Tag Archive: VIP Room
February 17, 2016 by Elliot James
Some guys go for two girls during a night of stripclubbing.
Click here for Part Two
Now, my next suggestion might turn off some of you, but let’s be realistic: You’re not gonna be the first guy she gave a lap dance to and you’re not gonna be the last. A strip club is not the place to find untouched virgins who you’re going to bring home to mama.
I’m going to suggest that unless you’re absolutely sure the girl you just saw onstage is going to give you a great lap dance–and I mean she did just about everything within the legal limit to give you a great show and practically dropped down into your lap–you’re still not ready to take the plunge. Here’s what I mean.
If the club has an open lap dance room (meaning the area where the dancers give lappers isn’t separate from the rest of the club), take some time to see who’s giving the best lap dances. Don’t stare! Don’t turn some poor schlub’s private session into your personal peep show. That’s just not right. It violates some unwritten man rule. But look around. See which dancers are really grinding, which dancers are really giving the customers their money’s worth. Which dancers are always reaching behind their backs and grabbing the patrons’ cocks. Figure out which dancers are always in demand.
If the club doesn’t have an open lap dance area, there are still things you can do. Conclusions you can draw.
For example, let’s say you see a guy and a dancer walk back to the lap dance room. One song later, they’re walking back out. This could mean only one of three things:
1. The dance sucked and the guy couldn’t wait to get out of there.
2. The dance was great and the guy came quickly.
3. The guy only had enough money for one dance.
If it’s the third reason, you’re fucked. You can’t draw any conclusions.
Of the other two possibilities, chances are the dance sucked, and here’s why: If he came in his pants, he wouldn’t be walking out of the room so quickly. He’d still be back there adjusting himself. Getting himself ready. Tipping the dancer. Exchanging small talk. Then, somewhere near the end of the next song, they’d walk back out.
If the dance sucked, you can definitely tell. He walks out first, she walks out second, they’re not talking to each other, he wants to get as far away from her as possible, but he doesn’t leave the club. He stays because he still has money left to burn. Just not with her.
Of course, if the guy and his dancer are back there for a half hour, you know the dances are good. Another good sign: the guy leaves the lap dance room but the dancer doesn’t. He heads straight for the ATM machine, takes out more cash and heads back into the room. This guy is spending more than he planned on spending because he’s getting the dances of his life. This is the best sign.
So relax. Look around. See who’s enjoying themselves. See which dancers are constantly in demand. They’re not always going to be the prettiest ones (if the regulars seem to be going for the “8” girl and the “10” girl is sitting around smoking and drinking by herself, you can bet who gives the better lap dances).
Now, finally, you’re ready to take the plunge. You’re ready to dip into your wallet and spend some money (or visit the ATM machine).
You’ve done your homework.
You’ve had a few drinks.
You’ve resisted advances from the first dancers who approached you.
You’ve spent some time at the stage.
You’ve smelled, you’ve stared, you’ve listened.
You’ve scouted.
You have your sights set on the girl who’s gonna grind your cock so good, you’ll be cumming by the end of the second song.
Maybe.
Next, read “Rules Of The Room” in Part Four. Because doing your homework only gets you ready for the final exam.
To be continued.
February 16, 2016 by Elliot James
Has this happened to you at your local club?
(Click here for Part One)
For now, make sure you have a good view of the stage or stages. Order a drink. Take a good look around. Figure out where the good lap dance action is taking place. Find out the base price for a lap dance in the club (go ahead, ask the bartender. The going price is usually $20 a song in the U.S., £10 or £20 in the UK, although it’s lower in dives, higher in fancy schmancy clubs. Some clubs run hourly specials, like three for 50 or two for 25).You’ll be approached by more dancers who’ll ask either, “Would you like some company?” or “Would you like a dance?” to which your question is still, “Not right now, thanks.” If you have no interest in her at all, say so, but politely. A dancer I knew once said, “I have more respect for a man who has the guts to say ‘No thanks’ or ‘You’re not my type’ instead of the ‘Come back later’ bullshit.”
Of course, you’re not going to be at the bar for long. You’re going to take a seat as close to the stage as possible. If there are seats encircling the stage–and there almost always are–then grab one.
Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Sit at the stage? I’m gonna be hit up for cash every other minute.
Yeah, you are. But sitting at the stage is a good investment in your immediate lap dance future.
The stage is where it all happens. The stage is where you get to find out how down and dirty a girl really is. Is this chick spreading her legs and showing her pussy during stage shows while the other girls are just taking their panties off and showing bush? If she is, you not only know she’s more daring and dirtier than the other girls. You know she’s willing to do more to earn her money. And that’s an important thing to know when you’re scouting out a lap dancer to spend some time with.
Almost infallible rule: The more explicit a dancer gets onstage, the better she is as a lap dancer. Chicks who are afraid to get down on the stage and spread their pussies and asses (when the club allows it) are not going to go the extra mile in the lap dance room. They’re not going to take it as a point of personal pride to make you cum in your pants by grinding against your cock.
