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Because you’re mine, I walk the (tan) line…

August 17, 2010 by Maria

Tan lines.

I am not sure how I feel about them.

I look at ladies like Heidi, Christy and Ginger (above) and I am fascinated and confused by their tan lines. To me, they look like milky-white pasites, and I find them almost distracting. Like, I can’t see their boobs because they are wearing a tan line bikini. I mean, they have fantastic jugs and that’s awesome, but I am caught in the glare.

I have plenty of guy friends who think that this half-baked look is all the rage. They think it’s sexy for a girl to have pale, white triangles on her person. Ah, I don’t know if I can get into it. Sure, in years past this was more of a fad than now, especially with sun block and people being more wary about spending time in the rays. But it still exists. I see it all the time. But I think that I prefer the idea of a woman with no tan lines. To me, it means that she is tanning her tits and that she is out in public with her boobs out to the wind. (I think that a woman topless in the sun is GREAT!)

What do YOU guys think about this? Are you into the two-tone titties? Or are you a firm believer in monochromatic mams? (I know I am!)

xoxo

Maria