“I always look for the largest-sized bra I can find, but it’s difficult for me,” new XL Girl Lauren Hill tells us. Lauren is the definition of a bra-stretcher. I know a winner when I see her, and I start hyperventilating.
Lauren Hill starts the weekend off at XLGirls.
Perfect tits.
Newcomer Kira Liv and her enormous naturals return to SCORELAND today, and she’s bikini-busting. Saturday is always my favorite day of the week, and Kira Liv on Saturday makes it even better. The size of her tits, the way they dominate her chest, is pretty remarkable, but then you add to that their creaminess and you have all-time greatness. If we ever come out with a Perfect Pair 2 movie, Kira has to be in it.
A lucky guy gets his hands (and more) all over Nadia today.
What do you call it when a girl makes her SCORELAND debut by fucking?
A very good day.
Today, super-curvy Cuban hottie Nadia Mia shows us her stuff for the first time. She has big tits and a generous ass. Nadia, who now lives in California, measures 40-26-38, and she told us she somehow squeezes into her Victoria’s Secret bras, found out about us from a friend, works out every day and enjoys playing sports. She says sometimes she wears a bra, sometimes she doesn’t, depending on the situation. She loves being touched all over and has no problem finding men who will do just that. I don’t doubt her for a second.
Tanya has that fake-tit look so many of us love.
The other day, I was talking to someone who expressed surprise that some guys like big, fake tits more than big, natural tits. He said to me, “That has to be a very small percentage, doesn’t it?” and I said, “No.” While it’s true that back in the first decade of this century, the all-naturals issue of SCORE was always the best-selling issue of every year, it’s also true that SCORE was built on the super-sized augmented girls like SaRenna Lee, Busty Dusty, Tiffany Towers, etc., continued to thrive with girls like Cindy Cupps, Beshine, Daphne Rosen, Tigerr Benson and Crystal Gunns and still thrives with girls like Danielle Derek, Katy Ann, Jessy Bunny and Tanya Virago, who returns to SCORELAND today.
“In fact,” I said to him, “a lot of guys want a girl’s tits to look as fake as possible. They don’t want the tits to look real. They want them to look fake, like they’re toting around a pair of basketballs or melons.”
Part of it is the bimbo look. And I think part of it is that we like the idea that a girl would go to such lengths to attract attention, cock, etc. It’s almost like she’s doing it for us.
So, I say here’s to big, fake tits, the bigger the better! Sure, I love naturals, too, but there’s room for both.
I think he’s still breathing.
“Poor guy. So young. How did he die?”
“He got smothered by Xena Zoraki’s tits.”
“Oh. Well, that’s not so bad.”
I mean, I once got struck by a car while riding my bicycle. I’d much rather have been struck by Xena’s giant G-cup naturals.
Xena, one of the top newbies of 2023 or any year, returns to do it all today at XLGirls.com.
Kai Turner knows that a good ball-sucker has to be a little bit tender, a little bit vigorous.
Newcomer Kai Turner is doing a lot of things these days at XLGirls.com, and one of those things is sucking balls. Of course, ball-sucking is nothing new in the world of porn. It’s done all the time. It’s been done for decades. Not every porn starlet does it, but most of them do. And here’s one of the places where I think porn sex is different from real-life sex. (Another is where the guy cums; in the pussy is commonplace in real life, not as common in porn. And when’s the last time a woman let you cum all over her face?)
I’m guessing most guys have had their balls sucked at least once, but: 1. Did she offer or did you have to ask for it? (I’m guessing the latter in most cases); 2. Was she good at it or did she have you a little concerned? Because let’s face it: The family jewels are fragile. If a girl isn’t tender around the nutsac, bad things can happen. (Although it’s true that bad things can happen when a girl sucks cock poorly, too; I once dated a head-sucker. Just the thought of it makes me anxious.)
And, of course, once she’s gone down to the balls, she’s only millimeters away from…you know. Tossing the salad. And most women really have to be asked to do that (and a lot of guys are afraid to ask).
