I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.
I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.
I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.
Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.
Sarah Mercury's food orgy set includes a lot of chocolate and berries!
But what the fuck do “they” know, anyway? ‘Round these parts, we like our chocolate during sex, hence why occasionally, we enjoy what I like to refer to as, THE ‘FUCK ME’ SUNDAE.
Crystal's chocolate-covered guns look like a mouthful!
Chloe's looks like she needs a helping tongue.
The fuck me sundae is like a dessert for your eyes, tummy and dick all at once. You see, it starts off with a hot chick and ends with her covered in sticky chocolate syrup. And there’s this helpful part of me that thinks, “Hey, that girl needs help. Someone should lick all that chocolate off of her. Hey! I can do that!” You know…’cause I’m helpful. lol
Over the years, we have shot a bunch of these kinds of photosets, but the top three, for me anyway, are Crystal Gunns, Sarah Mercury and Chloe. Maybe it’s because I would gladly help them get clean any day of the week and twice on Sundae? (I know, I know! I’m so punny!)
I know we’ve talked about whipped cream before, but what do you think about the chocolate situation? Some people might be put off by the messiness of it, but not me. I like chocolate and I like hot chicks, so it works for my perv side. But what about you guys? Chime in on chocolate!
“Fantasy SCORE” has a history in SCORE magazine that goes back to the August 1992 edition (Volume 1, Issue 2 with Letha Weapons as the covergirl). British artist Duncan Gutteridge’s ongoing monthly assignment was to take a celebrity and paint her with impossibly huge tits along the lines of Chelsea Charms and Beshine…years before Chelsea and Beshine became Chelsea and Beshine. Duncan’s first run ended in the Holiday ’99 issue.
Beginning with the December ’04 SCORE, “Fantasy SCORE” was revived as a semi-regular feature, often alternating with the “Rocket Girls” series painted by the great Otis Sweat until Duncan’s final “Fantasy SCORE” illustration in the February ’09 issue. Many of the paintings from the first series and all of them from the second series are preserved in SCORELAND‘s Art Gallery section along with “Dream SCORE,” “Bomber Girls,” “Dick Boy” and other works of big-bust art.
Although “Fantasy SCORE” ended, we still get mail from people who have never forgotten it. With new female celebs who can barely fill a C-cup popping up all the time, there’s no lack of new potential subjects. We continue to get requests to revive it, usually with the person making the request’s favorite celebrities. When we publish those letters, inevitably someone else writes against bringing it back. A while ago, Greg wrote, “The reason I’m writing is because I am disappointed that you no longer have ‘Fantasy SCORE.’ I always was so excited to see who you would have next. Please bring it back. There are lots of us fans out here.” In this weekend’s “Scorecard,” R.L. writes, “I must agree that ‘Fantasy SCORE‘ is due a return and would continue to be a very popular feature.” He lists several celebs he’d like to see given a “Fantasy SCORE” boob job.
On the other side of the fence are the letters such as “I don’t like art or cartoons. Just give us photos. ‘Fantasy SCORE’ is a waste of space.” I’ve seen a lot of those letters, too.
I personally love busty art and have enjoyed Otis’ and Duncan’s work since I first saw them. One painting a month, in print and on the Net, certainly doesn’t negatively impact the amount of photos we run. I also believe those two guys inspired many younger fans to try their hand at creating their own art. Just to clarify things, there have been no discussions here about reviving “Fantasy SCORE” (or “Dream SCORE“).
What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?
Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.
Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.
In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.
Morgan in a sweater that really shouldn't be as tight as it is, as seen in the March ’11 SCORE and coming this Thursday to SCORELAND.
Morgan destroys a monokini, proving that she's certainly a Girl of Summer.
