Categories for Newcomers
March 24, 2013 by Dave
The current SCORE DVD catalog, graced by Felicia Clover.
K.S. of Yorkshire, England writes, “During an idle moment at work the other day, I was flicking through my newly-received SCORE DVD catalog (hey, it’s that kind of workplace), the one with Felicia Clover on the cover. Two of my male colleagues were present, so I invited them to check it out. Amazingly, without even turning a page, one of them denounced Felicia as ugly while the other (to whom I’d handed the book) tossed it back to me and wiped his hands down the front of his pants (as if they’d been contaminated), sneering, ‘You don’t know where she’s been.’
“I was both affronted at their trashing of my taste in women and gobsmacked that there are actually men in this world who would wrinkle their noses at a goddess like Felicia Clover (although I outwardly displayed neither emotion). I actually feel sorry for guys like that who feel that they can only admit to liking supermodels amongst their peers for fear of being laughed at. Oh, well, guess that’s two you can safely scrub off your ‘future subscriber’ list.”
Thanks for writing, K.S., and I like the story, but I kind of wish you had put those two guys in their place. I will guarantee that if Felicia Clover walked up to those guys, their tongues would drop out of their mouths. They’d have instant boners and would be standing there trying to figure out what to do with them. And if Felicia bent over and said, “You can put that right here, honey,” neither would have hesitated.
It is sad but true: Some men either 1.) Allow society to dictate what they like; or 2.) Refuse to admit what they like (big boobs) for fear of being made fun of. But made fun of for what reason? “I like big tits and a nice, round ass” is something to be ashamed of? I don’t think so.
I am proud to admit that I watch the TV show Fashion Star. I do not, however, watch Fashion Star to see the skinny models. I watch the show because one of the judges is Jessica Simpson, and she has big, full tits, and she almost always dresses to show them off.
So, I ask you: If Jessica Simpson can be proud of her body on a show filled with skinny super-models, why can’t any V-Girl be proud of her body? And, it goes to follow, why can’t any V-Man be proud that he loves V-Girls?
K.S.’s story…has that ever happened to you?
March 23, 2013 by Elliot James
Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.
Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.
Our rating? A+.
Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.
Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist. 
A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.
“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”
Our answer was: How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”
The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.
While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.
Julia Juggs
Inesse
Arianna Sinn
March 22, 2013 by Elliot James
Stacie Starr: plenty of tits.
Here’s the situation: You’re about to leave a men’s room stall when Stacie Starr (or someone with impressive tits like hers) bursts in.
You’ve never seen her before in your life.
“Is anyone in there?” Stacie asks, knocking on the door of the stall. “I wanted to suck some cock! Can you help me out with that?”
That’s what happens in the opener of Stacie’s video from MILFtugs.com.
What do you do?
I know this is difficult to visualize so click here for the trailer.
What do you do? Do you thank her and leave? Or do you let her suck your cock and eat your jizz? Right there. Right now.
Stacie has great, big tits and a very fuckable body. I was extremely impressed with her blow job, jerk job and titty-fucking talents as well as her dirty mouth.
If Stacie’s not a phone sex operator in her spare time, she should be. She says filthy things I never heard before.
So what would you do?
Go? Or come and go?
March 21, 2013 by Dave
The game can wait, buddy.
Scarlet LaVey is sitting on the couch with her SCORELAND boyfriend. She’s reading a book called Porn Star Secrets of Sex, although I think she already knows. The way to be a goddess is to sit on a couch with your legs spread and your tits popping out all over the place. He’s watching TV, although he’s quickly distracted by what Scarlet is doing with herself. He’s trying to watch the playoffs (maybe March Madness, which started today), but he gives up quickly.
“Babe, it’s the playoffs, but you’re better,” he says to Scarlet.
And away they go!
I’m guessing that something like this has happened to many of you (although probably not with a girl like Scarlet): You’re trying to watch a game, and your girlfriend distracts you. This happened to me many, many moons ago, and you know what’s funny? The thing I remember most is that when the distraction started and I turned off the TV, my team (the New York Rangers) were losing, and when we were done (no wise remarks about it being a minute later), they were winning. I actually tried to convince my girlfriend that having sex during a Rangers game was good luck.
