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November 28, 2012 by Elliot James
Melissa beats a boobie bongo.
The staff at SCORE cannot bring peace to the world or resolve the numerous financial messes.
However, as you saw in a recent Blog posting with beautiful Melissa Manning, it’s gratifying that we can help busty girls learn their true bra sizes so that they can go about their days in comfort. We and Melissa learned that her boobs are 36H-cups, up from 34Gs. Excellent news and a reason for rejoicing. It beats a cup-size recession any day.
Melissa was the covergirl of two magazines in 2012, the May ’12 Voluptuous and July ’12 SCORE, and she’s the covergirl of the April ’13 SCORE (on-sale January 22, 2013).
Melissa is also in the running for SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year 2012. The SCORE contest ends December 31, 2012 and the Voluptuous contest ends January 31, 2013, so if you haven’t cast your ballots yet, please get your fucking votes in, dammit!
Today, we have kind of a bongo lesson with Melissa at SCORELAND. Well, it’s not really a lesson. But I’ll use any excuse to see Melissa naked.
November 18, 2012 by Elliot James
Your favorite racks at your favorite magazine rack.
There’s no need for a reason to celebrate big boob teasin’ but it’s that time of the man-pleasin’ season. The annual Voluptuous contest issue is here! Pick the top models of 2012! Cast your votes for Model of the Year, Newcomer of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX of the Year.
Now at your favorite magazine store or newsagent’s kiosk with a bonus DVD inside in most areas. Page after page of succulent voluptuousness. Girls you could scour the world for and be hard pressed to find. We do the searching for you and bring ’em back to show you every beautiful inch. Our 18th year in finding the best chests and natural breasts! Can’t find V-mag at your favorite store? Demand it. Email us at Voluptuous@scoregroup.com and give us the details.
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November 17, 2012 by Elliot James
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Siri
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Africa Sexxx
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Stephanie Stalls
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Maserati
The SCORE and Voluptuous contests at SCORELAND have been open for about three weeks. The January ’13 SCORE with its contest ballot has been on news racks for two weeks, and the January ’13 Voluptuous with its ballot just hit stores a few days ago.
A sample ballot for SCORE is here.
A sample ballot for Voluptuous is here.
There’s no excuse to not vote.
Aside from making their decisions, what do some voters have to say? Here’s a selection of opinions in this difficult election year. Man, everyone has different ideas and choices. Different strokes for different folks. And so on and so on and scooby dooby doo bee…
“This year it was extremely hard to pick the models for the awards. They are all so HOT! For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, I chose Siri. From head to toe, she is smoking! Model of the Year was hard for me because I have always picked my favorite, Karina Hart, but since she was not in the running this year, I chose my second favorite all- time SCORE model, Angela White. Hall of Fame: Lacey Legends. Hardcore Performer of the Year: Stephanie Stalls. Her scene in Busty Anal Sluts is fantastic!-L.H.”
“Africa Sexxx has now performed hardcore in SCORE videos three or four times. I like her incredible build, big, natural boobs, small waist, big butt/hips and she seems to have a great attitude/charisma. Twice now she has done anal. I had to write her in because she was one of the reasons I decided to purchase Cocoa Nut Busters. I don’t purchase many DVDs each year. I picked Venera for Model of the Year because she is such a good and rare discovery; such a petite frame with big, natural boobs and a great ass, yet it was close with Valory Irene, who has appeared in the magazines and videos much more. Estelle may have been such a rare find; she exceeds all others in this category as far as looks and figure. You’ve got to get her back. Julia Miles is a long-time favorite of mine: big, beautiful tits and a hardcore performer as well.–E.S.”
J.S.T. from Barcelona, Spain explains his voting in the V-mag contest:
“2012 Newcomer of the Year: Siri. She has an innocent face and nice body.
2012 Plumper of the Year: Dors Feline. I like her tattoos.
2012 Model of the Year: Gya Roberts. The hottest girl on the Net.
2012 Ass of the Year: Karina Hart. She is juicy and hot.
2012 Pussy of the Year: Gya Roberts. I like her pussy lips.
2012 XXX Model of the Year: Maserati. She knows how to fuck.”
So make your voice heard. Vote!
I approve this message.
November 9, 2012 by Elliot James
The voting results are tabulated with this high tech calculator guarded by Renee's cleavage 24 hours a day 7 days a week until the numbers are all in.
Our party symbol is not a party animal: an elephant or a donkey.
Our party symbol is an hourglass figure full of curves and dips.
Our party color is not red or blue.
Our party color is all the colors a woman’s skin can be.
We promise no dirty tricks or break-ins…except in hardcore scenes.
Our T Party stands for TITS.
We endorse Voluptuous-care.
Join the Voluptuous Party and vote for the 2012 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX Model of the Year.
You can vote at SCORELAND if you’re a member (there are no lines) or you can vote using this ballot. Vote by email or mail your vote. Just vote and let your voice be heard. Those who do not vote cannot legitimately protest the outcome. You’ve got to be in it for your favorite to win it.
