The new XL Girls movie K-Jugs is here, and it stars RENEE ROSS! (Who you know is one of my faves.) While we were filming this stacktacular masterpiece, we had Lester, our infamous cameraman, follow all the girls around on the set, and he had some pretty great moments with the likes of Ms. Ross, Samantha 38G, Bailey Santanna, Brandy Ryder, Reyna Mae and Jade Parker.
We will be unveiling some of his footage throughout the week so all of you guys can get an idea of what it was like on the set. (We always try to give our guys some funny backstage/blooper stuff.)
K-Jugs was the brainchild of one of our readers, who wrote in and gave us the idea for the flick in the SCORE Scriptwriting contest. So we got some hot busties together, and they went to town doing raunchy XXX. And just like that, our reader’s fantasy came true.
Yes, SCORE is like Make A Wish for boob guys. lol
Here’s my synopsis of K-Jugs:
Sam and Renee play rival DJs at a station called K-JUGS.
Renee fucks.
Sam fucks.
Sam and Renee fuck each other! 🙂
There are big tits all over the place.
Bailey Santanna fucks.
And she gets cum all over her face. (Yay!)
Reyna and Brandy get hot and sticky in a four-way.
Jade Parker’s in this flick, too.
And guess what? She fucks!
Bang. Bang. Bang. Boobs. Moneyshot.
And we all cum happily ever after.
The end.
Sigh. Don’t you just love happy endings? lol
And now some fine backstage footage of the one, the only Renee Ross. (Also a cameo by the hotness that is Samantha 38G.)
Enjoy it boys! And look for K-Jugs at the eBoobStore this Friday!
Oh, SCORELAND…the place where fantasies come true. Or cum true…depending on who you speak to. 🙂
I personally love SCORELAND. I love it when we have all sorts of exciting things going on. I love it when we have a new special up and new busty debuts. I love it when I’m just surfing around in the archives and come across something cool.
I love it when we get to see a hottie fuck for the first time. I love it when we go on location and post pics live from the other side of the world.
SCORELAND just fucking rocks my socks about as much as it does your cocks.
“But how do I convey that to you?” I said to myself? How do I say how awesome SCORELAND is to our members?
Then I thought…say it with cream. 🙂
A picture is worth a thousand words. lol
xoxo
Maria
Ivy Darmon says it with cream, and there ain't nothing wrong with that!
I am sure for most of you this is a day filled with ass-kissery to the lady loves in your lives. You know how it goes…you have to take her out to a fancy dinner. You have to buy her something sparkly. You have to “make love,” which we all know is the pretentious, drawn-out, slightly soap-opera-ish cousin to our fave…”fucking.” Valentine’s Day is tough on dudes. I get it. (Even though I am a chick, believe me, I get it. And besides, I don’t have a Valentine of my own this year, so I am allowed to shit all over this holiday meant to make single gals like me turn to chocolate and our vibrators for comfort. lol)
But I ask you this, boob brethren, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR PRESENT? I don’t see chicks bending over backwards for you on this day. Oh, no. And that, my friends, is biased bullshit. Where is the love for the dudes? WHERE IS THE SPECIAL TREATMENT?
So, on this Valentine’s Day, I have decided to give YOU a Valentine.
Jenna Valentine, that is. 🙂
Jenna is one of my boobied, cutied faves because she is funny, has a great rack and she is pretty damn hot. (She also has a shy nipple that doesn’t get hard right away and will make you want to suck on it until it does.) And she is into chicks, which means that in my imagination, I have banged her a few times. (Okay, more than a few times. lol) When Jenna was here last, Dave and I hung out with her and took her measurements because this sexy lady from California (She talks like a Valley girl and whereas most times I would find that annoying, when this pale-skinned hottie does it, it’s a huge turn-on!) claims that she was a double-F because she didn’t fit an F. And you know what? Jenna knows her body because she was right. She’s a FF-cup. And I got to be THIS CLOSE to her as I measured her, and I am NOT complaining, because unlike my blogging cohort, Adam, I know what to do with a big pair of tits. (LOL! Sorry Adam, you asked for it, buddy.)
Plus, I taught her how to make her boobs bounce and that is the gift that keeps on giving.
So enjoy this Valentine from us to you because goddamn it, you’re special and you deserve something nice on this ridiculous chick holiday, too!
Dave with Renee. I am sure he is giving her skating tits, er, tips. lol
Something is always going down in the SCORE offices. Sometimes, you walk into the kitchen and there’s a big-titter at your table, eating some lunch, and her cleavage is burning a hole in your retinas. Sometimes you walk into an empty office and there’s a super-titter on the desk, spread eagle and in the middle of a photo shoot. And sometimes you are walking down the hallway and you almost get run over by mega-titter Renee Ross on roller skates. And in booty shorts, too.
Yes…SCORE is sometimes like Xanadu, but with more tits.
