Tag Archive: XLGirls
December 20, 2012 by Elliot James
SCORE Girls, Voluptuous Girls and XL Girls don’t really need to wear funny sayings and slogans on their T-shirts to attract attention. I’m going to be focused on their chests, anyway, until they tell me, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”
But it gives me a kick to read ’em!
Problem is, they stretch their shirts out so far that it can be hard to make out what the words are.
Crystal’s shirt is “I’m N Luv Wit A Stripper” (A rap song by T-Pain.)
Chelsea’s is “Biggest Is Best”
That’s two of the reasons I love ’em.
I urge all models visiting SCORE to wear funny T-shirts so we can snap a shot.
Here’s a selection from SCORELAND.
Crystal Gunns
Chelsea Charms and H-cup Jane
Colt 45
Cynthia Romero
Sunshine
Vixen LaMoore
Felicia Clover
December 17, 2012 by Elliot James
Marilyn's pictorial is scheduled for tomorrow at XLGirls.com. Be there!
Here’s a sneak peek at Marilyn Mayson‘s pictorial that’s posting tomorrow at XLGirls.com.
Marilyn’s actually here right now in the studio doing some pretty overheated things.
The covergirl of XLGirls Mag SP 236, Marilyn has something she wants to get off her chest.
That would be her 38H-cup bra.
If you’ve got something you want to get off your chest to Marilyn, speak freely now or hold your piece.
November 26, 2012 by Elliot James
The new DVD Ready For Stuffing. Yes, they are.
Thanksgiving may be over for another year, but for me, it’s something I celebrate every day because I give thanks every single day for huge-boobed ladies, especially the ones who toss off their bras and panties here.
It kind of goes boob-in-bra-cup with the holiday I singlehandedly created in another Blog, National Areolae Day. When I am elected president, this holiday will become a federal one.
If you celebrate Thanksgiving, the title of this new DVD at eBoobStore is a phrase you may have heard at the Thanksgiving table last week: Ready For Stuffing.
It’s right hours on four discs and stars 30 models! The complete list of girls is in the eBoobStore description.
The gal on the cover is the California goddess Michelle May, one of the many primo babes selected for this collection.
Assuming you watch one scene a day, it’ll take you a month to watch this DVD. I call that a deal a tit-man can’t refuse.
October 30, 2012 by Dave
Nikki Smith goes shopping like this.
Joanna Lake picnics like this.
Renee Ross goes to the gym like this.
Perhaps Elliot meant to do this when he put together the XLGirls.com schedule of postings, but this has turned out to be Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com.
Wait a second…what did I just say? Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com? Isn’t every week Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com?
Well, yeah, I guess it is. But here’s the thing: You know how sometimes different things catch your eye? Sometimes I’ll look at a photo set and think, “Wow! Look at the rack on that girl!” Sometimes I’ll think, “Wow! Look at the nipples on that girl!” But when I looked at the set of Nikki Smith that went up on Monday, I thought, “Wow! Look at the cleavage on that girl!” And I thought the same thing when looking at today’s photos of Joanna Lake and tomorrow’s photos of Renee Ross.
Tits were a great invention, but tits come naturally. Whoever came up with the idea of cleavage is a genius. But the person who convinced women that it’s okay to show their cleavage in public is either the smartest or the smoothest person in the history of the world.
I think I’ve said this before, but I haven’t said it in a long time. Let’s say you’re a pussy guy. Pussy is the thing you most want to fuck. And let’s say women were walking around in public with their pussies out…No way, right? It could never happen.
Or let’s say you’re an ass man. Ass is the thing you most want to fuck. And women were walking around in public with their asses out…No way, right? It could never happen.
But you’re a boob man. And cleavage is the thing you most want to fuck. And women are walking around all the time showing their cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ran out of exclamation points there. Maybe Maria has some I can borrow.
And that’s why it’s best to be a boob man.
October 19, 2012 by Elliot James
Joana Bliss
It’s a busy, busty weekend at SCORELAND, XLGirls and SCOREVideos.com.
Discovered in Romania back in 2004 when we first visited that great nation, Joana Bliss is back at SCORELAND in a brand-new photo set and video, and she’s looking better than ever. Joana hasn’t been seen in SCORE since the March 2007 issue and in the December 2006 Voluptuous. Many glorious babes have come from Romania in recent years (Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Jasmine Black, and most recently Roxanne Miller and Estelle Taylor, to name a few ). I know there are still more new discoveries to find in Romania. The Force is strong there. I can feel it.
