Categories for Newcomers
December 9, 2023 by Dave
Meet Thayana. Meat Thayana.
So, we’re working on the new issue of Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine right now, and one of the girls who’s going to be in the issue debuts this weekend at XLGirls.com by sucking cock and fucking. To me, she’s the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy. Her name is Thayana, she’s from Colombia, she’s only 21 years old and she has braces.
She also has big, natural tits, a round, fuckable bottom and insane curves. As you can tell by this photo.
According to something I just read, “Waist-to-hip ratio is nearly the same for both boys and girls until puberty, when estrogen causes a girl’s hips to widen as stores of fat accumulate on her hips and thighs. Wider hips are an indicator of fertility, which is why men have historically preferred women with pronounced back-to-buttock curves. Also, studies have found that women with hourglass figures tend to be more fertile.”
Honestly, the fertility factor never pops into my head when I see a girl like Thayana. What I think is, “I want to fuck her.” And if that gets her pregnant, well, so be it. But it’s not my goal.
Thayana calls herself Thayana Baby. I call her Curvy ‘n’ Fuckable.
BTW, the big shoot that we’ve been waiting for? It still hasn’t happened. Maybe it’ll happen this weekend, but I’m not holding my breath. And, yes, I’m very disappointed.
December 2, 2023 by Dave
I was going to play “Guess Whose Tits” today, and this is the photo I was going to use of Safira Yakkuza.
But instead, when looking at her new photos and video that went live Thursday at SCORELAND, I was taken by how incredibly little and thin she is. This is the photo that did it for me.
Safira is tiny. She’s 5’2″ and weighs only 108 pounds. That’s nothing. And she has those huge tits. And she takes giant cocks in her mouth, pussy and ass. I’m sure guys hold doors for her all the time, not only to look down her blouse but also because she has that “take care of me” look. I’m a big fan of Safira. Also, she’s a Spanish girl, and when I was in Spain recently, it occurred to me that the people of Spain might be the most-beautiful in the world. I had no idea.
Which reminds me. A long time ago, I was in a shopping mall in Fort Lauderdale when I saw a girl who as very busty and had a thin waist. I held the door for her for much longer than I would have for just about anyone else, asked her if she had ever modeled and gave her my TSG business card. Well, wouldn’t you know it, a few days later, I got a call from the girl. She was obviously interested. But then…tragedy. A bolt of lightning shook the building, and I lost the phone call. I didn’t have her number, and she never called back. Because it was on a business phone that went through an operator, there was no caller ID. I still curse that lightning crash.
And on another subject, here are two photos that are remarkably similar and, in my opinion, exemplify one of the all-time great poses in big boob photography: tits hanging down, ass and pussy in the air and on full display. It’s like the girls are saying, “Take your pick. Fuck whatever you wish.” Does it get any better than Cathy Patrick (from 1992, on the left) and Christy Marks (from 2007, on the right)?
November 30, 2023 by Elliot James
Meet your latest addiction, Lizzie Bakery.
Lizzie returns to XLGirls today, and not a moment too soon.
Lizzie was a recommendation, and when we saw her photos, the race was on to get her scenes shot and posted as soon as possible.
Lizzie Bakery has great buns.
November 23, 2023 by Dave
Lauren Hill and her bounty of goodness.
Lauren Hill and her acres of cleavage return to XLGirls.com today. I’m thankful for that. This short ‘n’ stacked Latina is thankful that she has the kind of tits that make big-boob lovers go crazy. Can you give Lauren’s breasts some guy gravy? She’d give thanks for that, too.
Regarding the secret about the girl who may or may not do boy-girl this weekend…I could tell you, but please, not yet. First, we’ve always had a practice at The SCORE Group of not announcing shoots until they happen. Second, I believe in jinxes and I don’t want to jinx this one.
I will say that some of your guesses have been very good. I’m not saying they’re correct. I’m just saying they’re good.
Friday is Black Friday. It will be Cock Friday for our mystery girl.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 18, 2023 by Dave
Charlotte Queen is dressed to go out.
Please forgive me for posting this photo of Charlotte Queen, who returns to SCORELAND this weekend, with her clothes on, but I think it deserves closer examination.
First, the dress is obviously meant to show off her big, natural tits, and that is does. There’s plenty of cleavage.
But then…that dress is so short. So, so short. It’s barely covering her pussy. If she bent over in public, there’d be serious accidents.
Of course, the shortness of the dress helps show off her long legs.
Which, of course, look even longer because she’s wearing very high heels.
And no stockings, so she has something on offer for feet lovers, too.
If you were out and saw a girl like Charlotte dressed like this, you’d seal the vision in your brain, run home and jerk off.
And that’s without Charlotte taking her clothes off. Of course, she does take her clothes off to reveal those beautiful tits and fuck her pussy with a toy.
Life doesn’t get much better than that.
