Because you’re mine, I walk the (tan) line…
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- Christy’s rockin’ the tanline bikini!
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- Ginger has two-tone titties.
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- Heidi has milky tits…haf-milky, anyway.
Tan lines.
I am not sure how I feel about them.
I look at ladies like Heidi, Christy and Ginger (above) and I am fascinated and confused by their tan lines. To me, they look like milky-white pasites, and I find them almost distracting. Like, I can’t see their boobs because they are wearing a tan line bikini. I mean, they have fantastic jugs and that’s awesome, but I am caught in the glare.
I have plenty of guy friends who think that this half-baked look is all the rage. They think it’s sexy for a girl to have pale, white triangles on her person. Ah, I don’t know if I can get into it. Sure, in years past this was more of a fad than now, especially with sun block and people being more wary about spending time in the rays. But it still exists. I see it all the time. But I think that I prefer the idea of a woman with no tan lines. To me, it means that she is tanning her tits and that she is out in public with her boobs out to the wind. (I think that a woman topless in the sun is GREAT!)
What do YOU guys think about this? Are you into the two-tone titties? Or are you a firm believer in monochromatic mams? (I know I am!)
xoxo
Maria
Tags: Bikinis, Christy, Ginger, Heidi, tanlines, tanning topless, Topless
Categories: Confessions, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
MINKA TANLINES ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!! THE GREAT MINKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two words: Brittany O’Neil.
The woman does rock the tan lines.
As I teen I remember loving tan lines. Nothing was more hotter than looking at a beautiful woman with tan lines. Now at my age it really depends on my moods.
Thanks Elliot!
I tend to like them and agree with Mr Brum. They remind me that the anatomy without the tan was forbidden to be shown in public so I feel kinda naughty looking at the untanned parts.
Cherry Brady, Brittany O’Neil, Minka and Kaytee Carter can brown up some kickass tan lines. I love tan lines and the way they highlight tits, bits, and ass (depending on the type of the bottom). Hornball, you’re right about Valerie Fields.
@Maria: Am i wrong, or do you have a natural tan? So you don’t have
to worry about getting tanlines. 😀
@fred: TY 🙂
@Mr. Brum & Hornball: Different strokes 🙂 I am not into them, but I high-five your love of the lines.
@viggo: indeed!
@Lethal: I heart Johnny Cash 4E 😉
Maria: Amazing blog post title!
I do not like tan lines at all. In fact, I’ve always found them to be a turn-off truth be told. Then again, I usually prefer pale voluptuous girls who don’t get much sun in the first place…
@Maria: I’m with you on this one. I don’t like the tan lines.
To be totally honestly, i think it looks a bit silly.
Thinking back to the olde Score pictorials of Valerie Fields, I’d say tan lines can be a huge turnon. You kinda know the girl doesn’t always flaunt her boobs just anywhere. But then there’s nothing wrong with perfectly tanned boobs either 🙂
Either way they’re still tits…they’re still big…and they’re still YUMMY!!! On a more serious note, the fairer skinned ladies should be careful in the sun. We don’t want those nice, big melons getting any melon-oh-mas! But as for you, Maria, your skin is brown and beautiful naturally!
I kinda like tanlines. I think they almost remind me that what I’m ogling is usually out of sight and ‘forbidden’. I can’t quite put my finger on it but they do give me wood.
Also, they are a rare treat these days.