I’m figuring that if the girl is as hot as Scarlet, I’m turning off the game even if it’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals or the NCAA Finals, even if my team is playing, even if they’re winning. My sliding scale goes like this:
DD-cups or larger: Will turn off any sporting event.
C-cups: Will probably turn the sound down and keep an eye on the game.
B-cups: Will turn off a regular-season game but not an important one.
A-cups: Might turn off a pre-season game or might just keep the TV on and keep an eye on the game.
“Scarlet LaVey: Sports Or Big Tits” goes live today at SCORELAND.
March 19, 2013 by Elliot James
Her butt cheeks are ass cleavage and her tits are works of art. Melissa Reed is one of the quietest models to ever enter this citadel of cleavage. “I like modeling,” says Melissa, girl of few words and many curves.
Wearing Daisy Dukes or what's left of them.
Subject of my next book, "Profiles In Cleavage."
Happy Birthday to Crystal Gunns born March 20th.
March 13, 2013 by Elliot James
Today’s current generation of Czech sex stars can thank Eastern Euro-legend Zuzanna for paving the way. I like to give credit to the pioneers.
Sirale is one of those newcomers.
Sirale is a pouty-faced Czech babe who wanted to model for SCORE after seeing TSG magazines at a photographer’s studio in Prague a few weeks ago.
She debuted at SCOREVideos on March 1 and now SCORELAND gets a chance to have her bounce those tits and work the fuckin’ pole.
Sirale gets her kicks at nude beaches and by watching figure skating. She says she’s sexually submissive. She wants the guy to take the lead at all times and doesn’t understand guys who want the woman to pursue and seduce them.
See Sirale and her pole dance Thursday at SCORELAND.
Sirale holds onto the pole with everything she's got.
March 9, 2013 by Dave
Prepare to fall in love…
The bad news is that our week with newcomer Sha Rizel at SCORELAND has come to an end: five days of photos and videos of the stunningly beautiful newcomer with the 22-inch waist and F-cup naturals. I can’t remember the last time I spent so much time staring at a model’s eyes. I even know what color they are. Blue. Although, in all honesty, I have a clearer mental picture of her tits and waist. And her pussy. The girl has a very nice pussy. It looks like it hasn’t been fucked a lot. It’s clean and pristine.
The good news is that if you missed our week with Sha Rizel, all of the photos and videos are still archived in the members area. So, you can go there now and experience the same thrills and hard-ons that so many SCORELAND members have already experienced.
“One word: PERFECTION!!!!” said Eric83.
“Absolutely in the league of the likes of Merilyn, Venera, Hitomi, etc. She is a worthy addition to the pantheon of slim and stacked Goddesses!” said Bradley4.
“What an unbelievable beauty! Angelic face and absolutely perfect body! She is one of the greatest modeling discoveries ever,” said Heywood, who has probably had lots of wood this week.
“She is an angel,” said Timmy. A busty angel with a spanking-clean pussy. Here are some outtakes from our week with Sha.
March 7, 2013 by Elliot James
A friend told Jessi Rhodes about SCORE magazine and she checked us out, then sent a few at-home snaps to ScoreModelsWanted.com.
Jessi’s friend is now our friend, too.
Jessi likes to go target shooting and play softball and soccer. From her photos, she looks athletic. She’s a New York Yankees fan, which is kinda surprising since she lives in North Carolina.
Jessi strips down to her birthday suit in our warehouse workshop for her SCORELAND intro. She toys it, too. That’s what our workshop is for.
See her in “New Discovery.”
Meet Jessi, brand spankin' new at SCORELAND.
March 5, 2013 by Dave
Monica Keyes debuts at SCORELAND today with her torpedo tits.
The first time I saw newcomer Monica Keyes, who debuts today at SCORELAND, I said to Elliot, “She reminds me of Toi.” Toi was a great model from the mid-’90s.
Then I saw Monica’s tits and said, “Now she really reminds me of Toi!”
Two words: TORPEDO TITS. You don’t see them often, but when you do, they’re memorable.
Until Monica came along, I thought Toi had the best torpedo tits ever.
March 2, 2013 by Elliot James
In addition to our regular schedule, SCORELAND will be also featuring a week of Sha Rizel pictorials and videos.
Five days of Sha Rizel, the newest slim and stacked beauty to hit the big-bust scene.
It all starts Monday.
Be here!
Five days of Sha.
