Categories for Confessions
September 3, 2010 by Maria
There are some things that just belong together. Things that jive in perfect harmony, like peanut butter and jelly. Like Abbott and Costello. Like boners and lotion. These things just make sense. They are better together than apart, and that’s that. And if you ask me, the best of all things combined, the ULTIMATE pairing is Ass and Titties.
How can you go wrong with that duo?
I like tits as much as the next person, but I am very vocal about my love of ass. I think asses are awesome. (I am the editor of BootyLicious magazine for a reason!) They jiggle in such a friendly way. They take a pounding and they bounce back. And no matter how hot a chick is, if she is packing a little junk in her trunk, her fuck stock goes up. At least in my humble opinion.
That’s why when a chick is stacked up top and has lots of bounce on the bottom, I think she needs to be praised. High-fived, even. Because T&A is just so good. And think of the possibilities! Titty-fucking and using her ass crack to jack your dick! A girl with ass AND titties is a commodity!
I mean, am I wrong? What lady-lover wouldn’t want a woman with curves from top to bottom?
xoxo
Maria
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Daphne Rosen’s pale orbs are the stuff of jack dreams.
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Danesha’s mocha bosom is nice and full.
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Asian wonder Ava is packing a rack that is, indeed, divine.
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Latina temptress Angelina Castro has some nice caramel cans!
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And Daphne’s pale tail scores an A+!
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Danesha has that super round brown, too!
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Ava’s ass makes me so horny!
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Behold! Angelina’s caramel can is delicious, too!
September 1, 2010 by Elliot James
S.P.'s wife admires Morgan.
Jayden's a reader's wife. Nice if you can get one.
S.P. writes to “Scorecard” with a problem and needs advice. It’s a real- life dilemma. Send in your thoughts about his situation. Help a brother out.
“I am writing this because I would like my fellow SCORE readers to help me with a question that is of utmost importance in my life right now. Please bear with me because you have to hear my entire story before you can render an informed judgment. I am 34 years old. My wife of three years is 32, and she is very beautiful in just about every way. I say just about every way because most SCORE Men would agree that her breasts are too small. They’re only C-cups, but they’re beautifully shaped with nipples that I love to suck on. Until Debbie, all my girlfriends had big tits. You see, I had been a SCORE reader since I was 19 years old, and I never even looked at a girl unless she was stacked, maybe not in a SCORE way but definitely stacked compared to most other girls. Unfortunately, every single one of my prior relationships ended disastrously, either because the girl cheated on me (as we all know, girls with big boobs attract a lot of suitors) or because we were mismatched personality-wise.
“When I met Debbie, I liked her, but my first reaction was, ‘Her breasts are too small.’ But then I said to myself, ‘Steve, you’ve always judged women by their cup-size, and you’ve always been wrong. Maybe it’s time for you to try something different.’ Well, I did, and it worked out great. Even the sex is great, and I’ve learned to love her (comparatively) small breasts. Everything was going great until about three months ago, when my wife happened upon my secret stash of SCORE magazines. As you can imagine, she was very upset, but what upset her most wasn’t that I was looking at naked women in a porn magazine. She was upset that I was looking at naked women who she didn’t measure up to in the breast department.
“Just about every day since then, she’s asked me, ‘Are you sure you like my body?’ or ‘Wouldn’t you like me better if I had big breasts?’ and I always have to reassure her that her body is find the way it is and I wouldn’t want to change a thing. Over the past month, however, she’s been dropping hints about wanting to get a boob job, and not just bigger boobs. Massive, SCORE-sized boobs. She says her role model is Morgan Leigh (my wife is very slim, too), and she wants to look like her. I would love for my wife to have boobs like Morgan Leigh’s, but I don’t want her to think I’ve been disappointed all this time. I haven’t been. I just didn’t think I had a choice in the matter. On the other hand, I’m worried that if my wife gets bigger breasts, she won’t want me anymore and our relationship will turn out like all the other ones in my life. What would you do, fellow SCORE Men? I need your help.”
