Maddie, I’m mad for you!
Hello fellow lovers of blouse bunnies!
Okay, so from time to time I like to wander around SCORELAND and look at different girls that I would like to bang.
(As I am sure the rest of you do as well.)
I would give Maddie the best tongue lashing of all time.
British box stuffer. YUM!
Well, one of the ladies who definitely deserves to be clam-rammed by me is 34E wet dream Maddie Thomas.
Maddie, at least to me, is what I like to call “Realistically Fuckable,” meaning that she is hot enough to get me all bothered, but she looks approachable and cool. (Kind of like a Hooters girl, but better.) If I saw Maddie at a bar, I am pretty sure we would hit it off. I am pretty sure we would chat and drink beers. I am pretty sure she would laugh at my jokes and tell me that my boobs are awesome. She would definitely grope my boobs. Naturally, I would return the favor. And then she would tell me she always wanted to go all the way with a chick and we would end up in a pile of tits and tongues on my living room floor.
Wait…what? lol Sorry. I got lost in my fantasy for a second.
Okay, back to Maddie.
You know what else makes her fucking hot? Her accent. She’s a Brit, and who wouldn’t want a chick with a British accent? I think British girls sound EXTRA hot when they talk dirty. I think because they sound so proper but are being slutty. It does something for me.
Anywho, Maddie has two sets up in SCORELAND, and you should check them out. And I promise that if I EVER end up in a pile of tits and tongues with this hottie, I will not only blog about it, I’ll post pictures! lol
xoxo
Maria
Tags: Maddie Thomas
Categories: Confessions, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
Was wondering who wrote this blog when I read “I am pretty sure she would laugh at my jokes and tell me that my boobs are awesome.” So I went to the bottom to see who wrote this blog. lol She may find them awesome let me get a peep at them and I let ya know if she would. lol
Beautiful blog. I love SCORELAND
Maddie looks incredible, totally forgot about that shoot. The british accent does sound very hot, especially when she is talking dirty. As far as the Maria and Maddie going at it, toungues and tits attacking one another…. When we going to see some video of that? yummy thought..
Dear Frank,
I don’t think I’ll be doing solo anytime soon, but I don’t see anything wrong with posting a nice pic of myself on here…with cleavage, naturally lol
thank you for wanting to see me naked…it’s, um, flattering. lol
We’ll hold you to that, Maria. As I imagine there’s a snowball’s change in hell of that happening any time soon, how about persuading your fellow editors that your fans need a solo shoot of your gorgeous self, so we can admire your own assets?