Teen tit dream Crystal Chase is no turkey.
I’m talking about turkey, of course.
I know all of you prefer breasts to thighs when we’re talking about the female anatomy, although in the world of poultry, thighs tend to be juicier than breasts.
Teen newcomer Crystal Chase returns to SCORELAND today. That’s something to be thankful for. Ironically, Crystal’s into stuffing, too…with big cocks.
What, you thought I was talking about turkey again?
Happy Thanksgiving.
Emanuella Rossa.
This week’s massive rack alert is about newcomer Emanuella Rossa, who’s bringing her massive naturals to XLGirls.com. Emanuella says her tits are G-cups. I say she needs to get remeasured. Those flesh pillows look a lot bigger.
We asked Emanuella if she works out, and she said, “I do sex.”
We also asked her what she wants to do that she’s never done, and she said. “Porn. I just did it!”
Yes, she did, and that’s coming soon.
Melissa Long is our latest debutante. Her first photo set and video is today.
“I love photography, cooking and sewing,” Melissa said. “I don’t like sports. I’m more interested in creativity. Besides, it’s hard for me to play sports with big breasts.”
Melissa debuts today.
Don’t you love Katie’s eyes?
“The funniest thing a man ever said to me was ‘You have beautiful eyes,'” said newcomer Katie Rose, who returns with her big, natural tits today at SCORELAND. “Was he looking at my eyes when he said this to me? What do you think?”
I don’t think. I know. Of course, there’s nothing wrong with Katie’s eyes. They’re beautiful. So is her face. Ya gotta love her braces, too. Huge tits and braces is not a combination you see often.
I think I’ve said this before, but my least-favorite T-shirt that girls wear is the one that says “My eyes are up here” with an arrow pointing upward. I feel like saying to them, “Yeah, I know your eyes are up there, but your tits are down there, on your chest, where my eyes are.”
Although, you know what? For the first time, I just realized that “My eyes are up here” is busty girl code for “My tits are right here. Have a look.” Ah, so maybe it’s not so bad.
When opportunity in the form of Crystal Chase summons you, move quickly. “Come and get it!” busty teen princess Crystal says in today’s scene at SCORELAND. You never saw a guy move so fast.
Crystal makes her magazine debuts in SCORE Volume 31 Number 3 and in the upcoming Voluptuous Volume 29 Number 3.
Teen bra-buster Crystal plays hide the salami.
Enjoy the view of Mary Brown (left) and Molly Evans.
Mary Brown and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Molly Evans seem to really like each other. I say that because in their new scene at XLGirls.com, they’re playing with each other’s tits for the second time. I also say that because during the scene, Molly says to Mary, “Can I sit closer to you? How sexy you are!” And Mary says, “You turn me on, You can squeeze harder. I want to please you, too. You’re very sexy.”
It’s definitely a win-win all around when two big-boobed girls like each other. My favorite parts of this scene are when they lick and suck each other’s tits. I would have loved to have had an in-person, front-row seat for this show, but the video does quite nicely. I think in my entire 21 years at The SCORE Group, the only girl-girl show I’ve witnessed was Danielle Derek and Alexia Moore in 2005. I guess there was Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, too. Elliot was the referee for that four-girl affair. He did a fine job.
Molly turns 19 next week. Amazing…that set of tits and she’s still a teenager.
Violetta trains in karate, so exercise caution writing comments. Violetta likes to work out and spend time with her family. Her plan is to buy a house. With her looks, photos and videos are the way to accomplish her goals.
She’s young and hot, so Violetta wants to have sex every day. She doesn’t masturbate much because she loves the D.
“Violetta likes to dress in sexy, teasing outfits that show off her body: tight, tiny shorts, tank tops, T-shirts and halter tops,” Dave wrote in SCORE magazine Volume 31 Number 4. Yup, Violetta’s got the bod for showing and teasing, and she likes it like that.
Violetta oils up at the pool.
Young Crystal is about to suck an older man’s dick.
I’m a big fan of busty teens who fuck on-camera. I can’t tell you why; I just am. Maybe it’s because 18- and 19-year-old girls aren’t supposed to be sucking and fucking for all the world to see. I also prefer when the busty teen girl is fucking an older man. I don’t want to see her with a guy her own age. I want to see her fucking a guy who…okay, I’ll admit it…a guy who could be her dad’s best friend. Maybe that’s because I’m getting a bit up there in age.
Anyway, today at SCORELAND, 19-year-old newcomer Crystal Chase has sex with a 38-year-old. For those of you who don’t care to do the math, he’s twice her age.
One of my favorite Christy Marks scenes was when she took on Ramon’s monster cock. Now, Christy was as insatiable as any girl I’ve ever met, but even she was intimidated by the size of his dick. She struggled mightily to get her mouth around it (but kinda succeeded), and when he fucked her, she was completely overcome by cock meat.
But you know what I really loved about that scene? Christy was only 19 when it was shot. Ramon was 43. “Christy, don’t you know you’re not supposed to be fucking a 43-year-old’s monster cock?” Apparently not.
We’re working on a movie about the filthiest, raunchiest scenes in SCORELAND history. You can bet Christy and Monster Cock is going to be in it.
Lucy Zara has the look that says, “Fuck me!”
I strongly believe that very few guys like just one type of woman. Sure, you can have your favorite type of woman, and it’s a pretty fair bet most of you who are reading this love big tits above everything else. But are big tits the only thing you love? Don’t some of you favor asses and faces and curves and legs, too? Or feet? And don’t some of you like teens and amateurs and MILFs even if they don’t have big tits?
Of course, when you combine two great types of women, it’s magic. I’m the editor of SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. I’m also the editor of all of our mature magazines and websites. Big-boobed girls, mature women…I love them all. But big-titted mature women? If you ask me, that’s magic.
Today, we have the SCORELAND debut of Lucy Zara, a big-titted MILF from the UK. She also pushes another button with me: She looks slutty. I love slutty girls. Some guys like glamour girls. I love slutty girls. You know those fancy-schmancy strip clups? I hate ’em. I like dive strip clubs, the kind where the girls really know how to grind and pride themselves on getting you off. Lucy looks like she’d be in one of those clubs.
She also has bimbo appeal. Me and some other SCORE Group staffers were talking the other day about how the word bimbo doesn’t seem derogatory anymore. A lot of girls, like Jessy Bunny and Blondie Bombshell, get off on bimbofying themselves. To me, Lucy is a big-titted MILF slut bimbo.
You’re welcome, Ms. Zara.
Elliot announced the other day that the new issue of SCORE (Vol. 31 No. 2) is now available in digital and print versions at eBoobStore.com. You can also buy the print version wherever you buy adult mags.
The big news coming out of that issue: Sha Rizel is the newest member of the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. A six-time main SCORE covergirl, Sha won out over a spectacular list of nominees, including Kerry Marie, Terry Nova, Casey James and Kelly Christiansen. Kerry Marie won the SCORELAND vote with 15.83% followed by Terry Nova at 14.05% and Sha at 9.36%, but Sha won the mag voting with 19.2% followed by Casey James at 16.3% and Kelly Christiansen at 13.4%. It all added up to a win for Sha. Congratulations!
Katy Ann won Model of the Year, making her only the second girl to win a SCORE award three times in a row. The other? Hitomi, which puts Katy in some very fine, exclusive company. Katy returns to SCORELAND this weekend with new photos and a video.
And to absolutely nobody’s surprise, Holly Garner won Newcomer of the Year, so she pulled off the SCORELAND/SCORE newbie double.
Congratulations to all of the girls. Although, you know, all SCORE Girls are winners in my book.