Categories for Tits in Tight Tops
April 24, 2012 by Elliot James
I probably don’t need to explain Administrative Professionals Day, also called Admin Day or Secretaries Day, which is tomorrow, the last Wednesday of the month of April. (In Europe, where it’s on the third Wednesday, it was already celebrated on April 19.)
I’m sure each of you know the complete and detailed history of this special holiday since its creation in 1952.
On this day, receptionists, administrative assistants, administrative support staffers, secretaries and other office workers are honored and celebrated for their hard work.
It is not too late to secure gifts of flowers, candy, handbags, cash and memberships to SCORELAND for your secretaries and other clerical staffers.
We, too, at The SCORE Group, would like to honor these tireless functionaries, for upon their shoulders (in our case, upon their bra cups) rests the success, efficiency and productiveness of the world’s businesses. The world may not always know of their behind-the-scenes endeavors, and so this holiday was devised. Surprisingly enough, the furniture and department stores do not celebrate this day with sales nor do the car dealers and bra stores of the world.
We give thanks by dedicating this Blog to them.
-
-
Sara Jay
-
-
Inesse
-
-
April McKenzie
-
-
Desiree
-
-
Redd Adaire
-
-
Renee Ross
April 20, 2012 by Elliot James
Emilia Boshe, now at SCORELAND.
A SCORE photo team just trekked from Miami to Berlin (Germany, not Maryland) specifically for two special models.
Janne Hollan, Czech mate.
Extraordinary models who can’t be photographed within the United States, so, as we had many times before, we went to the models.
One girl is a Czech lovely named Janne Hollan.
The other is a busty German lady named Emilia Boshe.
Janne works for a car company, but her real calling is the cleavage camera.
Emilia has been web-camming the past few years and has made a name for herself. She’ll be in the all-naturals September ’12 SCORE.
Both of them are great. Their pictorials and videos at SCORELAND are a tit-man’s joy. Boobs to sink into. I believe you’ll agree.
This upcoming week in birthdays is a mix of past and present, retired and active. Whatever they’re up to, may they have a blast. Is there anyone more Vegas than Summer?
Dixie Cupps born April 21.
Summer Sinn born April 23.
Ava Lustra born April 25.
Trish Bailey born April 25.
Charlee Chase born April 26.
April 16, 2012 by Elliot James
Hire more busty tax preparers!
That’s my taxing recommendation.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
Birthdays this week:
Cindy Cupps born April 16.
Lisa Phillips born April 18.
Alex Chance born April 19.
Sydney Simona born April 19.
Kayla Kleevage born April 20.
April 14, 2012 by Elliot James
It can be good to be a lollipop.
It’s not easy for a girl like Venera to be built the way she is.
But we hope that all the love that SCORE guys and girls show Venera compensates for that.
“I started making clothes on my own because it was really hard to find things that looked good on me,” Venera said. “I can find some nice clothes in the stores, but I like when they’re originals. I don’t like to see someone on the street wearing the same dress or the same top. I like to be original.”
Venera is definitely original and one of a kind. It was a good day when she decided to become a birthday-suit model.
“I like clothes that show my cleavage. It doesn’t always have to be so fancy because I also like casual, comfortable things, but I don’t like big clothes. I like clothes that are tight and show off my body.”
Venera won the DNA lottery, putting her in the same super-slim, super-naturally stacked league as a select few others in that rare category: Merilyn Sakova, Hitomi and Valory Irene.
Hard to find? Make that nearly impossible.
There are lots of girls in that league who will never model, and only their boyfriends or husbands will ever get to see them wearing the air.
So my advice is, treat ’em nice.
April 13, 2012 by Maria
-
-
Busty Brianna peels her black bra off!
-
-
Samantha 38G pops right out of her black bra.
-
-
Penny experiences a double nip-slip in her black bra.
-
-
Maria Verbeck is ripping her black bra off!
-
-
Diane Poppos looks good in any color…especially black.
-
-
We like Sharday in her black bra, but we like her more when she comes out of it.
-
-
The ever-chesty Westy looks good in black lace.
About halfway through my Friday here at SCORELAND HQ I realized that it was Friday the 13th. Maybe this day strikes fear and terror into the hearts of some less fortunate people, but not for me.
C’mon! I see tits all day AND I get paid for it. Clearly, I am the luckiest gal in the world. I’m living the dream!