Oh, by the way, there’s a HUGE shoot in the works that I think might actually happen. It’s supposed to happen next weekend. I still don’t believe it’s going to happen, but the closer we get to the date, the more likely it is to happen.
I’ll keep you posted.
November 17, 2023 by Elliot James
Lizzie is that special kind of girl who leaves ’em wanting more. I’m sure the key word in the comments today about Lizzie will be “more.”
Can you guess what Lizzie’s superpower is?
November 11, 2023 by Dave
Fuck shoes, a butt plug and the willingness to do anything make Safira my kind of girl.
Elliot, ever the poet, calls Safira Yakkuza‘s new scene at SCORELAND “Deep in Safira Yakkuza’s Ass.” For me, at least, one of the highlights of this scene starts at 20:10. The dude has had his cock deep in Safira’s ass for a long time. He withdraws, and Safira decides to engage in some ass-to-mouth action. She licks his shaft. She tongues his balls. And then Safira goes down lower and tosses his salad, to which the guy responds by lifting his legs so Safira can get in there deeper. Elliot writes, “That makes her hotter to get more cock in her pussy and butthole. She sits on top of Steve and gets fucked in both holes. He pumps her ass first then sticks his dick that’s fresh out of her ass right into her pussy.”
Safira told us, “I love anal. I love having fingers put in my ass. I do it to myself also. I love to stick my tongue in a guy’s ass and lick it up and down. When I give a blow job, I like to suck and lick the balls too. Give it a nice tongue bath. I like to swallow cum. ”
Safira is only 5’2″. She looks so sweet, innocent and little (other than her huge tits). And then she does that. I am not complaining.
October 21, 2023 by Dave
Yep, that’s a bikini Charlotte is wearing.
What is newcomer Charlotte Queen wearing in this photo? Is it a dress? Is it a bikini dress? Well, it turns out that Charlotte is wearing a bikini and a skirt, and you’ll be happy to know that it all comes off and Charlotte, 100% naked, fucks herself with a dildo today at SCORELAND.
And about that bikini…I just returned from a trip to Spain and Italy, Sicily in particular. And there I was, touring Villa Romana del Casale, a villa in the middle of Sicily that dates back to the 4th Century and is famous for its mosaic titles, when I saw this:
Well, I don’t have to tell you how gobsmacked I was. These girls from the 4th Century, maybe earlier, are wearing bikinis, while I’d thought for forever the bikini wasn’t invented until 1946. But here’s proof that the bikini is over 1,700 years old. And one other thing: It looks like beach volleyball was invented 1,700 years ago, too!
And another thing: Elliot’s blog Thursday about Kim Beltran, in which he says he was surprised Kim did hardcore. I gotta tell ya, I was really surprised that Elliot was surprised. I thought from the first time I saw her that one day, and perhaps very soon, we’d see Kim sucking and fucking.
So, to summarize:
Bikinis invented in the 4th Century: Shocked.
Kim Beltran doing hardcore: Not shocked.
By the way…Spain…particularly Barcelona. How come I never knew that it’s one of the big-tit capitals of the world? Slim, stacked women all over the city are walking around in tiny, midriff-revealing tops and no bras. I strongly suggest Spain for your next vacation.
October 13, 2023 by Dave
Safira gets the cock ready.
Spanish hottie Safira Yakkuza debuted at SCORELAND last month, and it was very nice. This very thin, very stacked Spanish chick is a real hottie with a body that’s worth more than a few jacks.
But when it comes to Safira, hardcore is what she’s all about. This girl is one of the boldest, sleaziest porn performers I’ve ever seen, and today at SCORELAND, she sucks and fucks a big cock and enjoys it. Coming soon: Anal. And salad tossing. And ass to mouth. Because this girl does it all.
“I usually masturbate daily since I’m always hot,” Safira said. “I like the vast majority of sex positions. Oral sex is my favorite kind of foreplay. When I do a blow job, I love swallowing cum. If I don’t finish a blow job to the end, it’s not fun for me.”
Ah, but that would deprive the guy of the chance to fuck her pussy and ass, although I guess he could come back to that later. Safira would insist.
October 5, 2023 by Dave
“I was asked if I needed help carrying my melons at a grocery store. I was confused at first,” said Bad Bella, who returns to SCORELAND today for some solo action. That kind of question will either get you slapped, thrown out of the store or fucked. With Bella, it’s more likely to get you fucked. After all, she told us, “I’ve had sex in several public restrooms, like at Walmart,” so why not in a grocery store?
I wonder…did Bella actually have melons in her shopping cart? Or just in her blouse?
Those of you who are of a certain age might remember the episode of the 1970s show Happy Days when The Fonz teaches Richie Cunningham that the grocery store is a great place to pick up women. I concur.
Bella has covergirl looks and loves to get her tits out, but she also has a very pink, very deep cunt that she loves to spread for your jacking pleasure. Some girls are just as good in solo action as they are in XXX. Bella is one of those girls.
Bad Bella is the kind of girl you hope to bump into at the supermarket produce section.
