It’s not always easy to figure out a person. Take Kalila Kane, the DDD-cup newcomer who debuts today at SCORELAND. When I first met Kalila in the SCORE Studio, she was happily talking about her tits and being the fun-loving, young girl she is.
But then, within minutes, she was revealing to me how nervous she was about being photographed nude for the first time.
Then, when I did this Blog video, one of the first things she said to me was, “My tits are really good for tit-fucking. I do a lot of crazy stuff with them. It’s fun.”
And, yet, her nerves still hadn’t settled.
Then she told me that she’s shy.
Then I looked on her model info sheet and saw things like, “I want to be in a 20-guy gangbang” and “I don’t wear a bra when I sleep/swim/fuck” and “I might be addicted to masturbating” and “I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that.”
But, then, in the part of the info sheet where we asked, “Were you the bustiest girl in school,” Kalila answered, “Yes. Also the shyest.”
Shy? Okay. But there’s a lot of spread tits and pussy and fingered pussy in the photo set that goes live today. So I’m kinda wondering, what’s Kalila’s idea of shy?
Enjoy this introduction to Kalila. Then check her out at SCORELAND.
I always get excited when there are new tits to show you. It’s like Christmas but better. It’s titsmas!
This lovely lady and her lovely lady lumps go by the name Rockell, and she will be coming your way very soon.
She has 36G boobies and is 22 years old.
I got to hang out with her on set for a few minutes, and she was loads of fun. First of all, she is from Alabama, so the Southern accent and the Southern charm are thicker than her juicy tits. Not really…her tits are pretty juicy.
Secondly, she is pretty tall at 5’9″, so she has that hourglass, Amazon thing going on.
And lastly, she has a lot of personality. Rockell is perkier than…well, her tits and believe you me, she has some pretty perky, juicy tits.
Also, she looks pretty hot in the SCORELAND babe uniform, right? Mmhm.
But before you go berserk over her, and by that I mean, before you go jerk to her, let me say this:
This video is only about 30 seconds long. lol
You will get a longer, more in-depth video very soon, I promise.
This is a little teaser from me to you. I wasn’t supposed to post it…
but I really needed you guys to see what the future holds for you.
The future looks pretty blonde and stacked, huh?
You’re welcome!
oxoxo,
Maria
Get yours now.
It’s the time of the season that every boob man waits for.
Time for sexy and well-built coeds to go back to class.
Bouncing from class to class with their book bags.
Sitting in the front row to get their professor’s attention.
Time for teacher’s dirty looks.
Sucking milk through a straw during their lunch breaks.
Cheerleader practice.
Locker room showers.
Taking a few minutes to catch some sun.
Raising money with group car washes.
And other scholarly activities.
The theme of the November ’12 SCORE is the big-chested, great-looking coed.
Representing this semester’s student body:
Hitomi
Ivy Darmon
Christy Marks
Kali West
Karina Hart
Kaytee Carter
Valory Irene
Plus
Brandy Dean
Janne Hollan
Minka
Siri
Now at your favorite news rack or visit The SCORE Store at eBoobStore.com.
The digital version of this issue also has embedded videos of Valory, Siri, Minka and Janne.
Sharpen your pencils.
If you're going to jack off in the library, let's hope there's a busty librarian like Alena Snow to jack off to.
I was just going through the comments that members post on SCORELAND when I came across this from a member: “I’m sitting in a library using the Internet and I’m trying to jack off without getting noticed.”
Whoa, buddy! Jacking off in a public library…not a good idea.
Jacking off in your car (or car-jacking)? I’ve heard of that.
Jacking in the stall of a public restroom? I’ve definitely heard of that.
And, according to UrbanDictionary.com, the definition of pocket pool: “To indiscreetly play with your balls and catch a quick jack. Example: While sitting in ms.davis’s class and everybody is staring and she is like, hey what are you doing, and i am like look bitch i am itching my ball for gods sake, would you like to help me out….go to the office, but …..mmmm can i wash my hands first…”
But jacking off in the library? Listen, I’m not even going to ask if that’s legal. I’m sure it isn’t. I hope he was at least playing pocket pool and hadn’t actually whipped it out.
And, please, guys: If you’re going to jack off in your local library, please make sure SCORELAND or any of our other websites are not on the screen when you get caught and banned from the library for life. Or arrested. And don’t jizz on the books!
Anyway, my point is…where was the most unusual place you’ve ever jacked off?
Personally, I highly recommend restricting your J.O. activities to the privacy of your home, private office or a sealed bathroom stall. But, you know, sometimes the feeling hits and you just have to reach down for a feel. Play a round of pocket pool.
Yes, it can be a real mess.
I don’t know how the Internet has affected the strip club scene as far as attendance numbers, but the clubs still seem to be going strong according to the people I know in that business. There are much less feature dancers these days in North America, especially in the big-bust league, and many more house dancers.
