How Tits Are Like Snowflakes And Other Science Facts
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- Kelly Christiansen, 36H
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- Christy Marks, 36H
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- Angela White, 36G
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- Angelina Castro, 36G
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- Lorna Morgan, 34F
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- Eva Notty, 34F
Today I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about tits, because let’s face it, when am I NOT talking about tits? We were talking about our breasts. (Because girls talk about their tits allllllll the time, I promise you.) You see, she and I wear the same size bra and she was asking me if I had a strapless bra that she might borrow to wear under a dress she was going to wear to a wedding.
Now, while I had no problem sharing my underthings with my lady friend, I told her, “I have a few, but I don’t think that they will fit you the same because our boobs are shaped differently.”
To which she replied, “Hello! We are the same size.”
And I said, “It doesn’t matter, they won’t fit you.” And guess what? They didn’t.
Now, why is that? Well, it has to do with a lot of science, I assume. Weight and mass multiplied by Pi or something like that, but I like to think that the simpler way of putting it is that every pair of tits are like snowflakes…no pair is the same. Yes, just like they taught you in grade school that each snowflake had its own pattern and shape, I am telling you that each pair of tits is unique and special and unlike any other pair anywhere.
But because I am somewhat of a boob scientist, naturally I had to go to SCORELAND and find evidence to prove my theory was correct. And hey, let’s face it, if part of my job as a responsible somewhat-not-really scientific professional is to stare at tits all day until I come up with facts, I AM GOING TO DO MY JOB! 🙂 So, I checked out models with the same sized racks.
I started with F-cuppers Eva Notty and Lorna Morgan. Both of these hotties wear a 34F, but that’s about it. When it comes down to it, their breasts are completely different.
Next, I checked out G-cuppers Angela White and Angelina Castro. Sure they are both brunettes. Sure, they both wear a 36G bra. But if you take a good look at their knockers, they are nothing alike.
Then I checked out Kelly Christiansen and Christy Marks, both touting a 36H rack. Again, great tits but that’s the only thing that these pairs of titties share in common.
Now, before anyone says something about this being a natural tits vs. augmented tits issue, I am going to say right up front, it is NOT. Rather, I am talking about the way breasts look and that encompasses nipples, areolae, shape, slope, width, etc.
After reviewing these tits, I came to the conclusion that my hypothesis that each pair of tits, regardless of size, is different and unique in their own way, was proven true. And isn’t that just a delightful finding? Not only because it means that you should treat every set of hooters you see with reverence and love, but also because it serves as a reminder that there will always be uncharted titscapes out there that we have yet to discover. Yes, there will always be new and exciting boobs to seek out and expose to the world!
And isn’t that kind of variety the spice of life?
I think so! And you can trust me, because I am a scientist. (No I’m not, but I look good in a lab coat, I promise.) lol
xoxo,
Maria
Tags: Angela White, Angelina Castro, Christy Marks, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Lorna Morgan, same-sized tits, snowflakes, unique breasts
Categories: Confessions, Deep Inside Scoreland, Life With Big Tits, The Life of an Editor
I imagine you do look good in a lab coat (or without). Who said science isn’t fun. I think the science of tits is more fun than just about anything. The rack on Christy Marks is “Super Science”. I think I need to do some scientific research of my own.
sorry Maria, im going off on a tangent here and totaly going away from the subject of your blog posting…..
Maria whats your take on a model smiling in a shoot???? im just looking at Sandra Star in score and ive noticed she smiles in every pic which i dont like….. sure shes obviously having fun with the whole shoot but to smile in every pic??? not for me Maria….. im ok with a couple of smiling pics to open the shoot whilst the model is still clothed or semi clothed but once the bra and panties are off its time to get serious and a great big cheesy grin whilst pushing her tits up or spreading her cunt and ass doesnt work for me….. its just my opininion but i take tits and ass very seriously and once a girls clothes are off and your down to the bussines end of things the smiles should be far and few between….
just looking through a few scores and v-mags at moment and have to say leanne crow is incredible…. just looking at her oct2011 v-mag pictorial, the pics on page32 where shes slipping out of that purple bra are so good, the camera angles are fucking great….. also looking at crystal gunns sweater pics in the feb2008 score,fantastic,her best shoot ever… also in the same issue theres some top morgan leigh pics….
ha im sure you gathered that im talking about female joggers Maria….
Maria can i just take this oportunity to give a shout out to lycra….. sunday mornings here in the UK brings them out in droves so not only is there lots of bouncing boobs to ogle but plenty of nice round asses in skin tight lycra(happy days) i know they need the sports bra to keep the puppies in check but im damn sure theres no panties on underneath that lycra,,,, something i sure dont have a problem with maria ha ha ….
spot on maria no pair of tits look the same regardless the fact they may be the same bra size (this includes fake titties to) and thank god they dont as its what makes tits so fucking great….. ha your friend sounds interesting if shes the same size as you maria(what is your bra size???) maybe she might consider a shoot at score????
Maria you and your friend need independent confirmation for it to be a true study. I can be fully independent on judging – “trust me”.
(actually – it sounds like the synopsis of a new Scoreland video…)
Is it possible that “off the shelf” that bra may have fit you both, but just wearing it a few times it has adapted to your shape? Or more of a matter that when you pulled it off the rack, it fit you and if she had been standing next to you “no joy” ?
II have noticed reading V-MAG over the years that a lot of women’s breasts look similar but some are unique.
Like Michelle May,especially the color of her areola and nipples,
it looks to be a tawny colore rest of her boobs,is she part American Indian?Arianna Angel has unique breasts and Natalie Fiore too,
perhaps due to some Gypsey blood?(The Gypsey’s are originally from Indus river valley in Punjab region of India).
I think a lot of the Eastern European women(especially from Romania) look sort of latina,due to Gypsey in their background,there were a lot of Gypsies settled
in the Iberian Pennisula over last thousand years.