Grabbing breasts should be like handling a water balloon…be gentle.
If a woman wants you to grab on a little harder, she will let you know.
The better you get at fondling, the better you are going to get fucked.
Tits…we love them. What’s not to love about those glorious orbs of flesh, eh? I know I love ’em. Hell, I even have my very own pair! 🙂
So, I get it. I understand the allure of tatas. I also understand that when a woman unleashes a set of gazongas in your general vicinity, your natural reaction is to reach out and touch someone, right? Mine, too. But I am here to tell you that there is a way to touch boobs and that there is a way NOT to touch them. I know, I know…you KNOW how to touch them. But guess what? You probably don’t.
I know…that sounds ludicrous, but you would be surprised how many women tell me that they don’t like it when their significant other fondles her funbags. Or how many models tell me that sometimes guys are a little too exuberant in their ministrations, so they don’t really want them to be touched. And when I hear that, I get sad. (I’m serious. I get a sad face.) Because I think that boobs need to be touched…the right way.
So, I am going to give you a few pointers about how to touch a woman’s breasts. If you know all this, great. But if I can help just one guy improve his tune-into-Tokyo technique, it will make my day.
First of all, don’t be too eager. If I had a quarter for every man who went straight for my tits during sexy time, I would be rich. (Maybe not rich, but I’d have a lot of arcade money, that’s for sure.) If you are with a woman with big breasts, EVERY other guy she has been with has rushed to get her tits in his hands. Here’s a hint: Take your time getting to her tits. She will be surprised and appreciative. Kiss her. Grab her ass. Pull her hair. The longer you take to feel her up, the more she will want it. And when it comes to women, you want them to want it A LOT before you give it to them.
Secondly, boobs have nerve endings and guess what? They are attached to our bodies. So, when you grab them, be gentle. Don’t go in there and grab on like you are knuckling a fastball, buddy. You should get in there and cup the underside of the breast and gently lift them a little. Kind of like you are trying to weight them with your hands. Think about a woman palming your nuts. You wouldn’t want her to go in there and squeeze them like she was trying to make lemonade, would you? Just like your balls are sensitive, breasts are, too.
Once you have your hands on them, you can squeeze and knead, but gently. If a lady wants you to give her melons a firmer grip, she will let you know, I promise.
And then there are the nipples. Nipples are the key to the promised land, if you understand how to touch them. Every woman is different. Some ladies LOVE their nipples licked, suckled, lightly pinched, bitten and pulled. Hell, some ladies can even have an orgasm from this kind of nipple play. But not all ladies like their nipples touched. Want to know how to tell what your lady likes done to her boob buttons? Here is a surefire way: ASK HER.
I promise you if you ask a woman how she likes her nipples played with, she will tell you. In fact, she will probably tell you in great detail. This works in your favor on two counts. The first is that allllllll women want to be asked their opinions. It makes them feel important. They will think that you are Don Juan Sensitivo because you ask, I can promise you this. The second, is that if you ask it, she will tell you. And if she tells you, she will cum harder. If she cums harder, you are going to cum harder, too! Women are mysterious creatures. Our bodies are all different. So asking about what makes us purr will guarantee that you will be able to make us cum. In turn, being the givers that we are, we are going to make you cum. It’s a win-win.
These are just helpful tips that I am putting out there to help you, my boob-loving buddies out. I am a chick with big boobs, trust me, I know what I am talking about. I want you guys to score with big boobed chicks and as a big-boobed chick, I want my goods handled with care. The weekend is upon us, fellas…go out there and get your hand on a pair!
Cameltoe: A slang word for the outline of a girl’s labia majora when she’s wearing very tight-fitting shorts or pants. The fabric should be thin and clingy.
And I’d walk a mile for it.
The cameltoe effect is even more highlighted if the vertical seam goes straight down the middle of her shorts, separating the labia.
Admittedly, “cameltoe” is not a flattering term at all. The hoof of an “even-toed ungulate,” as the biology books call cameltoes, is not something you’d associate with a vagina. I have no idea who came up with the name. I can’t imagine someone walking up to a girl who’s dressed in booty shorts and saying, “Hey, the outline of your pussy looks like the hoof of a camel!”
As a boob man, I usually tend to look at a girl’s chest first but if she’s got on something that highlights a cameltoe, I’m there too. Here’s Ashley, Crystal, CJ and Kitana showing theirs. More in SCORELAND!
Note from Dave: Sorry to hijack your posting, Elliot, but has anybody noticed that cameltoes seem to be back in style? By “back in style,” I’m going back to the late 1970s and early 1980s, when women wore super-tight jeans and lots of polyester–this had something to do with the disco era–and sometimes the cameltoe would go an inch or more up their cunts. You could’ve fucked them without taking their pants off. Lately, I’ve noticed a lot more cameltoes, at least here in South Florida, than at any other time since 20 or so years ago. This, along with the return of tube tops, is a very enjoyable trend.
Sometimes you have to hide the guns, like Crystal Gunns in this turtleneck sweater.
Sometimes you have to show up, guns blazing, like Crystal Gunns in this cleavage exposing top.
