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Why we can’t blame a certain former governor of California for doing what he did (and has anybody noticed that his former housekeeper has big tits?)

May 22, 2011 by Dave
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Danni Ashe: ""Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

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Annie Swanson: "I'll be back."

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Kerry Marie: "Put that cookie down. Now!"

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Rhonda Baxter: ""If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more."

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Haydee Rodriguez: "If I am not me, then who the hell am I?"

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SaRenna Lee: "Come with me if you want to live."

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Diane Poppos: "What can I say? I'm a spy."

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Brandy Talore: ""This hero stuff has its limits."

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Jade: "Your levity is good. It relieves tension and the fear of death."

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The Busty Euro Maids: "One of us is in deep trouble."

Paola Rios: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Paola Rios: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Victoria Lane: "No problemo."

Victoria Lane: "No problemo."

Katarina and Dominno: "If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more."

Katarina and Dominno: ""To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

Should there be an award for fucking?

May 17, 2011 by Dave
Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

Chica would be a candidate for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.

As many of you probably know, for 2010, Voluptuous magazine added a bunch of categories to its year-end awards voting. In addition to Model of the Year (V-Mag’s oldest award) and Newcomer of the Year, V-Mag now has Bush of the Year (Aileen Ghettman), Preggo of the Year (Lorna Morgan), Ass of the Year (Cherry Brady), Pussy of the Year (Jenna Valentine), Areolae of the Year (Denise Davies) and Hardcore of the Year (Christy Marks).

That last category is the one I want to focus on today. SCORE reader R.N. from New Jersey recently wrote in, “At the risk of seeming presumptuous, I’d like to suggest a category for future voting. I think many readers would like to vote for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year, the girl whose boy/girl layouts are the hottest. There would be some tough competition, I’m sure.”

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.

This isn’t the first time we’ve received that suggestion, but the fact is, we’ve resisted adding to SCORE‘s current awards categories (Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Big-Boob Hall of Fame) for a variety of reasons:

1. We don’t want to water down or deemphasize the existing awards.

2. Many readers in the UK wouldn’t be able to participate because they get the censored UK edition without hardcore sex.

3. Many readers and SCORELAND members already object to competitions between the models (and I kinda agree that everything doesn’t have to be a competition).

But should we change our minds? Should we implement XXX SCORE Girl of the Year when the 2011 awards finalists are announced?

And to qualify, would a tits and tugs scene be enough, or would a cock have had to have penetrated the girl’s sacred pussy and/or asshole?

Whaddya think? Should we or shouldn’t we?

Angela White and Maggie Green takeover Leanne’s Stacked Summer

May 13, 2011 by Dave
Lezzies in Paradise: Angela goes for it with Christy Marks.

Lezzies in Paradise: Angela goes for it with Christy Marks.

Has sucking cock and fucking on-camera made Angela White hotter in every other aspect of her sex life?

Actually, I’m not so sure about that because Angela has always been extremely horny, and we saw her going after Christy Marks’ tits and pussy in the DVD’s Big Boob Paradise and Tit 2 Tit. And from the get-go back in 2003, Angela was never shy about spreading her young pussy and fucking her asshole with toys.

But, having seen Angela with Maggie Green in the DVD Leanne’s Stacked Summer, Part 2 of which goes live today at SCORELAND, I’m now getting the idea that Angela has become insatiable. If there’s a cock in the room, she wants it. If there’s tits and pussy, she wants some. I mean, in one of the early scenes of Leanne’s Stacked Summer, Angela looks like she’s going to start kneading and sucking Leanne’s tits on the spot. In her scene with Maggie, Angela sucks tits and eats Maggie’s juicy pussy, and Maggie returns the favor…because she’s fuckin’ horny, too.

Okay, I have a confession to make: I’m not a big fan of girl-girl scenes. I like seeing girls kissing and I like seeing them eating pussy–really eating pussy, like they’re enjoying it–but too often, the girls look like they’d rather have cock. Which isn’t a bad thing. But Angela…you know she loves cock, and, so, when she’s eating Maggie’s pussy, she seems to be saying to us, “Don’t worry, guys. I’ll get around to you later. But first, I have some pussy to eat.”

Which is perfectly fine because, as we all know, Angela never disappoints. She might tease us for eight years, but she never disappoints.

I almost forgot: This is Leanne’s video. I got the idea that she enjoyed this scene, too.

If Angela had been born male, there’s no doubt she would have been a SCORE Man. But she’s a girl with the mind of a SCORE Man. And, so, when she’s eating Maggie’s pussy, she’s doing it the same way we would.

