I am not very familiar with bondage, but I will admit that it intrigues me. There is something about seeing a naked woman, especially if she has big tits, all tied up and helpless. Maybe it speaks to the side of me that identifies with the mustachioed villain who ties the helpless damsel in distress to the train tracks.
Kelly Madison is all tied up and ready for play.
Except I would tie her to a bed…probably face down and ass up, to be honest.
But I digress…
Big-tit bondage is pretty fascinating stuff. The first set I ever happened upon that featured it was THIS very hot Brandy Talore set. First off, I love Brandy Talore. She has such a sweet, girl-next-door look to her, but she is actually a horny, raunchy cum slut. That is a turn on. Secondly, she is dressed up like a sailor at first. Seamen (and women) excite me. Lastly, she whips out this rope and starts practicing her knots, and before you know it, she’s all tied up and her tits are all puffy from the pressure of the rope.
Wowza! It’s kind of kinky and sexy.
Ashley Evans plays the role of tied up jungle girl very well.
We actually feature a gallery full of big-tit bondage in SCORELAND. Did you know that? Well, now you do. There’s light stuff for those of you who, like me, dabble in bondage. Then there’s some heavy stuff in there with clamps, mouse traps and pliers for those of you who like your bondage a little more intense. The gallery stars greats like Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Desirae, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Kelly Madison and Ashley Evans, just to name a few.
So, that leads me to this moment where I ask you if you are into bondage. I know, I know…it’s a personal question, but I am curious, and I’d like to know more about the kind of kink that drives you wild.
It’s what I live for, really.
Do you have a little villain in you? Do you want to tie up the damsel in distress and then cum all over her rack?
The other afternoon, I had an interesting talk with Dave about underwear.
I know…none of you would have that convo with your co-workers, but here, we talk about a lot of wild shit.
Well, Dave and I started talking about panties because I think that we should all talk more about panties. Panties don’t get enough attention, and frankly, I think panties are kind of awesome and chicks go through a lot of trouble to find nice panties to wear so gentlemen like yourselves see them. If we didn’t want them seen, looked at or admired, we would all wear big, white granny panties and call it a day. Remember that.
But I digress. We started talking about panties, and then that led to talk of bras (Which the same laws apply to. We wear pretty bras for you gents) and whether or not women should keep their bras on during sex.
Dave says that keeping the bra on (and sometimes even the panties on) during sex changes things up a little. You know…you get so hot and bothered that you can’t even be bothered to take her bra off. You just pull her tits out of it and fucking go to town. Or, rather, go to Fucking Town.
I say, nay.
And that’s just from my personal experience. When it’s sexy time, in my experience, anyway, most tit men want the bra off so the tits are free for fondling.
But then again, it’s not like I stopped them in that instant and conducted a poll on their preferences. There were different poles involved. lol
So, now I am asking you: Do you prefer that a woman keep her bra on or off during sex? These are the kinds of questions that keep me up nights, people. 🙂
Take a good look at Westy in both the bra-on state and the bra-off state and then give me your answer.
I live for your input. I do.
xoxox
Maria
Here we see Westy with no bra on, and her tits are free.
In the tradition of Rocky 1-6, Star Wars 6-1 and Friday The 13th part 25, it’s time once again for the candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers, selected from SCORE‘s treasure trove of titanic ta-ta’s, boobtastic bazongas, colossal cones, stacked sweater stuffers and cantilevered casabas.
The photographer asked for pussy but did not clarify.
A game of tonsil hockey helps to unite America and Canada.
An afternoon siesta for Romina Lopez and Paola Rios leaves them hanging.
Renee is always happy to lend a boob shelf to rest on. Maria approves.
According to the Wiki gods, today is International Dance Day. On this day, you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind….
No, wait…that’s the Safety Dance.
Well, although they deemed it International Dance Day, the powers that be failed to say what kind of dancing that entailed, so I am going to go ahead and call today International Sexy Dance Day. Just let the International Dance Committee try and stop me.
So on this day I am going to pay homage to some sexy dancers that I happen to enjoy. All of these ladies dance their asses off, naked, and that is really the best kind of dancing there is.
