The wonderfulness of Siri is back starting today at SCORELAND. Today’s pictorial is a warm-up for her hot and horny hardcore scene Thursday and Friday.
Siri calls herself a nerd. “I am a techy geek. I am a computer nerd. Oh, and I knit, too. I love Harry Potter, too,” Siri told Maria.
If so, Siri’s the hottest nerd I’ve ever seen, and that puts a new spin on the big-bang theory and the recent scientific discovery, the Biggs Bosom. I mean the “Higgs boson,” the newly discovered “God Particle” that may be the source of everything in the universe, including big tits.
More nerds like Siri are always welcome. But trust us, they are difficult to find.
I’ve touched on this subject before, but I’ve never really gone into it in-depth the way I’m about to. The main reason I’m bringing it up is because I just finished writing the copy for tomorrow’s SCORELAND2 posting of Harmony Bliss, in which the tall, blonde, sexy, pointy titted, first runner-up for 2001 SCORE Newcomer of the Year sucks and fucks in a scene that starts with Harmony sunning herself by a pool before moving inside. It’s one of my favorite scenes. I love how Harmony’s pointers point straight down while she’s getting fucked doggie-style, and her shaved pussy always looks great around a cock. Harmony’s pussy is so shaved, you’d think it was bald.
Shaved=Hair used to be there. It was shaved off. If it’s not shaved or waxed again, it’ll grow back.
Bald=Hair either was never there or will never be there again. No shaving will be required to keep it hairless.
Harmony’s pussy looks bald.
Anyway, I’m getting away from my point, which is this: Harmony is one of the girls who I least expected to go hardcore and surprised me the most when she did. After all, in 2001, when she debuted, she said, “I like seeing the girls get all dolled up for the photo shoot, in fancy outfits, sexy lingerie, like the pin-up girls of old used to do. I don’t even like all of the XXX hardcore. I like the glamor stuff more. I don’t need to see cum shots and I’m not a huge fan of those close-up shots. I like to see the whole model, all of her body and her curves.”
Well, we’ve seen all of her and more. In the scene that goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND2, we get to see cum all over her body and her curves.
So, who else is on the list of models who I least expected to see do porn and was most surprised when they did do it?
I guess Brandy Talore comes to mind, but she went hardcore only a year after her modeling debut, so I didn’t have enough time to expect her to do or not do anything. Harmony waited more than six years.
I’m surprised that Valory Irene ever touched a cock on-camera, but she waited less than a year, and she still hasn’t gone all the way.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie really made us wait. Over five years, in fact. I remember when John Fox told me that LDM had finally decided to do hardcore and that the videotape was on its way from our studio in London, England to Miami. I didn’t believe it until I saw it.
Autumn-Jade surprised me a little. Dawn Stone surprised me a lot.
Kaytee Carter…she surprised me. She did it once. I’d be shocked if she ever did it again, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
Harmony Bliss…she has done a lot of scenes…and every time I see her in action, I can’t believe what I’m watching. She just might be No. 1 on my list of, “I Never Thought She’d Go All The Way And I Still Can’t Believe She Did.”
I’m not the type to watch a video, enjoy it a lot and then move on and totally forget it.
I have my favorite go-to videos.
It doesn’t matter when they were made or if the girl is still strutting her sweet stuff, is retired, has real boobs or has really big boobs.
I think a lot of guys are the same. At least that’s what I’ve read.
So here are a few of my favorite SCORE videos. If you’ve never seen these, check them out at SCORELAND or SCOREVideos.
If it’s also on DVD, the title will be in parenthesis.
Harmony Sweet (Big Tit Fuck Fest)
Harmony Sweet is a co-ed in need of counseling. She has sexual issues with her boyfriend. She goes to the college campus doctor who has a hypertensive personality and a fondness for ordering around busty blondes. The kind of doctor you often read about in the newspaper. Before long, Harmony is receiving his special kind of sexology training. Now she can leave his office confident in her new skills.