I think a lot of women are hesitant to suck balls because 1. They see it as something porn sluts do; and 2. They’re afraid of causing damage; 3. The balls are just too close to the butthole.
Do I have this right?
Kira Liv gives her nipple a workout.
Today is Kira Liv Day at SCORELAND. The naturally stacked newcomer is’working out, and you know what that means: lots of bouncing and swinging of her ginormous, creamy naturals. Kira also self-sucks her nipples, which she’s proving to be very good at. I’m not going to put her in the Gya Roberts and Sarah Rae category of self-suckers just yet (those girls have skills that are beyond belief), but she’s definitely working her way up. Practice, practice, practice, I say. Sarah Rae used to practice a lot. She said it was her goal to self-suck both nipples hands-free at the same time, something she accomplished.
Anyway, back to Kira. She’s going to be the covergirl of the issue of Voluptuous we’re working on now (Volume 30 Number 1), and I wouldn’t mind putting her in every issue from now until forever.
It’s also Angie Bravo Weekend at XLGirls.com. Angie’s following up on her hardcore debut at SCORELAND last week by sucking and fucking again, and I gotta tell ya, she’s no slouch at self-sucking her tits either.
Enjoy, and you’d be excused if you don’t leave your house all weekend. Kira and Angie are worth spending a lot of time with.
Angie sucks her tit while her guy sucks her pussy.
Juliana obviously wants cock.
Didn’t newcomer Juliana Rodriguez ever learn that it’s not nice to stick out your tongue at people? I guess not, although she gets an exemption in this case because it’s perfectly fine to stick your tongue out at people when your big tits are also out and you’re letting them know you want to suck cock.
Juliana made her debut at XLGirls.com on Thursday. She went solo. A day later, she was back and sucking cock, fucking and getting a creampie. Now that’s a rapid progression, but then again, Juliana is used to things happening quickly. She was an A-cupper all through high school and experienced a growth spurt when she was 19. Can you imagine? The people who know her must have thought she was stuffing her bra. Well, we have absolute proof she wasn’t.
“I used to get very shy and cover up my breasts, but now I’ve embraced it and I love the attention.”
Juliana was born in Indianapolis and now lives in L.A. If you ask me, she has a cute, super-sexy look about her. I’m trying to place who she reminds me of, but it’s eluding me. V-Girl from the early 2000s from Southern California. Damn! Any ideas?
Melony can assure you that there is sex in the champagne room.
Nicky Rebel fucks busty MILF Melony Melons today at SCORELAND. He shouldn’t feel so special. Fortunate to fuck such a sexy woman, yes, but not so special.
“I want to eventually break the top five list of most people fucked,” Melony told us. “I’m nearly at 10,000 dicks. That puts me at number six.”
But who’s counting?
Obviously, she is. She was a stripper in Los Angeles, so…
“I was quite popular in the VIP room, so me and my best friend figured it as eight years, five nights a week, 40 weeks a year at five VIPs per night. It came to 9,689. That’s a lot. That’s either embarrassing or proud, I’m not sure which one. But it’s a big number!”
And if you were her fourth or fifth VIP on some nights…well, that goes well beyond sloppy seconds, although I have to ask her next time I see her: “Did all of those guys actually fuck you or did you give some of them blow jobs or hand jobs? Were some of them tit-fucks?”
Anyway, now she’s doing porn. She says the people who know her wouldn’t be surprised. They’d ask, “What took you so long?” Well, I’m guessing she wanted to fuck everyone else, first, before she got to porn studs.
How big do you think Xena’s tits are?
Xena Zoraki says she has G-cup tits. I say, “Xena, you need to get those babies re-measured.” I’d be happy to do it for her, although my eye test says her huge naturals are at least J-cups, maybe more. In Xena’s hardcore scene at XLGirls.com, posted just one day after her solo debut, her guy tries to measure them by stuffing his face in her cleavage. That’s one way to do it. The best way. Another way is to 1.) Measure your cock when it’s hard; 2.) Put it between her tits. That sounds very unscientific but fun.
Basically, Xena knocks my socks off.