Categories for New at Scoreland

Tomorrow at SCORELAND: New discovery time!

October 7, 2013 by Elliot James

Vicky Soleil brings the sun wherever she goes. Her boobs will blind ya.

Vicky used to be a secretary. Then she realized that she was meant to do better things. Such as share her assets at SCORELAND.

A worthy goal and one that more girls as stacked as Vicky should think about by contacting SCOREModelsWanted.com.

See Vicky tomorrow and appreciate that her goal has been achieved.

 

The game is called, “Can You Top This?” I don’t think you can.

October 6, 2013 by Dave

Newcomer Patty Michova returned to SCORELAND Friday. She’s fucking again, no surprise. But the question is, does she out-do what she did in her first SCORELAND boy-girl?

I’m talking about this.

You know, I’ve been at SCORE for 12 years and was a magazine and SCORELAND subscriber for a long time before that. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photo like this one.

I mean, the girl’s 1.) upside-down; 2.) suspending herself on the pole; and 3.) sucking cock. Never seen anything like it. Might never see anything like it again.

I’ve seen Cassitty no-hands self-sucking both tits while bouncing up and down on a cock.

I’ve seen Krystal Swift take two cocks in her pussy at the same time.

But this? Never.

SCORELAND and XLGirls.com members, you have the entire websites as your, shall we say, deck of cards. I’m going all-in with this photo of Patty. Call my bet with a better photo or call. Make sure you include the link.

 

Bex Shiner lands at SCORELAND’s big boob house

October 4, 2013 by Elliot James

The world loves busty Brits.

Busty Brits bounce off the walls at SCORELAND. Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Dawn Phoenix, Lorna Morgan, Chaz, Kerry Marie, Denise Davies, Kelly Kay, Kirstyn Halborg, Kellie Garnett, Susie Wilden, Laura Bailey, Miss Emma, Jessica Turner, Emily Cartwright, Michelle Bond, Lisa Marie Greener…the list goes on.

In recent years, Terri Jane, Dors Feline, Karla James, Dolly Delight, Beti Phellasio, Charley Green and Leanne Crow have filled the cups.

A few weeks ago, you met Lily Madison. Now here’s Bex Shiner, a former Big Brother contestant who became a huge tabloid celebrity. Big Brother housemates can go topless on TV unlike repressed American Big Brother residents.

(Pop quiz: Name the SCORE Girl who lived in the Big Brother house in both Germany and the Philippines.)

When we met Bex, her British ways made instant fans of us. She’s funny, energetic and upbeat. And she has big baps.

“I was flat-chested until I turned 18 years old, and then I became the biggest-chested of my friends,” Bex said.

Better late than never, Bex, and that includes visiting the Colonies.

Bex’s first photo set and a meet-n-greet video tomorrow kick off her arrival in the USA.

Crikey! The Brits have invaded the Colonies again!

Bex, bra and baps. Rule, Britannia.

Back today at SCORELAND: Cameron Skye. Tomorrow: Patty & the Painter

October 3, 2013 by Elliot James

I just read that the last porn theater in Baltimore, Maryland, the Apex theater, closed after 40 years of running porn movies. That’s sad as the grindhouse theater experience of watching porn is something that should be tried at least once. Sure, things are easy now and taken for granted. No longer do you have to travel to a cavernous theater smelling of disinfectant, pay at the box office and be careful in choosing your seat amongst a smattering of strangers while giant images of copulating couples flash on the screen and their moans echo through giant speakers.

Now you can simply sit in your boxers at your computer (at home and hopefully not at work, unless you’re the owner) and the world of tits, ass and sex comes to you, no fuss, no muss. The clock for the demise of the porn theaters began to run down in the late ’70s when Sony’s BetaMax tapes were released. And who were the first to put their movies on tape? Not the big studios, afraid of losing box office revenue. It was the pornographers, pioneers like Arthur Morowitz who founded the now-defunct Video Shack chain of retail stores in Manhattan, itself a victim of newer technology, the internet.

I bring up this piece of adult movie history because tomorrow’s SCORELAND scene “Patty & the Painter” starring sexy slim & stacked newcomer Patty Michova is straight out of an old-school ’70s porn smoker as Patty decides to paint her house and goes over color schemes with the horny house painter. It could have been the plumber, the TV repairman, the gardener or the delivery guy. (Lisa Lipps popped a painter in 2002.) Sometimes the old ways are the best.

