I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)
Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.
Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.
Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?
To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!
So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…
(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)
Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)
xoxox,
Maria
When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.
SCORE DVDs are just not good as re-gifting items. Because anyone who gets a SCORE DVD is not going to let it go!
To paraphrase actor Charlton Hooters, SCORE DVD collector, “You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.”
Which brings me to Tits & Tugs #8 with 13 jack and tit-fucking jobs given by 11 extraordinary hotties. (Two scenes have two girls working over one boner. Double your pleasure, ya know.)
Tits & Tugs point-of-view videos are very popular, and I’ll tell you one of the reasons. All guys have a lazy streak. This is a fact of male life. We can be lazy bums. There are times when we’re even too lazy and tired to fuck and just want to be serviced. Fucking can be work. It’s fun work but it’s still work.
After a long day on the job, there are times when a guy just wants to lay back and have a pair of nice, soft, feminine hands and some deep cleavage get that heavy load out. We like it when a girl takes things into her own hands. We enjoy watching her face, her hands, her tits as she applies that magic touch. That’s why guys go to massage parlors all over the world after work even though they tell their significant others that it’s for their backs.
So that’s one of the reasons the Tits & Tugs series came to be. And no one does this better with the best-looking, bustiest babes more consistently than us.
Tits & Tugs 8 stars:
Bailey Santanna
Beverly Paige
Catt Green
Charlee Chase
Claudia Kealoha
Desiree
Danica Danali
Elaina Gregory
Elizabeth Starr
Maserati
Valory Irene
See the trailer at eBoobStore.com, then get your own copy.
And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.
There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)
And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.
And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.
Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.
So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.
In 2009, Ashley Sage Ellison traveled with SCORE to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to film her first DVD, Ashley’s First Time. It’s now on sale for only $19.95 for a limited time at eBoobStore.com.
Ashley’s First Time features the British, blonde, J-cup bombshell in and out of her micro-bikinis, trying on sexy tight tops and outfits, soaping up her lushness in the shower, exercising and oiling her amazing bod by the pool. The angel-faced beauty, a living, life-sized porcelain doll, also talks about her life, her interests and her major boobs.
“I could never wear stuff like this back home,” Ashley said during the filming . “I’d cause too much of a commotion if I tried to go out with these clothes on.”
Why St. Maarten? It was too damned cold in England at the time and Manchester is short on isolated tropical beaches where girls can romp nekkid.
Ashley later won both SCORE and V-mag’s 2009 Newcomer of the Year 2009. Even Karina Hart, who was also on the island to film the DVD As You Wish, was amazed by Ashley when they met for the first time.
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore. Get your copy. That’s my Sage advice.
Desiree is a spa masseuse with an interesting technique. The oil massage has a double meaning (36 triple-D meaning, that is). Desiree means she’s going to get oiled! She strips off her top, oils up her huge naturals and uses her tits as massage rollers instead of her fingers. Now that’s creative and horny! Her client today gets very special treatment. On the menu: massage, blow job, tug job, tit job and fuck job, topped off with a cream pie. Now that’s a happy ending. At this massage parlor, full service is the name of the game. See it today at SCORELAND! Desiree, we salute you.
"School Of Big, Soft Knockers" starring Marilyn White.
Today at XLGirls, up ‘n’ cumer Marilyn White returns as a curvy and heavy-hanging coed who can’t seem to focus on her studies. Those pesky hormones again. She needs to free her 38H tits from the captivity of their fabric prison. A girl’s gotta diddle what a girl’s gotta do, so Marilyn takes things into her own hands. She’s got some vocabulary, too. Miss White must be writing a term paper about dirty talking because she sure talks the talk while her fingers play a tune on her nipples and pussy. Marilyn actually works at an adult store. “People are always asking me why I’m working up front and not in the back where there’s a strip club. Other than that, guys go right to my tits!”
Terri Jane's SCORE pictorial "Hard To Hug."
Back at SCORELAND on Saturday, Terri Jane returns in a pictorial from the November ’11 SCORE. If you’re like me, you can’t get enough of this English honey and girl-next-door. If only she lived next door to SCORE. Both guys and girls are fascinated by Terri’s magnificent breastesses. “I have had girls come up to me in the bathroom, asking me if they are real or if they are fake,” Terri says. “Girls come up to me all the time, feeling my boobs. I can’t stop them! They just walk up to me and grab them!” Sounds like a bodyguard would be helpful. Any applicants for the job? Terri is hard to hug. Not because she’s aloof. No one is more happy-go-lucky and friendly. It’s because it’s not easy to wrap your arms completely around her! You are blessed, Terri Jane!
The kitchen is never boring with Maggie Green whipping up something tasty.
In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”
Beverly Paige and Catt Green are little tuggers that could on SCORELAND this weekend!
Do you remember your years as a teen when you had that one smokin’ hot neighbor chick who knew all the other smokin’ hot neighbor chicks in school? And they hung out together and spent the night and you would wonder what the fuck they were doing at those all-girl sleepovers? (Come on, you know and I know that you wondered about it. You and I both know that you probably were a bit of a Peeping Tom, too. You know you wanted to catch a glimpse of those chicks involved in some sort of exploratory lesbian moment.)
Well, I am here to tell you that lesbian shit DID happen at those sleepovers. Trust me. It happened. Sparked by some horseplay and teasing, before you knew it, there was touching and pleasing. But what if those hot girls decided to call you and ask you over to be the meat in their lesbian sandwich?
