The Madness of March

March 20, 2010 by Maria

I am going to put this warning out there right off the bat.

THIS POSTING IS NOT SO MUCH ABOUT TITS AS IT IS ABOUT BASKETBALL.

There. I said it.

You see, I have March Madness on the brain. Basketball and brackets and teams.

I know. You thought that as the editor of Voluptuous, surely I must think about tits 24/7. But I find some time to think about sports and beer, too.

(And girly things like shoes and makeup. lol)

It happens.

Despite what you think, there is only ONE basketball in this pic.

Despite what you think, there is only ONE basketball in this pic.

Sabina dunks and then scores with a cock on the court.

Sabina dunks and then scores with a cock on the court.

And you know what? I am probably not alone in my mind-wanderings about college basketball. I am sure that some of you have the madness, too. In fact, I am sure you are toggling between this blog and ESPN, keeping a close eye on the fate of your teams.

Luckily, my thinking about basketball eventually turned into thinking about tits and basketball. (Yes, most of my musings always come full circle to knockers. lol)

So I thought, “Maria, what busty girls have played basketball for us?” and then I thought of Daphne Rosen‘s set for Tits-A-Poppin’. Daphne plays some basketball and then plays some sucktheballs with a stud right on the court. Not too shabby.

Then I thought about Sabina Leigh‘s basketball boning in Bounce Baby Bounce!, and I made a mental note to rewatch her scene for, um, posterity.

But to be honest, my favorite basketball set of all time has nothing to do with boobs. It has more to do with ass.

(I am as much a fan of big asses as I am a fan of big tits. Sue me.)

For me, there is just something fucking delicious about Kina Kara and this basketball. (And she has some decent-sized sweater puppies, too, don’t get me wrong.)

Kina's ass needs slapping and oiling. I would D'up on that!

Kina's ass needs slapping and oiling. I would D'up on that!

Maybe it’s because I am the editor of BootyLicious, but I just like the idea of playing basketball with and throwing down some hard defense against a girl with a huge ass.

Now let me Forrest Gump my way out of this post and say that that’s pretty much all I have to say about that.

Have a great weekend, guys. Hope those of you embroiled in some serious March Madnessing have success with your brackets!

xoxox

Maria

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3 responses to “The Madness of March”

  1. viggo says:

    @Maria: You are completly alone on this sports thing.
    Do you have any idea just how incredibly boring basketball and baseball is?

    A sport where the female athletes are wearing bodyhugging outfits,
    on the other hand, now that is something i enjoy watching!

  2. FrankNZ says:

    Maria, to anyone outside of the US, I’m afraid that the collegiate system is completely unintelligible. Now if SCORE decided to organise College Big Boobs Play-offs, that might help me understand…

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