Newcomer Alexis Kay and the mysteries of life

December 29, 2023 by Dave 1 Comment

This lucky dude has the right idea.

Alexis Kay, who debuted yesterday and is fucking today, says, “I don’t get enough sex.”

Sometimes I have to ask, “Who are these girls hanging out with?” How is it possible that a horny, big-titted, beautiful blonde hottie like Alexis doesn’t get as much sex as she wants?

This is one of the mysteries of life that Elliot and I hope to solve in 2024. I’m not optimistic. Elliot and I have lived a lot of years without solving these mysteries.

Alexis is from Nebraska. She used to be a cheerleader. My mind is spinning from imagining those big boobs bouncing on the sideline. She told us she had double-Ds in high school. Yay, team! She also said, “When I go out, I love to wear low-cut tops that show my cleavage.”

And the hound dogs don’t come running? How can that be?

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One response to “Newcomer Alexis Kay and the mysteries of life”

  1. Brion says:

    Very nice tit shot.

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