Here is what I can tell you about Renee. She is one of THE sweetest ladies you will ever meet. She is very funny and personable. She loves to laugh and it comes across whenever she is on set. And she is pretty great on roller skates. She was so excited to roller skate around our offices and do tricks for everyone watching that we found ourselves watching her roll around for quite some time. And when I say WE, I mean practically everyone in our office. Renee is easy on the eyes but bad for work productivity. lol
The only way this would be better is if Renee was naked! 🙂
We all secretly hoped Renee fell…on top of one of us so we'd be victims of a tit collision. YUM.
Renee rolls by our video editor/cameraman, Lester. Just another day in the office...
With tits like that, I'd play rollerderby with Renee anyday!
So check out this video of Renee on her skates because it’s Thursday, and on Friday we like to have fun! 🙂
Hope everyone has a smashing weekend and that all of you curl up with a sexy busty, too!
That is why whenever I get a chance to see a hot girl work out in tight pants and a tiny top she is spilling out of, I do. (Because I totally agree…exercise is important. lol)
So, when I had a chance to catch up with Kaytee Carter and she told me that she loves to do yoga, I figured why not get her to do some for the blog? And of course, she did it in a tiny sports bra and then, eventually, topless. Now, I am not a yogi, or, um, a yoga master. Hell, I don’t even like yogurt! But I’ll tell you what…watching this chick bend into all sorts of positions and hearing her little satisfied grunts as she stretched her hot bod, well, it got my heart rate going! (And I am sure that it will get your heart rate going, too!)
I have a special place in my heart for the busties who love yoga. Chloe Vevrier is a yoga fanatic and even did some yoga for our lensmen when she was filming On Location Key Largo. And Christy Marks is a yoga lover, too! She can bend herself into an incredible fuck pretzel at the drop of a hat. You have to respect a woman who says, “Hey, look at my tits…and watch me put my legs behind my head.” (Kinda makes you wish all chicks could do that, eh?) Chicks that like yoga should wear shirts that say, “Fuck me, I’m limber!”
So, what did we learn today, guys?
1) Exercise is important.
2) Girls should work out topless.
3) Girls who do yoga are good lays.
Enjoy this exercise video. Well, jackcercise video, anyway. lol
I love to see a woman's tits from the side…thank you, Yurizan!
I love to blog about tits and why I love them, why they rule and all the good stuff in between.
And part of that involves one of my favorite things of all time…
The profile shot of a great pair of bazoombas.
I don’t know what it is about that titty side-view that makes me happy, but it does.
(Check out Yurizan‘s profile shot from the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE. Isn’t it glorious? Doesn’t it just bring a smile of pure joy to your face?)
Maybe it’s because deep down inside, in places that I don’t discuss at dinner parties…I am an ass-lover, too.
(And cue collective GASP! from all you die-hard boob lovers out there. LOL I am, after all, not only the the editor of V-mag but the editor of BootyLicious mag, too!)
When a lady stands sideways like that, not only do you get to see the wonderful slope of her tit and the wonderful curve underneath it, but you also get a peek at her backside. And who doesn’t love that? Seeing her ripe rump and her glorious ta-tas takes me to a place in my mind where I imagine her in doggie-style. Maybe someone is spanking her ass and cupping her boobs at the same time. Maybe whispering dirty, sweet nothings into her ear.
Oh, yeah.
And that, my friends, is hot. Period. You can’t compete with the wonderful images that the side boob shot inspires.
(And for the record, Yurizan, in all her amazing and possibly EPIC sexiness, was the PERFECT model for this blog posting. But then again, she is one of my faves, so I am a little biased!) 😛
Today I want to talk about what I like to refer to as The Great Whipped Cream Debate of 2009.
Is Cynthia's whipped cream use acceptable or too messy for your taste?
(Okay, it’s not that GREAT of a debate, but the title sounds fancy so I went with it.) 😉
You see, round these parts, I find myself enmeshed in these conversations with other editors, art directors and staff, and one of those convos was about the whole food and tits situation.
(Yes, these are ACTUAL debates that happen when your whole day revolves around hooters. Seriously.)
Some people were all for food and jugs making lovely music together.(Like when Annina coated her tits in the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE.)
And others saw pics of Cynthia Romero‘s foodie boobs from the Jan. ’06 issue of SCORE and raged against it with a fervor usually reserved for our Piercings and Tattoos Debates. (Yes, we have those, too. lol)
“It’s messy and nasty!” said some.
“It’s fucking hot to see a pair of tits covered in sticky, sweet goodness!” said others.
And so the debate raged on and on, and when it was all said and done, it boiled down to one thing and one thing only.
Whipped cream.
You see, whipped cream is that treat that sits right on the fence that separates the foodies from the non-foodies here in our office.
Sam is a whipped cream kinda gal.
All of the staffers who were adamantly against food-on-jugs action said that whipped cream was the exception.
It's a party, and you, Karina and her can of whipped cream are invited.
While looking at a set of Karina Hart playing with whipped cream, the anti-foodies said, “It’s acceptable. Not too much of it, but a little whipped cream is okay.”
And when checking out Sam Spring‘s June ’07 V-mag layout, the food-on-dugs lovers said that whipped cream was a staple for tit play.
