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May 12, 2012 by Dave
Merilyn Sakova tit-fucks and sucks a big, fake cock. Do you like this?
Here’s one of the things about being the editor of an international magazine with a wide circulation: You can’t please every single person. What I’m saying is, if your circulation is 50 or a hundred, you had better cater to the exact needs of every single person. But when you’re up where we are at SCORE and SCORELAND? You can try to please everyone, but it’s not going to work.
For example, preggers. Some guys love ’em. They want to see them all the time. Other guys hate them. Never want to see them. Well, it’s impossible to make both sides happy, so what do we do? We try to give the pregger lovers enough of what they want without turning off the guys who don’t like preggers.
Hardcore. Now, there isn’t much of a debate about this online. Most SCORELAND members love hardcore. But it’s a different story in the magazine. Sure, most readers like the XXX layouts, but then there are the guys who act offended when a single hard cock shows up in the magazine, even if it’s fucking a SCORE Girl. These guys go ape shit. They threaten to quit. And then I have to explain to them, very tenderly, that we’re not publishing a magazine for one person. We’re publishing a magazine for a lot of people, and I hate to put it this bluntly, but if you don’t like what you see, turn the page. The thing you don’t like to see will be over quickly, and you’ll be back to looking at the things you love.
There are times, though, when we think we have a pretty good handle on the vast majority of our readers and members. Just about all of them, in fact. Such is the case with dildos and other fuck toys. Back in the early 2000s, a girl fucking herself with a dildo in a magazine was a big deal, partly because we had never seen such a thing in newsstand magazines. That made it hot. But over time, most SCORE readers and SCORELAND members have soured a bit on dildos. They’d rather see the girl’s unobstructed pussy or, perhaps, the girl fucking herself with her own fingers.
But then, just when I think I have the whole thing figured out, I get this letter from J.P. of Daytona Beach, Florida. J.P. writes: You have those fake cocks with balls that look real. I think they are made by Doc Johnson. A lot of our SCORE favorites don’t do porno. So why don’t you give us photos of them sucking one of those fake cocks? The bigger the better! This should be mandatory in all your photo shoots. If they won’t take off their panties, have them suck a fake cock. Give us a closeup of her looking at the camera. This would give the reader the illusion he’s getting a blow job from his favorite SCORE lady.”
Is J.P. a rare bird these days? Or would you like to see the models who don’t do hardcore sucking on fake cocks?
Notice that J.P. didn’t say anything about the girls fucking themselves with fake cocks. But sucking on fake cocks…haven’t we been through this already?
May 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.
Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.
This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.
Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.
Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.
I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.
This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.
All I can say is, American woman, Be A SCORE Model.
A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again. “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.
I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.
May 10, 2012 by Elliot James
"If I notice that I’m getting attention from the neck down, I might bounce a little extra when I walk or pull my shirt down a little bit more," Zeta Verrone said. She's back at XLGirls for round two.
Zeta Verrone is a model wife.
She’s also a wife who models!
Zeta Verrone returns to XLGirls.com for round two in a fresh scene that’s really wham-bam. She’s very assertive and hands-on.
Zeta is the wife of a TSG fan who encouraged her to model. “It started with my husband,” she said. “He asked if we could sell shots of my boobs because he really likes them. So he did all the research and it just went from there, and I got into it. He really likes girls built like me, and as I’m getting into modeling, I’m finding there are a lot of guys out there that like curvier girls.”
Instead of buying her photos, we invited Zeta here. She accepted.
I like Zeta’s style and everything else about her. It goes to show that even with the increasing range and power of the Internet, many voluptuous, big-boobed girls don’t know that the tit-man cult (what I started calling The Boob Brotherhood years back) exists. It seems hard to believe yet it’s true. And without husbands or boyfriends who are tit-men, they’d never know that XLGirls or SCORELAND exist.
Maybe highway billboards are the answer. If they would be accepted by the Department of Transportation.
Zeta’s new scene goes hot today and Friday at XLGirls.com.
Thanks, Zeta!
Got a hot wife? A new air conditioner is not the only thing to check out.
Be A SCORE Model
May 9, 2012 by Elliot James
Glen S. sends us his artwork of three famed Voluptuous and SCORE Girls plus one model who only posed for three layouts–and only in photos, no videos–then became part of the passing parade of stacked girls.