Renee Ross has won Model of the Year two years running. She’s great at winning erections. Who will win this year? Will Renee make it win #3?
Our candidates do not put their foot in their mouths. Just their nipples and fingers.
Our goals: to find the best, the sexiest and the biggest all-natural girls and photograph them.
That is the mission statement of the Voluptuous Party.
Join the Party!
I approve this message.
Read the rules, study the candidates carefully and vote!
November 4, 2012 by Elliot James
They have the right to bare arms. And breasts. And butts. And lady bits.
There are no excuses for not voting.
This week is the most-popular week of the month for newsstand and magazine shop managers and staff.
It’s when the trucks roll up and drop off the latest issue of SCORE magazine.
This month, it’s the January ’13 edition, and you veteran readers know what that means.
It’s election time! Time to vote for 2012 Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Hardcore Performer of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
This year’s ballot is on page 19. Fill it out and mail it in or vote by email for all four awards.
Every voice counts, and I’m grateful that we all have the opportunity to vote for our faves. In some countries, the government picks the winning big-bust models.
Pick up your copy (with a free DVD inside) today at your favorite store or get it direct from eBoobStore. A digital version for tablets, phones and desktops is also available.
October 26, 2012 by Dave
After winning 2011 V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, Hitomi is up for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Election Day in the United States is only 11 days away. Thank goodness! For the past two months, voters in swing states (Florida, home of SCORELAND, is one of them) have been inundated with ads from the candidates. Every time you turn on the TV or radio, somebody is talking about the election. Meaningless drivel, all of it. The only thing that counts is the votes. And speaking of which…
The voting booths are now open for the 2012 SCORE and Voluptuous awards.
And since this is the season when politicians make meaningless promises they have no intention of keeping, I’d like to make some promises I do intend to keep:
1. The winners of the SCORE and Voluptuous awards will be super-stacked.
2. They will be far more attractive than any politician (including Sarah Palin, if she still counts as a politician).
3. Each issue of SCORE and Voluptuous will provide modeling opportunities for at least nine or 10 busty babes. Now that’s a solid plan to deal with the unemployment rate.
4. Rather than that goofy Electoral College system the U.S. uses, the winners will be based on the popular vote. One man, one vote.
And the finalists are:
2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Valory Irene is trying to pull off the N.O.Y./Model of the Year double.
SCORE Newcomer of the Year: Estelle Taylor, Goldie Ray, Hitomi, Melissa Manning, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sabrina Linn, Siri
Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year: Emilia Boshe, Goldie Ray, Janne Hollan, Kristi Maxx, Krystal Swift, Melissa Manning, Melissa Reed, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sadie Blooms, Siri, Tahnee Taylor
SCORE Model of the Year: Angela White, Beshine, Dolly Delight, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Leanne Crow, Maserati, Sheridan Love, Valory Irene, Venera
Voluptuous Model of the Year: Ashley Sage Ellison, Elaina Gregory, Gya Roberts, Hitomi, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Leanne Crow, Micky Bells, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Sophie Mae, Terri Jane
SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year: Africa, Brittany O’Neil, Camille Morgan, Daylene Rio, Desiree, Elizabeth Starr, Kitana Flores, Minka, Stephanie Stalls, Goldie Ray, Siri
Angel DeLuca is a finalist in three Voluptuous categories. That's very impressive!
Voluptuous XXX of the Year: Bailey Santanna, Bunny de la Cruz, Camille Morgan, Desiree, Destiny Rose, Kristina Milan, Maserati, Melonie Max, Natasha Dulce, Sabina Leigh, Shyla Shy, Terry Nova
SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Lacey Legends, Sammie Black, Toppsy Curvey
Voluptuous Plumper of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, April McKenzie, Arianna Sinn, Camelia Davis, Dors Feline, Laurella, Marille, Marilyn White, Trinity Michaels, Violet Addams
Voluptuous Pussy of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Kay, Elaina Gregory, Goldie Ray, Gya Roberts, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Krystal Swift, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Roxanne Miller, Siri
Voluptuous Ass of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, Ashley Sage Ellison, Dors Feline, Goldie Ray, Karina Hart, Marilyn White, Melissa Reed, Renee Ross, Siri, Sophie Mae
Vote now at SCORELAND.
October 2, 2012 by Elliot James
We just mailed the bra signed by Jasmine Shiraz to the winner of her bra giveaway contest in the October ’12 SCORE magazine. The winner is a mag subscriber and lives in Canada. Mr. J.H. didn’t say what he would do with it. Jasmine’s bra cups are too big to be used as ear muffs during those Canadian winters.
Jasmine’s tit-sling is one of several dozen bras, signed magazines and DVDs we’ve shipped to random contest winners over the past five years. In June, we had that huge 20 For 20 20th Anniversary contest and gave away lots of goodies. That got me to thinking about a topic that evolved into this Blog.
