Lori might be dressed, but if you take a closer look, you will see she is practically naked. That's how women in Miami dress when they celebrate NBA Championships.
As you should all know by now, SCORELAND HQ is located in the sunny city of Miami in Florida.
And as some of you sport aficionados might be watching the NBA Finals, you will know that the Miami Heat are in said Finals and have a decent chance of winning the championship at home, in Miami, tonight.
What does that mean for us Miami folk? Well, it means that we are going to see a lot of half-naked, possibly completely naked women on the streets tonight.
And we don’t mean hookers.
You see, Miami is full of hot women and when we say hot, we mean it figuratively and literally. It’s hot here. It’s really hot here. And when one of our sports teams wins a championship, people rush outside to the streets to scream and cheer and drink and make merry. Yes, right on the street. Some of them stop their cars in the middle of traffic and just exit them onto said street and start dancing around. And then other drivers and passengers follow suit. Before you know it, there’s an impromptu parade in the middle of the street and people are running around, cheering and sweating.
And because it’s hot out, vendors and restaurants sell beers right on the street and the mix of heat and booze create a great environment for nudity.
Yes, nudity.
Pretty soon, women are flashing their tits or walking around in their bras and shorts. The nakedness factor definitely rises. We have seen women in thong bikinis walking around cheering for our teams and, damn it, we love them.
Because when one of our teams wins, we really win.
If the Miami Heat win tonight, women will exit their cars in traffic and flash other drivers. There might even be an impromptu parade with half-naked, dancing women...in the street.
Miami is home to beautiful people, and if the Miami Heat win tonight, there will be parties in the streets, and some of those beautiful people are going to strip most of their clothes off. It is a phenomenon many of us Miami natives have witnessed time and time again, and it is what makes Miami pretty awesome.
I was in Atlanta in 1995 when the Braves won the World Series, and while I had a good time celebrating with fans, there was not a bare titty in sight.
I was in New York in 2008 when the Giants won the Super Bowl, and I witnessed the frenzy of New York fans firsthand…but none of them got naked.
I was in Miami in 2003 when the Marlins won the World Series and again in 2006 when the Miami Heat won the Championship and let me say this…I saw a lot of ass and titties. In fact, I took quite the face-pummeling by a huge pair of titties when a woman (maybe she was a friendly stripper on her way to work?) got out of her car in traffic wearing red pasties and screaming, “Go Heat!” at the top of her lungs. She leaned in my window and blessed me with a celebratory motor-boating. And boy was I a dirty sailor that night!
So am I rooting for a Heat win tonight? You bet your ass I am. Not only because I support Miami teams but also because I love to see naked strangers.
Leanne Crow measures up among the Top 20 SCORE Girls ever.
Among the things I’ve enjoyed most so far in the “20 for 20” celebration at SCORELAND are the comments members have been posting regarding the day-by-day unveiling of the Top 20 SCORE Girls of all-time. The comments have been interesting and at the same time civil (in most cases). It’s nice when you guys find a way to compliment a model without criticizing another model (or find a way to say something not-so-positive about a girl without sounding quite-so-negative). The good stuff started on the first day with the unveiling of SaRenna Lee at No. 20. Wrote Jorga, “Really people?? SaRenna should’ve at least made the top 5.” Added SB, “I agree- top three- could even peg her as #1.” But I also liked crajosto’s comment: “This is very sad – she is worthy of the top 3 – most recent popular girls in SCORE should really be Voluptuous models – there should be a cut off at 27 inch waist.”
Okay, that’s a biting criticism. But notice how crajosto didn’t name names. He stated his opinion in a very diplomatic manner.
Some people were surprised that Venera finished 19th. Some people might be surprised that there could actually be 18 girls better than her.
When Venera landed at No. 19, babyblue eyes said what a lot of us were thinking: “Why should it be such a surprise that a newcomer would rate this high? Combine this with yesterday’s gnashing of teeth that SaRenna Lee was only No. 20, and what you can surmise is that there isn’t a lot of historical context among SCORELAND members. Those of us who have been around long enough to have bought SCORE and Voluptuous when they were first issued on the newsstand have an appreciation for the ‘legends’ of the industry, but the number of online votes placed by those early readers are no doubt overwhelmed by those who grew up in the Internet era and might not have sufficient recollection of the likes of Chloe Vevrier or Danni Ashe. But that’s true in any all-time rankings done by popular vote: what’s been published most recently is most recent in the reader’s thoughts.”