Glen writes: “I’ve been meaning to give it in earlier, but I got sidetracked. These are a couple of images of some my favorite girls. I enjoy doing this artwork and I appreciate you showcasing other readers’ work as well. Always a pleasure to see. I like H.D.’s stuff from Germany. He’s got a nice, easy style.”
I didn’t think anyone remembered Tori well enough to create and send an illustration of her. No one has mentioned Tori in a decade. But she definitely made an impression on Glen over 10 years later.
Tori has great, pancake-sized areolae, and, at that time, a genuine girl-next-door look. She was living in Arizona in late 1998 when a SCORE Group contributing photographer met her.
I like the addition of the Union Jack in Nicole’s picture. Nicole’s a painter herself, and I think she’d appreciate Glen’s take.
Thank you, Glen!
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Tori in April ’99 V-mag.
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May 8, 2012 by Maria
Amber Bach knows a thing or two about keeping her tits fit.
I am going to let you in on a little secret: Tits need exercise, too.
In fact, physical titness is a very important aspect of a busty woman’s regimen. Breasts need to be jiggled, massaged, oiled and squeezed at least once a day to maintain said levels of titness.
Just check out Amber Bach on SCORELAND today in a video that happens to take place in a ladies’ locker room. She shows you how she hops around in her sports bra and then, of course, how she hops around out of her sports bra. In fact, there is so much hopping around and titty bouncing that your heart rate will go up and you are liable to break a sweat.
We must advise that if at any time you feel dizzy during this bout of physical titness, you sit down and rest. We don’t want you to become over-eXXXerted.
What else can you expect from this video of Amber?
You get to see Amber dribble spit all over her nipples…you know, to keep them hydrated. You see her oiling up her bod, too, because lubrication is important for range of motion. (I really don’t know what that means or if it makes sense, but fuck, it sounded legit.) You even get to see her work out her muscles…her pussy muscles, that is! She fingers her box for all it’s worth, over and over. I believe in the workout world, they call those reps.
Physical titness…check it out. Because working out is important.
xoxox
Maria
May 7, 2012 by Elliot James
That’s Shyla Shy, and Shyla is seven months pregnant.
That’s not stopping Shyla from going after big stick. Pregnant girls, their hormones gushing like an uncapped Texas oil well, tend to be super-horny. Shyla’s sex drive was high way before she got knocked up, even though the word shy is in her first and last names.
And at seven months? So hot, you could fry burgers on her butt.
Shyla’s tits are huge, bigger than ever.
Shyla does the deed at XLGirls.com right now, and if you’re a preggo fan, you don’t want to miss this one. If you do miss it, do not come back crying to me like a baby.
Shyla will be back very soon. Like when she is at eight-and-a-half months. That’s close to the blessed arrival. Dave and I may wind up delivering the baby and become godfathers, another accomplishment we can add to our list of achievements. Thanks for being you, Shyla Shy.
Shyla Shy is actually very shy in many ways EXCEPT bumping and grinding for XLGirls.com.
May 5, 2012 by Elliot James
In the tradition of Rocky 1-6, Star Wars 6-1 and Friday The 13th part 25, it’s time once again for the candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers, selected from SCORE‘s treasure trove of titanic ta-ta’s, boobtastic bazongas, colossal cones, stacked sweater stuffers and cantilevered casabas.
The photographer asked for pussy but did not clarify.
A game of tonsil hockey helps to unite America and Canada.
An afternoon siesta for Romina Lopez and Paola Rios leaves them hanging.
Renee is always happy to lend a boob shelf to rest on. Maria approves.
May 5, 2012 by Maria
This is the position that we'd all like Daylene in after a long night of Cinco de Mayo celebrating!
Today we celebrate Cinco de Mayo. While most people think it is a holiday about beer and tacos, it is actually a celebration about an incident called El Día de la Batalla de Puebla, or The Day of the Battle of Puebla. At this battle, the Mexican army, who was very much the underdog and outnumbered, defeated the French under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.
We want to party with Ms. Rio for Cinco de Mayo.
Daylene chanels her inner Mexican senorita.
Most people think it is a celebration of Mexico’s independence, but it’s not. Most people think it’s just a celebration of Mexican beer and tequila, but it’s not.
