Categories for Newcomers
January 28, 2023 by Dave
Kim’s a sucker for her tits.
I’m a big fan of Kim Beltran, partly because she can do what she’s doing in this picture. Kim returns to SCORELAND today, and there’s a lot of self-sucking going on. I’m not one of those guys who’s always saying of a girl, “When she’s going to do hardcore?” (and I know none of you would ever ask that question, either), but I’d love to see Kim do it. I’m figuring if she can suck her tits like that, imagine what she can do with a cock. Of course, I thought the same thing about Sarah Rae and the big day still hasn’t happened.
I don’t know why, but writing this makes me think about girls who adjust their tits in public, either adjusting their bras over their shirts, reaching in to make the adjustment or adjusting their bikinis. I’m pretty sure they don’t even realize what they’re doing or how hot it is, but maybe they do.
This is another of the many differences between men and women: Men adjusting themselves in public is gross; women adjusting themselves in public is hot, just like men sending dick pics to women is bad while women sending pussy pics to men is good.
And I’ve said this before: Do women realize that when they show a lot of cleavage, to a boob man, they might as well be showing their pussies?
Enough of these meandering thoughts. I’m going to watch Kim again.
January 27, 2023 by Dave
As many of you know by now–at least those of you who are SCORELAND members, which I hope is all of you–the voting booths have opened for the 2022 SCORELAND Awards. And also as many of you know, we decided to make Minka a candidate for the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame, which will be controversial to some of you because she hasn’t retired while others will say, “It’s about time.”
That’s a big change. But we’ve also decided to not change something else: This year, as has been the case since 2007, we’ll induct just one girl into the HoF (even though, in my opinion, all of the candidates are HoF-worthy). Maybe next year we’ll go back to three inductees (which is how it was for the first four years).
The early voting has Hitomi with a sizeable lead with Kerry Marie, Kelly Christiansen and Minka battling for second. For Model of the Year, two-time winner Cheryl Blossom is in a close race with Molly Evans, Katy Ann, Holly Garner, Joana Bliss and Amber Alena, while for Newcomer of the Year, it’s really tight between Crystal Chase, Demora Avarice, Helena Hope, Natasha Nice and Violetta.
To be eligible for Model of the Year, a girl had to have a brand-new posting on SCORELAND in 2022. To be eligible for Newcomer of the Year, she had to have debuted in 2022.
Have you voted? If not, there’s still time. You must be a SCORELAND member to vote (the voting booth is in the members area). Show your support for your favorite girls. I did. I voted for…well, I’m not telling.
Who got your vote?
January 26, 2023 by Elliot James
Kira Clark is a former bartender. Her bar’s loss is SCORELAND‘s gain. I’m reminded once again that very few of our models previously worked as bartenders. Off the snap, I can think of Stassi Rossi and Elle Flynn.
Kira lists one of her skills as being able to touch her nose with her tongue. That’s a good one.
One of Kira’s sexual daydreams is being under a desk and sucking the dick of a guy while he’s on his computer. That’s a good one also. It could be the beginning of a boy-girl video but not with Kira because she doesn’t shoot XXX.
She also keeps spiders as pets. When I read that, I thought about Wednesday Addams of the Addams family.
On the magazine scene, Kira makes her Voluptuous debut in Volume 29 Number 4, coming soon.
Now that’s what I call an inviting look on Kira’s pretty face.
January 6, 2023 by Dave
Do not send pictures of your cock to Katie Rose.
The combination of big tits and braces is a winning combination for a lot of boob lovers, and I understand why. Braces scream “Youth!” and big tits scream “Big tits!”, so put them together and there’s a lot of screaming going on.
“When I was little, I could not even think that I would become a model,” said Katie Rose, who returns to SCORELAND today with her big tits, braces and curvy body. This girl’s really got it all going on: tits, ass, legs. The girl is a sex kitten, the kind who inspires…well, unfortunately, a lot of dick pics.
“I often meet and talk with those who write to me, but often they send me a photo of their penis,” Katie Rose said. “I don’t like it when it’s like that. I want good communication.”
I have no idea what makes a man think a girl wants to see a picture of his cock and, furthermore, what makes him think he’s going to get anywhere by sending a girl a photo of his cock. If you ask me, it’s kinda creepy.
And that’s all I have to say on that matter…for now.
December 17, 2022 by Dave
Is it hot in here or is it just Melissa?
Newbie alert! Melissa Long is back at SCORELAND today. Elliot writes that she’s total Voluptuous girlfriend material. She’s also total Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine girlfriend material with her big tits, beautiful butt and healthy thighs. I’ll let you in on a little secret: We came close to making Melissa the covergirl of the TnC issue we’re working on now, and the fact that she missed out to Crystal Chase and Holly Garner is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. That’s impressive company.
