This will be my least favorite posting since we started the SCORELAND Blog a year ago. Not because it’s about Crystal Gunns. It’s my least favorite Blog because Crystal has officially retired and this is her last published pictorial (from the October ’10 SCORE). A very different photo session from anything she had ever done before. Very dark, kinda weird and really moody. It posts today. She’s not really a whip-and-cigarette type of scowling girl, but some have written in to say they liked it, and Crystal herself said she enjoyed trying a different kind of cos play. The Gunns had a long, busy, and I’d like to think happy, association with SCORE. Her first SCORE appearance was March 2002, and when it hit the newsstands, Crystal’s stage career already was zooming to the top of the big-boob circuit.
Over the years, the bodacious one did a lot in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters. She was a TSG spokesmodel twice at the January Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas. She was the hostess of SCORE‘s 15th anniversary special on SCORELAND. In general, she was a tireless supporter of The SCORE Group. There’s video of her from the SCORE booth at the Expo that proves it. Crystal has been in over 23 TSG magazines and nine DVDs. She won Newcomer of the Year, and later, Model of the Year. She wrote and took her own pictures for 14 “Gunns Show” columns in the magazine from October 2006 to October 2008. (What is it with Crystal and October?) The column took the guys along with her on her many nightclub road trips all over America. Later on, Crystal finally went ahead and did a full-on girl-girl with her real-world friend Cindy Cupps in Big Tit A-List and they did their one and only one hand job and breast-sex scene in Tits & Tugs, a surprise to all the longtime fans who never thought they’d do anything on camera within ten feet of a boner. (Cindy has hung up her dancing and modeling heels also. They started together and basically finished their careers together.)
Do I think Crystal and Cindy will un-retire one day? People have asked me that. My answer is no. I think they have moved on to the new experiences that life offers. The second photo here is from yesterday’s 30 image By Request section. It’s a picture that really symbolizes how I’d like to remember Crystal. An overflowing bikini and a happy smile.
Around here, you never know when you’re going to see a nice pair of tits. The other day, I wandered into the studio to check out the MILF we were shooting for 40SomethingMag.com and 40Something magazine (I’m the editor of both). Her name was Brooke Tyler, she was sitting in the makeup chair wearing an oversized robe and I could see that she was very pretty, even though the makeup process hadn’t yet started. Very nice, too. Pleasant. Turns out that she’s 43 years old, divorced and from Dayton, Ohio.
So, I went back to my desk. About two hours later, I wandered back into the studio, looked to my right where photographer Jose was shooting a model and what did I see? TITS! BIG TITS! And those tits belonged to Brooke. How could I have missed that earlier? Had my boob radar gone faulty?
Of course, I immediately grabbed the blog camera and honed in on Brooke…her tits, of course. DD-cups. Big and firm, sitting high on her chest. I gotta tell you, I liked her with the robe on, but I loved her naked. I also like how her stomach transitions so smoothly into her shaved pussy.
Anyway, at this point, we’re not planning on shooting Brooke for SCORELAND. Should we? You can, however, see her right now, fucking and sucking, at 40SomethingMag.com. The photos are posted now. The video posts on Wednesday.
By the way, I have to tell you this story. On our Model Info sheets, we ask, “What and/or where was your kinkiest sexual encounter?” Brooke’s answer: “I went to see some male strippers at a local club, and one of the dancers took me to the private couch room, which wasn’t so private. I ended up fucking him in front of the whole club until management came up and made us stop. We didn’t get to finish until the next day.”
It is has been a while since I have done this but…I HAVE GIVEAWAYS AND GOODIES FOR YOU! YES! YOU!
Okay…so Cherry was here recently, and she and I got to chatting, and then I kind of got lost in the Cherry Brady haze of awesomeness and then EUREKA! It hit me! What if I got Cherry to sign some of her mags and DVDs so I could give them to you? (Naturally, these kind of ideas come to me because I am not only horny but brilliant!) But before I could do that, I had to fulfill my fantasy and get Cherry’s SCORE tank-top soaking wet. I mean, like, dripping. (So I, along with my helpful studio volunteer, squirted Cherry with water continuously.) So all this wetness was happening and then she bent over and let us squirt her pussy and ass. (Yes…you haven’t LIVED until you have gotten Cherry wet. Be jealous of me. Envy me. Wish you were one with her wetness. I can handle your disdain! lol)
After all the wet shirt’ness had subsided, I actually thought of you guys and had her sign her V-Mag covers for the February 2003, November 2004 and September 2005 issues. The February and November issues are SOLD OUT, too, so this makes this giveaway even COOLER because these are super collectors’ items. She also signed a copy of Ultimate Cherry, which RULES, because this DVD is mucho caliente and red-hot horny, like Cherry. *sizzle*
And now, here are the rules and information on how to enter this giveaway. You can only win ONE of FOUR prizes offered in this giveaway. Prizes will be distributed at random. I will be choosing four winners at random and will send you your autographed prizes lickety-split. TO ENTER: Please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to blog@scoreland.com with the words ULTIMATE CHERRY GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE! The deadline for all entries is August 18, 2010.
