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Hair ye, hair ye!

May 14, 2013 by Elliot James

Someone whose follicle forest had caused an unusually dense growth of commentary is back to either tickle your fancy or make your hair stand on end. The reaction ranged from adoration to wigging out. There was no middle ground. And it was all about bush. Bush gets all the blame.

Vanessa started a ruckus the first time she appeared at SCORELAND. She didn’t muff that debut. Now she’s back. Leave it to beaver.

In this time of baldies that have been shaved, waxed, creamed, No-no’ed or depilated in some way, a bearded clam really makes a hairum-scarum impression. Ironically, there were lots of girls like Vanessa in ’70s and ’80s men’s mags. Today, you can’t see the forest for the trees.

Starts tomorrow! Hairs lookin’ at you, Vanessa.

You did ask for a part in the middle.

 

Today at SCORELAND…

May 11, 2013 by Dave

This photo of Sha Rizel actually made me gasp when I saw it. Gasp, as in it made me lose my breath. I’m better now, but are you kidding me? Is it really possible for a girl to be this hot?

 

The girl with the bikini bod

May 5, 2013 by Elliot James

Today is the third pictorial of Estelle Taylor, December ’12 SCORE covergirl. A matching video follows on Monday.

If any girl has the bod for a bikini, it’s Estelle. Bikini designers could use her figure as a template.

We were talking about Estelle at lunch last week. She has the slender yet shapely body and beautiful face that you see in Miss Universe-style beauty contests.

“Estelle Taylor’s first layout, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve looked at that layout,” ED wrote “Scorecard.”

Now he has a new one to look at multiple times.

Estelle Taylor is back today and tomorrow.

 

Scarlet LaVey…homemaker?

April 23, 2013 by Elliot James

“When guys stare at my boobs or say something to me about them, I actually like to pretend sometimes that I am pissed off about it, but it is all part of the act,” says Scarlet LaVey. “I love it. Yeah, guys are crazy when it comes to boobs. One time I was walking down the street and I was approaching a group of guys and they screamed out, ‘Oh, my god! Those are real!’ really loudly. I was like, ‘Yeah they are!'”

I, myself, want to see Scarlet LaVey walking down the street. In fact, walking anywhere. I’m a freak for busty girls just walking. And I would never yell anything at her.

Tomorrow’s pictorial at SCORELAND is a study in contrasts. Would Scarlet dress like Suzy Homemaker and bake cookies and cakes for a boyfriend? We’ll have to remember to ask the next time she visits our citadel of cleavage.

How'd you like to come home to Scarlet and her fresh baked goods?

Top-rated SCORE Girls and how we look at them

April 22, 2013 by Elliot James

1. Siri

2. Christy Marks

3. Sha Rizel

4. Katarina Dubrova

5. Sensual Jane

6. Angela White

7. Lana Ivans

8. Anna Song

9. Merilyn Sakova

10. Chloe Vevrier

As of today, these 10 models are the top-rated models at SCORELAND. The Model Directory page lists the 50 top-rated modelss. Members click on a star to rate the model or to rate a specific photo set or video. The ratings can change on a daily basis.

This list is interesting because Chloe, Merilyn, Anna and Sensual Jane haven’t modeled for SCORE in a long time yet they’re right up there. It proves that perennial favorites don’t lose their power. (From what I’m told, one of them will be back at SCORELAND soon.)

It’s no surprise to see Siri, Sha, Angela or Christy. It’s a surprise not to see Venera, Leanne Crow or Karina Hart. Where’s Hitomi?

And now for something completely different.

A poll asking “What do you log-in to SCORELAND with?” yielded no significant changes since April of 2011.

48%  use desktops.

33%  use their laptops.

8% use tablet computers.

11% use their phones.

There was an 8% drop in desktop use over the last two years. That could be linked to less desktops being sold in the big-box stores. Me, I remain old-school and I’m perfectly happy with my desktop. I had to replace a Dell and I was surprised at the dismal selection at H.H. Gregg, even though I know what the hardware manufacturers’ ultimate aim is.

