The tits and tennis debate

July 29, 2009 by Dave

Simona Halep, a Romanian tennis player who’s trying to break in on the pro tour, recently underwent surgery to have her big hooters reduced. Said Ms. Halep, “It’s the weight that troubles me, my ability to react quickly. My breasts make me uncomfortable when I play.”

At the risk of sounding unsympathetic, I say bullshit. Don’t blame your tits for your inability to hit a tennis ball. Tits have nothing to do with it. As proof, I present this video of Minka, whose breasts are about 10 times as large as Ms. Halep’s used to be. Minka could kick her ass.

Hey, buddy, keep your eye on the ball.

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6 responses to “The tits and tennis debate”

  1. hadnt seen that clip before its great but would soon get bored playing tennis with minka and would want to get to work on her tits….

  2. Jack says:

    Wow – what action ! Forehand … stroke, stroke, stroke.. backhand … stroke, stroke, stroke .. whew ! Over the head … stroooke, balls bouncing up and down – ooohhh luv it – playing tennis with Minka is quite a workout and fun too 🙂

  3. Dave Too says:

    She can play, I mean really play. Count me amongst those who are impressed.

  4. Dino says:

    i got to tip my hat..she looks like she can give williams sisters some trouble…

  5. Maria says:

    I agree. I was pretty mesmerized.

  6. Michelle says:

    This is very impressive!