August 17, 2010 by Maria
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Christy’s rockin’ the tanline bikini!
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Ginger has two-tone titties.
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Heidi has milky tits…haf-milky, anyway.
Tan lines.
I am not sure how I feel about them.
I look at ladies like Heidi, Christy and Ginger (above) and I am fascinated and confused by their tan lines. To me, they look like milky-white pasites, and I find them almost distracting. Like, I can’t see their boobs because they are wearing a tan line bikini. I mean, they have fantastic jugs and that’s awesome, but I am caught in the glare.
I have plenty of guy friends who think that this half-baked look is all the rage. They think it’s sexy for a girl to have pale, white triangles on her person. Ah, I don’t know if I can get into it. Sure, in years past this was more of a fad than now, especially with sun block and people being more wary about spending time in the rays. But it still exists. I see it all the time. But I think that I prefer the idea of a woman with no tan lines. To me, it means that she is tanning her tits and that she is out in public with her boobs out to the wind. (I think that a woman topless in the sun is GREAT!)
What do YOU guys think about this? Are you into the two-tone titties? Or are you a firm believer in monochromatic mams? (I know I am!)
xoxo
Maria
August 12, 2010 by Maria
There is a scene in the LOL-classic Anchorman where Will Ferrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, sees a vision in white from across the room at a party and he walks up to her and tries to be suave and pick her up. When he opens his mouth, all he can say is, “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.”
Yeah…hilarious and NOT at all smooth.
However, I can relate to this because if I EVER got the chance to hit on Gianna, I would probably fail this way, too. You see, this woman and her “Melt-your-face-off-with-my-epic-fuck-mojo” stare would probably bring me down to my knees. Gianna is one of the MOST-SEXUALLY POTENT women I have ever encountered. From the way she carries herself to the way she whispers all sorts of nasty shit to someone when she is fucking their brains out, Gianna can do no wrong. She is, to me, like fuck Nirvana.
In fact, if she brought me down to my knees with her sexual RAWR! I would probably enjoy the view because Gianna is hotness in that POV. How do I know this? Because I found these two photos of Gianna in SCORELAND and you know what? SHE WOULD LOOK GOOD LOWERING HER PUSSY INTO YOUR AWAITING FACE FROM THE FRONT AND FROM THE BACK!!!!!
Sorry, I had to yell that out.
This woman makes me overheat.
sigh…Gianna…I wanna be on you.
xoxox
Maria
August 5, 2010 by Maria
Ashley's face screams SEX, even though she is still half-dressed.
Sometimes photos don’t have to be super-porny to make me horny. (Hey! That rhymed!) Sometimes they just have to be appealing to the eye. For example, take Ashley Sage’s November 2009 V-Mag layout. We all know that she doesn’t show any pussy (and personally, I think she is hot enough to get away with it), but there is something fucking HOT about her eyes and her white skin in the water that makes me enjoy looking at her photos. They aren’t porny and overtly sexual…in fact, they are more artsy than anything else. Yet, I find her more erotic in these photos than I would if she, let’s say, showed me the entirety of her cookie, spread wide. Maybe it’s because I like to imagine that if I walked in and she was lying there naked, I would be turned on? Maybe it’s that she looks like a doll with her cherubic face and those come-hither eyes of hers? Whatever it is, THIS layout is one of my favorites, and it is also one of the most-tame I have laid eyes on in a while. Just wanted to share that and get your thoughts on artsy shots vs. overtly sexual ones. Do you really have to see it all to get off?
Curiously yours,
Maria
I don't have to see the whole cookie to know I wanna eat it.
August 3, 2010 by Maria
Annie Swanson and Ana make out and then strap up for some friendly fucking!
There are two things that I could have a healthy helping of at any time and always have an appetite for: ice cream and lesbians.
And believe you me, just like little kids freak out for ice cream, I freak for hot dykes and lipstick lovelies.
Lesbians can do no wrong.
Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos, and we likey!