So, to summarize: In a bottomless club, the girls who are showing pussy and spreading their asses will most likely give the best lap dances. In a topless-only club, the girls who are constantly pushing the rules by either pulling aside their G-strings for a sneak peek or pulling their G-strings up their pussies are going to give the best lap dances. In a club where pasties are required, the girls who are most creative with pasty use, the girls who use clear-plastic pasties or are constantly breaking the pasties rule, are the ones not to get the dances from. Shy on stage, shy in the lap dance room. Bet on it.
The stage is also the place where promises are made, where some girls go for the hard sell. For example, the busty dancer is on her knees and leans over to accept your contribution between her tits. She then takes the opportunity to lean in further and whisper into your ear, “Let’s do a dance later. I wanna make you cum in your pants.” It is very unlikely that this girl won’t follow through on her promise. She wants repeat business, not a one-timer.
Of course, sitting at the stage also gives you the opportunity to evaluate other important aspects of the dancer:
Does she look as good up close as she did at a distance?
How’s her breath?
How does she smell?
Is she wearing perfume? This is an important consideration for everyone because nobody wants to smell bad perfume during a lap dance and for married/attached men because you don’t want to go home smelling like another woman (unless, of course, your significant other approves of your lap dance excursions). Another consideration: Is she wearing sparkles? Some strippers think they’re pretty, but those things will rub off on you during your lap dance, and they won’t come off easily. How are you going to explain sparkles in your hair to your wife/girlfriend/significant other?
Whatever it is about this dancer, find out now or risk sitting through the longest lap dance of your life. There used to be a lap dance palace in New York City called The Harmony. The place existed in many incarnations, and in one of them, there were no stage shows, just lap dances, so the whole experience was hit or miss. Well, one time, a girl who I recognized as a SCORE/Voluptuous model (no, I’m not going to name her) was there. Pretty. Exotic. Big, floppy tits. And terrible body odor. The entire lap dance was ruined by her smell, and I couldn’t wait for her to get off of me. The thing is, from a distance, I wanted nothing more than to suck on and play with her tits. But once she got on top of my cock, I couldn’t wait for her to leave.
To be continued.
May 16, 2015 by Dave
Cat drools on the cock to get it ready for her asshole.
Today at SCORELAND, dirty-talking, squealing Latina sexpot Cat Bangles sucks cock and gets ass-fucked in the VIP room.
So, my question for you, SCORELAND Blog readers, is: What’s the farthest you’ve ever gone in the VIP room?
Hand job?
Blow job?
Tit-fuck?
Pussy fuck?
Anal?
Or just a lap dance?
It’s okay to be honest. If you were gonna get busted for it, it would’ve happened right then and there.
By the way, unless you live alone, you might want to turn the sound down when you’re watching Cat’s video. She gets really loud when there’s a cock in her ass.
January 26, 2014 by Dave
All this for only $20 a song?
Over at SCORELAND, we’re asking the question, “Are busty strippers the best fucks?”
Of course, we’re not just asking the question. We’re answering it with photos and videos of busty stripper/Indian hottie Holly Brooks fucking a big-dicked stud.
But it’s an intriguing question nonetheless. If a girl is expert at handling a strip pole, does that make her expert at handling your pole?
Have you ever gotten a blow job or fuck in the champagne room?
Have you ever dated a busty stripper?
If Holly Brooks gave you a lapdance, would you make a mess in your pants in three, five or 10 seconds?
December 28, 2012 by Elliot James
Alura is alluring.
I like her name.
Alura Jenson.
If I were a sci-fi writer, Alura is the kind of name I’d give to the queen of a planet of big-boobed Amazons.
Actually, someone did already. In an anime called Voltron Force, there’s a hot chick named Princess Allura.
Alura Jenson is a dancer and model. She has very big boobs and an equally big appetite for sex. She’s real, not an anime character.
Alura lives in Las Vegas and dances at a club called The Palomino in North Las Vegas. I know the place. I used to go there. Mega-boobed Platinum Peaks used to feature dance there in the early ’90s. Some of you might remember her.
If you’re on the Las Vegas Strip, you just head straight north and the Palomino is on your right. It used to be the only all-nude club in town that served liquor. I think it still is. It’s about eight miles from the main action of Vegas but well-worth the visit. Especially since Alura is currently strutting her sexy stuff there.
Hey, it’s not called the Las Vegas Strip for nothing.
Boom-Boom In The VIP Room with Alura Jenson.
We have an Alura double-feature this weekend. At SCORELAND, Alura gets a wild and nasty anal creampie bang and more in “Analyze This“, and at SCOREVideos, she dances in our own little VIP room before riding a stripper pole of another kind in “Boom-Boom In The VIP Room.” I strongly advise doubling the amount of protein powder and lecithin in your shakes this week just to keep up with Miss Jenson. I’d heard that she was wild. I didn’t know how wild until I saw her in action, leaving scorch marks on the couch. Alura said that she had a huge orgasm before the guy busted his nut in her butt-hole. And then she immediately sucked his dick.
Alura lives up to her name. Welcome aboard a new hot chick.
She’ll be in the June ’13 SCORE, on sale March 19th.