Kianna Dior (Hard SCORE 2)
One of my all-time favorite porn stars, Kianna Dior, did this scene in 2004. She’s still very active in porn and still looks the same. I love her Asian features, too, and her trim-and-stacked body. The raunch levels are off the meter as Kianna slobbers and drools a river over Rod Fontana’s horn and, in general, gets totally dirty-nasty, going all out like a hurricane of sex. And she’s still the same way today. Few play with cum or talk so dirty the way Kianna does.
Aspen (Big-Tit Rubdown)
Here’s one of my favorite V-mag models who made regular appearances and was really into it. This massage session and table-top topping by the masseur was tailor-made for Aspen’s erotic personality because she likes “lots of foreplay. I like to be really worked up to the point of begging to get fucked. It just seems to be so much more intense the longer it takes. I love a strong, dominant man who takes charge and fucks me flat on my back.”
Co-eds and Asians and big tits on sex kittens.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Post-script:
Maria and I just read that today is National No Bra Day. We never heard of this but obviously it’s not sponsored by Playtex or Maidenform.
This news just came out of nowhere with no advance notice that Maria and I knew about. There is nothing about it in the mainstream media.
Speaking for myself, I love how a pair looks in a bra that hangs ’em high and makes rounded mounds.
I assume there are no parades being planned at this late date. I’ll check the 10 o’clock news tonight. If there was a parade, I hope it rained so their tops got nice and wet.
According to their official website, which was not operating when I checked it out, the organizers, who are probably male, announced:
“Ladies, free your breasts for 24 hours by removing those dreadful (but at times oh-so-helpful) bras. Our perkiness should not be hidden. It is time that the world see what we were blessed with. Your breasts might be colossal, adorable, miniature, full, jiggly, fancy, sensitive, glistening, bouncy, smooth, tender, still blossoming, rosy, plump, fun, silky, Jello-like, fierce, jolly, nice, naughty, cuddly… But the most used word to describe your breasts on July 9th should be FREE!
“Gentlemen, you can participate too! Your job will be to support us ladies by rocking something purple. It can be a purple tie, purple boxers, purple socks, the NNBD button or t-shirt.. If it is purple or with the NNBD logo, it supports us. (Your support means quite a lot to us…) If wearing a bra on this day is absolutely necessary, you can definitely show your support by wearing something purple.”
With this heat wave currently baking the streets, going braless and wearing something thin is probably not a bad idea.
If you see any bra-less women wearing purple today, let us know. And then tell her about SCOREModelsWanted.com.
Miosotis has THE BIGGEST whoppers of all time and I love them.
I’ve had Renee Ross’s whoppers in my hands.
By now, the fact that I stare at tits all day for a living should be a commonly known fact.
I know, I know…my job is sooo difficult.
But even after looking at tits after tits after tits all the live-long day, there are still days when I am taken aback and impressed by humongous breasts.
Because sometimes the sheer size and weight of of huge tits is completely impressive.
When that happens, when a SCORELAND babe has tits that are so big that I am forced to stop and sort of let out a low whistle that says, “Now THAT’S impressive…” I call those tits “whoppers.”
Not every SCORELAND babe has whoppers, and that is okay.
But when they do, it is okay and kind of sort of FUCKING AMAZING!
I mean, I have a large rack, but I definitely don’t have whoppers. Whoppers are the stuff of miracles.
So who are some of the ladies who have whoppers?
Well, for starters, German newcomer Emilia Boshe has an amazing set of whoppers. Hers are large and hang just so and are just the right amount of veiny.
Renee Ross also has a great set of whoppers. And not to brag or anything…okay, I am totally bragging…I have had her whoppers in my hands and man, oh, man did they weigh a lot.
I’ve been THISCLOSE to Minka’s whoppers. Don’t believe me? Here’s a pic to prove it. (And just so you know…Minka’s hand was totally on my ass in that pic. I swear it.)
I’ve even had a pair of whoppers on my head!
Yup, its true. When Cassidi Jai came to our studios, she put her HHH-tits on my head! (And yes, I have a video to prove that, too.)
But who has the biggest, most-impressive whoppers I’ve ever seen?
