Categories for Confessions
June 20, 2010 by Maria
There are a lot of beautiful, mocha-mammed goddesses inside of SCORELAND. From dark and lovely Farrah Vancock to sexy and thick Mianna Thomas, these ladies are built like brick houses. They have curves that could make a grown man cry! But to me, the one lady who is the cream of the crop is Janet Jade.
Janet has one of those bodies that just doesn’t quit. She is curvaceous AND she is trim. She has both tits AND and quite the scrumptious ass. She has a pretty smile AND she is very sweet. Janet might just be the perfect woman. She is an ex-cheerleader and she loves to dance. I would love to see her dance, too, because I am pretty sure that all of her good lady parts would jiggle if she did.
Some people are disappointed that she never went on to do XXX, but not me. And although I was glad she decided to do a tug job for our cameras, with Christy Marks no less, for me, Janet is best solo. That way I can appreciate all of her amazing body. Not to say I wouldn’t want to see her fuck for the lens, but it isn’t necessary. I just think she is that amazing. She can stand all on her own and still hold it down. (As long as she is standing there naked!)
I salute you, Janet!
xxxo
Maria
June 7, 2010 by Maria
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Gianna Rossi: Bad Girl
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Lorna Morgan: Good Girl
I want to talk about something that I spoke about with a couple of guy friends recently. We spoke about chicks (Like we always do.) and how there are two categories of women in the world. We call them the Maryannes and the Gingers. You know…the kind of girls you take home to mom versus the ones you take home to fuck. Sometimes I refer to them as Keepers and Sleepers, sometimes.
Regardless of what you call them, the basic principles are the same. There are some girls that are sweet as honey and essentially, “Nice” girls. And some are horny as hell and “Bad” girls.
Now don’t get me wrong…they’re both awesome. The nice girl will make you baked goods and worry about you when you are sick and all that nice-girl jazz. But the bad girl won’t do any of that. The only thing she will ever take care of is your cock and balls. But hey, that’s its own kind of excellence.
You see, I love both types of women, equally. The Maryannes of the world hold their own charms for me. I like a sweet girl. If you were to ask me to give you an example of a nice girl in SCORELAND, I would point out girls like Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and Anna Song. These girls never did XXX and yet, they are smokin’ hot. The kind of girl you would take on a few dates.
Then there are the Gingers of the world. The bad girls who only know how to be good…at fucking. This girls do it all. They will fuck you on the first date. Hell, they will fuck you before you get into the restaurant on the first date. I think of ladies like Gianna Rossi and Dominno when I think of these kinds of hellcats. The kind of girl who will ask you to spit on her pussy and finger it…in a public place!
Both girls hold a special place in my heart because sometimes you want to spoon and sometimes you want to fork. I like my nice girls and my bad girls with as much horny fervor as I can muster. But my guy friends say I can only choose one side. But how can I choose? I mean, how could anyone? But According to my friends, guys have an ultimate preference. Like the Highlander, when it comes to good girls and bad girls, there can only be one.
What is your take on it, boob lovers?
-Maria
May 25, 2010 by Elliot James
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Puma Swede: “If I was a squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole.”
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Angel Gee: “Are you lost? Because it’s strange to see an angel so far from heaven.”
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Morgan Leigh: “Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.”
Everybody wants to date a SCORE and Voluptuous model. They’re hit on a hundred more times than the average hottie. They’ve heard every line in the book. So they told us some of the things dudes say to them. Here’s a bunch of cheesy pick-up lines that guys have thrown their way. That’s some real stinky cheese!
May 8, 2010 by Maria
Hi Boob Lovers!
So, there’s been a lot going on at V-mag and SCORELAND these days. We’ve been featuring all of these exciting posts like the Grand Bahamas special and incredible, new models like Miosotis…but I have to be honest when I say that lately I’ve been distracted and really unable to enjoy the big-boobed wonders as of late.
(I know! It’s completely incredulous! Mind-boggling!)
Why?
Well, because my obsession with Christina Hendrix is ruining my life.
(If you don’t know who she is, you are TOTALLY missing out on her tight-sweater’ness on Mad Men and you should tune in to her tatas, ASAP!)
