Categories for Boobs in the News
October 21, 2010 by Dave
Is Nicole Peters' rack Hall of Fame worthy?
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
Got a problem with that?
October 11, 2010 by Elliot James
Do we need to tell you her name?
There are many benefits to busty girls sucking or licking lollipops or popsicles. The greatest benefit is to me, of course, but this blog is not about me. The fact is, pop sucking helps stimulate the immune system, a great benefit to a girl’s tits. You see, sucking lollipops stimulates the production of saliva, a substance that protects teeth from decay, adjusts the mouth’s acidity levels and keeps harmful bacteria from growing. Sucking also increases the flow of oxygen. More oxygen intake means a better immune system and a stronger metabolism. All of this means a healthier chest and tits.
If more girls imitated Brandy, this would be a better world.
Psychologically, when a big-boobed girl sucks on a lollipop, occasionally taking it out of her mouth to lick her lips, her levels of mental and physical tension automatically decrease. Stress affects all girls. Some girls reach for a cigarette to lower this stress. No good. Others wipe out an entire chocolate cake in one sitting. Not good either. Some bite their fingernails. Nah. Messy. Yech.
Popsicles are an okay alternative to lollipops.
Sucking on a lollipop can relieve the stress and anxiety of modern life while providing a health kick to the day. If more large-chested girls would suck on lollipops, they would feel less nervous and stressed out. So I urge all busty women to stock up on the pops and keep them handy.
When I was a hippie, I used to hand out single flowers to the larger-breasted women I’d see. Now I often hand out lollipops to them instead and try to explain the benefits of sucking them. Yes, I’ve had a few issues with mall security, but that’s a small price to pay. Yes, lollipops hurt more than flowers when a girl throws one at you, especially when you get nailed in the eye, but again, if even one buxom girl will pick up the lollipop-sucking habit, my work is done.
October 1, 2010 by Elliot James
You could hibernate for the winter in there.
Ivy Darmon
Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.
Some girls don’t get enough praise. I have three right here who deserve a hunka burning love.
Jennifer Vokova and Ivy Darmon: a couple of cleavage-carrying Czech curvettes. I don’t know how long they plan to model, but I hope they stick around for a while.
Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.
Born to bare it.
Tatiana Blair, a homegrown California cutie. (If we ever wanted to do a Snookie take-off, Tatiana gets my vote to play her.) So show the love. Appreciate them while you have ’em. Because your encouragement gives a model positive energy. It doesn’t cost anything, just a couple of minutes of finger time.
I have some birthday shout-outs this week. Women who understand what a man and his prostate needs. Cynthia Flowers and Persia Monir were born on Sept. 27. Cathy Barry and Bozena were born on Sept. 28. LaTina and Lovely Libra were born on Sept. 29. Jada Deville was born on Sept. 30. Natalie Fiore on October 2. Veronica Vaughn’s birthday is Oct. 3. Happy birthday, ladies. keep it up.
September 22, 2010 by Elliot James
Happy Birthday, Kaytee Carter
A SCORELAND debut, the covergirl of May ’10 SCORE and the hostess of the DVD More To Fuck (with a very hot girl-girl with sexy Destiny Rose), plus that XXX set with her buddy in the September ’10 SCORE. It’s been a pretty good year so far for Kaytee Carter, and there are still a few months before 2011. What will Kaytee do next?
It’s amazing that before SCORE, Kaytee had never modeled. She never posed for a nude photo, not even for a boyfriend in private. Never danced. Never went to a nude beach or naturist resort. “I’ve never gotten naked like this for anyone!” Kaytee said. “It’s something I haven’t tried. It’s new, it’s exciting. I get a thrill out of trying new things. And I feel very comfortable here.” And she came out with both guns blazing the first time.
Happy birthday, Kaytee, from your friends at SCORE.
September 13, 2010 by Elliot James
A dollar? What a cheap cocksucker.
Lapdancing in the United Kingdom is relatively new, at least compared to the USA. A recent study by Dr. Teela Sanders and Kate Hardy from the University of Leeds found that one in four British dancers have a college degree while 14% are using strip clubs to finance their undergraduate education. I love these studies. They uncover so much pure data.
Hardy and Sanders say the 300 dancers they quizzed reported high levels of job satisfaction, the majority listing flexibility as the main attraction of working in a strip club. Dr. Sanders cites the “endless supply of women” becoming strippers. “These women are incredibly body confident. I think there is something of a generational cultural difference. These young women do not buy the line that they are being exploited because they are the ones making the money out of a three-minute dance and a bit of a chat.”
Hardy and Sanders did call for better government regulation to improve dancers’ safety, like banning private rooms to reduce the danger to dancers from shady customers. Unemployed college graduates who couldn’t find jobs with their degrees in the lousy economy made up a large percentage of the dancers they surveyed. (I don’t think the recession has increased the ranks of big-boobed girls in modeling.)
So support higher education. Buy a lap dance this week. Because a behind is a terrible thing to waste.
