One of Elaina's wardrobe choices today and tomorrow
Today and tomorrow, one of my all-time favorite sights is happening at SCORELAND.
The tight top try-outs.
Nothing makes me happier than watching an exceptionally big-boobed hottie boombalottie trying on the skimpiest, most body-hugging tops.
Our president, John Fox, has a saying about the kind of clothes SCORE and V-Mag Girls should wear: “Too tight, too short, too low.”
These are words to live by, at least on my planet.
When I see huge-chested girls wearing baggy, loose, ill-fitting tops and bras, I get a panic attack because it’s such a waste. Don’t get me started on muumuus.
Elaina Gregory is the one to study as she squeezes her 41-inch, 34N-cups into a choice selection of tight tops and bras.
The best is when you can see the nipples protruding through the material.
Elaina was the perfect girl to do this. I have been waiting a long time to see her stuff her boobs into teeny tops like this. I loved every picture and every minute of it. Elaina’s video could have been two hours and it still wouldn’t have been long enough for me.
She also rubs one out, so don’t think it’s all a tight tops try-on.
Observe and report!
Thank you again, Voluptuous goddess Elaina Gregory!
Elaina tries on bras. The world is a better place because of this simple event.
Please meet and greet Alex Chance, a new Voluptuous discovery appearing today and tomorrow at SCORELAND. She’s cute, bubbly, bouncy and perky. Very GND (Girl-Next-Door).
Alex has already been featured at SCOREVideos in a boy-girl creampie scene (“A Pleasant Surprise”), and now she brings her 36DDDs over to SCORELAND for her second scene, “Taking A Chance For Big Tits.”
Alex was in the SCORE Studio when Jasmine Shiraz was here, and they appeared together in a Blog video.
In the real world, Alex is a 22-year-old bartender who saw our ad for big-boobed models on BeASCOREModel.com. She checked us out, asked a few questions and then arranged her schedule to come here and cum. When she’s not pouring drinks, Alex likes reading and spending the day at the beach.
“I like to dress sexy because I like the attention,” Alex says. “That’s why I decided to try this.” The adventurous type. I like that.
It was a lucky day when Alex took a chance on SCORELAND.
Now at SCORELAND. The studio traveled to the Caribbean specifically to photograph Terri Jane and several other superbusty hotties. It may be butt-freezing weather right now in the United Kingdom but the awe-inspiring Terri Jane of England and her bosom buddies were nice and warm. So warm that Terri had to doff her skimpy mono-kini.
Who watches out for ya, Boob Brothers?
Log in today and make it a Terri Jane weekend. And Dors Feline too!
Prepare yourself for a pair of fresh, new naturals tomorrow. Terri Jane is from, where else, England and once again, the UK has beaten the USA in the big boobs race. Pretty Terri lives in a small town near Birmingham. Those 30K missiles Terri’s aiming are loaded and ready for launching from her bra silos. Prepare yourselves, SCORELAND residents, to keel over from breast shock. Sticker shock is nothing compared to Terri Jane shock.
Elaina Gregory. Army veteran. Homemaker. Super-duper new arrival from planet Hooter. Today, her first SCORELAND photo shoot. Sunday, a big-boobed naked video and interview. Along with Shione Cooper’s return appearance tomorrow, a great weekend is on deck.
Sez Elaina in her chat: “I was doing a car wash for a non-profit organization and I was in a bikini top and little shorts and holding up a sign, flagging down cars, and this guy wasn’t watching where he was going and he totaled his car.” Well, that doesn’t surprise me at all. I’d have expected a multi-car pile-up. Elaina’s got on the tiny bikini top and the little shorts thingie in her pictorial. No car wash but she’s got OIL! And lots of titty skin to rub it into.
2010’s been a great year for new Voluptuous discoveries. Elaina’s making it a greater year.
Renee is so hot we need to use fireproof bedsheets.
If you’ve seen Renee Ross’s SCORELAND super-special “Wham! Bam! Thank You M’am!”, you’ll love this weekend’s video and pictorial, “Lust Weekend.” One of my favorite specials, I loved “Wham! Bam! Thank You M’am!” Renee is one of the hottest girls in V-Mag history. I love her beautiful face, dirty-talking mouth, 40J-cups and her plush body. Renee in Lust Weekend is, in one word, sensational. In two words, fuckin’ sensational. The sight of Renee’s tits bouncing back in her own face as she slides up and down the man-pole must be seen to be believed. What could be better than a Saturday with Renee?