And I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it.
In fact, I remember when SCORE used to do a feature called Caught in the Act where we would check out one of our busty babes at the strip club she was dancing at. And who can forget the dancing on the deck during those long nights at sea during the Boob Cruises? Yes, we have always held the naked dancer in high regard here at SCORELAND.
So check out these tiny-yet-huge-breasted dancers and enjoy International Sexy Dance Day, because even though it’s not a holiday, it totally fucking should be.
Ah, the closeup shot of big tits…is there anything fucking better?
I mean, when you see a big pair of tits in the distance, isn’t your first thought, “Damn, I wish those big tits were in my face right now!”?
When you’re at a strip club and one of the dancers has a nice rack, don’t you want her to come over to you and slap those tits all over your face?
When a chick is riding your rod, isn’t it awesome when she leans forward and puts those tits right in your face?
Even as a baby…you wanted tits in your face.
Wanting tits in your face is an innate need. It’s a primal thing. It’s science, people.
That’s why today, on this ordinary Monday, I am going to put a lot of tits in your face. Because Mondays need more tits. And your face needs tits all up in it.
Click the pics to enlarge them and please, enjoy these tits…IN YOUR FACE.
xoxox,
Maria
Sophie Mae likes to moisturize before she puts her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Hitomi ices up her nipples right before she puts her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Terri Jane is naked and in bed, waiting to put her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Karina Hart would like you to join her in the shower so she can put her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Ashley Sage has a pair of honey-covered tits and she wants to put them……IN YOUR FACE!
These are Janet Jade’s glorious mocha titties……IN YOUR FACE!
This is Valory Irene and if you were underwater right now, her tits would be…IN YOUR FACE!
This is Westy and these are her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Today I was checking out our Twitter (It’s @SCORELAND for all of you who tweet and want to follow us!), and I realized that it’s Throwback Thursday. (It’s also International High Five Day, so here’s an H5 for all of you from us!) Throwback Thursday is basically a chance for people to reminisce about the good times that were and the glory days of yore.
I thought to myself, “Self, we are SCORELAND. We ARE big tits. No one has more glory days than we do.”
And so I decided to do a special Throwback Thursday post featuring some of our most-glorious blog videos from days gone by. A top five blog videos of all time post. Well, I think they are the top five. I asked Elliot to help me take a trip down Memory Lane and we came up with this list. I didn’t ask Dave because he was in our studio talking to someone with big tits. I am pretty sure he has his own opinion about the top five. Too bad, Dave. This isn’t about you. 🙂
So, without further ado, here are some of the greatest blog videos of all time. They feature incredible models like Renee Ross, Cherry Brady, Jenna Valentine, Daylene Rio, Destiny Rose and the rest of the cast from More To Fuck. Looking back at all these videos made me realize how much fun we have here at SCORELAND and how awesome it is to do what we do…bring you big tits no matter what. Check out the videos below and enjoy your Throwback Thursday. I know I did.
xoxo
Maria
#5) The busty babes of More To Fuck sit down with Dave and chat about bras and tits. Very informative and titty-filled stuff.
#4) I sit down with Renee Ross and talk about sex, and she demonstrates what the best way to titty fuck is. This is like a PSA for titty fucking, I promise.
#3) Cherry Brady is the best hula hooper I’ve ever seen. Well, until she took her bra off, then she was the best, worst, topless hula hooper I have ever seen, and it was AWESOME.
#2) Daylene Rio talks to Dave while she is fucking. That’s talent.
#1) Valley girl talk and titty-bouncing class with Jenna Valentine…one of the funniest blog videos of all time. And we high-five, so this blog is also cool for International High-five Day.
When my fellow SCORE Man E. and I saw one fuzzy image of Sarah Rae, we knew we had to locate her for XL Girls and set up contact between Sarah and our studio.
Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn’t.
This time, the magic worked. It took some doing, some time and some luck, but it was well worth it so we could bring Sarah on home to those who love girls who wear 38J bras.
Myself, I think Sarah’s bustier than 38J.
Anyone who can self-suck her own nipples like this hands-free gets my highest praise and devotion.
