The first impressions are in, and here’s what a selection of SCORELANDERS have to say about the amazing Roxi Red in her first two photo sets and videos.
Vince: “Having the most wonderful time of my life, Roxi, at 4:15 am after keeping it up for two hours! How can a 71 yo horny guy get any sleep? You’ve brought me back to when I saw Virginia Bell at the Palace Burlesque here in Buffalo, hand firmly on cock. Any chance for a little something special for Invincible? Can’t break any longer. Desperate to get back into action. Hopefully til near dawn.”
Maddien: “Fantastic debut! She proves that she’s very sensual and made for sex as well. I like her high vibes. A 100 percent sexy and sensual woman.”
Nigella: “Aw, I was hoping she’d be wearing the red bra in the debut pic set! Never mind, Roxi is an amazing discovery, what a figure! I’m sure SCORELAND will make the most of this great lady. The write up for the video mentioned bra shopping. Can we have a vid where she tries a load of bras on please! And then a secretary video, a nurse video, a shower in lingerie video, the works!!!!”
JCB: “What an AWESOME debut !! Roxi is going to be a SCORE star without a doubt. LET’S HAVE MORE PLEASE!!”
Hans Hermansson: “I have tried to express my feelings about Roxi Red but it is difficult. She is just the most gorgeous babe to ever walk this planet, the kind of woman I have always dreamed of. So, please, SCORE, make the most of her, please, and post many, many, many pic sets and videos of her. Can’t wait for updates. Thanks.”
Today, Roxi takes things into her own hands. So get a grip while Roxi gets a grip.
I think it’s safe to say Roxi’s a hit at SCORELAND.
So, I told you earlier last week that the phenomenal K-cups of Roxi Red had landed at SCORELAND and I promised you some fun times lay ahead with this lovely lady and her, um, ladies.
Well, the fun times are here.
Prepare yourself for fun.
Are you ready?
Here are the things you will see in this video of Roxi:
Roxi in a white top that I wet immediately, so there are wet T-shirts in this blog.
Roxi’s huge tits just out and about, just swinging around. They’re K-cups…it’s kind of breathtaking.
Roxi topless and trying to hula hoop.
Now I don’t know about you guys, but that sounds like the big-tit circus to me!
But WAIT! there’s more!
Roxi’s FIRST EVER Tits & Tugs photos AND videos are going to be live tomorrow, (Monday) on SCORELAND. So this is like the big-tit trailer to the big-tit showdown between Roxi’s rack and a cock.
It’s so exciting that I giggled like a schoolgirl when I typed that.
So, check out the video below and enjoy the pendulous, ginormous hangers of Roxi Red.
In Angela White Finally Fucks, Angela White finally fucked. Maggie didn't.
The other day, I said to Maggie Green, “Have you ever been so close to two people fucking without actually fucking?”
“No,” she said. “I’ve been in threesomes, but I’ve always been having sex in them.”
Of course, we were talking about Maggie’s three-way with Angela White and Juan in the DVD Angela White Finally Fucks. In that DVD, Maggie jacks cock and tit-fucks cock and, as she fondly recalls, “I even inserted the cock in Angela’s pussy. That was hot!”
It was hot. But I also said to Maggie, “There was something a little third-wheelish about that, wasn’t there?”
She agreed. There was.
Now, you might be wondering why I was talking to Maggie Green. And why we were talking about sex and being a third wheel and fucking.
I mean, after all, this is a girl who, as recently as 2009, didn’t even show her pussy.
Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.
On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.
On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?
On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.
On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one! “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.
And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE. “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!
I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.
SCOREtv Holiday Edition at stores in North America and Europe. My concern is that a TV network suit will rent it or buy it, watch it and decide to hire Dave away as a late-night talk show host. I mean, the guy is all over these box covers. What’s next? His own show on NBC?
Along with the Boob Cruises and the On Location DVDs, the SCOREtv shows are great favorites of mine. I love the mix of tits, skits, chats and comedy.
SCOREtv is like MAD TV, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan, The Man Show and The Benny Hill Show all rolled into one but better because of the SCORE and V-mag Girls and their bare boobs.
Check out your neighborhood adult store for SCOREtv Holiday Edition or get it at eBoobstore.com.
SCOREtv The First Season contains eight episodes.
SCOREtv Season 1 is also on DVD. This edition contains eight of the original episodes featuring an all-star group of hotties.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored The Movieamps and ramps up the volume with an all-hardcore XXX edition starring Angelina Castro, Stephanie Stalls, Kali West, Nadia Night and Kelly Christiansen.
Why not get all three? Once you start, you can’t stop.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored was filmed in Hump-Vision and SeXXX-o-rama.
