The Busty Housewives of SCORE include 2011 Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott, ladies whose husbands are SCORE mag readers, saw our model search ads and inspired their better (much better) halves to contact us about modeling. Barbie Kelley now joins the club. Mrs. Kelley is the wife of a reader who owns every issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever printed. They took some snaps of Barbie at home and sent them to SCOREModelsWanted.com. Long story short, Mrs. Kelley heats up SCOREVideos.com this weekend and struts her stuff at SCORELAND next week. (Mr. Kelley accompanied her to our studio.) I salute you, busty wives and your liberal husbands who buy SCORE.
Jazmine goes straight from a New Discovery pictorial to hardcore hooternanny at warp speed. She’s a single Florida girl who moved from New York to the Sunshine State. A wise decision. Now she can wear bikinis all day at the beach, as nature intended. Watch Jazmine blow the man down in her first scene. Asked to describe any special talent she might have, Jazmine replied, “I’m good at driving a stick shift.” You can see that in the pictures and video called “Jazmine & Jizzman,” an irresistible story that will touch your hearts and hard-ons at SCORELAND.
Jazmine can do all the sexting she wants.
On the subject of busty housewives, we have the President and Founder of the Busty Housewives of SCORE, Diane Poppos, who does justice to her skin-tight top and spray-on pants. A woman who brings a tear to my eye whenever I reflect upon her. Diane still has that leggy magic, too, which she attributes to wearing high heels, sometimes when she’s vacuuming the house! I salute you, original MILF of Texas.
President of the Busty Housewives of America
And now at your favorite store, the December ’12 SCORE with a bonus DVD. Visit eBoobStore.com for the full run-down and previews. If you’re into the new digital magazine format, this issue includes five embedded videos. All those cool electronic magazines predicted in the movies 2001 A Space Odyssey and Minority Report are finally here. If your store doesn’t carry SCORE, let me know and I’ll set them on the right path.
Nikki Smith is always happy, especially when she's showing off her boobs.
The girls who come to see us in our studio tend to be very happy with their tits. Nikki Smith, a newcomer from California, is very happy with her big, fat, natural tits.
“I’m very comfortable with the attention that my breasts bring,” said 23-year-old Nikki. “When I go out to a party, I always wear something low-cut and flaunt my assets, but, of course, there are times when I do try to be more modest.”
This is not one of those times.
This is a time for Nikki to flaunt her assets. Her H-cup assets. Her 45-34-41 body.
When I looked over the model info sheet Nikki filled out for us, a few things caught my eye.
One: “My favorite everyday date would be frozen yogurt, a great movie and an awesome fuck outside in the parking lot.” Now that’s my idea of a great date, but can we skip the yogurt and the movie?
Two: We asked, “At what age did you first start to develop?” She answered, “Summer between seventh and eighth grades.” It has definitely been my experience that the summer is when most boob growth spurts occur. I don’t know why this is. It just is. Wonderful things happen during the summer.
Three: “I grew up doing competitive cheerleading and dance.”
Which leads us to this little Blog video with Nikki. Check it out. I really enjoyed meeting her. Near the end, I zero in on her tits. I did it for you guys, but mostly, I did it for me. Then check out Nikki’s debut at XLGirls.com. She smiles a lot. She’s happy. She’ll make you happy, too.
Harmony Heart wants to suck your lollipop, and if it's a lot bigger and a lot thicker than this lollipop, don't worry. She can handle it.
We all have our opinions about what makes a great cock-sucker (although I think most men will agree that head-suckers–you know, girls who suck only the head of your cock and don’t delve below the mushroom cap–are the absolute worst). I think, though, that there are some things we can all agree on:
1. Lots of saliva is good.
2. The deeper she goes, the better. (This happens to be one of those cases in which a guy is better off having a small or smallish cock; if you’re long and thick, chances are the girl isn’t going to be able to go very deep. I betcha there are some super-hung guys out there who have never had a proper blow job).
3. Humming and other noises on the girl’s part are good. The reason they call a blow job a “hummer” is because the girl makes a humming noise while she’s doing it. Isn’t that the reason?
On other points, we might disagree. Some guys like a little teeth-scraping action. Some guys don’t want teeth anywhere near their tools. Some guys like the girl to use a lot of hand. Some guys want it to be all mouth. Some guys like getting a blow job while lying down. Some like it while standing up. Some like to face-fuck the girl. Some guys like when the girl tucks her lips. Others don’t.
But I think we all agree on: 1. Lots of saliva; 2. Go deep; 3. Humming.
Today, meet Jazmine. Tomorrow, man meats Jazmine.