Today, I was talking to SCORE Editor Dave, and we got into a discussion about cleavage. For dudes, cleavage is a nice thing to look at. It is a treat for the eyes, a sort of preview of things to cum (on). But for women, especially busty women like yours truly, cleavage is a choice. In fact, it is a decision. It just might be THE DECISION.
You see, a busty gal has one of two choices every day: does she show cleavage or does she cover those puppies up? There is no middle ground, and like The Highlander, when it comes to The Decision, there can only be one…choice, that is. If she chooses to show cleavage, she has to deal with the stares, glares and commentary from the men around her. And sometimes, that works in her favor. For example, if I am going to the mechanic, I automatically opt to show the cleavage. Because what I know about men greatly surpasses what I know about cars, so I am acutely aware that if I show a little bit extra up top, my mechanic is probably going to be more likely to show me a little less charge on my bill. This also works when I get pulled over. If I see those red and blue lights in my rear-view mirror, I automatically open my top up and give the copper a good look at my front view.
But there are times that I know to cover up and not show the cleavage. For example, if I am going to any event that has to do with women, I cover up. Women who do not have big breasts are not nice to women who do. This is not rocket science. Countless models tell us about the hooter hating that happens when they encounter the myriad of bitter flatties in the cruel, cruel B-cup-or-less world. I also know not to show any cleavage if I am going somewhere where married couples will be hanging out. No need to welcome horny husband’s wandering eyes and the ire of some jealous wife.
But as a busty woman, I am aware that The Decision affects everyone around me. I know that no matter what I choose, it will either make or break someone’s day. If the guy behind the counter of the coffee shop I frequent sees my cleavage in the morning while handing me my caffeine fix for the day, and I see his eyes wander to my hills, I know I am making his day. And the next day when I come in with a shirt buttoned up to my chin, I am also aware of the look of disappointment he gives me when he realizes there is no gun show that day.
The Decision. It exists.
The next time you see a lady and she is showing you an eyeful of tit crease, remember: She made a choice to do that. She knows her cleavage serves a purpose. So, my advice to all of you is go on and look. She wants you to. She wouldn’t have worn that top otherwise.
The other night I was talking to a pal of mine who loves big tits. He was telling me that he hooked up with this girl with a nice set of hooters. A girl that works at a local bar and that he had been trying to get with for a while. I think we all know how that kind of thing goes. He said she was a pretty brunette with curly hair and pale skin. So, let’s assume she looked like German wonder, Olga. (Hey! She works at a bar slinging beers…in my imagination she is a German beer wench, okay?)
Imagine a hot, busty babe like Olga wants to fuck you...
Well, one lucky night last week, he finally got her to his place and one thing lead to another and they decided to play a little game I like to call, “Hey! I’m inside you!” Needless to say, My friend was pumped to finally be pumping the girl of his wet dreams. He said that she sucked his dick like she was trying to drain his nuts of any and all sperm for weeks to come. And so, he thought it would be fair and gentlemanly of him to go down on her, too. What a giver he is, right? Well, then he said he threw her back on the bed and pulled her panties off and…
Surprise! She had a full bush.
and then she unleashes a full bush in your face.
Now, being from what I like to call, the “new school,” my friend freaked out at the sight of this bushy box before him. He had never seen a woman with a bush before. And the sight of her furpie threw him off his game so hard that he couldn’t eat her out and confessed that he actually had a tough time keeping his dick stiff! (His name has been changed to protect the innocent and his reputation as a bad motherfucker. We can call him Dick.)
So, yes…my friend Dick had a soft dick because of pubes. Even though he loves tits. Even though this Olga-looking lady had an amazing rack, Dick couldn’t keep his dick hard. Now, my question to you is, WOULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU?! In this day and age where most women shave and wax away any signs of their pubes, is the sight of a bush so rare that it would be an instant boner kill for you? Or would you plow on and fuck, fuck, fuck your way into glory?
With all this hubbub about the great Diane Poppos making her return to SCORELAND, I started thinking about all the other legends who came and went and then came again for your cumming enjoyment. Greats like Cherry Brady (A personal favorite of mine!), Michelle Bond and Autumn Jade. In my opinion, they are what I like to call COMEBACK QUEENS. (I wrote it in all caps because it looks official that way. lol) These ladies came back stacked and sexier than ever. Take a look at their before and afters below and you will see what I mean.
Then of course I started thinking about all the greats who came and went and never came back. (Clearly this made me sad. 🙁 ) Ladies like Nadine Jensen and the great Nicole Peters. Now, I don’t know about you, but I would LOVE to see these ladies make a comeback. I would be the first in line to check their riper and hotter bodies out. (Fortunately for me, I work here and would get a front row seat! Yes…be jealous!) lol
When Autumn first started modeling, she was a slim ‘n’ stacked babe.
Then Autumn returned as a full-figured V-girl, and that was AWESOME!
When Cherry first came to SCORELAND, she was sweet and sexy!
But Cherry returned ripe and ready!
Michelle Bond started off as a SCORE girl…
And Michelle Bond returned as a V-girl!
If Nadine Jensen returned to SCORELAND, a million boners would be born!