Good luck, boob lovers!
xoxox
Maria
ps. I hope that our long-time blog friend, Viggo, appreciates the shout out. 😉
It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!
Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.
Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of drinking it.
For SCORE (actually, exactly one year ago today), we the people of the republic of all things rack decided that we needed a vehicle to get out there amongst the big-boob lovers on the highways of the Web. After much deliberation and the shooting down of a site called SCOREeditorsXXXposed! (Just kidding!), we created this blog, and a year later, we are going strong.
And while we are all jumping up and down in joy over our blog’s first birthday, I would like to take to time and say that as a new editor on the block, this blog has allowed me to connect to a lot of V-Mag readers and fine-tune my mag to all of your tastes. I appreciate everyone’s feedback about your likes and dislikes, as do Elliot and Dave.
And, how cool is it that you guys can interact with the models?
And how cool is it that we make blog videos where the models have fun and you get to know them better?
I say it’s pretty effin’ cool.
So, happy birthday to us, and thank you for all of your input and blogging’ness, which rules!
Your support of our blog is great. Like underwire to titties. Thanks for helping us stay solid!
Here in Big Boob World, or SCORELAND as you call it, we spend a serious amount of time with tits. From the minute we come in to the office it’s nothing but tits, tits and more tits all day. (Not that I’m complaining at all, mind you.) But there is a problem that we editors run into sometimes. You see, sometimes tits leave us at a loss for words. LITERALLY. I will call Dave or Elliot up and ask them to give me, “Another word for boobs, please.” You see, there are many, many, many ways to call a boob, well, a boob. But sometimes, I come across a pair of tatas that need something extra-special. So, over the years, I have started a collection of boob words. Kind of like my own tatas thesaurus, if you will. And you’d be surprised how many different words there are for boobs. And you’d be surprised how many guys I know have their own versions, too. Chicks do, too! For example, the phrase “chesticles” was uttered to me one night by a group of hot lesbians. They came up to me and said, “You have a full set of chesticles.” Needless to say, I LOL’ed on the spot.
So, I thought I would share some of my favorites with you. And I would LOVE it if you shared some of your faves with me. A girl can never have too many words to describe her, umm, girls. lol So, without further ado:
Mams
Blouse Bunnies
Cans
Bazookas
Sweater Puppies
Cum Cushions
Yum Yums
Happy Headlights
Bingos!
Floppers
Whoppers
The Twins
Perks
Bazoombas
Penis Padders
Dairy Depot
Jigglies
I could go on and on, but I prefer to hear some of yours. Who knows, maybe you can tell me a few I’ve never heard before. (Which would be very impressive.)
Having super-sized her rack, Latina hottie Angelina Castro talks about her butt and then points out that tits are more important than butts in Part 3 of this video interview shot in the SCORE Studio. Angelina thinks people shouldn’t have to wear clothes. I think that if people were naked all the time, porn wouldn’t be nearly as exciting. Of course, Angelina is giving us the female point of view. I like to see a busty girl wear a tight top, like Angelina does here, then show us her tits. Much more exciting. Maybe not as exciting as watching Angelina deep-throating Juan Largo’s cock and getting fucked at SCOREVideos.com, but exciting nonetheless.
Anyway, to sum up what we have learned in this three-part interview:
1. Angelina’s tits are much bigger than they were before, and she is now officially a SCORE Girl.
2. Even though Angelina talks a mile a minute, most of us would still put up with that for the chance to fuck her. I mean, really, sometimes you gotta make sacrifices.
3. Latinas are incredibly hot and think about sex all the time.
4. Women can be very creative when they’re in need of a masturbatory tool.
In Part 2 of this very long, very impromptu Blog video, Angelina shows us what she’s wearing, warns women everywhere that she’s going to steal their men and talks about her life as a hostess on Spanish-speaking TV. This is something we have to see very soon. Meanwhile, we’ll content ourselves with this very hot hardcore video of Angelina and her new tits fucking and sucking at SCOREVideos.com. The star of Busty Slut Expo sucks cock deep and takes a big cock deep in her shaved pussy. Which just goes to show you that the more things change, the more they say the same.