But for some people Friday the 13th is a real and very dark day.
And that is why today I am going to feature black bras. Because that is what I do on the blackest of days. I defeat bad luck with tits. Clearly in this battle between good and evil, I win. I win all the time! 🙂
So, behold! Seven hotties in black bras. I chose seven because it is a lucky number. See what I did there?
Well, I am lying. I chose six and then the great Boob Jedi Master, Elliot “I know all the boobs in the universe!” James showed me the glorious shot of Diane Poppos below. How could I NOT feature Ms. Poppos? She is sexy to the infinite power.
So enjoy these black bras but don’t walk under any ladders or break any mirrors…just in case!
xoxox,
Maria
April 12, 2012 by Dave
For this fantasy, there's no reason for Morgan to take off her sweater
T.N., a SCORE reader who enjoys sharing the experiences he’s had with big-breasted women, writes, “I hit it off with a girl in a bar a couple of years ago, but she never took off her jacket that night. Well, I asked her out, and on our first date, she showed up wearing a tight, red, wool sweater. She had miles of tits, and her sweater looked alive. That’s the beauty of wool. It was as if you could actually see the fibers of the sweater move with each of her breaths. I was able to get under her sweater a little later that night, and she said, ‘I knew you were a sweater guy. I used to date a sweater guy.’ So I guess it came as no surprise to her when I blew a load all over her titties and sweater while she was titty fucking me.”
Okay, that last part…”blew a load all over her titties and sweater.” What do you make of that?
I know what I make of it: I was instantly excited by the idea of cumming on a girl’s sweater. While she’s wearing it, of course. Basically, I’m picturing it one of two ways. One, the girl is giving a guy a blow job. She’s wearing a tight, wool sweater (maybe Angora; that would be good) over her big tits. The sweater is covering her tits. We can’t see her cleavage. And when the guy cums, he makes a mess of her sweater.
Scenario Two: You’re tit-fucking the same girl, but in this case, she has her sweater pulled up above her tits (kind of like it’s a rush job). When it’s time to cum, you shoot your load all over her sweater. Yep, once again, you’ve made a mess of it. And maybe she’s a little pissed off. You just ruined her good sweater with your cum. Can you imagine her trying to clean cum off an Angora sweater? Can you imagine her walking into the dry cleaner and saying, “Can you remove cum from sweaters?”
By the way, the no-cleavage sweater part? That’s because the idea is to cum on her sweater, not on her tits (although on the area of her sweater that her tits are beneath).
Is anybody with me on this? Or are T.N. and I the only ones? I have a sneaking suspicion that we’re not.
April 9, 2012 by Elliot James
Sheridan Love. Gorgeous. A body that will not quit. Great tits. If every girl was like Sheridan, life would be a dream.
In today’s SCORELAND video, “Sheridan Love: Action Figure Doll,” Sheridan tries on a variety of sexy outfits then goes beyond that. This is one of my top 10 favorite things to watch a SCORE Girl do. It’s like going shopping with her and hanging out in the store’s dressing room while she’s trying on clothes. Yes, the basic pleasures of life can’t be beat: a beautiful hottie and a collection of skimpy clothes for her to model. Oh, yeah, Miss Love’s brought along something else with her, and it’s not a shoehorn.
New Sheridan Love video today at SCORELAND
April 8, 2012 by Elliot James
A team at Manchester University led by Professor Geoff Beattie is trying to scientifically prove that a woman’s self-confidence increases when she wears a cleavage-boosting brassiere. Hell, I’ve been telling girls that for years.
The scientists claim that they’ve established this connection. I’m all for studies like this in the name of boobology. I’m sure those scientists couldn’t wait to get their hands on the data.
This is what they did at the university:
They shot 60 videos of women from 20 to 55 years old in three different everyday interactions.
The videos of the women wearing push-up bras were compared to videos of them wearing their own bras.
Professor Beattie and crew studied what they call the three key “micro-behaviors” associated with confidence and observed how many times they happened.
The three micro-behaviors they looked for were smiling (good), breaking eye contact (bad) and “self-comforting hand movements” such as stroking the chin (bad).
The push-up bra results:
Smiling increased by 73% when the women were wearing a push-up bra.
Breaking eye contact, a negative behavior, decreased by 41%.
Self-comforting hand movements, a sign of low self-confidence, decreased by 64%.
