Siri’s hourglass curves measure 40-29-38, and she looks amazing in our SCORE 20th Anniversary T-shirt and hat!
New Boobs! New Boobs! New Boobs!
Please imagine that I am out of breath while I am typing this post.
That is because since Siri has been in the building, all of us have been running around like crazy.
And I know what you are thinking…Siri? As in the digital slave who lives in your phone?
No.
I am pretty sure that our Siri is hotter and has bigger tits than that Siri.
Our Siri is a 23-year-old blonde babe from California (born in Minnesota) with a 32HH rack and a 29-inch waist. She is kind of nerdy (She loves to read, knit and watch historical films), and she is kind of a fox. Her hourglass curves will make you want to have a lot of time on your hands, if you know what I mean.
I caught up with Siri in our studio…and by caught up, I mean I found her on the set and asked her to show me her tits immediately. I am classy like that. 🙂
Siri and I made two videos in which we chitchatted about her boobs, her inverted nipples and all sorts of other fun things that big-boobed gals talk about.
You can check out the first of those two videos below and look out for Siri’s debut tomorrow on SCORELAND.
One of Elaina's wardrobe choices today and tomorrow
Today and tomorrow, one of my all-time favorite sights is happening at SCORELAND.
The tight top try-outs.
Nothing makes me happier than watching an exceptionally big-boobed hottie boombalottie trying on the skimpiest, most body-hugging tops.
Our president, John Fox, has a saying about the kind of clothes SCORE and V-Mag Girls should wear: “Too tight, too short, too low.”
These are words to live by, at least on my planet.
When I see huge-chested girls wearing baggy, loose, ill-fitting tops and bras, I get a panic attack because it’s such a waste. Don’t get me started on muumuus.
Elaina Gregory is the one to study as she squeezes her 41-inch, 34N-cups into a choice selection of tight tops and bras.
The best is when you can see the nipples protruding through the material.
Elaina was the perfect girl to do this. I have been waiting a long time to see her stuff her boobs into teeny tops like this. I loved every picture and every minute of it. Elaina’s video could have been two hours and it still wouldn’t have been long enough for me.
She also rubs one out, so don’t think it’s all a tight tops try-on.
Observe and report!
Thank you again, Voluptuous goddess Elaina Gregory!
Elaina tries on bras. The world is a better place because of this simple event.
Today we are going to talk about the one thing most of us Miami folk know nothing about.
Lily Valentine whips out her snow globes while hanging out in the dead of winter in Canada!
Today we are going to talk about snow.
I know about snow because I spent a better part of my youth living in the Big Apple and remember fondly the days I played in inches and inches of snow.
But can snow be sexy?
At first I thought NO. But then I started to look at photo sets and found these two shots of Heather Hooters and Lily Valentine. Both ladies are stripping down to their birthday suits amidst a winter wonderland. Please take note of their very erect nipples in these shots. Those things are harder than diamonds in an ice storm, right? There you have it. There is the sexy factor.
Those nipples are practically begging to be inside of someone’s warm mouth.
And that is sexy.
But them I thought about people having sex in the snow.
Personally, I have never felt the urge to get naked in the great outdoors when the temperature is below 75 degrees, but that is because I live in Miami and everyone is naked here mostly all the time.
And I thought that snow sex was impossible…until I met Destiny Rose and she told me about having some sexy time in the snow in the woods behind a church in her native Ohio. That’s when I became a believer.
And while I have yet to have Abominable Snowman sex anytime soon, (unless it snows in Miami.) I am confident that Destiny is not the only one fucking in the freezing weather.
Sometimes, you can have the main course and dessert at the same time. Bring some sweet treats into the bedroom and use them on your sweetie!
Arianna demonstrates how to eat an ice cream cone without using your hands.
Kerry Marie is a messy eater. That just means you need to help her by licking it off.
Yesterday, we took a trip to the frozen tundra…and by frozen tundra, I mean we talked about thermal play, AKA using ice in the bedroom to stimulate your lady during foreplay so that she would be more inclined to put your snowballs in her mouth.
What? That’s exactly what I meant by frozen tundra.
Today, we are going to talk about the thing that makes everybody scream.