Lovely Mamazon star Kali West was eight-months pregnant when she made the Voluptuous Theater video “Baby on Board.” One of the novel features in this vid is the use of a large mirror creating a narcissistic eroticism. It was a time for reflection, and for us, that means reflecting on Kali’s bountiful boobs, her bulging bump, her bush and that bootiful booty. It starts today at SCORELAND, and if you’re pleased by the preggo condition and loved Lorna Morgan’s vids and pictorials, you’ll love this double-vision look at Kali. One Kali is great. Two Kalis are even better. We call it stereo Kali.
Big news. The breasts are so big this weekend, you’ll be drowning in them. These are smothering tits. Tits you don’t want to let go of. First up on Saturday, March 27, Shyla Shy is back in “Shyla’s Not Shy About Her Big Tits,” a new pictorial and video that’s packed with breast games and creaming in the first part.
Don't miss Shyla's new SCORELAND video.
In the second part of the video, Shyla goes for the old bologna pony ride. This video is a little different because the unseen cameraman/director verbally directs all the titty play in the first part. I’ve always liked this technique. I should backtrack a day because the poolside solo pictures of Shyla from April ’10 V-Mag were published yesterday on SCORELAND. I love Shyla because she’s not only soft, stacked and curvy, she’s the perfect Voluptuous fuck doll, submissive, easygoing and game for anything. She’s dressed hot to please boyfriends who were breast-fanatics but otherwise, she doesn’t. “I dress to cover them up,” Shyla said. “If I don’t, I get way too much attention. I’m a jeans and T-shirts girl. Of course, it doesn’t matter what I wear. Guys who like big breasts can still tell I’ve got them. I could wear the same thing that a girl with smaller breasts is wearing and on me, it’s gonna look like I’m showing off my breasts. I’ve gotten into trouble for that. Women always think that girls with big breasts are showing them off when the truth is we can’t help it.” (That’s a good topic for a future blog or a Jerry Springer show: “Big-boobed girls who dress for their boyfriends but otherwise wouldn’t.”)
Then on Sunday, March 28, Tatiana Blair comes to SCORELAND in a pictorial and video called “Wrap Your Rod Around My 36G-Cups!” I’ve been waiting for this one since her original Blog item. RL had commented at the time that, “She kind of looks like a stacked Valerie Bertinelli and she can also identify with the average SCORE reader.” I agreed if he meant the Valerie from One Day At A Time. She has an awesome pair, a pretty face and she’s very sexy. Like several other recent models, Tatiana was encouraged to send in her photos to the studio by a boyfriend who’s a SCORE reader.
Trust us, don't miss Tatiana's SCORELAND video.
On a side-topic, I gotta thank those guys who encourage their ladies to send in their pics. Without these heroes behind the scenes, I think a lot of girls like Mandy Pearl or Kaytee Carter wouldn’t even know we existed. Tatiana had never modeled before, alone or with a guy, so I was very impressed at how comfortable she is on camera her first time. She was very nervous that day but she really got into the flow. The old saying that March goes in like a lion and out like a lamb doesn’t apply to SCORELAND this weekend. It’s going out with a double bang. On behalf of Mr. Happy Pants, thank you, Shyla and Tatiana.
When Mianna Thomas walks into a bikini shop to buy swimsuits, we’d love to bring a chair and hang out by the dressing room. Today, Mianna is back for her 3rd SCORELANDaction video, and she’s still only 19 years old! It’s not easy screening videos at work when you have an erection, but it can be done. The mammary marvel of Las Vegas, Nevada leaves her teen years behind on February 28. We hope Mianna’s birthday bash will be as hot as this Voluptuous Theater video.
And now for the event you’ve been asking about and waiting for. Bebe Cooper arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow in her very first pictorial and video, and if you dig big, blue-veined, alabaster tits and perky nipples you could hang paintings on, you’ll go bonkers seeing Bebe milking herself, squeezing her 32H-mounds, and fingering her sopping wet pink pussy and clitty. Just what the milk man ordered. Bebe is one of the best looking milkers I’ve ever seen. One hot honey.
That sexy Paraguyan SCORELAND hottie Paola Rios will be bathing, showering and shaving in exclusive videos. That’s both sharing and caring! Subtitled in English so you can hear that sweet voice talking in her native tongue.
Paola tries an Argentinian tub.
Kentucky bra-strap snapper Slone Ryder gets an oily-to-bed breast massage by the hands of the boob masseur and gets Voluptuous Girl Slone so worked up, she gives it up. Tugging, tit-sexin’, hands-free BJs, humping and pumping and stress-busting galore.
Slone is a natural at getting fucked on-camera.
SCORE man-pleaser Candace Von goes to Boot Camp in a video salute to our Allied armed forces around the world. Her drill sargeant puts his drill to good use on this sexy fuck-bunny.