Miosotis, of course. In fact, Miosotis might actually mean “whoppers.”
Every time I see her tits, I am shocked and awed. It’s like in the line for big tits, she got an extra helping…maybe even two.
Her tits are so impressive that I find it hard to concentrate. They’re mesmerizing.
Will there ever be another whoppered one like Miosotis? I cannot say for sure…but I will say that I hope and wish for it every day.
Scientists who study tits are pretty fucking awesome scientists, right? Who wouldn't want to study jugs like Merilyn's?
According to a new study published online on June 30 in the journal BMC Medical Genetics, researchers have identified seven genetic markers linked with a woman’s breast size.
The study was led by researcher Nicholas Eriksson.
In the study, Eriksson and colleagues analyzed information from 16,175 female customers of European ancestry and compared their answers to survey questions, including bra cup size and bra band size, to their genetic information.
And based on that research, they now have the genetic markers needed to know what size tits a woman will have.
That’s the kind of science we like.
Being able to know what women will be chest-blessed early on? Sure, why not?
Breast men everywhere could have a heads up on who the next “great one” could be.
I can respect that kind of science. Can’t you?
Now if only scientist could give all women big tits…that’ll be the day!
Tits hanging, ass up. Kitana Flores is truly an inspiration.
Seems like yesterday, but it was less than two weeks ago that Maria blogged with Kitana Flores about her new scenes. Both are historic. Kitana’s first anal is already live at SCORELAND. This is a major event because when I think about girls who I want to see getting ass-fucked, Kitana is high on my list. I think there are two criteria for a girl to make that list: 1.) She has to have a nice ass. 2.) She has to have a nice asshole. Kitana scores on both counts.
Quick aside: If you want to see one of the nicest asses and possibly the nicest asshole ever, check out Raquel Sieb at 50PlusMILFs.com. What’s amazing about Raquel (who has big tits, by the way) is that her asshole has been fucked a lot (and it gets fucked again here), yet it has survived the ravages of big cock and continues to be a perfect starfish. Truly a thing of beauty. Poetry has been written about Raquel’s asshole. Well, not really, but it should be.
You owe it to yourself to see Raquel Sieb's tits, ass and asshole at 50PlusMILFs.com. Yes, she does anal.
Anyway, back to Kitana. Ass-fucked. And, now, live at SCOREVideos.com, Kitana is having her first threesome. Kitana told Maria that she isn’t into threesomes in her personal life but was looking forward to this one because, “I’m going to feel like a queen. I’m going to get so much attention.”
Attention? Yes. Plenty of it. The two dudes can’t keep their mitts off her tits, her ass, her pussy. Everything. But queen? I’m not so sure about that. I don’t know about you, but when I think about queens (the Queen Elizabeth type), I don’t think, “Glazed, cum-coated face. Cum dripping off her chin and down to her tits.” Because that’s how Kitana looks at the end of this scene.
I know it's hard to believe, but Estelle is a ballerina.
Back to that anal thing for a second: Which SCORE Girls would you like to see get ass-fucked? I have my list, and I think I’m going to be able to scratch a girl off it next week. I hope, that is. You know what they say…the opera isn’t over until the fat lady sings. Well, in this case, the SCORE Girl hasn’t been ass-fucked until she moans, “Oh, I love that big cock in my ass!” So keep your fingers crossed this weekend. If it all works out, I’ll let you in on the details on Thursday. And if it doesn’t, I won’t.
Now you’re trying to guess, aren’t you?
Also this weekend at SCORELAND: Romanian newcomer Estelle Taylor, the bustiest ballerina you’ve ever seen. A true hottie. I’d love to see her get ass-fucked, but let’s take this one step at a time. Step One this Sunday and Monday.
Enjoy the weekend. Invite some friends over for a BBQ. Make it a threesome.
Lori Pleasure, dressed for dinner at one of L.A.'s best.
A lot of people comment on the SCORELAND Blog, but I’ve found that some of the most-interesting feedback we get is from the polls. So let’s check out what Blog readers have been saying.