“It’s a must. It’s perfect. You can precisely cover a pair of nipples with just a few squirts of that can of creamy goodness,” said the pro-foodies.
So, after hearing everyone in the office chime in on their edible/non-edible tata preferences, I decided that the only way to settle this debate was to come to you, the boob-loving masses, and let you guys hash it out and decide.
So what say you, big-tit lovers? Is food on boobflesh A-okay, or is it a titty taboo?
Is whipped cream the universal peacemaker for this debate?
And moreover, after all this talk of food and tits and creamy, yummy stuff, are you as hungry as I am?
Hello boob lovers and tit hounds! I’m back, and guess what I’ve got for you?
NEW TITS!
NEW TITS!
NEW TITS!
Whew!
First thing that I want to do is say that I love, no wait, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE when we have busty new girls in the studio. It’s like Christmas. Or maybe it’s like Chestmas. Or Titmas? Either way, it’s fuckin’ awesome.
So, allow me to introduce you to Bebe Cooper, a fiery redhead from Springfield, Missouri. She’s a natural ginger and has the prettiest, creamiest pale H-cups around. She is a comic-book nerd and loves video games, and she loves tattoos and has the sweetest disposition, too. But you know what makes Bebe the best? (Besides her amazing boobies and her pretty face…) Here’s a hint…SHE COULD BE A SPOKESPERSON FOR THOSE “GOT MILK?” ADS.
Okay, I’ll spill the beans…Bebe Cooper rocks my socks and will rock your cocks because she is a MILKER!
That’s right, a MILKER!
(For those of you not in the “know,” a milker is a busty lady who recently had a baby and whose jugs are full o’ the breast milk.)
In fact, I even managed to pilfer some video footage from one of her Web shoots of Bebe drainin’ her dugs for you. (I know, I am a thief, but fuck it! I wanted to put it up for you guys. I will deal with the consequences!)
We don’t always get busty milkers in here, but when we do, you can be sure that I will always steal video footage so you can see it. lol
Enjoy this fiesty redhead and look for more on her soon on the blog.
xoxo,
Maria
PS: You can also get a sneak-peek of another amazing, busty find at the end of this video. A new wondrous lady by the name of Kaytee Carter. Look for more of her on the blog, too!
Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!
Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.
Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!
Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.
Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!
Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, any day.
Let’s make something very clear: Tits are wonderful, wonderful things.
Now I want to make this statement: OIL MAKES TITS BETTER.
It is absolutely, 100 percent true. You can be staring at the most-marvelous boobies in the whole entire universe and they are good, but, add some oil all over those orbs and WHAMMO! they get much better. It’s something about the greasiness that just elevates them to the next level. It’s the shiny, slick wonder of them that makes you want to run your hands over their lubricated surface.
And now that we are on the subject, how great do oily tits feel, eh? Marvelous! I could rub on a pair of slippery tits all day. Oil is, like, synonymous with horny, good times. I would love to high-five every model who ever greased up for boob play. I mean, think about it. Think about a room full of naked chicks…pretty hot, right? Now imagine them covered in oil and just slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place.
(Seriously, this is the reason why the our dick-flick, B.L.O.W., Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, starring Cherry Brady, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson is one of my all-time faves. It’s greasy goodness and rough play, and there are four busty ladies wrestling. How can that combo NOT rock your jock? You can get a copy at the eBoobstore, and you SHOULD get a copy. )
For now, please peruse some of my oily favorites in all of their slick lustrous bustiness.
Well, maybe she won’t burst your bubble, but looking at Carrie Ashton will definitely help you bust your nut…in a good way, of course.
Ms. Ashton returns to the blog in another mini-video I shot of her when she was here last week.
I want to take this opportunity to say a few things about shooting videos for the blog. The first thing is that when we started this blog, they gave us a bunch of rules to follow about getting videos and when and where we could shoot and not to interrupt anyone and a bunch of other very restrictive guidelines when it came to the models, etc. The second thing I want to say is that I took all those guidelines and threw ’em out the window. 😛
I just happen to think its much more fun to barge into the studio and interrupt photoshoots (Especially when the model is naked and playing with toys!) and just shoot away. Not all of the editors do it that way, but I happen to think that my way of shooting is very, um, me? It’s my personality. My way of seeing the boobs I love. It’s my, um, vision? lol
(And I am sorry for the shaky camerawork! I am getting better at it, but I get so excited and hyper that I start bouncing around!) 😀
Regardless, I will take this time on the blog to apologize to the studio staff for my guerrilla-style blog videography and to our photographer, Peter, who graciously let me put him behind schedule and take Carrie away from him during his shoot. You are a gentleman and a scholar, Peter.
(But in all honesty, how else would I have gotten this video and how else would you know that she likes classic cars and can be wooed with chicken wings? Sometimes you have to get in there and take what you want, right? 😉 )
For now, enjoy Carrie and these bubbles. I must say, I was told that blowing bubbles relieves stress and I have to agree. Not one time while watching Ms. Ashton twirl around naked and blow bubbles did I feel stressed. LOL
