It’s time somebody said something nice about oil

May 18, 2010 by Dave
Notice the proximity of Kerry Marie's oil-up boobs to a large body of water. This could be very dangerous.

Notice the proximity of Kerry Marie's oil-up boobs to a large body of water. This could be very dangerous.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is giving oil a bad name. Not to make light of the disaster–and it is a disaster in every way–but at times like these, we must remain levelheaded and remember that OIL IS NOT TO BLAME! In fact, oil has many positive uses, as frequent jackers and SCORELAND members (aren’t they the same thing?) know very well.

We could have an international emergency unless somebody identifies the body of boobs that this oil spill has occurred on.

We could have an international emergency unless somebody identifies the body of boobs that this oil spill has occurred on.

Rachel Love knows that in some situations, you can't have enough oil.

Rachel Love knows that in some situations, you can't have enough oil.

Oh, no! It's an oil spill on Dawn Stone's chest!

Oh, no! It's an oil spill on Dawn Stone's chest!

Oil can be used to smoothen the ride when you're tit-fucking Carmen Hayes.

Oil can be used to smoothen the ride when you're tit-fucking Carmen Hayes.

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2 responses to “It’s time somebody said something nice about oil”

  1. Rod Peters says:

    Viggo is right. it’s not the same kind of oil; BUT they’d still look good even in black crude!!

  2. viggo says:

    @Dave: I don’t think it’s the same kind of oil 🙂