Post-pregnant Shyla Shy lactates.
If you are lactose intolerant, please be aware that there’s going to be a lot of milking going on at SCORELAND. Your monitor may need a windshield wiper. We photographed Shyla Shy when she was seven months knocked-up, doing what led to her getting knocked-up in the first place. We photographed Shyla at over eight-months pregnant and sporting a massive belly bump. We’re happy to report that Shyla has delivered her bundle of joy safe and sound and is back for more sport-sex again like the voluptuous MILF she is. Shyla was also happy to share some knocker-nectar with her boff-buddy Carlos.
Milk. It's what's for breastfest.
And rounding and mounding out the weekend is the amazing colossal woman Roxi Red, the big hit of SCORELAND. Roxi Red is already in the user-created Top 20 models page along with such superstars as Renee Ross, Christy Marks and Kelly Christiansen. There was even a comment from SCORE reader’s wife Barbie Kelly’s husband: “This is Mr. Kelley, husband of SCOREmodel Barbie Kelley. We were in Miami doing Barbie’s photo shoot and just caught a glimpse of this beautiful lady as the elevator closed. Holy cow, this is one sexy lady…never have I hated so bad to see an elevator door close.” One of the bustiest naturals, Roxi’s boobs might even generate their own gravitational fields. Our photographer of “Size Matters” felt his camera being pulled from his hands when Miss Red popped and dropped her top.
Roxi Red reveals.
Speaking of big, bigger, and bigness, bra-wrecker Maserati is back, front and center again, and her first stop is SCOREVideos.com in the new video “Breastfest In Bed.” Maserati is a walking busty wet dream when she appears in the bedroom to awaken a male pipe-fitter. In her hands, a tray loaded with bananas, whipped cream, strawberries. It’s a breakfast and a breastfest of champions. If Maserati looks bustier than ever, it’s because she is and we have an upcoming Blog video that proves it so stay tuned. Maserati doesn’t wake him up with a song (She has a nice singing voice. Check out SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011.) but she does give him a nice hummer. Welcome back, Maserati.
Tits-a-poppin' Maserati.
And over at XLGirls.com, Delilah Black spins “That Young Black Magic” on an eager dude. Her birthday is October 31, Halloween, and she’s a Scorpio, the sexiest sign of the Zodiac. Like the Delilah of old, this Delilah drains the strength out of men but with her tits, lips and hips, not with haircuts. “I figure the Gods blessed me with this body so to hide it would be blasphemous,” admits the big-boob goddess as another horny disciple worships at the altar of her cleavage and curves. Got that right!
Delilah's ready to get tapped.
July 14, 2012 by Maria
Renee Ross's boobs are floatation devices.
Big, wet tits…
they just never get old.
Linsey is slippery and so, so stacked.
Who wouldn't want to hose Hitomi down?
I love when we do layouts in which the models are swimming and showering and there’s water cascading down their tits. It just makes me happy. It’s such good, clean fun.
Some of the greatest water shoots happen in pools. For me, there’s nothing like a giant set of tits bobbing and floating on the water. Like buoys of awesome. I also have a thing about tits in the outdoors, glistening in the sun. If I had my way, all beaches would be topless.
Some of my favorite big, wet tits?
Renee Ross’s pool set. Hitomi’s first V-mag set in the shower and Linsey showering outside.
I tell you, I’ve never wanted to be a rivulet of water so bad in my whole damn life.
What are some of your favorite big, wet tits photos?
Share them with me!
xoxox
Maria
July 13, 2012 by Dave
Yes, Stephanie, your pussy and ass are going to be filled with cock at the same time.
Today, I’m going to talk to you about DP. You know, double penetration. Totally stuffed. A cock in her pussy and a cock in her ass at the same time. Double dicking.
If you haven’t noticed, there isn’t a lot of that at SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com There’s some, but not much. Daphne Rosen gets DP’d in Boob Science (the scene is at SCOREVideos.com; the photos are at SCORELAND). Jasmine Black gets a cock in her ass and another in her pussy at the same time in Busty Riding Academy (this scene is at SCOREVideos.com). Holly Halston gets double-stuffed in My Wife, Your Meat (also at SCORELAND). And, off the top of my head, that’s it.