ICE CREAM!
Ice cream is delicious and a nice frozen treat.
It is also very, very, very fucking hot when paired with a set of DSLs. (That’s dick sucking lips for those of you not in the know.)
And when you apply ice cream to a ripe pair of tits, well, that’s just like dessert for your dick, dontcha think?
But we should talk about using ice cream during sex because there are some rules and tips that will keep your food play as play and not a mess that will make your dick limper than overcooked asparagus.
First of all, like we discussed in yesterday’s post about thermal play, when it comes to using ice cream in the bedroom, less if more. I repeat: LESS IS MORE. Don’t go in there and dump an entire tub of ice cream on your girlfriend’s pussy and expect things to remain sexy. I suggest a couple of spoonfuls, max. You are trying to keep it sexy. Your lady lover is neither a bowl nor one of those cold marble slabs from Coldstone Ice Cream. Do not coat her in ice cream.
Also, remember that unlike our ice play, when ice cream melts, it is messy as fuck. And I am not talking about the good kind of fucking messy. I am talking about a kind of sticky unsexiness that will never be good. You don’t want this melted ice cream all over your bed, your carpet and your walls. So, I suggest you keep this play to the kitchen areas or even outdoors. Stuffing a Popsicle in a woman’s pussy, outside on a hot summer day…well that can be quite pleasant.
That brings us to DAIRY-BASED ice cream versus NON-DAIRY ICE CREAM. Okay, here is the truth: Dairy-based ice creams or dairy-based ANYTHING will start to smell bad after a few hours, so you NEVER want to play with ice cream and then conveniently pass out into a post-orgasm coma. You will wake up and smell like rotten milk. No one wants to be naked and smell like rotten milk, I fucking promise you. Fruit-based, non-dairy ice creams and Popsicles will be as messy and sticky but won’t make you smell like a decaying cow afterwards. Just an FYI.
This last pointer is pretty much common sense but I am going to throw it in here because I know someone this happened to and I want to spare you the embarrassment. Heed my warning unless you are into your friends making fun of you for years, then by all means do whatever you will. Okay…so you should probably make sure that both you and your partner in this foodie fuck fest are not Lactose Intolerant. I know, by now most of you know whether or not you can handle dairy, but if you don’t know, find out. If you don’t know and you eat a lot of ice cream and then proceed to have what we will politely refer to here as “bubble guts” and “mud ass” halfway through your epic sexual performance…YOUR FRIENDS WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU. WOMEN WILL TALK ABOUT YOU AS A PUNCHLINE. YOUR FUCK STOCK WILL PLUMMET! Okay? You’re welcome.
And there you have it. So Cold, Part 2: Ice Cream.
Now if you will excuse me, I am going to go chase down the ice cream man and get myself a Creamsicle.
Tune in tomorrow for the final chapter in our exploration of all things ice…So Cold, Part 3: Snow.
Today, I woke up and remembered my journalism roots. (Yes, your now-editor was once a wild-mannered reporter. I have since stopped chasing leads and spend my days immersed in big tits. Wise career move? You betcha.) I remembered how I used to write three-part exposes, and I thought I would bring that into the Blog and talk about something that we have never talked about before…(kinda)…ICE.
Yes, ice.
We have talked about chicks who like to stuff ice in their pussies. (Yes, Angel DeLuca, I am talking about you.) And we have talked about tit sundaes via our notorious Whipped Cream Debate, but we have never talked about ice, and there is a lot to talk about.
Today, we are going to discuss the importance of ice play during sexy time. Yes, it’s time to talk about thermal play.
First of all, not every woman likes this, so please refrain from installing an ice maker in your bedroom. Some women have sensitive sking and experience irritation and burning if you apply ice on their nipples for too long. Freeze burn is not sexy, y’all, however, some women absolutely love some ice rubbed on their nipples, pussies and other sensitive parts. As with everything in the bedroom, (ESPECIALLY OIL & LUBE!) when it comes to using ice on a nipple, or even on a clit, less is more. The point is to tease and titillate her body’s neuroreceptors, not to freeze her sensitive parts like Han Solo in carbonite.