Breast of the SCORELAND Blog: Circle of Tits

May 11, 2011 by Dave

The perfect symmetry of the original shot, taken in late 2001 during the filming of Mega-Boob Olympics, isn’t quite matched in the updated version, but creating a circle with six girls is a lot easier than creating one with four. But whenever I look at either of these shots, the same two things go through my mind:

1. I’d really like to be in the middle of that.

2. It must be nice to be a SCORE photographer.

What goes through your mind?

In the shot at right, the girls are (starting at six o’clock and going clockwise): Plenty UpTopp, Casey James, Minka, Maxi Mounds, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage. This shot is a classic, perhaps the most-famous one we’ve ever taken.

In the shot on the right, taken during the filming of the DVD On Location Grand Bahama, the girls are (starting at the top right): Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Arianna Sinn and Taylor Steele.

Makes you kinda dizzy, doesn’t it?

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The Comeback Queens Of SCORELAND

May 7, 2011 by Maria

With all this hubbub about the great Diane Poppos making her return to SCORELAND, I started thinking about all the other legends who came and went and then came again for your cumming enjoyment. Greats like Cherry Brady (A personal favorite of mine!), Michelle Bond and Autumn Jade. In my opinion, they are what I like to call COMEBACK QUEENS. (I wrote it in all caps because it looks official that way. lol) These ladies came back stacked and sexier than ever. Take a look at their before and afters below and you will see what I mean.

Then of course I started thinking about all the greats who came and went and never came back. (Clearly this made me sad. 🙁 ) Ladies like Nadine Jensen and the great Nicole Peters. Now, I don’t know about you, but I would LOVE to see these ladies make a comeback. I would be the first in line to check their riper and hotter bodies out. (Fortunately for me, I work here and would get a front row seat! Yes…be jealous!) lol

So, who would you guys like to see come out of retirement for one last hurrah? Nadine and Nicole are my personal faves, but I’d like to know who you’d like to make a comeback so that you can cum again! I am not promising anything…but I will say that here at SCORELAND, we are in the habit of making (wet) dreams cum true! So, you never know what could happen or who could pop into our studio.

Dream big, shoot even bigger loads, boys!

xoxoxo

Maria

The tube top: the most perilous and exciting piece of clothing in a busty girl’s wardrobe

May 2, 2011 by Dave
Seriously, how are Summer Sinn's tits not popping out?

Seriously, how are Summer Sinn's tits not popping out?

Harmony Bliss wants you to walk right up to her and give that tube top a tug.

Harmony Bliss wants you to walk right up to her and give that tube top a tug.

Maybe it’s my imagination, but the tube top, one of the most beloved garments among big-boob lovers, seems to be making another comeback.

Allie, one of the editors here, says it’s my imagination, that tube tops never went out of style. Okay, maybe she’s right. Cool and stylish I’m not. But I do spend a lot of time looking at tits, professionally and otherwise, and I’ve been noticing over the past few months (as the weather has warmed up in South Florida) that women are wearing a lot more tube tops. So I clicked on over to Wikipedia, the No. 1 research source of all desperate college students, and found out the following: “[The tube top] reached its highest level of popularity in the late 1970s. It vanished from the scene during the early- and mid-1990s, but later made a major reappearance in the wardrobes of American teenage girls and young American women, especially college-age women, after 2000, and various versions of the style have been popular ever since then.”

Okay, so maybe I’ve been missing something and tube tops have been in style for the past 11 years. But I don’t think so. I think when I notice a boob-related fashion trend, it’s a recent trend. Like I said, I look at tits a lot.

When a girl like Karina Hart is wearing a tube top, she's basically saying, "Please stare at my tits."

When a girl like Karina Hart is wearing a tube top, she's basically saying, "Please stare at my tits."

Once again I ask the question, what is keeping Denise Derringer's top on? Actually, now that I'm looking closely, it just might be her tits that're doing all the heavy lifting.

Once again I ask the question, what is keeping Denise Derringer's top on?

Just to avoid any misunderstanding, let’s define tube top. According to Wikipedia, “a tube top is is a shoulderless, sleeveless ‘tube’ that wraps the torso. Such a top is generally very tight over the breasts in order to prevent the garment from falling. This is usually achieved with elastic bands at the top and bottom of the garment.”A tube top should never be confused with a halter top, which has a strap that wraps around the neck, preventing any possibility of boob spillage, or a tube top one-piece bathing suit, which actually has a bottom that wraps around the crotch, also making boob spillage unlikely.

