I want to give you a little background on how the blogging process goes for me.
You see, on any given day, at any given moment, I can be working on V-Mag or BootyLicious or Leg Sex magazine. Or maybe on a website. Or perhaps on the next feature DVD we shoot. Or maybe, I am in the studio interviewing a model. Or I am excited because I just shot something funny or incredible. Perhaps I am rifling through my drawers and I come across an unclaimed prize. Sometimes I am in our cavernous photo library and I am looking for special shots. And then it happens…I come across something that ignites a spark of inspiration to blog.
Or sometimes, Dave comes up to me and says, “I think you should see this video of Tatiana Blair and blog about it because it’s right up your alley.” And I check out his video masterpiece and I realize that by “right up my alley” he means, “because you have boobs.” lol
You see, in the video below, busty wonder, Tatiana Blair demonstrates the phenomenon that I like to refer to as, “Cleavage Storage.”(And although Dave knows a lot about tits, I don’t think he has ever tucked something away down his shirt before! But I HAVE.)
Sometimes, as a busty gal, you slip things into your cleavage and into your bra because it’s convenient and leaves your hands free for other things. Sometimes, I will tuck my keys in there. Or my I.D. and some cash. Or, like Tatiana demonstrates, sometimes I even hide my phone in my bosoms!
(And just like Tatiana, I have “lost” things down my top, too!)
Naturally, like any tit-loving man, Dave asks Tatiana to put her cellphone on vibrate so he can call her repeatedly and she can feel the vibration in her nipples. (You’re a smart one, Dave!)
Now, I know some of you have girlfriends and wives with big hooters…so I was wondering, do they do this, too? Or, for all of our sexy models who follow this blog…do you use your boobs as a place to store your stuff? I would love to hear your stories.
I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.
So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)
Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)
Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!
Christy Marks could lift Cassie Sweets like a doll.
Cassie is 90 pounds; Christy 134 pounds.
The tall and the short. The busties and the teenie-toppers. The curvies and the flatties. The myriad varieties of feminine development in all its scenic splendor. The paradoxical nature of female maturation. In Riddle me this, Maria blogged about Renee Ross and Sophia Sutra.
It’s all in the genes. (In Sophia’s case, the skinny jeans.)
For more startling contrasts, check out these pix of Christy Marks and Cassie Sweets.
Unlike Renee and Sophia’s comparision pictorial in an upcoming Voluptuous issue and their motel room fling on XLGirls.com, these shots are just quickies.
No question who would win an oil wrestling match.
Cassie is barely an A-cup.
Christy and Cassie didn’t make any pictorials or videos together. Their paths just crossed one afternoon on-location, and one of the photographers grabbed a few photos before they went their separate ways.
Do you like this kind of extreme comparison?
Should we plan more of them if the opportunity comes up?
My opinion is that some Voluptuous guys would like them and all 18eighteen readers wouldn’t go for it.
In the first “Riddle me” Blog, Viggo mentioned the famous duo of Kerry Marie/Missy. I remember that one very well! So with the right girls, these comparisons do stick in the memory banks.
Our friends Jose Z. and Ace2, members of the Boob Brotherhood.
Jose and Ace2 faithfully attend nearly every public expo, convention and event in search of SCORE babes. I used to see them when I went to the Vegas conventions.
Jose and Ace 2 in search of SCORE Girls in Las Vegas.
In this photo Jose sent from last January’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, the Boob Brothers take a break from their breast trek in front of a giant SCORE poster featuring Morgan Leigh. “We met Minka, Taylor Stevens, Kelly Madison, Sara Jay, Rebecca Love, Hillary Hooterz, Mianna Thomas, Penelope Pumpkins and Rachel Love,” Jose said. The show doesn’t get a lot of bra-busters these days. In the ’90s and early 2000s, all the girls went, at least for one day.
Jose and Ace2 bumped into Hillary Hooterz (left) & Mianna Thomas, among other way-busty babes you know.
They also sent this shot of Mianna Thomas and now-blonde Hillary Hooterz. Nice to bump into!
Anyone else go to these fan expos? There’s also Adultcon, Adultdex, Glamourcon, the Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo and Fan Fair, Erotica L.A., XFanz Expo and a few more names I can’t remember. There’s one coming up in Miami next week, Exxxotica, and a brand-new one in Chicago this July called Exxxtacy 2010.
Until next time, Boob Brothers! Onward! Together, Brothers!
Miosotis, a natural wonder of the Dominican Republic, gets her tits out today at SCORELAND.
[Dave here: I have just hijacked this blog. I know you guys love Maria, but before she gets to what she wants to talk about, I need to remind you that Miosotis and her KKK naturals make their SCORELAND debut today. Photos (I attached one), plus three behind-the-scenes clips shot on our studio manager’s iPhone. Now back to our regularly scheduled blogger. Take it, Maria.]
I am a writer. I am also an editor. That means that my vernacular should be vast enough that I can describe to you the epic, amazing WOW’ness of seeing Kristina Milan fuck and watching her tits milk simultaneously. But sometimes words won’t do.
In fact, to quote the one-hit wonders Extreme, (from the ’90s), sometimes you need MORE THAN WORDS.
Well, I am not going to write a song about it, I’ll tell you that.
Thank goodness we have video. 🙂 Enjoy this teaser of Ms. Milan, pounded, and her milking mounds, too.