I cannot describe exactly what it is about two women going at it that does it for me. It’s, like, a combination of things. For starters, I like watching women kiss. When men kiss women, it’s hot and more…brutal? It’s harder and aggressive. But when two women kiss, it’s softer and sexy. They don’t devour each other. They take small tastes of each others’ mouths, and I find that mother’effin HOT. It gets me goin’…knowwhaddamean? And I like watching chicks explore and touch each other, too. It’s not hurried like watching a man feel up a woman. (Not that I have anything against watching a man be, well, a man. I like watching a guy attack a pair of titties.) When women touch each other, it’s languid. (I love that word…it sounds dirty!) It’s like drinking a cold mint julep on a hot day here in the South and hearing the ice clink and seeing the beads of condensed sweat on the glass. It’s steamy. It’s erotic. It’s delicious.
I have quite a few faves when it comes to lesbians on SCORELAND. I am a big fan of any lezzie scene with Gianna Rossi. (I hope Gianna reads this and sets her lezzie sites on me. Hi, Gianna! I wanna be on you!) I dig her army-girl inspired shoot with Terry Nova shot in the Bahamas. I also like anything involving wetness and lesbians like Christy Marks vs. Angela White and Harmony Bliss vs. Mia Starr, because twats and tits should be dripping wet. It’s glorious! I am also into lesbians who are thick like Marille and Angelina. To me, thick women scissoring and grinding pussies while their titties swing is oh, so good. And when girls strap it on, like Annie Swanson and Ana, I can get into it. (Especially if they talk dirty while piping one another…fuck yes!)
But, the NUMBER ONE lesbian scene of all time, for me, has to be when Dominno and Katarina Dubrova played a little game of Masturbation With A Friend in
Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!
the epic movie Hooter Hotel. Why? Well, it’s not the most fucktastic lezzie scene of all time, but there is something incredible about two very sexy women dressed up in French maid outfits and makin’ out. And maybe I am biased because I was actually on location in Hungary when this scene was being filmed, and actually in the room when these two women started licking and sucking each other’s nipples…but to me, these lesbians are A+. It was all I could do to contain myself from lying on the bed with them and declaring, “I’ve been dirty. I need you maids to rub me down.” lol (My porno fantasies are epic!) If you haven’t seen Dominno and Katarina together, you are missing out big time.
Whew. All this lezzie lusting has made me hungry. I could go for a bowl of ice cream and some lesbians right now, actually. lol
Hope you guys chime in with your favorite lesbian scenes of all time. I always like to hear your opinions!
xoxo,
Maria
Gianna and Terry oil up for slippery rub-a-dub.
Christy Marks and Angela White get wet and get wet.
Marille and Angelina go tit to tit, like a lesbian sandwich.
July 19, 2010 by Maria
Hairy Mary is an extra-hirsute lady
I am going to discuss this once and only once because I have this feeling deep down that there will be a lot of opinions about this and that there may be riots in the streets and chaos because this is one of THE long-running debates of ALL TIME.
Hairy Pussy.
There. I said it.
Is bushy box (Like preggo Kali West's...)something you love?
Bushy nether regions (or lack thereof) is one of those topics that everyone has an opinion about. Some of you LOVE it. (I get letters and letters about hairy pussy in V-mag alllllll the time.) Some of you don’t like it. (I get letters asking me not to feature it, too.) And, thanks to the increasing popularity of the Brazilian wax and all sorts of new, expensive razors with more blades than the last expensive razors, some of you have never even seen it.
Now, to be honest, hairy pussy is not for me. I don’t employ this hippie-hairstyle on my girly parts and I have never been with a woman who did either, but I don’t knock those of you who swear by it. If you love hirsute ladies like Mary, then more power to you. If you like bushy bits like Aileen Ghettman‘s, okay, that’s cool. And I imagine that Kali West’s bush is due to her pregnancy, but if you love it, that’s great. Because I think everyone has their own thing that helps them get off, and if Rapunzel poon does it for you, then I applaud that.