Here are some suggestions from yours truly about ice play. I did hours of research on these. I conducted lab experiments on hundreds of nipples. I traveled to far reaches of the Earth and endured sub-zero temperatures.
Not really.
I just used my breast common sense and some ice in the privacy of my own home.
But I really did want to conduct the experiments, I swear.
Used properly, ice can be so nice.
Use ice cubes. Crushed ice is neither sexy nor long-lasting.
The best way to incorporate ice into the bedroom is to use it in your mouth first and then use your cold mouth on her nipples and sensitive parts. If she is into it, then put the ice in your mouth again, and this time, keep it in there when you tease her.
When it comes to ice play, you can use ice on other sensitive parts like her neck, her navel, her thighs and her clit. You can also kiss her with a cold mouth. Think STIMULATION and use your IMAGINATION.
If you are going to take ice downtown, and by downtown I mean around a woman’s pussy, remember that whole freeze burn thing we discussed. You want to arouse her, not give her hypothermia.
You can stimulate her clit, or you can slide an ice cube inside her pussy. The inside of a woman’s vagina is around 99.5 °F and the temperature of ice is three times colder at 32°F. When you place an ice cube inside of a woman, it immediately starts to melt. The more she contracts down there, the more it will melt. The combination of cold versus hot down there will stimulate her, I promise. You can also try to suck the ice out. I would recommend letting it melt or pulling it out of her before you try and stick your dick in there, though.
And there you have it. So Cold, Part 1…a chat about ice.
Tomorrow, we will discuss So Cold, Part 2…ICE CREAM.
Leanne is womanhandling her tits with her fists...and I like it.
Eva Notty looks good with her tatas in that hold.
Lana Ivans...get a grip.
I love when I see a shot of a busty chick gripping her tits. Or kneading them. Or squeezing them. Or pulling them. Or smooshing them. Or palming them like one would a basketball.
I just like it when busty chicks touch their tits, I guess.
But I like it when they do it with a little bit of gusto like they really mean it. Maybe you would call it manhandling the tits. I call it womanhandling them. Because women…we know how to handle our tits. Sometimes when a guy handles your tits, or rather, manhandles them…it’s too much. Manhandling of the titties can go from OH YEAH! to OUCH! in an instant, my friends. So, when a woman handles her tits, she knows just how to touch them to make them feel good, even if it’s a little rough.
Bea Flora grabs her tits open-handed.
You've heard of tongue-twisters. Miosotis does the titty-twister.
That’s why I love those shots.
I see a chick handling her tits in a pictorial and my mind instantly equates what she is doing with what she looks like when she is having sex.
I see those tits smooshed and pulled and kneaded and I think, “Oh, when she is on top, riding a stiff dick, she probably touches her tits like that. She probably rides hard and grabs her own tits and grips them like that, ” and that thought makes me happy in my happy places.
Yes…I automatically think of women riding dicks when I see them womanhandling their tatas. I know, that’s impressive. It’s a gift, really. lol
My favorite is when they pull them out roughly, like Lana is doing to the right. Closely followed by what Eva is doing, which seems like she is offering them up for some suckling.
What say you, gentlemen: Do you like to see tits womanhandled? Or do you prefer to manhandle them yourselves? If so, how do you like to grab tittes? What’s your tit-nique?
Hitomi and soap...what all wet dreams are made of.
Today, Dave and I were chatting and he asked me if I would blog. I said sure. And then I thought about what I should write about. I asked him what he thought we should discuss and he said, “Well, a shower set of Hitomi went up on SCORELAND yesterday. But maybe we should talk about something else. They have heard a lot about Hitomi already.”
I know…THE BLASPHEMY.
Too much Hitomi? Does that even exist? How can that be? Who wouldn’t want to see more of this stunning, stacked Asian sensation?
So, after concluding that Dave probably has a fever and is delirious, I decided to write about Hitomi in the shower, because come on…it’s Hitomi, IN THE SHOWER.
Hence, gentlemen, I now bring you the boob news straight from SCORELAND.
Yesterday, a set of Hitomi in the shower went up on SCORELAND, and it was nothing less than glorious. There was Hitomi, a tiny bikini, wetness, suds, nudity and tits. All of these things are recipes for a good time, dontcha think?
