My hat’s off to you!
In a recent discussion about tits and chicks and what constitutes hot and not, the topic of hats came up. Yes…sometimes you talk about tits and hats come up. It’s bizarre how boob talk can run amuck like that. I contended that hats were hot. Maybe because I like to fantasize about naked chicks with big tits in cowboy hats. Or maybe because I like to wear hats. Or both. But my male counterparts disagreed. They said hats were distracting.
But I just can’t let go of my hottie-in-a-cowboy-hat fantasy just like that. How come I can see past the hat and men can’t?
So I am conducting an experiment. I want you to look at the four pictures below of various models and I want you to tell me which ones you like, if any, and why. If you hate them all, let me know. I want nothing more than to get to the meat and potatoes of what does it for you…starting with hats, of course. lol
Naturally, I would not conduct this experiment with all of you as my guinea pigs without getting a man’pinion from one of the men I like the most…SCORE editor Dave. I like to think of Dave as my sounding board. I value his opinion on tits.
When I asked Dave about women in hats, he said he hated them. Then he referenced the ’80s band, Men Without Hats, wherein I told him that he could dance if he wanted to and he could leave his friends behind. 🙂 When I showed Dave these shots, he said he didn’t mind Pandora‘s hat or Dawn Stone‘s hat. However, he didn’t like Linsey‘s or Vixen‘s. This exchange gave me some insight because when I looked at the pics he liked, I realized that both ladies were topless. Did Dave like the hats because he was distracted by tits? Possibly. Does this mean that women should not wear hats unless they are naked? Maybe. But I really need your opinions before I can commit to a theory. 🙂
What say you, boob men? Hats on hot chicks: Good, bad or ugly?
xoxo
Maria
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- Vixen is a cowgirl.
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- Pandora is topless and yet, her head is covered.
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- Linsey taking her top off but leaving her hat on.
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- Dawn Stone in a captain’s hat.
Tags: Big tit fashion, Dawn Stone, Hats, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Pandora, Pandora Peaks, Vixen, Vixen LaMoore
Categories: Life With Big Tits, Point/Counterpoint, The Life of an Editor
I like hats. Chloe Vevrier wears a wonderful German naval cap in one of her Boob Cruise pictorials.
I like hats. Chloe Vevrier wears a wonderful hat in one of her Boob Cruise pictorials. It’s a German Navy cap of sorts. Ala Imperial German Navy or Kriegsmarine. http://www.chloesworld.com/tour/modeldir/data/posting/28/137/posting_28137_x_xl.jpg
am i too late for the poop deck joke? Cause, no, seriously, I go on her poop deck any day. That set is one of the most Iconic sets ever shot.
Hats have to run with the theme of the shoot and its visuals and vibe. the above images are interesting but Lindsey’s is the hottest. Next accessory review….sexy sunglasses ala the group lounge chair bikini shot from above in the puerto vallarata vacation photos? yum.
BTW that scene in the dvd Natlie Fiore in the Bahamas,
were she comes outwearing a cowboy hat and boots,
was soo out of place in that DVD.
Maybein Texas but in the Bahamas?C’mon,
do they even have a single horse on those islands?
my favorite models that debutted in the 2011 issues ofVoluptuous?
mmmmm….. Catt Green,Maserati,Elaine Gregory
Depends on the hat and the attire.
The big hats covered in fur – Double UGH! They look like they got grabbed off a dead pimp. Shiny Cop hats and shiny (sometimes metal) cowboy hats – UGH! A nice flowing hat that goes with the formal or southern belle look – fine. Baseball hat (a real one) that goes with a exploding cleavage jersey (say – number 38?) fine. But not backwards unless she is channeling Yogi Berra (?!) Stewardess cap (ala LDM) YES! A nurse’s cap (ala Kelly Christiansen as a nurse) SPROING!
Linsdey and Dawn are the best pictures Lindsey is the best because her neck is back with chest out and shes not directly looking at the camera which looks cheesy some time(she has the perfect hat sort of like the Kentucky derby chicks). The sailor thing makes it for dawn. Vixen and Pandora doesn’t do anything for me.
did i say guy???? i mean boy ha ha….
i know some of us dont want to see juan largo with score girls but what about the guy doing brittany o neill in Elliots april blog, are you fucking kidding me????
LarryG who are your favourite models????
ha, im afraid hats dont do much for me maria,having said that all the girls look great but im so busy looking at their tits i barely notice the hats….. hey i dont think ive seen that LDM pictorial wheres it from?????
Hats or not. I don’t care, it’s those fabulous bodies and incredible boobs that I seems to be looking at.
on the other hand,I cant stand seeing a woman in a baseball cap,either turned front or back.
I remember Cheery Brady posed wearing a baseball cap and it looked real hokey on her and on every other woman I see wear one.
cuz baseball caps for formal wear are mainly
worn by bald-headed guys.
Do they cover up their tits? No. They’re fine.
btw Im pretty sure that LDM and Autumn Jade did some pics earing a barrett.
i always dug chicks wearing a Che Riveria type barret with their hair pulled back,whether it was a blonde or brunnette.
really knocks my socks off.
Hi Maria,
I like Dawn’s hat, something about the naughty sailor girl look that peaks my interest. I also like Linsey’s hat. She has the look of a debutante looking to get down and dirty. Nothing like a classy looking lady making it obvious she is looking to do the nasty that turns a guy on.
Vixen’s and Pandora’s hats don’t do anything for me or add anything to the picture. Both seem like obvious props and don’t convey an underlying sexual theme like Dawn and Linsey’s hats do.
Dear Maria: On this subject i am gonna have to disagree with you.
Not a big fan of hats and in porn and nude pics, a hat (big or small)
simply don’t fit in!