My thoughts exactly. But then again…if it’s really true that SCORELAND members lack historical perspective…well, I don’t want to give away the rest of the results, but I will tell you that there’s a lot of historical perspective in the top four, which will be revealed next week. So I’m not sure history has anything to do with it. Of course, that’s a subject for debate.
Members have been reminiscing, which is one of the things a celebration like this is all about. They’ve been telling us who they had in their top five. They’ve been talking about girls who didn’t make the list (so far, that is). They’ve been taking about their love affair with big boobs. There has been a lot of spirited back and forth.
Hitomi is great, but is she too new to be considered among the greatest ever?
Another example of respectful criticism came when Hitomi was unveiled at No. 10. Carney22 wrote, “Not to take anything away from Hitomi; she’s quite lovely, and her breasts are stupendous. But this is just another model whose career began far too recently to be rated this high. This is supposed to be a 20th anniversary series, not a best-of-the-last three years feature. But that’s what you get when you let the readers do the rankings online.”
Okay. Fair enough. But, like I said, get ready for the top four. And remember: SaRenna, Danni, Lorna and Kerry didn’t exactly make their debuts yesterday. They all debuted in the 1990s.
Of course, sometimes, people can’t help but show their fangs, which happened yesterday when Leanne Crow came in at No. 8. Wrote Chuck, “In my humble opinion, to have a model who has never shown pink and never done a b/g scene and is put number 9 in the all time models of SCORE for the last 20 years says one thing…RIGGED! And don’t go talkin about how beautiful she is cause several models placed after her are better looking and definitely show a whole lot more. I’d be willing to bet a Yankee dollar that Ashley Sage Ellison will wind up in the top 5. Gotta take care of them English models, right?”
Well, Chuck, as for Ashley Sage Ellison, you owe us a Yankee dollar. Ashley wasn’t on the “20 for 20” ballot.
As for your accusation that the whole thing was rigged…well, Chuck, if it was rigged, SaRenna Lee would’ve been in the top three.
Anyway, gentlemen and ladies, keep commenting like gentlemen and ladies. This party has been a blast, and we still have eight days to go!
If Cyrano had seen GG-cup natural Roxanne Miller’s first photos and video at SCORELAND, more than his nose would have been long.
Your comments about this newbie hottie included:
“Can’t wait to see more of this angel.” (bostonmore)
“She is a newcomer contest candidate.” (Boobman)
“She’s pretty, she’s busty, she likes reading, football and heavy metal. You may have found something in the region of my ideal woman!” (P.H.)
“I love how Roxanne puts a little snap into her spanking. Whip it good.” (Big E)
Anthony and P.H. were impressed by Roxanne being a huge Slayer fan, but that’s only part of Roxanne’s taste in music. “I love good music and go from jazz to swing to country to pop to progressive metal to Brit pop to death to classical,” says Roxanne, who’s a DJ and a writer.
Chances are this shirt and cap won't look as good on you as they do on Kitana, but just think: If you win it, you could wear the same shirt that brushed up against her breasts.
The other day, SCORE head honcho John Fox dropped me and Elliot an email. It read, “Are you guys aware of these pix we shot for the Blog to promote the contest and the 20th Anniversary Special at SCORELAND? The shirt Kitana is wearing is actually one of the shirts being given away. When Dave said in a previous blog post that there were a very limited number, he wasn’t kidding. One lucky winner is going to get this shirt fresh off of Kitana’s chest!”
Indeed, starting today at SCORELAND, there are still 10 “20 for 20” gift packs to be won, all of them include a SCORE 20th anniversary shirt and cap, and one of those 10 (there’s really no way of knowing which one) could be the shirt and cap that Kitana is wearing in the photo to the left.
Kitana shows off her prizes.