I don’t go to titty bars like I used to because most of the clubs in Florida tend to hire skinny dancers with small chests, and that’s never been my speed. Back in the 1990s, I managed to see most of the big-bust superstar dancers, like Alyssa Alps, Busty Dusty, SaRenna Lee, Minka, Traci Topps and a lot of other big names, in clubs like Flashdancers and Boobie Bungalow.
There are still tons of clubs in South Florida, and friends I know who work in the club business in the mid-west tell me that there are still lots of clubs in Wisconsin, Indiana, Michigan and other Mid-Western states. (The clubs and bars are more casual there than the expensive gentlemen’s clubs in large urban areas.)
Which leads me to quoting several SCORE Girls about their dancing days.
Gee, she's an angel.
Angel Gee: “I used to dance in a no-contact club, but if I liked somebody and they liked me and I was comfortable enough, I could inch my way a little bit closer, put my boobs up in their face and whatever. And of course they’d say, ‘Can I touch?’ and I’d be like, ‘Hmmmm, maybe!’ I absolutely loved dancing, and it wasn’t even about the money, which is a sad thing ’cause I’m not your average stripper. I love my body. I’m comfortable in my skin, and I love to have guys wanting me. It’s a big turn-on to be the center of attention and all eyes are on me and it’s my show.”
A faceful of Colt 45.
Colt 45: “I’m not much of a dancer. I’m more of an entertainer. I don’t put on a big, glamorous show. I do more of a personal show, an audience participation kind of thing. I always ask the guys, ‘Do you want me to paint myself or do you want my boobs around your face?’ I’ll hang with guys and drink every chance I can get. I’ve never been one to stay in the dressing room and stare in a mirror like some girls. I’m more down-to-Earth, and I like to hang out with people. That always surprises people, that I’m down-to-Earth.”
Morgan danced in UK clubs for a few years.
Morgan Leigh: “American clubs have been around longer so they’re set up better. The clubs are usually bigger over here in the United States. And they’re more accepted. It’s more acceptable to go to a strip club or gentlemen’s club here than it is over in the UK. I’ll often be out with friends and we’ll decide to go to a gentlemen’s club. Guys in Britain are more budget-minded. They are more careful with what they do with their money. It’s still a fantasy thing, a relaxing thing, an enjoyable thing. I think most guys, wherever they are, get the same thrill out of it. In the clubs I danced in, in most of them I had to wear knickers. Of course, it didn’t matter because most of the men only cared about staring at my big boobs.”
Ohio sweetie Destiny.
Destiny Rose: “My club is off the highway so I get a lot of truck drivers who stop in for a bite to eat. On the weekends, it’s a younger crowd. It’s fun. I like dancing on the weekends. I like to squeeze my tits together and lick both my nipples at the same time. It feels good. I am sure that if I tried, I could probably stick both my nipples in my mouth at the same time and suck them and hold them there for a while. There is this one girl that I dance with at the club. She is busty and exotic looking and I love her. I swear that on any given night when I am not working, I will go into the club and I will give her half of my money just on getting lap dances alone! That’s the power of big boobies for you! I can’t resist!”
It's difficult to remove your face from Daylene.
Daylene Rio: “I can pretty much do full-on grind. I don’t have to be 20-feet away. They pop all the time. The dance isn’t over until the guy pops in his pants. I’ve had it happen in 30 seconds. When guys come into the club, they’re not looking for romance. They’re looking to have fun. Sometimes guys will recognize me from SCORE. I love when that happens.”
I long for the days when the big-boobed girls ruled the stages.
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The elusive Trinity Michaels gets the SCORELAND spotlight today. I call her elusive because she rarely models, and that’s a shame, in my opinion. I also think she’d be killer in a XXX scene because she sounds like a live wire when she talks about her sexual fantasies, like being in threesomes with another girl or getting boned by a girl wearing a strap-on.
Well, we’ll keep our expectations high for the future.
The beach police would toss a towel over Dolly's open bottoms the second they saw her.
With the summer Olympics kicking off Friday in London, SCORE has its own British candidate to offer. Her name is Dolly Delight and she has a slim, big-boobed body built for string bikinis. Well, she’s from Bristol, and that’s also a Brit slang word for big knockers. Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not.
Returning tomorrow and Friday, Dolly is right on time for those Olympic breastivities.
She gets my vote for the Big-Boob Olympics.
“I love to masturbate and be watched as well,” Dolly says. “When I’m doing videos, I really do cum in them as I’m being filmed playing with myself. That really gets me hot.”
I’ve listened to her dirty mouth several times while she’s rubbing one out. If phone sex and jack talk was an Olympic sport, Dolly and her torrid tonsils would claim the gold medal.