Estimated time of job completion: never. The only deposit Patty will be getting back will be…well, you know how that goes. Roll the clip!

"Helping big-boobed ladies choose paint colors gets me hard."

News flash: Fans of Cameron Skye can welcome this pretty blonde back to SCORELAND today in a fresh pictorial and video. Welcome back, Cameron! Click here for a preview!

Bounce, Sheridan, bounce!

October 1, 2013 by Dave

Sheridan Love returns to SCORELAND today.

Today is Sheridan Love Day at SCORELAND. That is a very good thing.

In addition to new photos and a video of Sheridan with her bigger tits, bigger ass (but still-hourglass figure), there’s a bonus video in which Sheridan bounces her H-cup tits (yep, H-cups, up a cup size from the last time we saw her) and big ass all over the place. Guys, this girl knows how to bounce.

As of 2:49 p.m. Eastern time, Sheridan had 27,441 followers at Twitter. Approximately 27,408 of them want to get into her pants. All of them want to see her naked. Today (and any day), the place to see that is at SCORELAND.

More tits, more ass, more to love. Enjoy Sheridan and click this link for a preview.

Starts Wednesday at SCORELAND: Big Boob Finishing School

September 30, 2013 by Elliot James

 

Students assemble at Big Boob Finishing School in Portugal.

First time at SCORELAND…When Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor receive an invitation in the mail from the headmistress of the Big Boob Finishing School, Michelle Bond, they are intrigued.

They travel to Michelle’s historic villa to learn her secrets about attracting and holding on to a guy. A spectacular cast of international hotties star in this SCORE feature film shot completely on-location in scenic Portugal.

If you loved On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa Del Sol and other SCORE feature movies, you’ll love Big Boob Finishing School.

Lesson #1: How to dress for sex-cess.

Lily Madison becomes a citizen of SCORELAND tomorrow

September 25, 2013 by Elliot James

Only 22-years-old, Lily Madison knows that the UK is the land of naturally big-boobed girls. And she is one of them.

“People kept telling me to apply to SCORE so I finally decided to try it and now here I am,” Lily says.

This is Lily’s first time showing her spectacular tan-lined tits for any magazine or website. Lily’s boobs measure 34G. She has very large areolae that she measures on-camera and their diameter comes to five inches. That’s big.

Lily crushed a soda can between her cans on-camera. Dave saved it for posterity.

After she got home, Lily sent the staff a vegan cake as a gift. Now that’s British hospitality.

Roll the video.

And happy birthday, Rockell, born September 25.

Today is Rockell's birthday. Give thanks!

 

Starts tomorrow: Valentina Monroe’s first video at SCORELAND

September 23, 2013 by Elliot James

You really don't want to miss Valentina's video and second photo set.

Valentina Monroe once modeled bikinis for catalogs. It took the New Yorker some time to decide to try posing at SCORELAND. She was worth the wait. Her body is killer, her tan-lined boobs are awesome and she took to modeling easily.

Valentina’s personality (not her body) remind me of Colt 45. Sharp, confident, even-keeled, knows where she’s going. There is a sexual vibe about her that is completely natural and effortless.

Tomorrow, we have Valentina’s second pictorial plus a matching video, her first.

Hopefully we’ll see her again back in the studio. I’d hate to think this would be it when she’s just getting warmed up!

Valentina makes a double-debut in the January ’14 issues of SCORE and Voluptuous, still a rare event. The opening of her Voluptuous layout had a spot-on observation. “First-timer Valentina is the embodiment of everything we love about mature women.”

Valentina just celebrated her birthday this past Saturday (September 21), but you can see her in her birthday suit again tomorrow. Watch the free trailer from Valentina’s video.

Get yer motor running with Scarlet LaVey at SCORELAND

September 20, 2013 by Elliot James

 

Scarlet LaVey: Biker Chick.

I can easily see the photos from tomorrow’s Scarlet LaVey pictorial at SCORELAND pinned-up on the walls of every bike shop in the USA and beyond.

Riding off to hot adventures with a crotch rocket firing between her legs? Scarlet looks game for that.

If you haven’t seen it, check out Scarlet’s special confessional video, “Tattoo Exploration.”

What’s behind her love of tats and what draws her into the world of illustrated people? What body parts does Scarlet say she’ll never tattoo? These questions and many more are answered.