Categories for New at Scoreland

Actual proof that the ability to suck dick and fuck well might be genetic

November 11, 2013 by Dave

I'm kinda wondering if everything Savana Ginger knows, she learned from her sister.

When I met Savana Ginger a few weeks ago, the first thing I said to her (after, “Hello”) was, “Are you really Havana Ginger’s sister?”

She laughed and said that she was, really, Havana’s sister. Then she showed me her areolae, which I had seen before but never up-close and in person. That’s really all the proof you need that Savana is Havana’s sister. Those areolae run in the family.

Havana and Savana are twin sisters (but not identical twins). And for the one-percent of you out there who have never heard of her, Havana is one of the raunchiest porn stars in the world.

Savana is the good girl. Havana has done a ton of porn. Savana has done a little.

Okay, I’m beating around the bush. This blows my mind. They’re twin sisters, and they’re both porn stars.

Can you imagine growing up in their neighborhood?

Can you imagine growing up in their house?

Can you imagine going to their high school (they grew up in Southern California)? Pole-dancing class must’ve been a bitch. I mean, how can a girl compete with Havana and Savana?

Savana makes her SCORELAND debut today. On a pole. Two poles, actually. A stripper’s pole and a man’s meat pole.

For years, scientists have been trying to figure out which traits are genetic and which are not. I think we might be on to something here.

First, Elle Flynn is going to show you her tits. And then…

November 10, 2013 by Dave

Elle Flynn, a horny DDD-cup natural from Virginia (she’s now living in Utah), makes her SCORELAND debut today. Elle, who had never before modeled (except for former boyfriends, who should be kicking themselves for losing her), puts on a bra show and has fun with her rack and pussy. Elle is 5’5″, weighs 148 pounds and is a movie buff who also loves cartoons such as Futurama.

She also loves to fuck.

“A friend and I fucked on top of the Boulevard Mall in Las Vegas until security interrupted us,” Elle said. “I think they were watching for a while.”

Elle not only has a great body…she’s also a great cock sucker.

I know this for a fact.

The question is: How do I know?

 

How SCORE changed Sheridan Love’s life

November 8, 2013 by Elliot James

SCORE: How has being in SCORE changed your life?

Sheridan Love: I get to come to Miami more often and see all the awesome people here. And people all around the world get to see my awesome boobies.

That’ll work!

Dave once said that Sheridan reminds him of the classic SCORE Girls of the ’90s. And that’s a good thing.

I look at Sheridan as a kind of neo-Classic SCORE Girl. And her happy-go-lucky personality reminds me of Vixen LaMoore, Morgan Leigh and Angel Gee. They saw, they conquered, they came.

See Sheridan tomorrow at SCORELAND.

Sheridan has big boobs and a foxy booty.

 

Them thar hills of Rockell, saloon gal of the wild wild west at SCORELAND

November 4, 2013 by Elliot James

If Rockell lived back in the wild west of the late 1800s, as tomorrow’s fantasy video and pictorial brings to life, there would have been no Klondike Gold Rush. There would have been a Rockell Big-Boob Rush.

It’s no stretch of the imagination to picture Rockell as a dance hall fantasy girl, time-tripping back to 1876 Deadwood, South Dakota. Except there would be no dead wood with Rockell around. Not with her beautiful face, gorgeous body and big boobs.

Rockell gets ready for sexy time.

Big-Boob Finishing School: Eden Mor and Michelle Bond bump, grind and twerk

October 30, 2013 by Elliot James

Big Boob Finishing School headmistress Michelle Bond believes that pleasing men requires a great deal of study and training.

The British self-help guru, author and teacher includes lap dance instruction in her manual, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.”

But manuals can’t take the place of real practice.

Today at SCORELAND, Michelle is going to train Israeli sweater stretcher Eden Mor in the art of lap dancing.

“Perhaps you are wondering why you are dressed the way you are,” Michelle asks Eden. “You are dressed the way you are because all men love strippers, and nothing turns a man on more than having his girlfriend or wife dance for him.”

The training begins in today’s chapter, “The Art of the Lap Dance.” Plus a behind-the-scenes video with extras and bloopers.

Big-Boob Finishing School: The Art Of The Lap Dance

How does Joana’s big boob garden grow? Visit SCORELAND and see.

October 27, 2013 by Elliot James

It's a beautiful day when Joana goes fruit picking.

Joana has some tending to do in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND. She loves the outdoors.

Mr. P.B. recently wrote V-mag about Joana and only about Joana.

“This beautiful and busty woman truly is like a fine wine. She only gets better with time. She has to be a prime contender for the Model of the Year contest. If it were up to me, I would not even have a vote and hand the award to Joana outright. I haven’t been fortunate enough to travel out of out of the country yet, but when I do, I plan on visiting Romania. I may be wrong about this, but it seems like the best and bustiest ladies in the world are from there.”

If Joana had been born a couple of generations ago, she would have been a hippie flower child.

Joana was the covergirl for October '13 Voluptuous.

How does Joana’s garden grow? If Joana’s world-famous big boobs are a sign, then her garden does grow very nicely.

New SCORE Girl Jessica Roberts gets rubbed the right way

October 25, 2013 by Elliot James

Jessica Roberts needs a good, relaxing massage. Dressed in denim cut-offs and a tight, orange top with a front zipper, the same kind of outfit she distracts the Chicago White Sox with when they play home games, Jessica heads out for a rubbing. That’s why today’s SCORELAND pictorial and video is called “Rub Her Right, Then Pound Her.”

There’s a masseur with magic hands, and while she’s spending some quality time at his massage spa for ladies only. She always takes advantage of the specials, such as Stiffy Saturday and Friction Friday.

David writes, “Now this is my idea of the perfect SCORE Girl. She’s sweet, pleasant, very attractive, speaks well, and is bright. She comes in and she just matter-of-factly fucks. Just the way a SCORE  Girl should be.”

Tight is right for Jessica Roberts.

Rubbing off at SCORE’s Big Boob Finishing School

October 23, 2013 by Elliot James

In today’s SCORELAND episode of Big Boob Finishing School, Headmistress Michelle Bond, the author of “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men,” requests a volunteer to demonstrate what a girl should do when her man comes home from work beat-up and stressed. Valory Irene volunteers! One of those things she does is a nice, soothing massage to rub out the problems and stresses of the day.  Click here to see the trailer. And see what happens after-hours. Click here.

Valory gets rubbed down in Big Boob Finishing School.

The magic words today at SCORELAND are “Noelle Easton.” Say the magic words.

October 21, 2013 by Elliot James

A mere 18 years old at the time of this filming, Noelle Easton is already a sex star.

Girls today! I tell ya, it’s another sexual revolution. Many of them jump on the pole as quickly as possible.

The first pole Noelle actually jumped on was a steel stripper’s pole. Noelle danced in a topless club for six months before she decided to go all-in and bonk on-camera.

She’s not only a male teacher’s fuck fantasy. She’s every guy’s fuck fantasy.