We asked Kitana to take off her shirt so we could show you the other prizes in the gift pack. No, not her tits. Don’t you wish? I’m talking about the free mag of your choice and free DVD of your choice. No, Kitana’s tan lines aren’t in the gift pack, either, but one of the DVDs Kitana has fucked in, such as SCORE Xtra #13 or Hard SCORE #3, could be if you so choose.
So, anyway, go to SCORELAND, click on the “20 for 20” banner on the members home page, answer the three questions in the daily trivia contest, then hope your name is picked out of a hat. That’s all you have to do!
Of course, like I said the other day, the trivia contest has been a doozy so far. On Day Nine, nobody correctly answered all three questions, so we had to choose a winner from among those who got two out of three. As the late, great John Houseman might have said, you’re gonna have to win one of these gift packs the old-fashioned way. You’re gonna have to earn it.
When I interview new models in our studio, whether for the blog or for V-mag, I am always amazed when they inform me that they are going to fuck for the first time on camera for us.
It’s an honor that they choose SCORELAND to give their XXX cherry to. (I won’t lie, it’s kind of fucking hot, too.)
Many greats have come to SCORELAND and cum for SCORELAND and that’s how we like it.
So, what’s so special about us that makes these sexy kittens decide to give up their pussies on cam for us? It’s because we are the best around. Because we treat every model who comes through our doors like a queen. Why? Because to us, all these busty babes are queens.
Many a model from Elaina Gregory (Who did her first tits ‘n’ tugs scene for us!) and Destiny Rose (Who did her first everything with us from solo to girl-girl and then XXX!) have told me that they decided to come and cum for us because they felt comfortable here. Ladies like Angel Gee, Eva Notty and even the great Angela White popped their on-cam cherry with us, too.
Why? Because we are the best and we made them feel beautiful. Because our staff is friendly and great to work with. Because they have fun in our studio.
That means a lot and it means we are doing something right.
So, to all those busty ladies out there who want to go all the way, we say, go all the way with us, because SCORELAND will treat you right…oh, so right.
Eva Notty is the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl ever. Says who? Says you!
SCORELAND‘s “20 for 20” 20th anniversary celebration has reached the halfway point. Today, the 11th-greatest SCORE Girl of all -time (as voted by SCORELAND members) was announced, and her name is Eva Notty. So, to recap, the results so far:
No. 20: SaRenna Lee
No. 19: Venera
No. 18: Natalie Fiore
No. 17: Danni Ashe
No. 16: Sharday
No. 15: Terry Nova
No. 14: Lorna Morgan
No. 13 Angela White
No. 12: Valory Irene
No. 11 Eva Notty.
Who will be in the Top 10? Who will be No. 1? We’ll continue to reveal the results day by day, climaxing on June 29 with the name of the greatest SCORE Girl ever.
Surprises so far? Well, kind of, but not really. When reviewing the history of SCORE and the all-time popularity of models (meaning how popular they were during their prime), SaRenna Lee should be in the Top 5 and maybe in the Top 3. Few models have been so important to SCORE. But I’m not surprised she came in at No. 20 because members these days have clearly expressed their preference for naturals over the mega-busters of the 1990s. I am kinda surprised that Sharday was No. 16. I thought she’d be higher, but the thing is, she never appeared in any videos. If she had, she might have been Top 5.
I will tell you that I know the remaining results, and there are some surprises to come, especially at No. 7 and Nos. 2 and 3.
SaRenna Lee, one of the most-popular SCORE Girls ever (and one of the most important in the mag's history), finished No. 20 in the "20 for 20" voting.
What have we learned so far? Well, we already knew that the big-boob lovers of today prefer naturals. It would be easy to say that they have short memories, but when you examine the results, you’ll see that a lot of the girls in the first 10 (and many who are to come in the Top 10) debuted more than 10 years ago. So new vs. not-so-new has not been an issue.
Finally, so far, there has been wide disagreement between SCORELAND members and SCORE readers. Already, five girls not picked by mag readers have found their way into SCORELAND‘s Top 20: Natalie Fiore, Terry Nova, Angela White, Valory Irene and Eva Notty. I already knew that website members and mag readers were different, but I didn’t think they were this different.
