Tag Archive: Maddie Thomas

It’s so hot outside…

August 9, 2012 by Maria

Today was a scorcher here at SCORELAND HQ. The weather was somewhere around 91 degrees and the sun was unforgiving. As I made my way back from lunch I made a silent plea for rain to ease the heat emanating from the asphalt  and I wished that I could be naked in some ice cold pool somewhere.

And that’s when I thought that I should probably be thankful for the heat. You know…because if I wanted to swim naked, imagine how many other women were thinking the same thing.

With the weather getting hotter and hotter it is easy to lose focus on the silver lining of the long, hot days of summer…

Half-naked chicks.

Yes, the temperature might be going up, but then again, so are these ladies’ tops. All around the world, the record-breaking heat is causing women to strip down to barely anything and/or put on the skimpiest little outfits imaginable.

And that is a good thing. In fact, it’s a great thing.

In the winter, we all complain about the lack of skin we see on a day to day basis. Well, the summer is here and so is the significant amount of breast flesh.

So if the heat has got you a little hot under the collar, crack open a cold one and check out these ladies who should get you a little hot in the pants if ya’ know whaddamean.

Stay cool, fellas!
xoxo,

Maria

 

Maddie, I’m mad for you!

March 24, 2010 by Maria

Hello fellow lovers of blouse bunnies!

Okay, so from time to time I like to wander around SCORELAND and look at different girls that I would like to bang.

(As I am sure the rest of you do as well.)

I would give Maddie the best tongue lashing of all time.

I would give Maddie the best tongue lashing of all time.

British box stuffer. YUM!

British box stuffer. YUM!

Well, one of the ladies who definitely deserves to be clam-rammed by me is 34E wet dream Maddie Thomas.

Maddie, at least to me, is what I like to call “Realistically Fuckable,” meaning that she is hot enough to get me all bothered, but she looks approachable and cool. (Kind of like a Hooters girl, but better.) If I saw Maddie at a bar, I am pretty sure we would hit it off. I am pretty sure we would chat and drink beers. I am pretty sure she would laugh at my jokes and tell me that my boobs are awesome. She would definitely grope my boobs. Naturally, I would return the favor. And then she would tell me she always wanted to go all the way with a chick and we would end up in a pile of tits and tongues on my living room floor.

Wait…what? lol Sorry. I got lost in my fantasy for a second.

Okay, back to Maddie.

You know what else makes her fucking hot? Her accent. She’s a Brit, and who wouldn’t want a chick with a British accent? I think British girls sound EXTRA hot when they talk dirty. I think because they sound so proper but are being slutty. It does something for me.

Anywho, Maddie has two sets up in SCORELAND, and you should check them out. And I promise that if I EVER end up in a pile of tits and tongues with this hottie, I will not only blog about it, I’ll post pictures! lol

xoxo

Maria

Happy Birthday to…

February 2, 2010 by Elliot James

Corina lives in Portland, Orgeon. Last we checked, her website was off-line. Maddie claims she makes the best Italian meatballs in the U.K. Zoryna became a teacher of academic subjects. Brandy still doesn’t like it when we use the words tits and knockers. Deborah Blue works in an office in Berlin. May they all enjoy their arrival day.