Here at SCORELAND, we think it’s an opportunity to celebrate Mexican-America hottie Daylene Rio and who could argue with that?
The last time Daylene was here at SCORELAND HQ, she posed for this Mexican-inspired photo shoot and she looks very caliente! That means hot.
And now it’s time for some sexual innuendo, Mexican style.
Oh, Daylene…we would all love to put our burritos in your taco and give you an extra helping of sour cream.
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On behalf of all of us here at SCORELAND, we wish you a happy and safe Cinco de Mayo and remind you all to not drink and drive.
xxooxo
Maria
May 4, 2012 by Dave
Linsey's first fuck is one of the scenes Elliot and I selected for your viewing pleasure at SCORELAND2.
The other day, I mentioned that we were in the process of launching a new big-boob website that would be of interest to many of you. I also mentioned that the new website is a labor of love for me and Elliot James. Well, after months and months of planning and preparation and video editing and website building, the new website has finally gone live. You should know that it’s also a labor of love for SCORE chief John Fox. But more on that later.
The new website is called SCORELAND2, but it could have been called “The Best of SCORELAND Remastered.” It consists of some of the greatest scenes culled from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com and many of our single-model sites, all brought together in one place. Solos, lots of hardcore and even SCORE legends. Photos and videos. It’s a labor of love because Elliot and I hand-picked all of the scenes (and wrote all the copy based on our personal experiences with the girls). SCORELAND2 is like having access to the editors’ stash of go-to scenes.
Elliot and I had several guiding principals when choosing the scenes. 1.) The girls had to be great; 2.) The scenes had to be hot; 3.) None of the scenes could have been originally posted on our websites within the past two years. So, no newcomers, no new scenes.
Now, I’m sure after reading those last two lines, you’re thinking, “Two years? No newcomers? No new scenes? What the fuck?”
$9.99 a month. $89.99 for a full year. Updated five days a week. That’s what the fuck.
Basically, if you’re looking to jack to high-quality big-boob videos on the cheap, this is your place.
Janet Jade is one of my go-to girls.
The entire movie "Angela White Finally Fucks" makes SCORELAND2 worth the price of admission just by itself.
Which brings me to the part about this being a labor of love for John Fox. I think it was two or three years ago when John first brought up the idea of SCORELAND2. If I remember correctly, he had been watching too much HBO2, and that got him to thinking, “If there can be an HBO and an HBO2, why can’t there be a SCORELAND and a SCORELAND2?” The thinking was that there had to be some kind of middle ground between $29.99 a month for SCORELAND and free for crap. A big-boob website for people who, well, to be honest, couldn’t (or didn’t want to) cough up $29.99 a month for SCORELAND but wanted something better than…well, you know what.
But the idea was put on the backburner for a while. And then, last summer, it resurfaced. And now, it’s a reality.
If you’re looking for new girls, new scenes and the most girls, photos and videos of any website out there, there’s still no substitute for SCORELAND.
But let me tell you something: Right now at SCORELAND2, Linsey Dawn McKenzie is fucking, and Janet Jade is fucking her pussy with a power drill and–GET THIS!–the entire DVD Angela White Finally Fucks (all one hour, 44 minutes of it) is streaming.
And it’s all only $9.99. As the great Alfred E. Neuman said, “Cheap!”
May 3, 2012 by Elliot James
Do heights or big-boobed women make you dizzy?
Aspen doesn’t need to wear a T-shirt with the saying, “My eyes are up here.” Odds are you were drawn to them. She has that special look in her almond-shaped eyes that seems to have a magnetic power.
Now posted in SCORELAND‘s Voluptuous Dressing Room section, Aspen poses in a high-rise pad, the Miami skyline in the background.
Huh? What background? There’s something else in the photo besides Aspen?
Which reminds us of a story Aspen told us.
“There was a guy that I had gone to school with for several years, and he was talking to me in the hall at school one day, and like most guys, he was talking straight to my boobs. He did that for about five minutes. Then he said, ‘You know, you have the prettiest green eyes,’ and I put my hand under his chin and lifted his face and said, ‘Honey, my eyes are blue.'”
Maybe that shirt’s slogan isn’t a bad idea.
“Aspen always gives me what I want,” S.G. recently wrote to “Scorecard.”
I agree with him.