Melissa told us the funniest pickup line a guy has ever laid on her: “Are your parents confectioners by any chance? Where did they get such candy from?” That’s funny? Okay. It’s more true than funny. Guys, you gotta turn up the creativity with those pickup lines.
We should’ve asked her if it worked. Maybe next time.
Enjoy Melissa. She’s so sweet, she’s giving me a toothache.
December 9, 2022 by Dave
Emanuella Rossa is a girl of many talents.
Newcomer Emanuella Rossa returns to XLGirls.com today to suck, fuck and take a big load on her huge naturals. A photo like this one makes we wonder how the average guy fares with Emanuella’s tits. I mean, if you’re sporting five inches hard, her tits must completely envelope your cock. Tom here is pretty well hung, but when Emanuella pushes her tits together, it’s gone. Not that that’s a bad thing. Emanuella is really quite a woman.
On a different subject, I found out the other day that Sunrise Mall in Massapequa, New York, on Long Island, has shut its doors for good. To me, this news is very sad. A long, long time ago, back in my early magazine-buying days in the 1970s, I purchased my adult material from the newsstand kiosk on the mall’s second floor. When I heard about the mall closing, I searched YouTube and found a walking tour of the nearly deserted mall. In the video, as the person walked towards the place, right at the top of the escalator, where that kiosk used to be, I felt the same familiar excitement of so many years ago, when I’d walk to the store, eager to see if any new big-tit mags had come in. Those were the days of Gent and Fling, way before SCORE. When I told him, SCORE founder John Fox found it very amusing that I liked buying mags from the little old lady behind the counter. I guess I got off on her thinking I was a young perv, which I was. If I could have seen the future, I would have told her, “I’m studying for my future career as a big-boob mag editor.”
Those were in the days before polybags, when mags were out in the open and you could pick one up and page through it until the clerk said, “Buy it or put it down.” Realize, I’m talking over 40 years ago.
Sunrise Mall also had a Nathan’s with those crunchy hot dogs and crinkle cut fries, and I gotta tell you, right now, I wouldn’t mind sitting at Nathan’s eating a hot dog and fries while anticipating getting home and paging through my new skin mag. Sorry if I sound like an old man, but those were the days.
December 8, 2022 by Elliot James
Check out Kira Clark.
Kira debuts today at SCORELAND and will debut in Voluptuous magazine Volume 29 Number 4.
Kira used to be a bartender. Imagine her shaking and stirring.
The only other model I can think of who used to be a bartender is Elle Flynn. Maybe Dave can think of others.
I’m shocked there are so few SCORE and Voluptuous Girls who were bartenders before they became models.
It’s a job where girls are on display and are used to being looked at by lots of people. They’re hired just as often for their looks as their skills behind the bar. They usually dress to attract attention, meaning sexy and showing off their boobs and curves.
Kira Clark sails into SCORELAND.
December 2, 2022 by Dave
Violetta is a swallower, not a spitter.
Elliot titled today’s new Violetta XXX movie “Beautiful Swallower.” The man does not lie. Violetta is beautiful, and after her dude cums in her mouth and all over her face, she transfers the cock to her mouth so she can swallow every drop of his cum.
Elliot writes of Violetta, “Does she masturbate often? Not really. She prefers the dick, and the way she throats Liam proves how much she worships it, gagging and drooling as she swallows every centimeter.”
Centimeter. You know how in porn people say, “Wow, that guy has a 10-incher”? In metric countries, do they say, “Wow, that guy has 25.4 centimeters of cock”?
“Hey, how big is your cock?”
“Twenty-five!”
If the girl doesn’t know he means centimeters and not inches, he’s only going to get some very brave girls.
November 24, 2022 by Dave
Teen tit dream Crystal Chase is no turkey.
I’m talking about turkey, of course.
I know all of you prefer breasts to thighs when we’re talking about the female anatomy, although in the world of poultry, thighs tend to be juicier than breasts.
Teen newcomer Crystal Chase returns to SCORELAND today. That’s something to be thankful for. Ironically, Crystal’s into stuffing, too…with big cocks.
What, you thought I was talking about turkey again?
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 18, 2022 by Dave
Emanuella Rossa.
This week’s massive rack alert is about newcomer Emanuella Rossa, who’s bringing her massive naturals to XLGirls.com. Emanuella says her tits are G-cups. I say she needs to get remeasured. Those flesh pillows look a lot bigger.
We asked Emanuella if she works out, and she said, “I do sex.”
We also asked her what she wants to do that she’s never done, and she said. “Porn. I just did it!”
Yes, she did, and that’s coming soon.