Summing up, the scientists claim that women with more prominent cleavage were more likely to maintain eye contact and show more self-confidence in public.
Still, I have to wonder about this study. It was commissioned by Gossard. The lingerie company is releasing a new push-up bra called “The Super Egoboost.”
They could have just come over to the SCORE building, and we would have answered all of their questions.
One sure result of more women wearing push-up bras would be 75 to 100% more guys smiling.
Is it true that Sophie Mae has no self-confidence problems since she started wearing push-up bras?
April 6, 2012 by Elliot James
Betty Blac at XLGirls: very hot
Meet Betty Blac, a sexy, fun-loving babe from Oakland, California who surprised us by saying, “I dated women only until I was 28. I started dating men when I lived in Australia, and since then I have dated mostly men. I still love women, but my attraction to men is stronger and I love cock.” Let’s be grateful for the switch-over. Miss Blac’s face-smothering 36K tits are true works of art. I’d rather see them hanging at the XLGirls’ studio than in a museum. One photo of Miss Blac’s boobs is worth more than all of Pablo Picasso’s crappy paintings.
All bow to Renee Ross
Renee Ross has again won Voluptuous magazine’s Model of the Year title. The June 2012 issue is Renee’s second awards edition cover (now at your favorite newsstand) and her fourth V-mag cover. Leanne Crow won Newcomer of the Year, something I expected to happen, and Kristina Milan won Plumper of the Year. “I voted for Renee,” R.D. emailed. “There were many worthy rivals up against Renee, as usual, but when it came time to send in my ballot, I entered her name automatically. I will probably do that again if she is in it next year.” Congrats to the winners!
Shyla Shy; knocked-up and horny
Was there some kind of fertility spell cast on the girls of Mamazon The Movie? First, Kali West got pregnant and came back to SCORELAND with a baby bump. Then Shyla Shy called to report that she was over seven months knocked-up, so we did the respectable thing and quickly invited her over for a new pole-vaulting event. See it right now. Shyla’s boobs are heavier than ever. The Florida local is a very quiet girl on or off camera, but it’s those quiet ones you really gotta watch. So far, no pregnancy reports have come in from Shyla and Kali’s Mamazon co-stars Alia Janine, Daylene Rio, Alexis Silver and Rachel Love. Still, I wonder.
April 1, 2012 by Maria
Here we see Gabriella Michaels in a constricting sports bra. Granted, she is running and they should be strapped down, but some women wear these kind of boob squishing bras on a daily basis just because. I call that Breastphemy! Breast Blasphemy!
So, I am going to rant a little and I ask that all of you bear with me because I have been witness to something that I consider to be a crime and I need to talk about it.
Today I am going to go off about minimizer bras and tight sports bras.
First of all, if I could, I would do away with these inhumane tit prisons that squash, squeeze and flatten the life out of the breasts that we hold dear.
I mean, who invented these tata traps, anyway?
As a woman who has worn these torture devices, I can honestly say that they are NOT comfortable. I have worn a minimizer before to flatten my breasts into submission so I could wear a button-up shirt, buttoned up to the top. First of all, who wants to button their buttons all the way up? Second of all, busty women shouldn’t be wearing button up shirts that don’t show cleavage.
Why am I talking about this?
Well, I am sick and tired of seeing busty women stuffed into these things. I am tired of the way that they look misshapen and bulky, like their breasts are suffocated and trying to burst free. Have you seen a woman in one of these things? She looks like a tube of toothpaste that someone stepped on but didn’t take the cap off of.
It really hurts my feelings.
Granted, if you are going to go for a run or get on a Stairmaster, then by all means, strap those puppies down. But I see women wearing these tit-squishing bras every day and they are NOT in the gym.
In fact, I met a girl who told me that she wears them because she doesn’t like her boobs and tries to push them down out of the way.
I know…I, too, was shocked.
But that is what I like to refer to as “Boob Shame.” That is when a busty chick has been taught to hate her boobs.
I know, it’s crazy.
I will go further into detail about that in another blog.
For now let’s discuss how big breasts should be celebrated. They should be put in pretty bras that showcase them, not in tight, constricting bras that flatten them. Tits are glorious. They should not be hidden or strapped down.
It really upsets me.
What about you guys? I want to hear your opinions.
Okay…rant over.
xoxo,
Maria
Gabriella's tits look happier in this bra...don't you think?