And if you see a SCORE-sized pair of knockers on a dancer, please tell her about the BeASCOREModel scholarship program.
September 7, 2010 by Elliot James
Danielle Derek born Sept. 7.
- Minka born Sept. 7.
- Annette Christianson born Sept. 7.
- Delotta Brown born Sept. 7.
Danielle Derek: “I’m a dancer. Being flexible is a job requirement. I can do splits and I can do things with my legs.”
Minka: “I remember in Hawaii, when I was working at a club, I was with Tawny Peaks. We were walking down the street, and we were wearing tiny bikinis, and a guy was driving a moped. And he hit into a pole and got knocked out!”
Annette Christianson: “My favorite time modeling was in Portugal. Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and other girls were there. We all stayed in the same house. It was like a holiday.”
Delotta Brown: “I’m double-jointed in the hips. I can roll back and I can straddle. It’s very helpful when I’m fucking.”
August 30, 2010 by Elliot James
Carol Brown then.
Carol Brown now.
England’s Carol Brown was voted Voluptuous Model of the Year for 1998. When Carol stopped modeling for mens magazines, we thought she was done. But now she’s showing her big hooters again. I love that. I was always a fan of hers. I think it’s great that some models un-retire and want to show their tits and pussies again. There’s not that much of an age ceiling today, not like there used to be when modeling assignments were only for women under 30 years-old. You never know if any model will ever return after an absence, especially a long one. Marriage, divorce, family, health, physical condition, money, jobs and school change a person’s life.
Carol wears a 38G bra these days, up from 34G in the ’90s. She measures 46-32-40. She says her boobs weigh two pounds each, her areolae measure 5” in diameter and she wears a size 14 (UK) dress.
“I was the bustiest girl in school,” Carol told me. “Now I’m the bustiest lady in the neighborhood. Most girls wanted breasts as big as mine. Some of my friends have gone on to have boob jobs,” Carol says. “I dress to emphasize my breasts at all times. I wear tight low-cut tops every day. If I am going on a night out, I don’t wear a bra. If you have got it, flaunt it.” More power to ya, Carol.
August 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Minka lives in Vegas but Miami Beach suits her too.
On Tiger Woods: “Look at Tiger Woods! It doesn’t matter how much money a man has, his brain is not up HERE. A man’s brain is down THERE. ”
On competitive tennis: “Last year when I was at the National Games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!’ And in the final game, they looked at me like they thought they were better than me, and I said, ‘You look at my boobs. You wish you had my boobs. Now I’m going to kick your ass!’ And I killed them all.”
On women in public: “Women are laughing all the time, but men love it. It doesn’t matter how old they are. The women say, ‘Oooooh, that’s disgusting.’ But I say, ‘You wish you had this.’ The men love it. What women think, I don’t care.”
This Monday, check out Minka’s SCORE interview and Miami photos. Maximum Minka on DVD is currently #14 at the eBoobStore and on the Most Watched list at SCOREOnDemand. She really can kick some ass.
August 27, 2010 by Elliot James
Renee skated her way into our hearts.
Chavon is a fembot in a box.
According to a German researcher from the Hamburg Medical Research Institute, sex stimulates the brain and makes people more intelligent. He claims that sex not only excites the body but also the brain from the increased amount of hormones during orgasm. Try using this story the next time you want to get laid and let us know what happens. (“C’mon, honey, don’t you want to be smarter?”)
Now if looking at tits can also make you smarter, SCORELAND Guys should be brainiacs from this past week’s hotties. On Monday, Scarlett Rouge went to the doctor for a complete medical. The amazing Renee Ross roller-skated in on Tuesday (and she’s back on Saturday in a XXX full-sex hardcore man-woman shagarooney!). On Wednesday, Chavon Taylor arrived wrapped in a box, a virtual Living Doll.
Bella slides one up her wet slit.
Chica debuts on SCOREVideos.com.
And on Thursday, Bella Blaze set the room on fire.
We should be geniuses by the end of the year.
Over at SCOREVideos.com today, a new arrival with a bikini body and 32DDD cups has her first SCORE experience. Chica! Chica’s sex drive is off the charts. She’s only 19 years old with beautiful suckin’ titties. A second Chica XXX video will be showing at SCORELAND in a few weeks. We’ll keep ya posted.
August 18, 2010 by Elliot James
Sienna Hills born August 18.
Kayla Quinn born August 18.
Traci Burr born August 19.
Aileen Ghettman born August 20.
Penny Porsche born August 21.
Here’s Sienna Hills at work in her 12th Street News Stand in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Anal-lover Kayla Cam (Kayla Quinn) rode the baloney pony in SCORE Xtra 9.
Veiny-boobed Traci Burr retired from modeling in ’97 and lives in Los Angeles.
Aileen Ghettman described in detail how she gives prostate massages in her Holiday ’09 SCORE interview.
Penny Porsche has one of the biggest clitties in the SCORELAND Model Directory.
Desirae debuted in a special Holiday pictorial on December 25, 2000.
Happy birthday, Ladies.
- Desirae born August 21.