We all collect things on the job over time.
Whatever you do, you probably collect some objects related to your job.
I do, too, but the things I collect are just a bit different from what an auto mechanic or a bartender might save.
This is some of what I have on or in my desk at the SCORE office.
20th Anniversary SCORE cap. The Mexican wrestling mask was used in a Minka and Kayla scene for the DVD SCORE Xtra 5.
SCORE windbreaker.
A figurine sculpted by artist The Great Razooly, a charter SCORE reader. He was profiled in the October '94 edition.
Another view of Tom Razooly's work. Artist, dance club owner and TV horror host in Blocksburg, California.
Boob Cruise 1997 T-shirt signed by all the models on the sailing. Never worn, of course.
A SCORE license plate. Girls with big boobs wave when they see this.
September 23, 2012 by Elliot James
At The SCORE Group, we know no discrimination. Breast fanatics and boob addicts are like that.
All big tits are welcome regardless of skin color, flesh tone, race, nationality and ethnic background. An unlimited rainbow of colors and hues.
I don’t have the space for 50 shades of boobs, so let’s settle for 20.
Looks at the colors, the shades, the variations, the tints and the hues.
All of them beautiful.
How good is your Boob Q?
Can you ID the owners of these topshelf tatas?
The answers will be added to this posting on Monday.
The answers from left to right:
Top row: Angel Gee, Arianna Sinn, Ashley Sage Ellison, Camille Morgan, Chaka T.
Second row: Jade Feng, Janet Jade, Jasmine Shiraz, Jenna Valentine, Kristina Milan
Third row: Minka, Natalie Fiore, Natasha Dulce, Nancy Navarro, Renee Ross
Fourth (bottom) row: Romina Lopez, Terri Jane, Valory Irene, Eva Notty, Hitomi
July 30, 2012 by Maria
The time for the V-mag annual awards issue is here and I am excited. As the editor of V-mag, it is my favorite issue to do because it is, as they say, the whole enchilada. There is a bit of everything and a lot of everything that is good.
There are newcomers to consider and the list of ladies is pretty great. Newbie Roxanne Miller is looking like a strong contender. So is Siri. Everyone’s favorite Latina newcomer is Nancy Navarro, it seems.
The plumpers are always fun because I like women with big tits, and these ladies are packing a lot of punch. Some of the frontrunners who stick out in my mind are Dors Feline, Angel DeLuca and Marilyn White.
There’s the XXX of the Year category, and so many people are talking about Maserati and Sabina Leigh as the ladies to beat.
There are a few subcategories to consider like Ass of the Year and Pussy of the Year, and that always makes voting more fun.
But if you ask me, the hardest category for voting this year is going to be Model of the Year. This year it is going to be fucking hard to choose a winner. I am putting that out there now so when you guys get the urge to send me emails asking why I have made it so hard to choose a favorite, I can say, “I TOLD YOU SO!”
I mean, just looking through the photos has me wondering how this contest is going to be won. It is going to go down to the wire. The winner will win by just a few votes, that is how close it is going to be. Let’s just put it this way: Hitomi vs. Karina Hart? Leanne Crow vs. Renee Ross? Elaina Gregory vs. Jenna Valentine? And that’s just HALF of the lineup. It’s going to be a hell of a contest.
You guys will be seeing the issue around November but know that it is already in the works and that the voting is going to be close this year, so make sure you get your issues early and vote right away so you don’t miss out on the fierce competition.
It’s exciting!
xoxox
Maria
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I predict that Siri is going to sweep the Newcomer of the Year category in V-mag.
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Hitomi will be the model to beat for Model of the Year in V-mag for 2012.
July 29, 2012 by Dave
2012 Newcomer of the Year? Looks to me like we've got a winner. But am I the only one who's thinking that way?
I know it’s not even August, but the way the publishing calendar works, issues of monthly magazines are worked on months in advance of their actual on-sale date. So, we’re beginning to compile the list of finalists for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year (a SCORE year consists of the 13 issues from January to Holiday), and I was surprised by something Elliot James said to me the other day.
From where I’m sitting, I don’t see any way that Hitomi (who debuted in the January ’12 issue) doesn’t win Newcomer of the Year.
But wouldn’t you know it, Elliot completely disagrees with me. He thinks Siri is going to win Newcomer of the Year.
And Steve, the art director of SCORE, thinks it’s going to be very close between Hitomi and Siri (but Hitomi will probably win).
All of this surprises me not only because I thought Hitomi was a shoo-in (she was voted the 10th-greatest SCORE Girl of all-time in the recent “20 for 20” contest) but because I kind of thought Melissa Manning would run second in the voting.
Of course, for now, this is just a subject for lunchtime discussion. The first vote won’t be cast until next December. But am I missing something here? Is Hitomi a shoo-in for Newcomer of the Year? Or am I in for a big December surprise?
