Just below these words, there’s a Blog video of Kelly Christiansen and Angelina Castro, and I could tell you all about it, but you’d be better off clicking that sideways triangle (also known as an arrow) and finding out for yourself. I will tell you that Angelina and Kelly are two of the stars of the new hardcore DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com, and that both girls can also be seen fucking inside SCORELAND. And I’m not going to tell you anything else because all my mind is registering right now is “Holy shit!”
Mellie D. as Dorothy kind of makes me wanna go somewhere over her rainbow.
Just hanging out at my desk. Boop Boop Be Doop Boop!
Suckers are for sucking! Halloween candy is the greatest!
Ah, Halloween. Probably my favorite holiday of all time. Why? Well, there’s candy, for one. (I love candy!) And then there is the best part about the scariest of holidays…THE SLUTS! Come on, you know what I am talking about. Halloween is the only time of the year that a chick can dress like a complete slut, parade around the streets and everyone is okay with it. Each year, the would-be sluts and actual sluts and everyone in-between come out in droves, dressed, or rather, undressed to the nines and it’s glorious! In every city, in every town you have gaggles of Sexy Cops, Sexy Nurses, Sexy Bumblebees and Sexy Snow Whites. All it takes is a pair of fishnets and a tiny dress and any nice girl can be a Sexy “Insert Noun Here” and unleash all of her sexuality on the unsuspecting public. It’s the BEST!
Crystal Gunns is a golden goddess to many of us SCORELANDers.
Now, that said, here at SCORELAND, it’s kind of Halloween all year round. Why? Well, not because we dress up every day (Although we did at SCORE headquarters and this year I was Betty Boop!), but because the busty babes dress up all the time and we get to see them act our their slutty fantasies. (And that is NEVER a bad thing.) Over the years, we have had all sorts of beauties dressed up in fantasy costumes, like Crystal Gunns in her Buxotica SP119 Greek goddesss shoot. And then there is one of my personal faves, Mellie D. as a sexy Dorothy from the August 2007 V-mag.
Oh, Cherry! You should dress up as a nurse every day of the year!
But if you ask me, and you should because I am somewhat of a big-tit scholar, one of the greatest costumed cuties of all time is redhead bomber, Cherry Brady. When she donned this nurses outfit for her appearance in the September 2007 issue of V-mag, well, a star was born. (So were about 3,203,949,494 boners, I am sure.) Cherry is fucking hot. I use the word FUCKING followed by the word HOT because there is no other way to describe her sizzle. It’s my opinion that she should dress up as a nurse all the time. She should fondle people and say things like, “Turn your head and cough,” and, “It will only hurt for a second.” In fact, I think that after I eat some more candy, I may have to call Cherry up and tell her that I need some sort of sponge bath to take care of my sticky, um, fingers. lol
So, my advice is let’s make it Halloween every day. Fellas, tell your ladies to dress up in a sexy outfit. Role play in the bedroom. Use candy if you must. Why? Because there is nothing like living out your fantasies, one costume at a time.
Beautiful Kelly Christiansen’s first pictorial from Holiday ’10 SCORE was published on SCORELAND yesterday along with a lengthy interview that Dave and I did with her right after the shoot. Considering Kelly was doing this for the first time, I was really impressed by how relaxed and comfortable she was. Her story is similar to Jayden Prescott’s. Her husband is a SCORE reader.
“”He’s a website member, too, and he also buys some videos. He loves Julia Miles,” Kelly said. “I always knew it. He was very open about it. And he likes girls like me. He prefers a little meat on the bones. It’s flattering, like, ‘Oh, good, I don’t have anything to worry about.’ He said, ‘Hey, look, they have this BeASCOREModel.com website,’ so we watched the little introductory video and he said, ‘You should do this.'”
We owe SCORE reader/husbands a collective thanks on many levels. They go above and beyond. Next week, SCORELAND will be running Kelly’s first video. Ya don’t want to miss this one. Read more of Kelly’s interview here.
Good grief, it's fun to brush your teeth with Lorna Morgan!