I’m bringing this up because a girl who’s great at all of these things just had one of her scenes go up at SCORELAND2, and what makes her even more special is that she’s NOT a porn star. She’s just a regular girl who happens to do all the good BJ things. Her name is Harmony Heart, she has done exactly two hardcore scenes in her life, and in the one I’m referring to at SCORELAND2, she
practically deep-throats JMac, who’s long and thick. It’s definitely one of the best on-camera blow jobs I’ve ever seen. Why? Because not only does she do 1., 2., and 3., but she’s enthusiastic while doing them. She’s into it. This girl could’ve been a big-time porn star if she had wanted to be. She’s that good. We’re lucky that she did what she did for us.
Who are your favorite SCORE blow job girls? What are your criteria for a great blow job?
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Jazmine, a fresh, young newcomer from Florida by way of New York (like just about everyone else in Florida) makes her SCORELAND debut today. You won’t have to wait long to see whether she’s a good cock sucker. Exactly one day, in fact. Yep, Jazmine goes solo today, sucks and fucks tomorrow. Life is good.
It’s not always easy to figure out a person. Take Kalila Kane, the DDD-cup newcomer who debuts today at SCORELAND. When I first met Kalila in the SCORE Studio, she was happily talking about her tits and being the fun-loving, young girl she is.
But then, within minutes, she was revealing to me how nervous she was about being photographed nude for the first time.
Then, when I did this Blog video, one of the first things she said to me was, “My tits are really good for tit-fucking. I do a lot of crazy stuff with them. It’s fun.”
And, yet, her nerves still hadn’t settled.
Then she told me that she’s shy.
Then I looked on her model info sheet and saw things like, “I want to be in a 20-guy gangbang” and “I don’t wear a bra when I sleep/swim/fuck” and “I might be addicted to masturbating” and “I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that.”
But, then, in the part of the info sheet where we asked, “Were you the bustiest girl in school,” Kalila answered, “Yes. Also the shyest.”
Shy? Okay. But there’s a lot of spread tits and pussy and fingered pussy in the photo set that goes live today. So I’m kinda wondering, what’s Kalila’s idea of shy?
Enjoy this introduction to Kalila. Then check her out at SCORELAND.
I always get excited when there are new tits to show you. It’s like Christmas but better. It’s titsmas!
This lovely lady and her lovely lady lumps go by the name Rockell, and she will be coming your way very soon.
She has 36G boobies and is 22 years old.
I got to hang out with her on set for a few minutes, and she was loads of fun. First of all, she is from Alabama, so the Southern accent and the Southern charm are thicker than her juicy tits. Not really…her tits are pretty juicy.
Secondly, she is pretty tall at 5’9″, so she has that hourglass, Amazon thing going on.
And lastly, she has a lot of personality. Rockell is perkier than…well, her tits and believe you me, she has some pretty perky, juicy tits.
Also, she looks pretty hot in the SCORELAND babe uniform, right? Mmhm.
But before you go berserk over her, and by that I mean, before you go jerk to her, let me say this:
This video is only about 30 seconds long. lol
You will get a longer, more in-depth video very soon, I promise.
This is a little teaser from me to you. I wasn’t supposed to post it…
but I really needed you guys to see what the future holds for you.
Yoga is considered to be a healthy activity for both mind and body.
I am not going to dispute this fact that’s been known for thousands of years.
Yet there is a lurking danger behind this seemingly innocent and beneficial practice.
Breasts are composed of fat and glands. When a girl gains or loses weight, her boobs usually follow in suit and often her breasts are the first to lose mass and weight when she loses weight.
Depending on the style of yoga, different numbers of calories are burned during yoga training.
Calorie burning leads to fat loss.
Fat loss leads to breast mass loss.
I might sound like an overreacting alarmist, but I worry about stuff like this.
A pound is 3,500 calories.
Yoga can burn 100 to 594 calories per hour depending on the style.
So, please, if you have big boobs and practice yoga, or you know someone who has big-boobs and practices yoga, please humor me, stay alert and watch your weight.
Michelle May practices booba yoga.
Kylee Nash can flex her pecs in our faces anytime.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, it’s super-busty sex star Stephanie Stalls in another wham-bammer of an anal knockerbocker!
Stephanie is not one to dawdle. When she wants action from a guy, she and her colossal 34F-caliber cannons are in his face. And that’s a good thing.
What Stephanie wants, she gets.
Are all the women in Kentucky this go-getting and dynamic?
Before things come to a boil in our dressing room, Stephanie talks to Dave on the SCOREtv set and once again demonstrates her extreme flexibility like a living pretzel, rivaling Christy Marks, Kylee Nash and Carmen Hayes for leggy looseness.