One more thing we’ve learned: Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. “Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?” Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G. I think today’s questions are a bit easier (What is Christy Marks’ favorite restaurant?), but we’ll see about that.
Oh, well. We’ll try to be easier on you guys in 2022. Meanwhile, enjoy the rest of “20 for 20.”
“My favorite breast pose is the hanger pose from a standing position,” T.K. tells us. “The model has her hands off so she’s not blocking a clear view of her tits. This pose works best with girls that have natural boobs. She leans forward and rests her palms on something, like a chair seat. Don’t forget to include this pose from different angles in your pictorials.”
Jasmine Shiraz's hangers should be hanging in an art museum.
With T.K.’s comments in my head, I went diving into SCORELAND‘s huge library and pulled a few shots of the girls doing the hanger, a pose I also love to study.
To me, the hanger pose is in the top 10 of busty babe positions. Breast shapes come in all forms, and the hanging pose shows how diverse they can be as the force of gravity takes effect. They can hang like raindrops. Their shape takes on a different look from the front or the back. Now and then we get letters from guys who also love to see stretch marks.
How does the hanger shot hang with you? Any favorite angles or photos? Any favorite hangers or danglers? Me, I love the between-the-legs from behind hanging shots, either with panties on or off and from a low angle. I also like full-length hanging shots, like this one of Cynthia.
Dang, how they hang!
Something else on my brain: I was thinking of different tit tricks for a girl to try on video. What do you guys think of these four? The camera has to go in close.
1) The model sits on a big workout ball and bounces up and down.
2) The model puts on a shirt that is pre-scored down the middle and rips it off her chest with a yank on both sides to expose her tits.
3) The model holds the ends of a cloth or shammy in both hands to buff the underside of her breasts like you’d polish a shoe. First one boob each, then both together.
4) The model uses a “Shake Weight,” holding it in front of her below her boobs. This gizmo is an exercise device, but I immediately thought of another use. I saw Jennifer Aniston use it on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. They should have gotten Jenna Valentine instead.
Anyone have any other tit tricks up their sleeve for video?
Blondie in Budapest.
And just one more thing. Excuse me for being the Columbo of SCORE.
Dave will blog tomorrow about some of the questions in the 20th anniversary special. This morning, I was comparing the contest questions for the 20th anniversary with the questions and clues for the 15th anniversary in 2007.
Do you remember the island and the sailing ship? (The 15th anniversary special went off-line after it ended and wasn’t archived on the site.) I actually thought the questions were a little more difficult in 2007 and the clues to find the items on the island and the ship were really elaborate.
For some of the questions, the answers were in the video and text interviews, such as this example:
Which model discovered Voluptuous while shopping in an adult book store?
1) Brandy Talore
2) Anna Caans
3) Keisha Evans
4) Lori Pleasure
The answer is A) Brandy Talore.
Brandy talked about this in her interview for the September ’03 V-mag:
V-mag: How did you happen to see V-mag? Brandy: In an adult bookstore. V-mag: You went to an adult bookstore by yourself? Brandy: No, with my friends. V-mag: And all these perverts were there, and the minute you walked
in, they stopped looking at the magazines and started looking at you, right? Brandy: That’s right. Adult bookstores in Ohio are full of truck drivers,
and they all looked at me. V-mag: How were the truck drivers reacting to you being in the store? Brandy: They were staring at us. Like we’d be in one aisle, and they’d
follow us. Then we’d go into another aisle, and they’d follow us into that
aisle. We’d move, then they’d move. It kinda went like that for a while.
Then there were the limericks that were clues in the island treasure hunt map:
There was once a parrot from France
who liked to watch busty girls dance
He hid under a tit-sling
And came out for a boob fling
Hold the mouse and you’ll have a good chance.
So all in all, I think the 15th anniversary was tougher.
Your thoughts, if you were there?
SCORE Island in The 15 Year Anniversary Special in 2007. Art by Otis Sweat.
The erotic pleasures of cuddling and neck kissing.
The sensuous and intimate moments of the love between a man and a woman filmed through wine glasses.
You will see none of this garbage in the two new DVDs just added to SCORE‘s official on-line store.
So down, nasty and dirty, these DVDs were not released to the eBoobStore.
