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SCORE Girls bring their cups to the World Cup Final!

July 8, 2010 by Dave
Ariana thinks The Netherlands will cream Spain.

Ariana thinks The Netherlands will cream Spain.

Belinda is from Spain (although she's wearing Holland's colors).

Belinda is from Spain (although she's wearing Holland's colors).

The World Cup Final is set for Sunday with The Netherlands taking on Spain. While most of the world will be watching the game, SCORE Men will be scanning the stands and their local bars for big-titted soccer fans. A Germany vs. England final would have resulted in the bustiest Final ever, but, alas, Germany eliminated England in a battle of titiful countries, then Germany was eliminated by the less-busty Netherlands. However, I am happy to report that The Netherlands does have a representative or two at SCORELAND, including outstanding 2009 newcomer Ariana Angel. Normally, I wouldn’t have a rooting interest in this game, but I can’t help but have feelings for a country that holds prostitutes in such high regard.

But how about Spain and its busty history? Or course, we’ve had several major shoots in Spain, including the DVD On Location Costa Del Sol, but how about actual SCORE Girls from Spain? Leave it to SCORELAND guru Elliot James to point out that way back in the late 1990s, Belinda, a model who we shot at our studio in London, England, is from Spain. As impressed as I am by Belinda’s rack, I’m even more impressed by Elliot’s memory. The guy never forgets a pair of tits. Still, based on bust size in this matchup, The Netherlands looks like a winner (although they’d have a better chance of winning if they changed their name to The Nether Region).

Anyway, enjoy the game…after, of course, you’re finished enjoying Ariana and Belinda’s tits. And if the game gets boring, you always have SCORELAND.

A really big birthday week

July 6, 2010 by Elliot James
Anna Song lives in Paris and loves it. Eva Notty reads the BLOG so maybe she’ll say hello this week. Did you know that Casey James is also a country-western singer? Amber Brooks’ December ’05 SCORE interview was so hot it took two editors to conduct it. Michelle May will be devoting herself to nursing full-time. It was fun having her here while it lasted. Happy birthday, ladies.

The busty birthday celebrations continue

July 2, 2010 by Elliot James
After a brief flurry in front of the cameras, the great Dawn Phoenix didn’t come back like her namesake. Dawn later popped up in 2002 on the TV dating show Shipmates, of all things. The date didn’t go so good through no fault of Dawn’s. Bea Summer of Germany never fulfilled her real modeling potential but at least she made a few SCORE appearances. Amber Bach enjoys the Florida lifestyle: bicycling, watching sports, sunning, hiking, going to the beach, swimming and lots of hot sex. Mimi Miyagi was a Republican candidate for governor of Nevada in 2006. Her slogan was “For the bare and honest truth.” She should have won. I know she’d have done a better job. The only SCORE model born on the 4th of July, Saholy was born on the island republic of Madagascar off the coast of Africa. Letha Weapons will always be known as one of the mega-boobed world’s greatest porn stars. She now lives in San Francisco where Dave left his heart. Romina Lopez was born in Paraguay and her 2004 discovery in Asuncion sparked off a wave of South American discoveries including Cynthia Romero, Paola Rios, and a dozen more V-Girls.
Happy birthday, ladies.

Things to not do while driving

June 30, 2010 by Elliot James
There are enough road distractions without Misty contributing.

There are enough road distractions without Misty contributing.

Compounding the problem, this motorist is not even dressed.

Compounding the problem, this motorist is not even dressed.

An action like this could result in the mike winding up in the passenger's butt.

An action like this could result in the mike winding up in the passenger's butt.

Look, go get a room and do this. Not at 40mph.

Look, go get a room and do this. Not at 40mph.

Florida is known for its excellent drivers. Thank goodness they don’t do stupid things behind the wheel like texting, drinking coffee, booze or soda, eating, putting on make-up, reaching for something that dropped by their feet, brushing their hair, putting on a shirt, tying a tie, taking off a bra, smoking, getting a blow job, reading, watching TV, masturbating or talking to someone in the back seat while looking at him.

Today, I would like to illustrate un-safe motorist boob behavior with some photos from SCORELAND.

A big birthday blowout week for…

June 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Indianna Jaymes’ SCORE credits include May and Holiday ’09 and the upcoming October ’10 issue. Misty Knights was a stripper-cop in the DVD SCORE Xtra #5. Bunny De La Cruz made three appearances in Voluptuous and was the XL Girls Model of the Year for 2008. One-shot wonder Laura Leeds of England has one credit, V-Mag July ’04. Lizzie Mills was featured in SCORE six times. The last was July ’06. Skye Blue debuted in May ’95 SCORE in a solo pictorial and sailed on Boob Cruise ’98 with her then-partner Summer Cummings. Happy birthday, ladies.