Morgan Leigh returns to SCORELAND on Thursday in a pictorial titled, “A Girl For All Seasons,” and I don’t think there’s ever been a more appropriate headline. Morgan, the 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and one of my favorite models ever, is one of those girls who looks great no matter what she wears. You know, it’s one thing for a girl to have a super-slim waist (23 inches) and huge tits (J-cups), and there have been a few girls in SCORE history with waists as tiny and tits as big. But Morgan’s tits are kind of conical and capped with super-pointy nipples, and the combination makes for a rack that looks especially good in clothing.
So here’s my tribute to Morgan, a great bikini girl, a great sweater and tight tops girl. The fact that you just might be able to jack to these photos even though she isn’t showing any nipple might be the best tribute of all.
Even super-busty girls often don't look stacked in tube tops, but Morgan does.
Morgan Leigh in a traditional bikini. I mean, are there any words to describe this photo?
Listen, I know I shouldn’t be going to AOL.com for news, but sometimes I do, and this tagline caught my eye: “Plunging Necklines Dominate SAG Awards,” SAG being the Screen Actors Guild. “Great,” I thought. “Big celebrity tits,” and right off, I should have thought, “Stupid me,” because what celebrity has big tits? I mean really big tits, other than Christina Hendricks from Mad Men, and even she isn’t SCORE big (although she’s welcome to find out).
So I took the leap. I clicked on the link, and that led me to,
Plunging Necklines Dominate the 2011 SAG Awards Red Carpet
once again, and this opening paragraph: “Plunging necklines and daring cleavage dominated the red carpet at the 2011 Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards with Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks and Eva Longoris leading the pack.” At which point my eye wandered to six photos of six celebrities, all of whom supposedly were wearing dresses with “plunging necklines” that exposed “daring cleavage.”
Bullshit. All I saw were five not-so-stacked celebrities with plunging necklines that didn’t reveal much and one semi-stacked chick (Christina) who was wearing the least-daring dress of all.
Meanwhile at USMagazine.com,
Cleavage Wars at the SAGs!
Of course, more disappointment. The website asked, “Who won this year’s cleavage awards?” and thank goodness some woman named Susan Zemitas Richmond was smart enough to comment, “The only one with any cleavage is Sofia Vergara. The others are just showing skin.”
Exactly. If you’re a boob man, you had about as much chance at jacking successfully to the SAG Awards as any of these women have of getting into SCORE.
NOTE TO THE REST OF THE WORLD: JUST BECAUSE A WOMAN IS WEARING A LOW-CUT DRESS OR TOP DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S SHOWING CLEAVAGE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE CLEAVAGE, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY TO SHOW! THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SKIN AND CLEAVAGE.
So, just to set the record straight. Cleavage:
Renee Ross
SaRenna Lee
Tiffany Towers
If any of these girls came walking down the red carpet at any awards show, the international media would have a collective heart attack and realize what actual cleavage is all about. And they’d realize that this has nothing to do with cleavage:
Kelly Christiansen prepares to suck off a man who isn't her husband. And that's fine with her husband.
Jayden Prescott gets fucked by a man who isn't her husband. And, as in Kelly's case, that's also fine with her husband.
I received this letter the other day from a female reader of SCORE. Now, she could have been a man impersonating a woman, but her handwriting was very feminine, so I’m going to assume it was the real deal. Anyway, I published the letter in SCORE magazine, and now I’m putting it out there on the Internet for a very simple reason: I want to know what this woman looks like. I want to see pictures. And if the pictures are good, I want her to convince her husband to let her pose for SCORE. Anyway, here’s the letter, in its entirety:
Dear SCORE,
Thank goodness for the husbands of Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott. These women are two of the hottest faces in SCORE. I wish I could talk my husband into letting me pose nude for your magazine. I’d love to show your readers my tits, pussy and ass. I’d love to know that men would be jacking to my naughty pictures.
I’m 34 and in very good shape. I love to masturbate with sex toys all the time. I have two small kids, but just because I’m a mother doesn’t mean I’m not horny. I’m horny all the time. My husband knows how much I love sucking and fucking. In fact, we fuck at least once a day no matter what. I’m always horny for sex. I love blow jobs and tit fucking. I love filthy dirty talk during sex with my husband. I love it when my husband blows his load onto my face, mouth and tits. I love hot sperm, too.