Yet tablet and phone usage haven’t skyrocketed. I believe the reason is not being able to download and save videos and photo files on a hard drive like you can with a laptop or desktop. These devices have no ports, so you can’t even stick in a 50 GB flash drive and save a video to that. You also can’t play a DVD.

The day I watch a Valory Irene video on my 3.5 inch phone screen is the day I start wearing a hoodie, get a tattoo on my neck and start skateboarding to the office.

Valory Irene today at SCORELAND.

Krystal Swift is The Hair Salon Hottie

April 19, 2013 by Elliot James

Now here’s someone Dave and I made a special request for. It’s been close to a year since her first sets and videos at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.

My worry was that Krystal Swift would do hot modeling for a short time and then move on to something else. Vanish. Take off. Get a full-time job. Join the Czech Army. Get married. Meet a boyfriend who’d pull a hissy fit about her pornicating. Something like that.

Happily, Krystal didn’t…yet. So she was available when the call went out. I had my fingers crossed on this one.

Krystal Swift is one of those girls who winds up getting a lot of mail. Some of it was the simple “Bring her back” one-liner. Some feedback was more elaborate.

A few comments from the past year:

E.D.: “I never guessed she was a Czech girl. She doesn’t really have that look. She looks like she could just as easily be a Southern girl, maybe Tennessee. Her beautiful face… she looks a lot like a much younger co-worker who I’ve very deviantly imagined giving a cum bath to… slapping her face with my dick.”

T.P.: “Krystal Swift has such great eye contact. It’s going to be tough for anyone to gaze into her eyes with those F-cups in the way.”

M.S.: “If I were you people, I’d take her to an island for a week and come back with a suitcase full of photos.”

So now here’s the wonderful, fun-derful Krystal Swift finally back at SCOREVideos.com as The Hair Salon Hottie, and there’s more on the way to SCORELAND. When you join SCOREVideos.com, you also get access to SCOREHD.com, so sign on today.

 

These boots are made for gawking: Janne Hollan’s kinky boots.

April 6, 2013 by Elliot James

Janne's kinky boots.

Look at those classic lines. The contours and curves that won’t end. That chassis. Those state-of-the-art bumpers. Those huge headlights. Who would not want to take chesty blonde Janne Hollan out for a test drive in the country?

The super-voluptuous covergirl of the October ’12 V-mag is a customer service rep for a car company in Prague. Yes, a part-time model with a full-time job. I love that.

Nicole's kinky boots.

I would bet a bunch of Euros that Miss Hollan can sell any car she wants to any customer she approaches. Who would have the will power to say no? Just sign.

Janne, her lush, creamy body and her kinky black boots are at SCORELAND today.

We don’t shoot many pictorials of models wearing boots like this. It reminds me of a lengthy letter a reader sent in once about Nicole Peters. He loved seeing the girls in thigh-high boots and raved about a shot of Nicole in long, black boots.

 

 

Meet Beti Phellasio. She’ll stick to you

April 5, 2013 by Elliot James

Beti Phellasio is now at XLGirls.com

Meet Beti Phellasio, a babelicious babe with 38G-cups, now oiling up her tits and sucking and fucking at XLGirls.com. A knock-out newcomer. I knows ’em when I sees ’em.

Born and raised in London, the brunette stunner with a girl-next-door look is an artist and only recently started hot modeling. I sure was happy to have her aboard.

Beti watches hockey, goes to clubs and concerts and likes to dance. I’d like to see a video of her dancing and shaking those massive ya-yas!

She listed “deep-throating” as one of her talents, and she proved it in her first scene. It’s a bed-buster, wet, steamy, sticky and sweaty. There’s a solo pictorial, too.

Beti has wide areolae and pointy, dark nips. Dave blogged a couple of days ago about creamy-skinned girls with visible veins, such as Renee Ross and Nicole Peters. Beti has them, too.

Among those who had enough strength left in their arms to issue a statement in the comments section was Josh98qw8, who wrote, “Yes!! She will be a smash hit! Pretty pretty face. Giant tits.”

Agreed!

Beti debuts in the September ’13 XL Girls magazine (SP 253), on-sale July 23rd.

Black eye, anyone?