I think so.
But don’t take my word for it.
Allow this photo of Hitomi covered in soapsuds to remind you to do two things:
1) Shower
2) Shower with slippery, busty Asian friends.
Head on over to SCORELAND and check out the full set and then pray that Dave makes a speedy recovery from his brain fever.
Tiffany Towers looks amazing in this pose, don't cha think?
As an editor, I go through hundreds of shots everyday, looking for photos for the web, V-mag and our DVDs. Conducting a photo edit is actually one of my favorite parts of my job. I love the chance to look through different photo sets and see all of the big-boobed stunners that I love in different outfits and locations. Sometimes they are all dolled up in hot dresses and at a bar. Sometimes they are in sexy lingerie and on a bed. And sometimes they are in bikinis made out of dental floss and letting it all hang out on the shore of some exotic beach.
It’s also a chance for me to try and find one or two shots that are above and beyond amazing. The kind of shot that makes you stop and stare for a second because it is so visually stunning.
While a lot of photos are great and the models in them look beautiful and horny, the kind of shot I am talking about goes beyond that. It features the model in a way that I have never seen her before. It is such a strong visual that I feel as if I am seeing her for the first time.
That’s how I felt about this shot of the legendary Tiffany Towers that I happened upon while doing edits for her site. I find this shot absolutely spectacular on many levels.
The first is that Tiffany’s body looks incredible here. You can really tell how toned and in shape she was. The second is that her face looks extremely fucking horny to me. It might even be her “O” face. The last is that when I saw it, I thought about Tiffany Towers getting plowed in this position and what access to a cock this kind of flexibility would allow. That is a turn-on, right? I think so.
When a photo can inspire that many randy thoughts in an instant, then it is a great fucking photo.
What are your favorite photos? Are there any that capture your eye and your cock in one instant? Let me know because I would love to hear about them!
Got the post-holiday blues? Then I’ve got just the cure.
Sara Jay and Daylene Rio, together for the first time ever, sharing a cock, gobbling it down, eating dick and sucking balls, fucking, eating each others’ cunt sauce off the dick, then getting facialed and enjoying a little snowballing action.
When you put two nasty, big-titted fuck sluts like Daylene and Sara together, you know the action is going to be scorching. And it is.
Sara Jay’s visit to the SCORE Studio is her first since 2008. She looks great, and that ass…it’s one of the best ever.
Daylene, back in our studio for the first time since last winter, looks truly spectacular. She has slimmed down but hasn’t lost an ounce of boob meat. She might even be bustier than ever.
Anyway, enough of my talk. Enjoy this Blog video of Sara and Daylene, then get over to SCORELAND and watch the scene. It’ll cure you of the post-holiday blue balls.
Kickin’ her heels up is newcomer Jasmine Shiraz in pictures and video. Jasmine gives us a boob-bouncing show, talks to SCORE’s Studio manager T (find out what Jasmine likes to wear on the golf course), does an up-close-and-personal bra show and then gets even closer-and-more-personal in a hands-on cam-show. The bodacious New Jersey girl-next-door blows away the cast of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and Housewives of New Jersey, in my opinion. Are there more like you in New Jersey, Jasmine? We must find them.
Who needs boughs of holly when Leanne Crow is decked out with boobs of jolly for the holidays?
Chica doesn’t need a coat. She has the warmth of the Dominican sun to heat up her bare bod. Girls don’t need to wear much clothing there any time of the year.
Valory, Eden and Sophie have a bed-rockin’ pillow bash and mash. This is what happens when you put busty girls in the same bedroom for more than a few minutes. No one knows exactly what causes this.
If you haven’t watched the new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, you’ve missed Jasmine as the model-in-a-box and you’ve missed Kelly Christiansen, Melissa Manning, Maserati, Minka, Desiree, Nancy Navarro, Micky Bells, Venera, Karen Fisher, Samantha 38G and Destiny Rose. It’s not a true holiday season without them.
Over at XLGirls.com, sexy Nikki Cars is finally back, and she still has that magic touch, proven by the fresh pictorial and video, “Driving Nikki Cars.” It took a while to find Nikki, but she was well worth it.
