Boob weighing: why isn’t it a competitive sport?

January 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Today at SCORELAND. Beats television.

Today at SCORELAND. Beats television.

Today’s Arianna Sinn post at SCORELAND once again reminded me how society in general neglects boob weighing. I don’t think I’m being ultra-critical here. Science is the true key to everything. Weights and measurement are vital in every aspect of our existence and that includes tits.

I have no doubts about the number of offers Arianna gets per day to weigh her melons. “I don’t need a scale,” brags one volunteer. “The palms of my hands are more accurate than a digital scale.” Yeah, right! Fact is, a scale is inaccurate when it comes to weighing boobs. The water displacement method that we’ve mentioned in the past is far more precise. Some designers are even working on new, more supportive bras based on breast weight instead of cup size, using the water method.

I’m all in favor of boob weighing being made a competitive sport. I just can’t get anyone to listen. Well, they ignored Thomas Edison too. Check out Arianna’s pictorial if you really want to light up your life.

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2 responses to “Boob weighing: why isn’t it a competitive sport?”

  1. c.a. united kingdom says:

    her tits are big but shes not a score girl. keep those pounds for v mag….

  2. Sean says:

    Arianna is the sexiest woman on the web right now her website is fantastic, she knows how to just be herself and that’s why I think the fans love her so much. I think 2011 will be the Year of Arianna,
    P.S. Hey EJ feel free to give us hints at what we can look forward to from Arianna?