Billi Bardot returns, and a tale of one that got away
Billi thinks she found something.
Mega-MILF Billi Bardot returns to SCORELAND today. She fucks Tyler and gives as good as she gets.
Me: What do you like most about having big boobs?
Billi: I don’t even notice them most of the time. I just like how they’re comfortable and squishy, and when I’m bored, I always have something to do. I always have somewhere to put a drink. They come in handy. I was in a home improvement store and carrying around a Red Bull and I didn’t have anywhere to put it while I looked at stuff, so I just stuffed it right there.
Me: And all of a sudden there were a bunch of guys around you trying to help you out.
Billi: That kinda happens at Home Depot and Loews. They kinda follow me around, waiting.
Me: When was the last time you were in a store that you had to wait to be helped?
Billi: I don’t think I’ve ever had to wait to be helped.
This exchange reminded me of one of my most-heartbreaking encounters of many years ago; probably the early 2000s. I was in a mall near Fort Lauderdale when I spotted a girl with huge tits in a top that couldn’t help but be tight. There was no doubt about it: This girl was stacked. Anyway, I was walking out of the mall when I turned and saw her a considerable distance behind me, headed for the same exit. So I did what any gentleman would do: I held the door. For about 30 seconds.
“That’s okay,” she said as she approached, having played out this scene a thousand times in her life, guys holding the door for way too long.
Well, yeah, but…
When we got outside, I introduced myself and asked her if she’d ever done any modeling. She said she hadn’t. I told her I worked for a men’s magazine and gave her my card.
Days later, I was working at my desk when the phone rang. It was this very same girl. She started asking me questions. I thought she might be interested. She asked me if there was any nudity involved. I said there was. She asked if it was topless only or she had to be bottomless, too. I said a lot of that depended on how busty she was.
And then…a loud clap of thunder. The phone went dead. I furiously tried the redial last number received thingie, but that really doesn’t work in an office. I hoped she’d call back, but she didn’t. And I never heard from her again.
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Splendid lady indeed!
Billi for the win! Hope to see a scene with her and Casca Acashova.