Pretty hot, huh? Imagine a couple of horny chicks experimenting and exploring their sexual fantasies with your dick?
Well, imagine no more because we got teen titter Catt Green her hot-in-the-pants friend, Beverly Paige to show you that pillowfights do in fact cause horniness in their Tits and Tugs Adventure on SCORELAND! Playing with pillows leads to these busty ladies playing with each other’s pillows. Pretty soon they call over their neighbor for some tits and tugs action. (Because pillow fights are more fun with three people, right?) They see his dick and they are all over it like a busty tag-team wrestling duo! These ladies love having their titties fucked so much that they milk their neighbor’s dick in no time. And with that, we prove two things true: 1) All girly slumber parties are cover-ups for raunchy lesbian action. 2) Good neighbors might borrow and return your tools, but hot, busty neighbors tug and drain your tool.
Today in SCORELAND‘s Puerto Vallarta Vacation, the spotlight falls on the awesome Micky Bells. This is Micky’s second international trip with SCORE. The first was to Jamaica for Montego Babes at XLGirls.com and now out on DVD. Above, Micky tries her skills at a popular Mexican sport, catching limes with her deep cleavage. Now that’s natural talent. You won’t see this on The X Factor.
While Micky is catching margarita ingredients, you can catch her November ’11 Voluptuous magazine debut at your favorite newsstand. But don’t wait. V-Mag doesn’t last long on the racks. If you get beat out, then get it fast from us. Great cover, ain’t it?
Leanne Crow tit-fucks a pole. Okay. But this weekend, she gets ice cream all over her tits, and I like that, too.
Now, after reading that headline, you’re probably thinking, “Dave, that’s bullshit. There’s no way Leanne Crow and Charley Green are sucking cock at SCORELAND this weekend. There’s no way Leanne is taking a load of ball juice on her tits.”
Hey, I didn’t say they were. But I want to tell you about some entertaining postings that have been going up on Sundays at SCORELAND. They’re called “BTS Theater,” BTS meaning behind the scenes. They’re iPhone clips, usually shot by Tushna, our studio manager, during on-location shoots (the ones going up this month are from St. Maarten). Tushna has a way of catching the girls in impromptu, candid, real-life moments, although sometimes she just goes and stages the whole thing. Like in two of Sunday’s clips, in which Tushna has Charley lick, suck and tit-fuck a lollipop (while Leanne gets changed in the background) and then has Leanne lick an ice cream cone (and let it melt all over her chest). It’s not quite like seeing them sucking and tit-fucking real cock, but it’s pretty damn hot. I mean, it works for me.
One thing I like about the BTS clips is getting to see the girls in ways we haven’t seen them before. For example, until a few minutes ago when I saw the Charley Green clip, I didn’t know she had a pierced tongue. Now I know, and you know what? My feelings about her are even stronger than they were before. You see, as a model, Charley is kinda shy and won’t show her pussy. But you know what that pierced tongue tells me? It tells me that Charley loves to suck cock. Yes, I am here to tell you that that that’s exactly what it means when a girl has a pierced tongue (of course, it could also mean she wants to piss off her father, but he’s going to get pissed off for the same reason I like the pierced tongue).
Two things I wouldn’t want my daughter to do: 1.) Pierce her tongue; 2.) Wear a LOVE PINK T-shirt. You know, the ones from Victoria’s Secret. To me, LOVE PINK means LOVE PUSSY. Of course, I’d prefer that to LOVE MEAT.
Anyway, now I know that even though Charley won’t show her pussy on-camera (at least not yet), she loves to suck cock. And that means a lot to me. And I also know how Leanne looks with cream-covered tits.
By the way, one of Sunday’s BTS clips is of Angela White, and that one is a candid clip. It’s called “Mystery Titties,” but there’s really no mystery. It could also be called “Mystery Ass” because Angela models her very nice buttocks, too.
So, Sunday, enjoy Leanne, enjoy Charley, enjoy Angela, enjoy going behind the scenes. SCORELAND. It’s not just about fucking.
Well, Elaina Gregory‘s first Tits & Tugs scene is posted on SCORELAND. Emission accomplished. Elaina’s flown home and is doing great.
And now for the reactions by those who commented. Here are a few choice remarks:
Gurkin: “Perfect titfuck! I love it when the guy holds her breasts together and she just lays back and takes it. And to completion, too! Just awesome!”
Cleanoldman: “Just FANTASTIC!! Elaina is simply gorgeous and so, so sexy. Sound recording is much better than usual, which adds to the fun. Really, one of the finest videos I’ve seen. Elaina is a charmer.”
Spoolhookerone77: “WOW!!! Thank you Elaina! You are so hot, we had hoped to see cum on those gorgeous tits of yours, thank you and thanks SCORELAND!”
Ramjet: “Goodness gracious me oh my!! I can’t wait to see what she does next!”
Well, the results are clear from the props received. Elaina brought her own special brand of joy and bliss. She handled things very nicely.
I usually estimate that for every good or bad comment sent in about a model or a scene, a couple thousand minds think along the same track. This is not scientific at all, but it seems to work. So this means that a good number of you found your happy seat with Elaina. There were no negs at all.
Elaina, you can tell us to talk to the hand anytime.