They escaped!
Two’s company, three’s a party.
SCOREThreesomes features that most universal of male fantasies: one man and two women.
It also has two scenes of big-boobed sex bombs in double-headers.
SCORE regular Brittany O’Neil and Florida MILF Amber Bach each wipe out two dudes.
Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen team up for action with a single guy dreaming about a fantasy fling.
Daylene Rio and Sara Jay give one man a hard time and a hard way to go with their raunchy bed skills.
Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes use their extreme flexibility to get in fucking positions the people who wrote the Kama Sutra didn’t know about.
Are you man enough to handle Daylene?
XXXtreme Daylene is dedicated to the one and only bad-ass busty angel from the city of angels, Daylene Rio.
“Guys have told me that they wished their women were like me,” Daylene said.
The four hour super-disc stars the busty Latina brunette in 12 XXX wall-to-wall fuck and tits ‘n’ tugs scenes. Plus, you’ll get to know Daylene in between-the-scenes interviews.
Story? Plot? Acting?
Watch Gone With The Wind for that.
See the two trailers at eBoobStore and watch in awe as these SCORE Girls flex their sex.
Then bring it on home.
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Day Seven turned out to be the most-challenging by far so far in the “20 for 20” gift-pack giveaway at SCORELAND. Only one person answered all three questions correctly. None of the questions turned out to be easy (although all of them could have been answered by doing a little research on SCORELAND).
Which of these SCORE Girls is not Canadian?
A) Taylor Steele
B) Platinum Peaks
C) Tiffany Towers
D) Candy Hall
Candy Hall was born in Florida.
Who was the first guest on the first episode of SCOREtv?
A) Minka
B) Africa Sexxx
C) Daylene Rio
D) Morgan Leigh
Morgan Leigh was the first person with boobs to grace the SCOREtv set in Episode One.
How many different locations has Natalie Fiore had SCORE shoots in?
A) 4
B) 6
C) 3
D None of the above
Natalie Fiore has done shoots in Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island and Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Thirteen gift packs, each containing a highly-coveted SCORE polo shirt and cap (and more), remain to be won. Study up, SCORE Men! We’re not just giving these things away! You’re going to have to earn them.
On her wedding night, Samantha put out...on-camera.
Ah, the bride pictorial. We’ve had a lot of busty brides at SCORELAND.
But my favorites have been Christy Marks and Samantha 38G.
Maybe because they look…convincing? I was on set for My Big Plump Wedding and I was THISCLOSE to Samantha 38G in that bride’s dress and she looked amazing.
But what do I know, right? I am a chick and for chicks, when we see a busty babe in a wedding dress, we just see the wedding dress. The details. The hair and makeup. The overall look.
Christy Marks might look like a blushing bride, but she probably shouldn't wear white cause this little lady likes to fuck!
I have never seen a bride and said, “Fuck, I’d like to lift her dress up and wear her pussy as a hat.”
Nope.
So I had to do some research. And by research, I mean I interviewed Dave and Elliot. lol
This is what they had to say…
Maria: Hey guys, why do guys like the bride pictorials? Why do you like them?
Dave: You could be looking at someone’s wife, so you are about to see some other guy’s wife. Or it could be like a fantasy, like you are looking at your bride on your wedding night.
Maria: Are wedding dresses hot?
Elliot: I think the veil is hot. I think it would be hot with maybe, like, a baby-doll night gown. But those big wedding dresses are not hot.
Dave: They can be. Not always. They are usually tight. They usually show some boob. You know the woman goes out of her way to look good. You see her and you know that this is probably the best you’re gonna ever see her because it’s her wedding day.
Elliot: When a guy sees a girl in a wedding dress, he doesn’t think of Uncle Frank toasting the couple. He is thinking about the wedding night. He is thinking about her coming out of the bathroom in her wedding night lingerie and having sex in a hotel room with mirrors over the bed.
Dave: Yeah, it means that she has finally consented to having sex.
And there you have it.
I kind of agree with Dave about the looking her best part because if there is ever a day that a woman will look her best, it’s the day that she is a bride. And I kind of understand the whole anticipation to get in her pants thing.