Being an editor here in the Universe of all things TITS, well, I’ve seen a lot of funbags, guys. I’ve seen ’em bigger than big and I’ve seen ’em in every color. There are oblong ones, hangers, missiles, cannons, perkies, jumbos, pancakes and whoppers.
That said, I’ve been looking at the footage and photos that were shot in the Dominican Republic, and for the first time in a long time…I am in AWE of the mammary splendor. I mean, it’s like nipple Nirvana!
So, I let my sticky fingers wander…(I just realized how perverted that sounds! LOL) and I pilfered some extra shots for you guys.
Kristina Milan, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis…enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!
This first one is of Kristina Milian and Miosotis just hanging out. But wait…who’s the meat in that tit sandwich? Why, it’s Arianna Sinn, and man, her tits are overshadowed by the sheer girth of these Latinas’ tatas. It’s mind-boggling!
I have never seen a pair of…milk jugs?…like Kristina Milan’s.
They are like sacks of lactation, man!
You might not, but Kristina Milan sure does GOT MILK!
I watched Kristina’s solo video at least three times, and seeing her tits drip and drip and drip…well, it made me want some Oreos real bad!
As a busty Latina, I have a special place in my heart for other busty Latinas, and Kristina touches my special place.
(Oh, wow, I am full of these dirty one-liners today, eh?)
What I meant to say was that I really like watching Kristina touch her special place and let her boobies leak all over the place.
You guys enjoy these behind the scenes pics of the ladies in the Domican Republic while I go grab some cookies.
And be sure to check out Kristina’s two-day special on XLGirls.com. Today, she struts her stuff, and tomorrow, she fucks. And yes, the WHOLE time her tits are raining breastmilk like glorious fountains. 🙂 Can’t wait!
Taylor, Jenna, Natalie, Karla and Arianna baring all in On Location Grand Bahama made my weekend. One of the cameramen was there when all five fully dressed babydolls were saying their goodbyes, and he snapped a few candids. As a lifelong student of the sweater-bulge and the tight-top phenomenon, I was extremely impressed by this one shot. Can you imagine the five of them walking down a crowded city street? It would make headline news around the world.
It’s always a bittersweet feeling when a group of models and the SCORE staff have to split up at the inevitable end of a trip. But there’ll be other times ahead. Good times.
Walkin' in the sand. Natalie Fiore On Location Grand Bahama.
Something boobtastic has happened.
She’s beautiful. Intelligent. Sophisticated. And her breasts are even bigger than last time. It seems unreal, but it’s true. Natalie Fiore is bustier than ever. I’m in awe. I’ve been staring at her new photos in a trance. Glazed. Breastnotized. I think she’s a sorceress, this one. A nice sorceress, I mean.
Today On Location Grand Bahama episode 4 features Natalie, stacked to the max in her skimpy bikini and wrap, strolling on the beach. One of Miss Fiore’s first shoots in Nassau was on the beach (September ’07 SCORE). She wore a teeny red bikini and it was late in the day. This new pictorial is at sunrise.
What I also found interesting about the opener is that it almost looks like those sneak shots that celebrity photographers take of actresses and starlets walking somewhere. The opening pictures have an unposed naturalism that I’ve always found appealing. Plus, I’m a huge fan of busty girls walking. That’s very old-school in this era of over-the-top dementia. Yet, it’s true. I could watch Natalie simply walking on the beach all day if I could. And watch Karla washing a car in a wet T-shirt.
Get over to SCORELAND tomorrow for episode 5. Arianna Sinn has a lot to get off her chest.
Karla James brings to life one of the #1 male fantasies: the good ol’ busty car wash.
On Saturdays, my neighbor washes his car in his driveway. He looks like Homer Simpson.
In an alternative universe, I live next to Karla James. Every Saturday, she puts on a tight, white T-shirt and denim shorts and washes her car for a loooong, loooong time. My weekend is complete.
But the reality is, there is no alternative universe. That’s what SCORELAND is for.
Your local car wash does not hire employees like this
And without SCORELAND, I’d have never known about Karla James. In Part 3 of On Location Grand Bahama, Karla grabs a bucket and a cloth and goes to town. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke never had it this good.
Nothing beats a shower or a car wash. The simple pleasures in life are the best. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Thanks to Karla James. And the automotive industry.
Early in the video that you’re about to watch, I ask newcomer Ashlee Chambers to get on the bed with me, which was a good idea because it got her tits closer to the camera but a bad idea because I have enough trouble keeping the camera steady without a busty, very sexy, very active babe making the bed move. Ashlee (no relation to Marilyn Chambers) is a 5’2″ figure and fitness competitor from Dallas, Texas. She reminds me a little of Holly Halston with her tight little body and long, blonde hair. Like Holly, she fucked for us on camera. In fact, she even got pounded by a big, black cock. But that’s a story for another day and a future posting on SCORELAND when, you can rest assured, she models that big clit that she talks about so much in this video.
By the way, my one regret–and I’m going to get it right next time I have a big-titted, big-clitted babe on a bed with me–is that I didn’t ask Ashlee to reach deep into her pussy and finger up some pussy juice to show us. Next time, I promise. I mean, the girl could’ve actually shown us her pussy juices without showing us her pussy. Sorry. Sometimes I lose my mind when I’m holding a camera and the tits are so close.