How Eva Notty moisturizes her boobs

June 28, 2010 by Elliot James
Eva Notty only on SCORELAND.

Eva Notty only on SCORELAND.

“I lotion my boobs very day. The more the better. Any time I shower, any time I do anything that makes the moisturizer or lotion come off, I put it back on. I take two or three showers a day. And I really rub it in. I want to get everything, get the lotion or moisturizer onto every inch of my tits because they are kinda big. You have to get underneath. Up and down and around. I like having a man do it for me, too. Massage my tits. That’s what they’re there for, right?”–Eva Notty

Breast massages are very therapeutic. A complete breast massage should last about 30 minutes, if possible. Slow and easy is more beneficial than hard and fast. Avoid scented or mineral oils and nut-based oils like almond oil in case of nut allergies.

A look at Cherry Brady’s tit-hits!

June 27, 2010 by Elliot James
The first Cherry mag, February 2003 Voluptuous.

The first Cherry mag, February 2003 Voluptuous.

Now that redheaded vixen Cherry Brady is back in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters, and looking as shapely and busty as ever, this is a good day to look back at some of the great things she’s accomplished at SCORE.

Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.

I remember the first time the editors saw the photos she mailed from home. We were very impressed. We were also impressed when she told us that she had a subscription to V-Mag. We know that some women buy and read Voluptuous (yes, you, Angela White), but even to this day, we don’t know exactly who they are. Most women are anonymous consumers of adult material.

Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.

To this day, one of our best video interviews is Cherry’s interview which is posted on SCORELAND in both video and text. Dave and I could have probably gone for three hours with Cherry if we had had the time. (I mean, in the interview.) Then as now, she’s one of the most enthusiastic, happiest and high-spirited women I’ve ever met. It’s never been about the modeling check. For her, it’s about fun, the love of big boobs and good times and seeing the results in a magazine, a video and on-line. She’s never posed for any other magazine or studio since her debut in the February ’03 V-Mag and she’s shown a lot of loyalty, turning down many offers over the years.

Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.

Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.

On a personal level, because she looks at breasts as beautiful parts of a woman’s body, Cherry doesn’t believe in cosmetic breast reduction and thinks women who are thinking about it should find an alternative to surgery. (She doesn’t buy the back problem excuse.) One of the ironies of life we’ve discussed is how so many women with small tits get boob jobs while others with natural, big tits go for reductions.

B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.

B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.

One of my favorite DVDs is Ultimate Cherry with Brandy Talore and Angela White. There is so much going on in it and each chapter is different.

Ultimate Cherry.

Ultimate Cherry.

And about once a year I pop, B.L.O.W.  The Busty Ladies Of Oil Wrestling back into the DVD player. They tried to de-pants me in that one (I was unexpectedly pressed into service as the ref), proving that our mothers were right. Always wear clean underwear. That was a crazy shoot because of the approaching Hurricane Frances. Cherry hunkered down in her Florida hotel until the storm rolled on.

For me, one of the highlights of this new visit was Cherry and Maria finally meeting. They really are cousins under their bras.

Welcome back, Cherry Brady.

Babes havin’ birthday bashes

June 24, 2010 by Elliot James

Today’s guest blogger…live from the SCORE studio…Cherry Brady!

June 23, 2010 by Guest Blogger
Who do these tits belong to?

Who do these tits belong to?

Cherry Brady, of course, blogging for your viewing pleasure!

Cherry Brady, of course, blogging for your viewing pleasure!

Hello everyone! Guess where I am? I am sitting in the SCORE Studio right this second! It has been a super long time since I have been here. Everything still looks the same except for a few new faces that I hadn’t seen before. Like there is this super-sexy editor named Maria here now. She’s cute and smart and I hope to see more of her later!

Anyway, I am here because I always get a lot of V-Men asking me when I am going to shoot for SCORE again and do another video or pictorials. Apparently, you all are getting tired of jacking off to the same old stuff! So, I am here to bless V-Men with brand-new, 100% NEW jack-off material guaranteed to make you shoot to the ceiling! At least I like to imagine my V-Men shooting their loads to the ceiling.

Where have I been, you ask? I’ve been on lots of adventures. I did some water skiing, motorcycle riding, scuba diving, (a little muff diving) I baked a pie, went to K-Mart a couple of times. And doing all the things good girls aren’t supposed to do (again). You know, the normal adventurous stuff. The important thing is the present. I am here and ready to start new adventures.

Speaking of which, I’m off to the set! I’ll be here for a few days, so if you have any comments, questions, etc., send them along! And I’ll see you VERY soon.

Love,

Cherry

The all-natural issue of SCORE now at your favorite news rack

June 16, 2010 by Elliot James

The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of  lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae,  Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.

Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls..

Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.

Miosotis brings up the rear. The rear cover.

Miosotis brings up the rear. The rear cover.