Okay, so note that this video is so fresh off the presses that I am out of breath!
But Roxi Red is here and her tits are fucking impressive!
I love being the one to bring you new tits, and these tits are K-cups.
Ks…as in KOLOSSAL. (Come on. I know it’s spelled COLOSSAL. I’m just excited.)
Roxi is a newbie and she popped her modeling cherry with us. She is originally from St. Paul Minnesota and she is 5’9″ and has a pretty tiny waist. Then all of a sudden…BOOM! Her tits are in your line of sight and you are left speechless.
Right about now, I will give the disclaimer that you are not going to see her boobs in this video.
Even as I typed that, I could hear the hisses and boos from all of you.
Rejoice, boob brothers! You will see them on Sunday in my next blog video, in which I squirt her tits with water and she hula hoops for me (and tomorrow, when she debuts at SCORELAND).
See? I deny you tits now, but there are tits in your future, I promise.
For now, enjoy getting acquainted with Roxi and her K-cup KANNONS!
Way back in March, I complained about Elliot and Maria not making me aware of the presence of Molly Howard. To which Elliot replied, “Uh…Dave, you got the email about Molly two months ago…” And Maria said, “Yeah, we told you about her. So, this FAIL! is all on you, Dave. I believe that Elliot and I win. The end.”
But, of course, I had the last word and said, “Clearly, Elliot and Maria are teaming up on me to cover their asses and because they feel guilty. That’s okay. I forgive them.”
Anyway, as Elliot pointed out, this is not about me and Maria and Elliot. This is about Molly, a blockbuster blonde with giant, natural tits and a big ass. Recently, Molly took on two of our biggest studs at XLGirls.com. They fucked her mouth, pussy and tits and soaked her rack with their loads. If this were TV, it would be must-see TV. Instead, it’s must-see XL Girls TV.
I know. I’m a little obsessed with Molly. But look at the picture of her I’ve provided for your viewing pleasure. I have good reason to be obsessed. And I’m not the only one.
Steveo said, “Molly Howard is THE sexiest woman on this site!! I cum over the thought of eating her chubby pussy and spraying my load across her sexy lips!! FUCK!!!”
Very elegantly put, Steveo.
Seth1968 added, “She sucks cock in the spitty, drooly lovely way and these scenes make my cock go to blaze in seconds. I am digging Molly’s foxiness and watching her get tagged by two dudes is hot shit! She is fucking sexy all the way!”
Wonderful! Poetry, indeed, Seth.
Of course, as usual, I am late to the game on this Molly video. It was posted on August 16. I discovered it yesterday. But that’s okay. Better late than never. Is it the greatest video in the history of XLGirls.com? If it isn’t, I want to see the one that’s better.
Remember last week when I told you that Rockell was coming and that soon you would be cumming, too?
Well, I always tell the truth.
Rockell arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow and she is nothing short of AMAZING.
Maybe it’s the whole Southern accent or the fact that Rockell is about as sweet as sugar-coated, well, sugar…but this girl is going to charm the fucking pants right off of you.
Oh, what’s that? You’re not wearing pants? Well, that’s very proactive of you.
As for Rockell, she is from Alabama, she likes to Zumba and she likes to wrestle other chicks in mud. She is 22 and has 36G tatas. She also has slightly inverted nipples which she rubs on in the video below. She is new to modeling, and, so far, she loves the getting dressed up and glammed up to give you wood!
I got to sit with Rockell for a minute, and we talked about the things that make her happy.
Then I asked her to do a topless split for me because that is the kind of thing that makes me happy.
Get to know Rockell, and tomorrow, when she goes live on SCORELAND, you make sure to stroke in the name of love for this Southern charmer.
When I first saw pictures of Sashaa Juggs, I said out loud, “Holy, shit!” Now, I’ve been at The SCORE Group for over 11 years, and it takes a lot for me to say, “Holy, shit!” (although I did say “Whoa!” the other day when I saw the rack on a girl who will make her SCORELAND debut next Wednesday). But Sashaa Juggs…this girl has everything you want in a great XL Girl: pretty face, big, fat tits, big, round ass, curves that go on forever…Sashaa Juggs is a “Holy, shit!” girl. She’s packing. Her rack is huge, her body is big, she’s blonde and she could be the girl-next-door. You can see her right now at XLGirls.com.
Sucking, fucking and taking a cock in her ass.
Holy, shit!
I’m not going to say anything else about Sashaa. I’m just going to enjoy this picture then head back over to XLGirls.com to watch her video. At one point in the video, she rests her huge rack on the guy’s leg and then goes down on his dick. I can’t tell you how much I enjoy seeing that.