Her red hair and her curvy body are my kryptonite these days. I find my mind wandering. I find my imagination drifting to my naughty place. I fantasize that she works here at SCORE and I have these daydreams of her walking down the hallways in pencil skirts and clingy tops. And then a wind machine starts and her hair billows and then suddenly she’s ripping her top open and confessing her attraction.) I am smitten with this ginger and I want to scream it from the mountaintops! But alas, I have yet to see Ms. Hendrix naked, so you can imagine my longing and frustrations.
Luckily, I have SCORELAND and the red-hot-redheads we’ve featured along the years to give me my fix of gingers and satisfy my lust.
And really, when it comes down to it, who doesn’t love redheads? Their fiery hair and their pale skin is really a great combination. ESPECIALLY on BUSTY redheads. In my experience, busty redheads have the greatest nipples because the are usually pink and look like they need a lot of suckling. (I love the word, “suckling.”)
So, for the time being, I will abate my lust for Ms. Hendrix by ogling the likes of Jolie Rain, Contessa Rose, Rebecca Love and Kaylee O’Toole…because redheads really are the spice of life.
xoxox
Maria
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Contessa Rose is a ginger with a great rack and a nice, round ass.
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Jolie is a carrot-topped cock-rocker!
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Kaylee O’Toole looks like she knows how to work a tool!
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Rebecca Love is red HOT!
May 3, 2010 by Maria
Sometimes models come in and I immediately know that:
1) We are going to be BFFs. (That’s Breast Friends Forever, just FYI!)
2) Said model is going to be hilarious.
3) I would bang said model. A lot.
This was the way of it when I met wonderful and oh-so-funny Renee Ross. This was the way of it when I first laughed it up with my lesbian crush Jenna Valentine. (Hi, boo!) This is the way of it when I met Bunny De La Cruz.
Well…except I never met her.
lol
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Bunny cleans up very nicely.
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Bunny likes her friends to hold her tits.
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Bunny likes to express (expose) herself.
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Bunny knows how to keep a cock warm and snuggly in her chest cleavage.
But I know in my horny heart of hearts that if I had met Bunny, face-to-face, womano-a-womano and had some accidental (not-so-accidental) tit-to-hand brushing…well, I would have wanted to clam-ram her in a hot minute.
Bunny is my kind of gal.
Hot, pinup-esque, curvy and muy caliente in the pants! Oh, yeah!
So.…maybe one day she will find her way to our studio, and on that day, she will meet me and say, “Hey, Maria. Wanna sleep over and do each other’s hair?” or some other cheesy, slumber-party porno dialogue…and then Bunny and I will bump funnies.
Or we just meet and do a video for the blog or something. lol Whatever is fine by me.
Sigh. Bunny…hop on down the boobie trail and see us real soon.
xoxoxo
Maria
April 11, 2010 by Maria
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Candy looks like she’s randy all the time.
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This is the face of a chick who will rock your cock…and maybe your friend’s, too.
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Candy’s face says, “Hi! I like cum. Can I have yours?”
Hi guys! So, today I want to talk about a little thing I like to call Fuck Face.
Fuck Face is when a girl just looks like a horny slut. I mean, you don’t even have to see her naked. You don’t even have to see her body. She has the kind of face that makes you want to bang her because she just looks like she wants it. A lot. Like she is always thinking about it. Like she smokes cock all day. Like she is 2.5 seconds away from cumming.
I know…you’re thinking to yourself, “What does a face like that look like?”
Well, to me, the award for best Fuck Face goes to Candy Hall from July 2003 SCORE.
I mean, look at that face!
It screams SEX. If I saw Candy out and about, I would stare at her. I smile at her. I would tell her that her face was beautiful. (And by beautiful, what I would really mean was, “Your face makes me want to fuck it. I want to fuck your face.” lol)
Don’t you guys like Fuck Face? I know I do. I love being with a woman who has an incredible face. Sultry eyes. Dick-(or clit)-sucking lips. I love watching a horny face like Candy’s while we make the sexy time.
But maybe that’s just me. I mean, different strokes for different folks. I’ve met guys who think hands are hot. Seriously. Hands. LOL. They do nothing for me, but hey, who am I to judge? The hand guys can keep ’em. The only interest I have in a woman’s hands is when I high-five her for a good performance in the sack. 😉 I’m all about her face.