I’ve always said that Spanish-speaking television is better than English-speaking television in the United States. On English-speaking television, you might get occasional glimpses of cleavage. On Spanish-speaking TV, it’s all-cleavage, all-G-strings, all-legs all the time! Those Latina TV hostesses have absolutely no qualms about showing off just about every inch of their bodies on broadcast TV. Remember busty, bootylicious Iris Chacon? These days, there’s a whole slew of girls, younger and older, who are following Ms. Chacon’s horny, exhibitionist lead.
Angelina Castro is one of them, but she’s one of the few Latina TV hostesses who doesn’t just tease. She delivers. You can see her fucking in the DVD Busty Slut Expo (she really is a busty slut). And now you can see her with her super-sized chest (and using it to get a cock hard and ready for her mouth and pussy) in a new video at SCOREVideos.com. Yes, Angelina, who had been a DDD-cupper, is now a G-cupper and a full-fledged SCORE Girl. Her ass seems to have gotten bigger, too, although maybe that’s just a very fortunate optical illusion.
Anyway, it’s not surprising that this saucy Cuban is a TV hostess because she definitely knows how to talk. I was actually having a regular conversation with Angelina when she started going off a mile-a-minute and I realized, “Hey, maybe this would be a good time to pick up the Blog camera.” So I did. Turned out that Angelina had so much to say, we had to chop this Blog video into three parts. So, Part 1 today, Part 2 tomorrow, Part 3 Sunday. Watch it. Then head over to SCOREVideos.com and jack to Angelina’s new and improved rack!
Most of the time when there is a hot model in the studio, we go in there and we interview them and that’s that. However…when Cherry Brady is in the studio, there is this sense of, dare I say it, sexual potency in the air? It turns all of us editors bananas. We want to be in the studio all day long, just to be in her presence. I know, because I spent a lot of time hanging out with Cherry…because I was, uh, working. Yes, that’s it. WORKING.
lol
Now, I would tell you that Cherry is a damn sexy woman, but that would just be way too Captain Obvious of me. What I will tell you is that she is super-talented. (Okay, that’s kind of obvious, too!) But I am not just talking about her smoldering sexuality. Oh, no! What I am referring to are her hula-hooping skills. Now, I know what you are thinking…hula hooping? YES! Hula hooping.
Hello Kitty and hoops of glory. Maria clearly approves.
You see, I challenged Cherry to a hula-hooping contest and she kicked soooooo much ass on the first try that I couldn’t even compete. How did she manage to do that? Let’s just say that she started off with a bra on and mid-hula-hooping, she took that puppy right off. THAT takes talent. The whole time she was hula hooping (TOPLESS!) she was playing with her tits and having a blast. And, her panties were this tiny, wisp of pink fabric that was a sequined kitty cat. Yes, she had pussy on her pussy. It was kind of glorious!
But don’t take my word for it…watch the video of it below! Oh, Cherry! You make hula hooping into something SEXY!
Now that redheaded vixen Cherry Brady is back in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters, and looking as shapely and busty as ever, this is a good day to look back at some of the great things she’s accomplished at SCORE.
Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.
I remember the first time the editors saw the photos she mailed from home. We were very impressed. We were also impressed when she told us that she had a subscription to V-Mag. We know that some women buy and read Voluptuous (yes, you, Angela White), but even to this day, we don’t know exactly who they are. Most women are anonymous consumers of adult material.
Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.
To this day, one of our best video interviews is Cherry’s interview which is posted on SCORELAND in both video and text. Dave and I could have probably gone for three hours with Cherry if we had had the time. (I mean, in the interview.) Then as now, she’s one of the most enthusiastic, happiest and high-spirited women I’ve ever met. It’s never been about the modeling check. For her, it’s about fun, the love of big boobs and good times and seeing the results in a magazine, a video and on-line. She’s never posed for any other magazine or studio since her debut in the February ’03 V-Mag and she’s shown a lot of loyalty, turning down many offers over the years.
Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.
On a personal level, because she looks at breasts as beautiful parts of a woman’s body, Cherry doesn’t believe in cosmetic breast reduction and thinks women who are thinking about it should find an alternative to surgery. (She doesn’t buy the back problem excuse.) One of the ironies of life we’ve discussed is how so many women with small tits get boob jobs while others with natural, big tits go for reductions.
B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.
One of my favorite DVDs is Ultimate Cherry with Brandy Talore and Angela White. There is so much going on in it and each chapter is different.
Ultimate Cherry.
And about once a year I pop, B.L.O.W. The Busty Ladies Of Oil Wrestling back into the DVD player. They tried to de-pants me in that one (I was unexpectedly pressed into service as the ref), proving that our mothers were right. Always wear clean underwear. That was a crazy shoot because of the approaching Hurricane Frances. Cherry hunkered down in her Florida hotel until the storm rolled on.
For me, one of the highlights of this new visit was Cherry and Maria finally meeting. They really are cousins under their bras.