A few months ago, we asked, “You’re going out to dinner with your wife or girlfriend. She’s wearing fuck-me pumps, a short skirt and a top that her tits are pouring out of. What do you do?”
A. Ask her to put on something less-revealing.
B. Enjoy dinner, the view and the jealous stares of other men.
C. Stay home, order in and fuck all night.
My faith in mankind was truly reinvigorated by the results of this poll. The winner: “Stay home, order in and fuck all night” at 58%, followed by “Enjoy dinner, the view and the jealous stares of other men.” Ask her to put on something less-revealing” received almost no support, and I have to wonder, you guys who voted for “A”…what exactly were you thinking?
Dors Feline proves that plumpers look sexy in monokinis.
Then we asked: “SCORE‘s annual swimsuit issue has arrived. What kind of bathing suit do you want to see your favorite busty babe wearing?”
And the winner: string bikini, followed by monokini, followed by regular bikini, followed by regular one-piece. In other words, extremely revealing, followed by very revealing, followed by revealing, followed by not-so-revealing. Again, my faith in mankind has been reinvigorated. I think if one of the choices had been “nothing,” it would have received a lot of votes, too.
And these days, we’re asking, What do you like most about women’s bodies after big boobs?
Are feet "other"? Can you guess whose feet these are?
This one is surprising me. Pretty face is winning, followed by great ass and voluptuous figure tied for second, then slim waist, nice pussy, great legs, nice hair and other.
Other? What else is there? I’m not even sure why we included that choice.
I was pretty sure that most of you would go for “great ass” since, as we’ve discussed, there’s a school of psychology that says that men see tits as an ass substitute. But pretty face? Impressive. Although I’m not so sure about that. Quickly…name your favorite SCORE Girl. Now, without looking at a photo, tell me what color eyes she has.
Meet Sadie Blooms. As Maria wrote in her video blog, “She came to us by way of her boob-loving ex-boyfriend who said, ‘Take your tits to SCORE!’ and Sadie did.” That man is a hero.
Maria got to unhook Sadie’s bra, too.
Sadie’s only 19 years old and already measures 38G.
That means plenty of time for her boobs to grow even bigger.
Sadie likes to play tennis and watch her favorite teams, the Eagles and the Phillies, and her goal in life is to enter a triathlon because “it would be such an accomplishment.”
This may sound selfish, but I hope she doesn’t overdo the fitness thing and lose any inches off her magnificent top shelf.
She did her first boy-girl scene at SCOREVideos and tomorrow she makes her debut at SCORELAND with an introductory solo and then another boy-girl on Thursday (video) and Friday (photos).
A lot of models today don’t wait. They set off the explosives right away.
Niki takes a stroll down the street with her tits to the wind!
Today, I was surfing the great tide of the Internet for big-boob news from all over the world when I happened upon a story about little titties that is making a big splash in New York City.
Apparently, various people have spotted a topless woman on NYC subways and in several parks. When police have been called to the scene to arrest her, they have been trumped by said topless woman, who is actually going topless to bring awareness that in New York City, it is perfectly LEGAL for a woman to be topless in public.
What? No fucking way!
Yes…way.
According to a law that was passed 20 years ago in NYC, it is 100% legal for a woman to be topless in public anywhere that a man can be topless. So, if there are men playing basketball in a park in New York and they are shirtless, it is okay for a woman to be shirtless, too! The rule says titties all out in the open are okay as long as the woman is not engaged in commerce. So, as long as she is not working hard for the money, she can let her hard nipples be free in the streets of New York.
So who is this tiny-breasted superhero who is daring New York authorities to try and top her toplessness? Topless activist Moira Johnston. Although she is only about a B-cup, if that, Moira is fighting the good fight for titties to be free, and so we have to salute and applaud her efforts.
When onlookers were asked whether or not Moira’s tits bothered them, they all answered NO and said it was okay and natural and not against the law.
One woman did say that she would be offended if she saw a topless woman who had big breasts on the street because it would probably turn her husband on.
I call HOOTER HATER and Shenanigans on her and say, “From every mountainside…let freedom ring!” And we all know the mountains I am referring to.