Nicole Peters was one of the greats…her return would really be the second cumming!
So, who would you guys like to see come out of retirement for one last hurrah? Nadine and Nicole are my personal faves, but I’d like to know who you’d like to make a comeback so that you can cum again! I am not promising anything…but I will say that here at SCORELAND, we are in the habit of making (wet) dreams cum true! So, you never know what could happen or who could pop into our studio.
Angela White is a greedy cocksucker. I now know that for a fact.
Let’s be honest here: I’m sure that by this time, many of you have rubbed one out (or rubbed several out) to Angela White’s first all-the-way hardcore scene, which posted Friday on SCORELAND.
I already know my favorite part of her scene. It starts at 13:06, when Angela kneels on the floor, opens her mouth and sticks her tongue out as J-Mac poises himself over her. He then fills her mouth with dick meat and proceeds to fuck it. Angela expertly milks his cock, saliva strings everywhere, and eventually works her way down to his balls. He teases her with his cock, slapping it against her tongue a few times as she begs with her mouth, then fills her up again. Angela makes those nice puckering sounds when the cock withdraws from her greedy mouth (the true indicator of oral tightness), then she whips off her gloves to remove the final barrier between her hands and the hard-on. A few times, Angela jiggles her tits into the camera, and that’s a nice touch.
Anyway, that’s my favorite part of Angela’s scene. What’s yours?
March goes in like a lion and out out like a lamb. Very true also for beautiful Kali West. Kali did two booty sex scenes in March, both now playing on SCORELAND(“Baby Got Black Up Her Butt Crack”) and on SCOREVideos (“Push Into Kali’s Tush!”). It was the first time on camera that the no-fuck zone in Kali’s ass space was lifted.
Dave was curious about that, naturally, and talked to Kali about how she prepared her lovely butthole with a butt plug for a happy rear ending. I love when girls talk about this stuff as casually as if they were talking about some event in the news or what they had for lunch. One day the rest of world will catch up to this level of sexual freedom. It’s the perv in me, but I also would have loved to have seen Kali with the butt plug in her ass, bent over giving them blow jobs, then see the guys pull it out.
Now that March has cum and gone, I wonder what April will bring.
Today on SCORELAND, Angela White talks about last week’s tits & tugs scene, her first, and her upcoming blow job this Friday in Chapter 2 of “Angela White Finally Fucks.”
“I’m a very oral person,” Angela says in her pre-BJ chat. “I love food, I love sucking things. I love anything to do with my mouth.”
We’ll be seeing Angela change out of a tight green tank-top and blue jeans (her GND girl-next-door look) and into a hotter, red outfit that kind of symbolizes how she’s feeling about going down on a dude while the camera rolls.
The fantasy in countless minds over the past eight years of how Angela looks sucking cock, spitting on cock and licking cock will be a reality.
Forty-eight hours is not too long to wait after eight years.
The words "Lana Ivans" probably mean BIG TITS in some language, but BEHOLD! Lana's stems and ass are quite noteworthy, too!
We talk about a lot of body parts on the blog. We talk about tits. We wax poetic about asses. But what about legs? As the editor of Leg Sex, I see a lot of busties strutting their stuff for our photographersm and I want to point out that legs deserve a little love. Why? Cause they are pretty hot. Now, I am not saying that they’re for everyone, but I know that I appreciate them! Especially in the following shots.
Look at Lana up there…her stems are looking good, man. Her ass is looking pretty hot in those panties, too! And what about my favorite, Gianna up there? Methinks if I came home and she was laid out like this, I would have an intense moment of SCHWING! And one of my favorite leg poses is the bent over, “I think I dropped something,” shot that Christy is in. There is something about a woman bent over, with her legs splayed and leading you right up to her pussy promised land that makes me smile.
Will legs every get the love that T&A gets? Maybe? I want to think that one day they will. You might say that I am a dreamer, but I’m not the only one! lol
Sarah Mercury's food orgy set includes a lot of chocolate and berries!
But what the fuck do “they” know, anyway? ‘Round these parts, we like our chocolate during sex, hence why occasionally, we enjoy what I like to refer to as, THE ‘FUCK ME’ SUNDAE.
Crystal's chocolate-covered guns look like a mouthful!
Chloe's looks like she needs a helping tongue.
The fuck me sundae is like a dessert for your eyes, tummy and dick all at once. You see, it starts off with a hot chick and ends with her covered in sticky chocolate syrup. And there’s this helpful part of me that thinks, “Hey, that girl needs help. Someone should lick all that chocolate off of her. Hey! I can do that!” You know…’cause I’m helpful. lol
Over the years, we have shot a bunch of these kinds of photosets, but the top three, for me anyway, are Crystal Gunns, Sarah Mercury and Chloe. Maybe it’s because I would gladly help them get clean any day of the week and twice on Sundae? (I know, I know! I’m so punny!)
I know we’ve talked about whipped cream before, but what do you think about the chocolate situation? Some people might be put off by the messiness of it, but not me. I like chocolate and I like hot chicks, so it works for my perv side. But what about you guys? Chime in on chocolate!
