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When Smiley Emma smiles, the whole world smiles with her

January 18, 2017 by Elliot James

The saying “Smile and the world smiles with you” definitely applies to XL Girl Smiley Emma.

That beaming smile and her Canadian cans make anyone smile, and if they don’t smile, there is no hope for them.

“I’m genuinely nice, easy to talk to and I am very silly,” said Emma.

“I think my best features are my smile and my boobs.” You don’t know which one, boobs or smile, to look at first.

Roxee Robinson is from Canada, too. It’s about time Canada invaded XL Girls. We welcome these plush invaders.

Tomorrow: Mya Blair. She’s not Canadian but her cans are colossal.

Emma has a nice bush to go with her Canadian cans.

The three top-rated videos at SCORELAND

October 8, 2016 by Elliot James

Vanessa Y. leads the trio this week of top-rated videos at SCORELAND, followed by Joana Bliss and Amaya May.

Vanessa Y.’s P.O.V. “Fantasy Dream Bang” simulated sex scene, in which a realistic fake cock is substituted for a real cock, earned an unusually high number of comments, such as this one by “BigPete”: “Ok. So whoever came up with that idea for Vanessa to do that deserves a fucking medal!!! Great idea. Seeing her work that cock was amazing. I guess the only down side to that was not enough fucking. But who can blame the girl that was fucking a big fake cock?”

We don’t get as many comments as Vanessa’s video did for real and excellent hardcore scenes. Vanessa has no interest in having on-camera sex with a dude. Even so, this scene is an indication of how energetic she would be if she did.

Number two: Joana Bliss in “Joana & Her Magic Wand.” I don’t get why this is so top-rated other than that it’s fairly new. I thought Joana’s videos shot in the Dominican Republic were far superior in every way and my favorites out of everything she’s ever done.

Anyway, who am I to debate members’ ratings?

Number three: Amaya May “Serious Boobage.” This is another entry I don’t get. So many guys constantly clamor for hardcore, and Amaya has done two kick-ass scenes sucking and fucking cock. So why this solo fingering that’s 10 minutes long and was shot in August?  There are only three comments, compared to 11 for her first hardcore. Her second hardcore video got three. Seth wrote under “Serious Boobage”: “I love how she seduces the viewer with coy invites and movements. About 5 min in, she goes to that luscious box that already has the delicious white lava…awesome…and then she lays back and spreads those gorgeous legs wide.” By the way, do you want to see more of Amaya, and doing what? Make your opinion count and comment.

Amaya: It's a cliche but she really is built like a fucking brick shithouse.