Back to Kelly and Jayden for a moment. Both women have each fucked two men without rubbers on the stud’s cock. Fucking men without rubbers on their cocks is so hot. I get wet just thinking about it. And, of course, your studs have big cocks.
Maybe if I fuck one of your studs with a rubber on his penis, my husband would let me do hardcore in your magazine. Who knows?
The letter was signed Laura B. She sent it by snail mail, not by email, so I don’t know if she’s even aware that the “SCORELAND Blog” exists. But, Laura B., like I said, I want to see your pictures. And I’m sure a lot of other guys who read this want to see your pictures, too. So send me your pictures. I promise I won’t post them without your written permission and a signed model release. If you’re out there, Laura B., you can comment below, or you can send your photos to score@scoregroup.com.
Basically, enough of this fucking tease! And tell your selfish husband to man-up.
January’s a cold month in general but not at SCORELAND. Not with this line-up of new sex stars. Kitana Flores (January 19) is a Miami Beach hottie by way of Puerto Rico who has an X box that every dude in town wants to play with. Natasha Dulce (January 15th) is a pole dancer in Tampa with all the ingredients and the personality to skyrocket this year.
Opening with tease is always nice.
College co-ed Sandra Star (January 8th) was the winner of the Miss Hot SCORE contest in Berlin, Germany and jumped right into an anal cherry popping video. And Ashlee Chambers (January 20), a Texas hardbody fitness chick, has the biggest clitoris I’ve ever seen and a nice, dirty mouth. Give these girls an inch, they want eight. And the month’s not over yet.
This weekend, one of the top vote getters in this season’s SCORE Model of the Year contest is back to treat us to her advanced skills in sexology and breastnosis. More about that tomorrow.
Never turn down the offer of ass.
A lap dance is an acceptable way for a girl to introduce herself.
Featured on SCORELAND on Wednesday in photos from her February ’11 SCORE issue, Alana Anderson has a pair of the pointiest, most prominent nipples I can remember seeing in recent years. They really are standouts in more ways than two. She’s a cam model in California and has spent time in Florida as well since she mentioned dancing at some of the clubs we know here. Alana’s never been in a men’s magazine before us. Her first SCORE was December ’09. “I had been asked about modeling for busty mags by members who had been watching me on my live camera so I looked up SCORE and sent some pics.”
Buying bras is something Alana probably spends more time doing than the average American. “Some I try on and some I buy online. Sometimes I buy them to wear as sexy-wear if they are really pretty even if they are a little too small. To test them, I put my shirt back on over it to see if it is smooth or if my boobs look like a muffin top. I have no idea how much they weigh but they are much heavier when they are full of milk. Sometimes I wear a sports bra over my bra under my shirt if I am working out so they stay put. I am very short so I usually wear fitted clothes. I dress to emphasize the difference between my breasts and my waist otherwise I look like I’m wearing a tent. If you spotted me in public in nice weather, I’d probably be wearing a fitted, low-cut, slim-to-the-waist top with an A-line miniskirt or shorts with either platform heels or casual wedge heels.”
Daphne Rosen also calls the huge boobs, small waist result that Alana mentioned the “tent effect.”
Welcome to "So You Think You Can Shake Your Titties."
Sophie Mae taught a short class in belly dance, just the basics, and one of our shooters was there to freeze the fun. Interesting body comparison too, huh? There are more pictures on SCORELAND.
Editorial protocol demands I identify the babes in the photo although if you don’t know them by now, you must have just dropped into the blog from some forgotten solar system in the galaxy.
Okay, girls only, repeat after me:
“You put your boob in, You put your right boob out; You put your right boob in, And you shake it all about.”
Everybody: “That’s what Sophie Mae, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Valory Irene are all about.”