That's Sammie on the left, Jenny on the right
What’s SCORELAND2 all about? Well, one of the things it’s all about is $9.99 a month for photo/video updates five days a week and an archive of some of the best scenes from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com and many of our other websites. You won’t find any new stuff at SCORELAND2 (everything is at least two years old), but you’ll find lots and lots of great big-boob stuff (solo and hardcore) to jack to. And, like I said, it’s all just $9.99.
SCORELAND2 is also about having something for every big-boob lover…a wide variety of girls and scenes…so things never get boring. I think the upcoming week at SCORELAND2 is something to get excited about on many levels.
Monday: Jenny Hill and Sammie Black, two of the great black ‘n’ stacked naturals of the 1990s, two girls whose naturals boobs are as big and floppy and pliable as any I’ve ever seen, go tit-to-tit in one of only three or four scenes they shot together. There was true chemistry between Jenny and Sammie, perhaps because when they met, it was like, “Really? There’s another girl out there who’s built like me?”
Tuesday: Maria Moore, one of the greatest plumpers ever, puts on a spectacular cleavage show then sucks and fucks in one of her earliest hardcore scenes. It’s amazing that the lucky dude who porks her wasn’t suffocated by her massive mammaries. I just checked, and according to XLGirls.com, Maria has FF-cups. No fuckin’ way. They’re much bigger.
If all secretaries looked like Michelle May, executives' marriages would last about two weeks.
Wednesday: Michelle May, during her first visit to our studio, as a super-stacked secretary. Cleavage pouring out of a top as she sits as her desk. Amazing shots looking up at her soft, plush, firm rack. What a view!
Jayden Prescott on her first day of nude modeling, ever. Back home: her loving husband.
Thursday: Jayden Prescott, slim ‘n’ stacked reader’s wife, a girl we first introduced on the Blog on October 1, 2009, a girl who had never posed nude or even been a stripper, does the thing that made her so special: First day in the studio, she not only fucks a total stranger, she takes his cock in her tight little ass. Jayden’s a little lady, and to this day, I still don’t know how she fit that cock in her butthole. First time out of the box, first time in the box.
Friday: Christy Marks and Terry Nova in their barnside four-way with two dudes from Busty Riding Academy. I was in Hungary during that shoot, but I wasn’t at the stable that day. Unlucky me, I was watching Jasmine Black, Melissa Mandlkova and Kristy Klenot splash water all over each other and have a catfight. I know, tough job.
And so completes a great (but typical) week at SCORELAND2: super-naturals in girl-girl action, a great plumper fucking, a stacked girl-next-door putting on an amazing tit show, a reader’s wife taking it up the ass and two of the most-popular naturals ever in four-way hardcore action.
That’s a lot to look forward to. And did I mention? Just $9.99.
Beverly Paige is back at SCORE, and it’s always a pleasure to have her here. It’s been a while.
Today at SCOREVideos, Beverly kills a tight, short dress that clings to her body like plastic wrap.
When she bounces and shakes ’em hands-free as she walks down a staircase, the tears welled up in my eyes. I think I’ve played the first few minutes five times so far.
Maybe I’m insane, but I’d rather see a bouncing boobquake than anything else, and that goes for hardcore, too. Throw in some walking and dancing and I’m even happier.
Beverly doesn’t dance in this video but she does drop to the floor in a very impressive split. That girl is flexy.
And yes, she does ride the couch with a human dildo when he shows up to play with Beverly’s ginormous gazongas.
“I always wanted big boobs,” Beverly said. “I would stuff my bra and walk around. Well, I wasn’t careful what I wished for. And then once I had boobs, I knew I could be a porn star.”
Like Maria once said, “Beverly has a lot of charisma and spunk.”
Beer mugs and huge jugs.
Gya Roberts debuted on SCORELAND on July 17, almost a year ago. Can you believe that?
When I first saw Gya’s photos, I thought she would look incredible wearing a traditional European barmaid’s dress. In Germany, it’s called a “dirndl.” Wasn’t Gya born to wear one and hoist a few steins of old-world beer? I think so. Those are some big, heavy steins there! I’ve yet to see a photo or video of an Oktoberfest beermaid this well-mounded. Our photo team had the pleasure of seeing Gya again on a recent road trip to Europe.
See this new pictorial today at SCORELAND and get boob drunk.
Gya loves dressing to excite. That is her philosophy about clothes shopping. She’s my kind of woman.
“When I shop, I like to go into stores that do not carry my size and then try on smaller sizes,” Gya said. “I love when the women at the store tell me that something is too small for me and that I am showing off too much of my body. That just makes me determined to wear it even more. I am not ashamed of my body, so if something is small and hugs my curves, I like it. I like things to fit tight. I think that clothes should be like my second skin.”
When are ya coming to America, Gya?
And happy upcoming birthday to Dallas Dixon, Stephanie Stalls, Colt 45, Hitomi and Claudia Kealoha.
Dallas Dixon, born July 14
Stephanie Stalls, born July 18
Colt 45, born July 18
Hitomi, born July 18
Claudia Kealoha, born July 20