Aileen Ghettman is au' natural and furry.
But what I really want to know is if you love bushy box, WHY do you favor hairy pussy? I mean, what’s the difference? Does it feel better when your dick is in a hairy box as opposed to a hairless one? Does is get in your mouth when you are down there, munching, um, carpet? I really want to know what all the hair hype is about. So I look forward to your comments. Perhaps hair is the way and I just don’t know it, yet. Perhaps you guys could change my perspective.
xoxo
Maria
July 8, 2010 by Maria
Ashley Sage has a nice set of...teeth.
Hello Boob LOVERS!
Now, I know you know that I love boobs almost as much as you do. That is a given. But here is something you may not know: I really dig a nice set of dugs framed by a pretty smile.
Aileen takes off her top with a wink and smile!
Don’t get me wrong, I told you in another post that I love fuck face, and I stand by that statement 100%. There is nothing like a woman who looks like she wants to go at it for hours…like she needs something in all of her holes ASAP! But as much as I love a good, horny look on a woman’s mug, I cannot stand PORN FACE. What kind of face is that? Well, I think it’s when a woman looks…serious? Angry? Aloof? Like she is thinking about laundry that needs doing or about what to have for dinner. It just makes me feel like I have no right to be looking at her. Like I am interrupting her or annoying her.
Ines knows her tits are something to smile about.
Lorna Morgan is all smiles, well, and tits.
That’s why I love it when a woman shows me her (Tits, of course!) pearly whites. There is nothing as inviting as a pretty smile. It says, “Hi! I like you. I enjoy your eyes on me. Please, stare longer. I am friendly and I am naked.” (At least this is what it says to me.) Smiles are important! And most of you think so because according to the boob Jedi himself, Elliot, smiling is one of those great controversies discussed by the SCORELAND masses since 1992, and I can see why it’s a serious point of contention. Some of you like your gals to look serious and some of you like it when they look like they are having a good day.
Personally, I am all for a nice, inviting smile. I mean, look at the pics of the girls in this post. Who could say no to those pretty faces and those cheeky grins, eh? When it comes to faces, I think that smiles are all win! xoxo, Maria
July 7, 2010 by Elliot James
Ahh, here's the rub.
Like I’ve mentioned before, I am a man of simple pleasures. And that applies to stuff that girls do together when they can take their tits out. I’d rather see some dynamic duo squish and rub their boobs together instead of strapping on the latest Arnold Schwarzenputz life-like rubber cock or hanging off some weird contraption.
I like the contrast in skin tones too.
Doing the bumpty-bump.
(That’s why I thought Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling was so great; all those huge tits sliding and thumping against each other.) In the same vein, that’s also why I love boob-massage videos and photos, especially if they’re shot in first-person POV. If I were a millionaire, I’d build a gym in my mansion and hire girls to rub their boobs together and do slow, erotic oil wrestling.
The shock-absorbing power is incalculable.
They couldn't be more different.
I wouldn’t be interested in having a giant 3D television and the most expensive sound system. Think about it. Would you rather watch Avatar on a 20′-wide screen or two big-boobed girls going nipple-to-nipple? I was reading that Nicolas Cage blew mega-millions on a German castle and a fleet of yachts. What a waste of money. Think of all the titty-rubbing shows Nic could have put on in his living room.
June 28, 2010 by Elliot James
Eva Notty only on SCORELAND.
“I lotion my boobs very day. The more the better. Any time I shower, any time I do anything that makes the moisturizer or lotion come off, I put it back on. I take two or three showers a day. And I really rub it in. I want to get everything, get the lotion or moisturizer onto every inch of my tits because they are kinda big. You have to get underneath. Up and down and around. I like having a man do it for me, too. Massage my tits. That’s what they’re there for, right?”–Eva Notty
Breast massages are very therapeutic. A complete breast massage should last about 30 minutes, if possible. Slow and easy is more beneficial than hard and fast. Avoid scented or mineral oils and nut-based oils like almond oil in case of nut allergies.