There’s a reason we’ve filmed so few DP scenes with SCORE Girls (although many of them were perfectly willing to enjoy a double-dicking if we had asked). Here at The SCORE Group, we’re boob focused, and when a girl is getting her pussy and ass drilled at the same time, it goes without saying that the focus is going to move away from her chest. Second, we’re well aware (because we’ve heard it so many times from so many members and readers) that a lot of you don’t want to see “too much guy.” Well, when the camera closes in for the hot stuff in a DP scene, there’s a LOT of guy. Hanging balls. Cocks. Man ass. All the stuff many of you have said you don’t want to see. In a DP scene, it’s unavoidable, which is why when we’ve filmed three-way anal scenes with two studs, the guys usually take turns on the girl’s ass rather than filling her pussy and ass at the same time.
I’m bringing this up because next week at SCORELAND, we’re going to present a rare DP scene, and it’s a good one because Stephanie Stalls will be the recipient. Yep, the short ‘n’ super-stacked house dancer from Kentucky is going to have her pussy and asshole filled with meat at the same time, and our cameras will be zooming in to capture all the details.
Are you looking forward to that?
Do you like DP scenes?
Would you like to see more of them?
Or do you think SCORELAND should be a no-DP zone?
Let us know because if you’re all-in on DP, then…well, you can finish this sentence yourself.
May 7, 2012 by Elliot James
That’s Shyla Shy, and Shyla is seven months pregnant.
That’s not stopping Shyla from going after big stick. Pregnant girls, their hormones gushing like an uncapped Texas oil well, tend to be super-horny. Shyla’s sex drive was high way before she got knocked up, even though the word shy is in her first and last names.
And at seven months? So hot, you could fry burgers on her butt.
Shyla’s tits are huge, bigger than ever.
Shyla does the deed at XLGirls.com right now, and if you’re a preggo fan, you don’t want to miss this one. If you do miss it, do not come back crying to me like a baby.
Shyla will be back very soon. Like when she is at eight-and-a-half months. That’s close to the blessed arrival. Dave and I may wind up delivering the baby and become godfathers, another accomplishment we can add to our list of achievements. Thanks for being you, Shyla Shy.
Shyla Shy is actually very shy in many ways EXCEPT bumping and grinding for XLGirls.com.
April 11, 2012 by Elliot James
We live for this.
When my fellow SCORE Man E. and I saw one fuzzy image of Sarah Rae, we knew we had to locate her for XL Girls and set up contact between Sarah and our studio.
Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn’t.
This time, the magic worked. It took some doing, some time and some luck, but it was well worth it so we could bring Sarah on home to those who love girls who wear 38J bras.
Myself, I think Sarah’s bustier than 38J.
Anyone who can self-suck her own nipples like this hands-free gets my highest praise and devotion.
When I am elected president, Sarah, and girls like Sarah, will get free gas for as long as I remain the leader of this great nation.
April 6, 2012 by Elliot James
Betty Blac at XLGirls: very hot
Meet Betty Blac, a sexy, fun-loving babe from Oakland, California who surprised us by saying, “I dated women only until I was 28. I started dating men when I lived in Australia, and since then I have dated mostly men. I still love women, but my attraction to men is stronger and I love cock.” Let’s be grateful for the switch-over. Miss Blac’s face-smothering 36K tits are true works of art. I’d rather see them hanging at the XLGirls’ studio than in a museum. One photo of Miss Blac’s boobs is worth more than all of Pablo Picasso’s crappy paintings.
All bow to Renee Ross
Renee Ross has again won Voluptuous magazine’s Model of the Year title. The June 2012 issue is Renee’s second awards edition cover (now at your favorite newsstand) and her fourth V-mag cover. Leanne Crow won Newcomer of the Year, something I expected to happen, and Kristina Milan won Plumper of the Year. “I voted for Renee,” R.D. emailed. “There were many worthy rivals up against Renee, as usual, but when it came time to send in my ballot, I entered her name automatically. I will probably do that again if she is in it next year.” Congrats to the winners!
Shyla Shy; knocked-up and horny
Was there some kind of fertility spell cast on the girls of Mamazon The Movie? First, Kali West got pregnant and came back to SCORELAND with a baby bump. Then Shyla Shy called to report that she was over seven months knocked-up, so we did the respectable thing and quickly invited her over for a new pole-vaulting event. See it right now. Shyla’s boobs are heavier than ever. The Florida local is a very quiet girl on or off camera, but it’s those quiet ones you really gotta watch. So far, no pregnancy reports have come in from Shyla and Kali’s Mamazon co-stars Alia Janine, Daylene Rio, Alexis Silver and Rachel Love. Still, I wonder.
