Oil makes everything better

October 21, 2009 by Maria
Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, anyday.

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, any day.

Let’s make something very clear: Tits are wonderful, wonderful things.

Now I want to make this statement: OIL MAKES TITS BETTER.

It is absolutely, 100 percent true. You can be staring at the most-marvelous boobies in the whole entire universe and they are good, but, add some oil all over those orbs and WHAMMO! they get much better. It’s something about the greasiness that just elevates them to the next level. It’s the shiny, slick wonder of them that makes you want to run your hands over their lubricated surface.

And now that we are on the subject, how great do oily tits feel, eh? Marvelous! I could rub on a pair of slippery tits all day. Oil is, like, synonymous with horny, good times. I would love to high-five every model who ever greased up for boob play. I mean, think about it. Think about a room full of naked chicks…pretty hot, right? Now imagine them covered in oil and just slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place.

(Seriously, this is the reason why the our dick-flick, B.L.O.W., Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, starring Cherry Brady, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson is one of my all-time faves. It’s greasy goodness and rough play, and there are four busty ladies wrestling. How can that combo NOT rock your jock? You can get a copy at the eBoobstore, and you SHOULD get a copy. )

For now, please peruse some of my oily favorites in all of their slick lustrous bustiness.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Maria

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6 responses to “Oil makes everything better”

  1. kerry marie pic,,,,,,, just added it to my go-to list,….

  2. Jack says:

    Hey Marie,

    Great topic .. Yes, I agree tits are wonderful, but a good oiling makes them even more wonderful !

    Better yet is when a model oils up her entire body. You are exactly right – it’s something about the slickness, shininess and lubrication which exudes sex appeal.

    Thanks for the oily treat .. I really did enjoy 🙂

  3. Truk says:

    One of my all-time favorites…Cherry’s workout scene was spectacular, and watching the girls slip and slide all over each other was fantastic too.

  4. Jo says:

    Jezhabelle is a old favorite of mine. I’m glad she’s still in the contest.

  5. Dino says:

    For me seeing Sarenna Lee all oiled up always gets me going. Oil does great things to the female body. Oil is a girl’s best friend.. 😉

  6. viggo says:

    Sigh…. Kerry Marie my all time favourite. With or without oil.

    I’ve never thought about it before, but you’re right, boobs look better with oil.

    Talking about favourites Maria, one of our top 5 models got voted out today.
    Rukhsana deserved to get higher than #74.