Men…go figure. We never want to go shopping with our girlfriends or wives, but if a busty SCORE Girl asked for volunteers to go bra or tight-tops shopping with her, there’d be a line of men around the block. We complain about how long women take to get ready in the morning and stay as far away from the bathroom as possible, but there’s something about a SCORE Girl’s morning routine that grabs our attention every time. Who would want to watch a girl shave her legs or do her hair or put on her makeup and nail polish…or brush her teeth? Turns out that a lot of people would. I mean, check out that photo to the left of Lorna Morgan from the Holiday ’01 issue of SCORE. She’s…spitting! Yuck? Hot? Hey, it wasn’t my favorite photo in the set, but there were a lot of others that were memorable (like the ones of Lorna shaving her pussy; it’s the kind of ultra-personal thing we don’t usually get to see Lorna do).
Anyway, we revisited the private morning ritual scenario recently, and if you’d like, you can click to it right now at SCORELAND. But that would be cheating. I’d rather you play along with me for a few minutes. Below are four photos, all of the same girl, all from a posting that went up today. Can you name the girl who’s letting us view her private morning routine? And if you already know because you saw the pictorial, don’t guess! Because if you do, I’ll have the mystery girl charge into your bathroom while you’re shaving.
Gorgeous Angel Eyes debuted in our November ’95 issue. She became a popular star on the strip club circuit and could be on the road dancing up to 46 weeks a year. Angel did very little photo and video modeling. She sailed on Boob Cruise ’98, the biggest cruise of the five voyages. A rare video for SCORE Xtra 2 (later re-edited into the DVD, SCORE Classics) drove guys crazy as Angel stripped, oiled, fucked her pussy with a huge vibrator and put a butt plug in her ass. Her last formal pictorial was a pairing with Lovette in June 2000. In October ’01, Alyssa Alps devoted her entire column “On The Road” to hanging out Angel who was getting into real estate. She retired not long afterwards and became a successful businesswoman.
Bre was never a benchwarmer on our team.
Last seen in November ’03 SCORE. Georgia hottie Bre was a 19 year-old college co-ed when she started posing, eventually appearing in a total of ten pictorials for SCORE, Voluptuous and SCORELAND. She also chatted about herself in a video interview. “The thing is, I’m open to just about anything,” Bre said. “I like to have fun in bed. I like my body and I want men to enjoy it. I like my boobs and I want men to enjoy them, whether they’re just looking or playing with them. That’s one of the reasons I decided to pose.” She is a true girl-next-door. Today, Bre works in sales.
Kitchens were never dull with Ariana around.
Ariana‘s Afghani heritage gifted her with a doe-eyed, sultry look that melted guys in her line of sight into puddles of goo. After sailing on Boob Cruise 2K in May ’00, exotic dancer Ariana went to a Mexican resort in August ’00 for the SCORELAND special On Location Puerto Vallarta. “She flirts a lot with her eyes and uses a lot of eye contact,” said her SCORE photographer. “She was doing this at the hotel in Mexico and practically had the male employees drooling.” Ariana’s first appearance in SCORE was the cover of July 2000, dressed as a belly dancer. Ariana also did a very hot girl-girl with Adina for the video Busty Auditions but never boffed any guys on camera like Adina did. The guys who sailed on Boob Cruise 2000 with Ariana still avidly talk, and ask, about her. Ariana, who lives in LA, never modeled for anyone after us.
Adina beached it on exotic islands with the Boob Cruisers.
The very sexy Adina appeared in four issues (July ’00. Holiday ’00, May ’01 and June ’01) and the DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000. She also boffed the cableguy in the Best of SCORE Xtra, her only XXX DVD. Originally a web-cam girl, Adina never posed for any other big-boob mags or video companies. “I found SCORE on the Internet, and it took me two weeks to think it over,” Adina told us in 2000. Adina was a dental tech student at the time of her SCORE debut. We remember her bringing her textbooks on the Boob Cruise clippership but how much studying she got done, we couldn’t tell ya. Adina quit modeling a couple of years after the Boob Cruise and didn’t pursue her dentisty studies but opted for a regular job in the nine-to-five world.
Lacey Legends could probably bench you.