A proper tube top has no straps and no bottom. When you see a girl wearing a tube top, you have a reaction similar to when you see a suspension bridge: “What’s holding that thing up?” Basically, with a proper tube top, if you walked up to a girl and tugged on the bottom of the garment, her tits would pop out (and you’d get arrested, so don’t do that, although I recall a mainstream movie–I don’t remember which one–in which that happened).

One of the interesting aspects of the tube top is that even though the British call them boob tubes, they actually don’t accentuate the boobs. It’s a well-known fact to us boob lovers that tops with straps accentuate the breasts while tops without straps tend to flatten them.

So, obviously, that’s not why we love tube tops. I love tube tops because of 1.) Like I mentioned, if you tugged on the bottom, the girl’s tits would pop out, and the girl wearing one seems to be asking you to do just that; 2.) They seem so dangerous. I mean, yeah, I read what Wikipedia said, but what’s really keeping the whole thing together? What’s keeping a girl’s tits from popping out right there in public? Have I ever seen that happen? No. Do I continue to hold out hope that it will happen just once in my lifetime? What do you think?

Anyway, despite what Allie says, I think tube tops are back in fashion, and now that the weather is warming up, you’re going to start seeing a lot more of them.

One more thing since we’re discussing fashions from the 1970s: Remember when cameloe was fashionable and women were walking around with their pants halfway up their cunts? Please, oh, please, can we have that style back, too?

And then along came Angela

April 17, 2011 by Elliot James
It was a day to remember.

It was a day to remember.

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Crisp and sharp DVD.

I remember the letter postmarked Australia that arrived in the mail from one Angela White in the spring of 2003. Yes, a real letter written on paper. This was before the Be A SCORE Model website was created. I remember the key sentence in that letter. “Dear Voluptuous, I’m unpublished as yet but I would love to make my debut as the first Aussie V-Mag model.” That started everything rolling.

In 2003, I wrote, “We believe Angela White is going to become an extremely popular model on the big-bust scene in 2004, and we are proud to have been chosen by her for her debut. She has the drive, the boobs and the potential to have a great career. In fact, she is one of the entrants in Voluptuous magazine’s Newcomer of the Year contest. So who says 18 year-old chicks are naive and flighty? Not us, when they have tits so big and beautiful, and are willing to share ’em!”

I meant every word of it.

Angela came in second in that contest with 2,161 votes to Nicole Peters’ 4,016 followed by Ines Cudna and Cherry Brady.

With the SCORELAND Special “Angela White Finally Fucks” climaxing this past Friday with Angela and Maggie Green having a threesome, the eBoobStore has dropped the price of the original Angela White DVD, the one that started it all, A Day With Angela White, to $19.95. 

A Day pretty much covers Angela’s first visit to the SCORE Studio. It also includes Angela’s June 9, 2003 video interview with Dave and me, one of our best. Angela had us in the palm of her hand. Figuratively, speaking.

If you don’t have it, get it. Twenty bucks is two tickets to a movie theater these days. And that movie’s probably gonna suck.

Terry Nova’s “Shy Nipples”

April 10, 2011 by Maria

I love girls with inverted nipples. (Or girls with, “shy nipples,” as my friend Jenna Valentine likes to call them.) There is something about them that makes me want to suck them right out into hardness. It’s something about the peekaboo way they are shy that makes me wild. Jenna Valentine has a nice pair of shy nipples, but Terry Nova‘s are tops on my list. First of all, Terry Nova is a shy girl. Her demeanor is very quiet and she reminds me of that nerdy girl in high school…that girl from “band camp” who is really a freak in the sheets. In this set of Terry, which happens to be my favorite and is featured in SCORE September 2010, she is perfect.  Her outfit, with those shorts that are more straps than shorts, are perfect. And here by the sea in Eleuthera, in these two pictures, we see her shy nature and her shy nipples and it’s absolutely perfect. Did I mention that everything in this pictorial is perfect?!

Shy nipples…yum.

xoxo,

Maria

These April Flowers Cause Cum Showers

April 3, 2011 by Maria

They say that April showers cause May flowers. Well, these April flowers may cause cum showers.

There is something to be said about chicks named April. Like the month, they are usually hot and will make you want to take your clothes off.

One of my favorite Aprils of all time is redheaded April Hunter. She is one of those stacked, hardbodied ladies who look like they will fuck your brains out. I can dig that kind of chick. She has, at least to me, an incredible SCORE-girl body. Another April who has graced the pages of SCORE April Arikssen. She has that perfect blonde bombshell thing going on. And then there is April McKenzie….damn that girl can fuck. I mean, it’s mesmerizing to watch her smoke a pole. I know I enjoy it.

These ladies make me wish it was April all the time…their stacked bodies make me an April fool.

xoxoxo,

Maria