To me, a girl’s face is just as important as her tits. And when she looks like she likes a whole lotta fucking…well, it does it for me.
Surely you agree?
If you are with me, then tell me who some of your favorite Fuck Faces in SCORELAND are.
I would love to know!
xoxo
Maria
March 24, 2010 by Maria
Hello fellow lovers of blouse bunnies!
Okay, so from time to time I like to wander around SCORELAND and look at different girls that I would like to bang.
(As I am sure the rest of you do as well.)
I would give Maddie the best tongue lashing of all time.
British box stuffer. YUM!
Well, one of the ladies who definitely deserves to be clam-rammed by me is 34E wet dream Maddie Thomas.
Maddie, at least to me, is what I like to call “Realistically Fuckable,” meaning that she is hot enough to get me all bothered, but she looks approachable and cool. (Kind of like a Hooters girl, but better.) If I saw Maddie at a bar, I am pretty sure we would hit it off. I am pretty sure we would chat and drink beers. I am pretty sure she would laugh at my jokes and tell me that my boobs are awesome. She would definitely grope my boobs. Naturally, I would return the favor. And then she would tell me she always wanted to go all the way with a chick and we would end up in a pile of tits and tongues on my living room floor.
Wait…what? lol Sorry. I got lost in my fantasy for a second.
Okay, back to Maddie.
You know what else makes her fucking hot? Her accent. She’s a Brit, and who wouldn’t want a chick with a British accent? I think British girls sound EXTRA hot when they talk dirty. I think because they sound so proper but are being slutty. It does something for me.
Anywho, Maddie has two sets up in SCORELAND, and you should check them out. And I promise that if I EVER end up in a pile of tits and tongues with this hottie, I will not only blog about it, I’ll post pictures! lol
xoxo
Maria
March 22, 2010 by Dave
Donita Dunes is probaby my favorite porn star ever and my go-to jack girl. If SCORE was all about me, she'd be in every issue. But it's not, so she isn't.
I’m going to make a confession: I’m the editor of SCORE (that’s not the confession part), but the magazine doesn’t always reflect my exact personal tastes (that’s the confession part). Yes, I love big tits. Yes, I was a SCORE reader and SCORELAND member before I came to The SCORE Group. But the fact is that if the magazine reflected my exact personal tastes, some of you wouldn’t be happy. The thing is, the main job of an editor is knowing what your readers like and why they like it, then giving it to them. I do understand how every girl who appears in the magazine will appeal to many readers. Bottom line: SCORE is not about me. It’s about you. All of you.
I love Victoria Brown. She's nasty. She's slutty. She'll do anything on camera. I don't want to have a conversation with her. I want to bone her in the ass.
Which brings me to the poll question that’s currently running on the Blog. It goes, “What would be your dream date with your favorite big-boobed model?” The results so far:
Just get to know her better over dinner: 12%
Something romantic, and if it leads to sex, great: 18%
Something fun, and if it leads to sex, great: 37%
Date? I just want to fuck her!: 21%
I’ll take dinner and a tit-fuck.: 12%
It boggles my mind that for 67% of you, the dream date doesn’t have to involve sex. Maybe it’s because I’ve already had the opportunity to meet and get to know the girls, so now I want to have sex with them. But I don’t think that’s all of it. Even when I was a SCORE and Voluptuous reader and SCORELAND member, I wanted to do two things with the models: 1. Jack to them; 2. Fuck them.
And there’s another thing.
I like sluts. I love sluts. I don’t want my big-titted models to be glamour girls. I have no fantasies of marrying them or of them being my girlfriend. I want them to dress like sluts and act like sluts. They don’t even have to be sluts; they just have to act like them at the appropriate times. But, you may have noticed, we don’t go for the hooker/slut look too often in SCORE and on SCORELAND. Why? Because it’s not what most of you guys want. But I do love our website BigTitHooker.com.
One of my favorite photos on SCORELAND. It's sleazy, it's in-your-face. It's of Aspen, who I've met several times. She's a very nice girl. But I like her best with a cock in her mouth.