A bodybuilding champion, roller-skating champion, erotic boxer-wrestler and exotic dancer, Lacey Legend’s association with SCORE began in the Nov. ’92 issue in a girl-girl with Deena Duos (who made her covergirl comeback in July ’07). Always in fantastic shape, Lacey returned to SCORE at the age of 51 to pose for Sept. ’99 and later for April ’00 and August ’01. Not interested in hardcore action, Lacey appeared in the DVDs The Greatest Big-Bust Video Ever and Busty Dildo Lovers 1. Lacey left the scene in 2004, closing her website and trading in her lap dancin’ heels for a new career as a businesswoman. She gave a great lap dance so that was a sad day, for us anyway. “The look I like is both healthy and athletic,” Lacey said. “It’s fun acquiring and holding that look. However, you have to want that type of look. Some women want to carry it further than just toning their bodies. I was one of them.”
Paola Rios, one of my two favorite Paraguayan (I know a total of four), has a fresh set this week on SCORELAND. I especially like this set because it has a Naughty Neighbors look and feel to it. She’s wearing a white wifebeater, booty shorts and long athletic socks. Paola’s hair is in pigtails and her makeup is light. She looks like she hasn’t been out of bed too long (and she stays on it for the duration of the pictorial). This set of pictures says to me, “Sunday morning.”
After I looked at the photos, I went back into the Model Directory and looked at Paola’s earlier photo sets, wrapping it up with her first one, published in the September ’07 V-Mag. Wow, has it been over three years since Paola began modeling? It seems like 2007 was just a little while ago, and now we’re already zooming into 2011.
Paola doesn’t speak English, only Spanish, so back then I interviewed her with the help of the photographer (a Spanish and English-speaking Finn). “Have you ever gone out with a guy who didn’t care about big tits?” I asked. “No,” Paola answered. “They are all obsessed by big tits!” “How long does it take a guy you go out with to ask you questions about your breasts?” was one of my other questions. “About five minutes,” she replied. I’d have guessed two minutes, at least to compliment Paola about whatever top she was wearing.
Paola impressed the SCORE staff, so she was invited to the group photo shoot that became On Location Eleuthera (Big Boob Paradise on DVD). Scheduling snafus kept her from getting to The Bahamas in time. I’ve wondered what the shoot would have been like if she had made the trip. But we did make two fun DVDs with her in South America.
I still can’t believe it’s been more than three years. We must be due for a new Paraguayan by now.
1) Nurses know every inch of the male anatomy and how it works.
2) Nurses are nurturing and don’t like to see men suffer with blue balls or shafts that won’t go down after a Viagra overdose.
3) By the nature of their jobs and training, nurses are health-oriented, sanitary, caring and cock-worshiping.
4) Their uniforms are exciting, although in real life, nurses don’t wear platform stripper heels, corsets, split-crotch panties, V-necked tops a size too small, white, vinyl miniskirts and strapless push-up bras one cup too small.
5) Excluding hookers and massage-parlor girls, nurses are the only women you don’t know on a personal basis who can wash your cock and balls.
6) How often do you get to fuck in an electrically operated bed?
7) If the doctor is out, nurses can pitch in on the all-important prostate exam.
There is a scene in one of my favorite movies, Zoolander, where Ben Stiller’s character is in a commercial as a Merman and he says, “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
Plumper Tyler is clearly enjoying her pool time.
Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.
Well, I cannot agree with that statement more. I LOVE WET TITTIES! (I have often said I love wet lesbians, too. What can I say? I love H2O and hooters!)
And while my colleague Elliot “Boob Jedi” James will wax poetic about the greatness of Wet T-Shirts, and even though sometimes moisture can be funny (As in the case of this Christy Marks’ video!), I the BEST way to see wet titties is in the pool. Something about a sexy lady and her ginormous knockers in the pool makes me fucking horny. All that wetness. All those beads of water cascading down nipples and tummies and heading to crevices unkwown…whew! It makes my, um, mouth water. 🙂
I mean, take a look at Ines Cudna up there. Look at Tyler to the left and Maggie Green to the right. Don’t they look happy to be wet? Don’t you want to jump right in and take a swim with their sucklers? I mean, think about being in a pool all alone; not so much fun. But, if you add a busty babe, all of a sudden you want to swim forever like Michael Phelps.
I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.
And I happen to think that busty babes are made for the water, I mean, they come with their own floatation devices. The minute they turn over on their backs, like Ashley Sage in the Nov. ’09 V-Mag, their floppers float up over the water. Do their fun bags keep these ladies buoyant? WHO CARES? I happen to think that they look pretty marvelous sticking up out of the water like that.
Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration
And not to mention that when you are in the pool, everything is lighter. Think about lifting a curvy girl on dry land and mounting her on your dick. As fun as it sounds, it is a labor of love. (And who wants to throw their back out while fucking? Hmm?) But you take that same curvy gal and lift her in a pool and she’s lightweight and maneuverable, all the better for your dick. Fucking in a pool takes water aerobics to a whole new level of fun.
That’s why I am an advocate of pool-time perkies. The models enjoy swimming around and, hell, I enjoy watching them do it. Don’t you? The same just can’t be said for beach shoots. Sure, the girls look hot rolling around on the sand, but have you ever tried to fuck in the sand? (Just the thought of sand up places where it ain’t supposed to be makes me cringe.) I say MORE poolside shoots in SCORELAND because WETTER is always BETTER.
On this day, October 13, Christy Marks celebrates her birthday. The world can keep its Paris Hiltons and its Lady Gagas. I’m good with Christy.
I remember the night I got the phone call at my desk. The date was Thursday, February 22, 2007. The call was from a guy I’d never talked to before. But he knew us. He was a SCORE reader. He said he could put us in touch with an 18-year-old girl with huge boobs who he thought was perfect for SCORE. We talked for a while, and I asked him to email me. The next day, I forwarded his email to the studio. The rest you know. Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn’t. This time, it worked.
Christy made the average teen look like an ironing board.
Since then, Christy has starred in 13 DVDs, 33 magazines, the website ChristyMarks.com and many pictorials and vids on SCORELAND. She was SCORE Newcomer of the Year, SCORE Model of the Year, Voluptuous Model of the Year and SCORELAND Model of the Decade. (She and Karina Hart pretty much dominated the world in 2008.) With a schedule like that, Christy just didn’t have the time to solve America’s economic and health care mess, but I think she could have if it was on her to-do list.
Christy’s not shy about sex or about talking about sex very candidly and realistically, which makes an interview with her fun and exciting. Like this sound-bite from 2009: “I like fucking and playing with myself at the same time. I don’t do it all the time because some guys get really self-conscious like, ‘Am I not doing my job right? This chick is playing with herself.’ And I have to be like, ‘Yeah, you’re doing it right, keep going!’ And I like to dirty talk during sex, too. That gets me hot. But I don’t talk a lot because most guys are not into that. Most guys are really traditional where I am from.”
One of the things that I love about SCORELAND is that on any given day, you can pretty much run amok all over the site and find a bunch of different things to do. I mean, there IS over 15 years of awesome content to look through. That’s a helluva lotta boobs, tits, slits, clits…well, you get the picture. You could spank for weeks. Hell, you could strangle your salami for MONTHS to all the busties there are to see in SCORELAND. But there is so much more on SCORELAND that isn’t JUST for your dick. (Because we care about your mind, too.) In fact, if you head to the SCORE Galleries section (like I did today) you will note that there are over 75 different galleries featuring all sorts of entertaining things for you to do!
For one thing, not a lot of people know that we have a bunch of fun downloads featuring your favorite naked models, but yes, we do. If you are a man who knows when to hold them and knows when to fold them, you can go to the SCORE CASINO to play SCORELAND Poker. You can go to the SCORE GAMES gallery and solve SCORE Puzzles, like this one of Sharday! You can play NAME THAT MODEL and the SCORE MEMORY GAME.
If you like games, but find yourself to be more of an observer and not a player, you can watch SCORE models compete mano-a-mano and tit-to-tit like Africa and Cassity in the Big Tit Challenge.
And if you are an intellectual and enjoy reading, you can read great articles, stories and see candids and bloopers in the FICTION, ARTICLES and HUMOR gallery. There are also tons of great interviews and even model chat archives featuring chats with models of yesteryear like Alyssa Alps. (And who doesn’t like Alyssa Alps, eh? Hubba, Hubba.)
All in all, there are hours of fun to be had in the SCORELAND Galleries. With the long winter months ahead of us (Well, actually ahead of you because here at SCORE Headquarters in Miami, the weather is always sunny with a chance of tits!), you could use a little something to help brighten the hours cramped up indoors, right?
And did I mention that all the articles and games in the galleries feature awesome shots of your favorite stacked models?
Just a few of the ways that SCORELAND makes sure that you get your dose of MANtertainment.