When I am elected president, Sarah, and girls like Sarah, will get free gas for as long as I remain the leader of this great nation.
We found newbie Marilyn Mayson in our never-ending search for new pretty models with great, big knockers. I suggested Marilyn contact SCOREModelsWanted.com because I thought she’d be awesome for XLGirls.com and XL Girls magazine. I never know if a girl will actually do it, but sometimes the magic works.
And it did. Marilyn’s first pictorial hit the skinternet yesterday, and today, the video version goes live.
Marilyn has really beautiful, heavy, 38H-cups that are full of milk. She speeds up the creamy leakage by squeezing her jugs and pinching her nipples. Marilyn can suck her nipples, which is something many big-boobed girls can’t do. At one point in the video, the camera operator placed a sheet of glass between Marilyn and the camera so she could spray it.
Marilyn likes dirty talk, role-playing, cream pies, fingering, toys, sexy outfits and underwear and aggressive guys. Our kind of girl-next-door. I predict she’ll be a big hit at XLGirls.
Over the weekend, I was watching some of YouTube’s live feed of Miami’s Ultra Music Festival. This annual gathering of electronic music fans and DJs draws a couple of hundred thousand people. Basically, a DJ on stage plays music to a crowd that bounces up and down all day in 80-degree heat. And then again at night, when all the phosphorescent lights and rave toys come out. Watching it was okay for about 20 minutes and then I get bored. (It’s really the kind of event that a person has to attend in person, not watch on a screen.)
It seems to me that the entire scene is wrong. The girls should be topless and bouncing up and down in the crowds, not the guys. This bothers me. Our society has it backwards. (These male-chauvinist laws need to be changed.) Anyway, I did spot quite a few good-looking girls packing out their bikini or tank tops and bobbing very nicely while they made those wavy arm and hand gestures they make during these things.
Achieving lift-off velocity.
Why do I bring this up?
Because a big-boobed girl bouncing up and down is one of the greatest things in the world, and one of my favorite things to see, next to her walking, jogging, go-go dancing, playing with a hula-hoop and exercising with one of those Shake-Weights. Give me the simple stuff, good clean fun, and I’m happy. I’m a simple kind of guy.
So today, bouncing boobs is our topic.
I can never get enough of it. And it’s a good educational tool atSCORELAND for demonstrating a physical law.
What goes up, must come down, unless there’s enough velocity to escape the pull of gravity.
And happy birthday week to Angel Gee (March 25), Connie Kline (March 29), Rebecca Love (March 30), Camille Morgan (March 30), Brittany O’Neil (March 31) and Sarah Sunshine (April 1).
But today, I am proud to say that my naked ninja fantasy is now a reality.
What? I am entitled to have naked ninja fantasies. Hot chicks who kick ass have always had a soft spot in my pants…er, heart. It is the reason comic book heroines are hot. All curves and just a touch of danger…who wouldn’t love that?
And who wouldn’t love to be pummeled by our latest busty find, Siri?
Siri is all curves. We showed you her inverted nipples in our last blog video, and this time we are going to show you her thick legs and her fierce martial art moves. (They are not that fierce, but that’s because naked karate is more subtle than that. lol)
As a lover of all things tits and ass, I am also a sucker for legs. I love a long pair of gams on a gal, especially when they are curvy and thick. That’s why when I saw Siri’s legs, I knew I had to have her pose for my other magazine, Leg Sex.
Check out this shot of Siri‘s stems. Pretty hot, eh?
Siri is all curves; big tits, big ass and a great set of legs!
And since I thought her legs were sexy, I thought it would be fun to have Siri do some karate moves for me. I asked her to do them topless and in tiny shorts, of course. Why? Because martial arts are definitely better when nudity is involved, I am just saying.
And while I highly doubt that Siri’s karate moves would take down any bad guys, they would totally give the bad guys serious wood, and no one wants to fight when they have a boner. 🙂
Yes…a hot piece of ass like Siri could probably bring about world peace. (At least I like to think so.)
Check out her tits and kicks below! Then check out her first hardcore scenes today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.