I’m kinda this way with professional athletes, too. I have no desire to meet any of them or go out to lunch with any of them (except for maybe SaRenna Williams, but I’d just sit there and stare at her rack). I sometimes hear about charity dinners in which people pay to sit at the same table with a famous athlete. Yeah, and do what? I want David Wright (the Mets’ third baseman) to do one thing for me this season: hit home runs. I have no desire to meet him. Of course, this could be because I used to be a sports writer and know that professional athletes tend to be extremely uninteresting.
That’s not true of SCORE Girls. They tend to be very interesting and a lot of fun, too. But the thing is, they have those big tits, and those pussies they love to show off, and the whole idea of it is so nasty and hot…I just want to fuck them, and yeah, dinner would be nice, but…
I think you get the picture.
March 20, 2010 by Maria
I am going to put this warning out there right off the bat.
THIS POSTING IS NOT SO MUCH ABOUT TITS AS IT IS ABOUT BASKETBALL.
There. I said it.
You see, I have March Madness on the brain. Basketball and brackets and teams.
I know. You thought that as the editor of Voluptuous, surely I must think about tits 24/7. But I find some time to think about sports and beer, too.
(And girly things like shoes and makeup. lol)
It happens.
Despite what you think, there is only ONE basketball in this pic.
Sabina dunks and then scores with a cock on the court.
And you know what? I am probably not alone in my mind-wanderings about college basketball. I am sure that some of you have the madness, too. In fact, I am sure you are toggling between this blog and ESPN, keeping a close eye on the fate of your teams.
Luckily, my thinking about basketball eventually turned into thinking about tits and basketball. (Yes, most of my musings always come full circle to knockers. lol)
So I thought, “Maria, what busty girls have played basketball for us?” and then I thought of Daphne Rosen‘s set for Tits-A-Poppin’. Daphne plays some basketball and then plays some sucktheballs with a stud right on the court. Not too shabby.
Then I thought about Sabina Leigh‘s basketball boning in Bounce Baby Bounce!, and I made a mental note to rewatch her scene for, um, posterity.
But to be honest, my favorite basketball set of all time has nothing to do with boobs. It has more to do with ass.
(I am as much a fan of big asses as I am a fan of big tits. Sue me.)
For me, there is just something fucking delicious about Kina Kara and this basketball. (And she has some decent-sized sweater puppies, too, don’t get me wrong.)
Kina's ass needs slapping and oiling. I would D'up on that!
Maybe it’s because I am the editor of BootyLicious, but I just like the idea of playing basketball with and throwing down some hard defense against a girl with a huge ass.
Now let me Forrest Gump my way out of this post and say that that’s pretty much all I have to say about that.
Have a great weekend, guys. Hope those of you embroiled in some serious March Madnessing have success with your brackets!
xoxox
Maria
March 13, 2010 by Elliot James
Maria Moore loves those high heels.
I like the simple pleasures in life. That includes activities with the SCORELAND Girls. Walking. Jogging. Dressing. Riding a bike. Driving. I especially like dressing room photos and vids. The simple act of a girl dressing or undressing makes me very happy. Slipping an extremely tight tank-top over 44 inches of heavenly breasts. Struggling to cover a sexy bubble-butt with a pair of booty shorts. The little inch-by-inch wiggling as she works to put on that skin tight tube-dress.
Karen Fisher puts on her bra.
I could watch Minka change all day.
The final few jiggles of her boobs to settle them comfortably into her brassiere cups. The many unique ways a model can put on her bra, like last week’s Karla James video. Slipping into high heels, which gives them that little arch in the small of their backs and pushes their tushies out. The forward bend-over to slip on panties. I liked how Karen Fisher hooked her bra in the front at her waist, then spun the bra around to slip her tits into the cups. One of my favorite SCORE pictorials was a reverse-strip by Dixie Bubbles in January 1999. Instead of the usual undressing set, Dixie got out out of bed and dressed to leave the house.
Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles
I don’t think I could trust myself to own my own lingerie store. I’d wind up putting cameras and peep-holes in the dressing booths, and I’d get into trouble when someone found out. So I don’t need to see all kinds of insane shit to get a boner and that endorphin brain rush. Just give me the right girls in a dressing room or shower and I’m satisfied. The simple things in life work for me.
