Your waitress Liza Biggs awaits at the big-boob diner. What’s good? How about the boob plate special?

February 3, 2015 by Elliot James 11 Comments

Liza Biggs (March and April 2015 Voluptuous) will take your order now. And we all know what that is.

Liza is actually a sous chef in the real world. But a sous chef’s coat is not form-fitting and it ain’t sexy.

“If I’m having sex, I’m kind of aggressive,” says Liza. “I’m physical, so I’ll pull him towards me, force his clothes off, give commands and if he can follow, I can do what he wants. Then you can tell me what you want. Describe it to me. I don’t think I’ve ever come close to suffocating anyone. There have been guys who have asked me to just put my tits on their faces. But they like it. They’ll want me to shake them in their face, push them into their face. I get motor boated a lot. I use them to jerk them off, too. That’s something a lot of guys like. I’ve never been with a guy that wasn’t into tits. That would probably be kind of hard to find, too. It would be kind of hard to not be a tit man and want me.”

Writes Mam Man: “Can you guys at SCORELAND find a more perfect woman? I don’t think so.”

Unfortunately, we live in a society that forbids drinking like this in restaurants.

 

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