So it turns out that back in 2009, in the early days of the Blog, I wrote a posting called, “Why I like XXX knocked-up chicks with big tits.” The post got quite a few comments for back then, which indicates that a lot of you are interested in pregnant, big-titted girls who fuck. You don’t see many of them, but when you do, it’s pretty hot. At least I think so.
Well, about a week ago, Shyla Shy returned to SCORELAND, and wouldn’t you know it, she was pregnant! And she fucked! So I got to thinking, “How many preggers have fucked for SCORELAND or XLGirls.com?” And the answer is, not as many as you might think, but enough to keep a XXX pregger-lover interested.
April McKenzie
April McKenzie was seven-months pregnant when she did the deed at XLGirls.com. I love the way she introduced her scene: so girl-next-doorish and sexy. Sunshine was also in her third trimester when she fucked at XLGirls.com. And you know what the great thing was about these scenes? Both girls had gigantic, natural tits even before they got knocked up. And afterward? Holy, shit!
Stefani
Stefani, a slim ‘n’ stacked Czech chick, was in her seventh month when she took the rod at SCOREVideos.com. Kali West was well into her eighth month when she did a tits and tugs scene at SCORELAND.
Sunshine
April, Sunshine, Stefani and Kali (along with a knocked-up Lorna Morgan) can be seen in the DVD Chesty Preggos 2, available at eBoobStore.com as well as at the websites. And now there’s Shyla, who proudly shows her expanded belly to the world while getting her pussy fucked in her new scene at SCORELAND. I think I’ve said it before: I know what I like about seeing a pregnant woman fucking on-camera. What’s your take on the matter?
Did you know that we recently passed our 10,000th comment on the SCORELAND Blog? I’m not sure if that’s a lot or a little (it sounds to me like a lot, especially considering that during the early days of the Blog, comments were merely trickling in), but I do know that it’s 10,000 more comments than we would have received if there was no SCORELAND Blog. As this is being written, the official number is 10,114 (not counting the trash our spam filter gets rid of).
From the beginning, the idea behind the SCORELAND Blog was to bring together a community of like-minded big-boob lovers, and I think we’ve done that. And when examining the results of recent Blog polls, it’s obvious what Blog readers are always thinking about: big tits.
For example, we had this question: What do you think about creampies in big-boob XXX scenes? The most-popular answer: “They’re okay, but I’d rather see the pop on her tits, mouth or face.”
Well, how about that? Tits, mouth or face? We asked, “Given the choice, would you prefer the pop shot in a big-tit XXX scene to land on the model’s face or on her tits?” Ffity-eight percent said “her tits,” which is not surprising except for one thing: In almost all of our videos, the pop shot lands on the girl’s tits…and you guys obviously aren’t getting tired of that at all.
And most-recently we asked, “What’s your favorite part of a big-tit girl-girl scene?” The most-popular answer by far: boob mashing and sucking, way ahead of pussy-eating, kissing and strap-on fucking.
I’m not even sure why we bothered asking, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” The No. 1 answer by a lot was ass, which isn’t surprising because some psychologists theorize that tits are ass on a woman’s chest and ass is tits at the top of a woman’s legs.
A SCORE photo team just trekked from Miami to Berlin (Germany, not Maryland) specifically for two special models.
Janne Hollan, Czech mate.
Extraordinary models who can’t be photographed within the United States, so, as we had many times before, we went to the models.
One girl is a Czech lovely named Janne Hollan.
The other is a busty German lady named Emilia Boshe.
Janne works for a car company, but her real calling is the cleavage camera.
Emilia has been web-camming the past few years and has made a name for herself. She’ll be in the all-naturals September ’12 SCORE.
Both of them are great. Their pictorials and videos at SCORELAND are a tit-man’s joy. Boobs to sink into. I believe you’ll agree.
This upcoming week in birthdays is a mix of past and present, retired and active. Whatever they’re up to, may they have a blast. Is there anyone more Vegas than Summer?
Today I was checking out our Twitter (It’s @SCORELAND for all of you who tweet and want to follow us!), and I realized that it’s Throwback Thursday. (It’s also International High Five Day, so here’s an H5 for all of you from us!) Throwback Thursday is basically a chance for people to reminisce about the good times that were and the glory days of yore.
I thought to myself, “Self, we are SCORELAND. We ARE big tits. No one has more glory days than we do.”
And so I decided to do a special Throwback Thursday post featuring some of our most-glorious blog videos from days gone by. A top five blog videos of all time post. Well, I think they are the top five. I asked Elliot to help me take a trip down Memory Lane and we came up with this list. I didn’t ask Dave because he was in our studio talking to someone with big tits. I am pretty sure he has his own opinion about the top five. Too bad, Dave. This isn’t about you. 🙂
So, without further ado, here are some of the greatest blog videos of all time. They feature incredible models like Renee Ross, Cherry Brady, Jenna Valentine, Daylene Rio, Destiny Rose and the rest of the cast from More To Fuck. Looking back at all these videos made me realize how much fun we have here at SCORELAND and how awesome it is to do what we do…bring you big tits no matter what. Check out the videos below and enjoy your Throwback Thursday. I know I did.
xoxo
Maria
#5) The busty babes of More To Fuck sit down with Dave and chat about bras and tits. Very informative and titty-filled stuff.
#4) I sit down with Renee Ross and talk about sex, and she demonstrates what the best way to titty fuck is. This is like a PSA for titty fucking, I promise.
#3) Cherry Brady is the best hula hooper I’ve ever seen. Well, until she took her bra off, then she was the best, worst, topless hula hooper I have ever seen, and it was AWESOME.
#2) Daylene Rio talks to Dave while she is fucking. That’s talent.
#1) Valley girl talk and titty-bouncing class with Jenna Valentine…one of the funniest blog videos of all time. And we high-five, so this blog is also cool for International High-five Day.
Imagine if the photos in your favorite magazine (that would be SCORE, of course) could move. I’m not talking about those old-time flip books, the ones filled with pictures on pages that you’d flip from front to back real fast to simulate motion (“Those were great,” Elliot James just said). Elliot also just said, “They were going to make porno flip books, then video came along and ruined everything!” Elliot, are you a hundred years old or something?
Anyway, I used to read SCORE and Voluptuous and wonder what it would be like to have video imbedded in the magazine. Then, because that was impossible, we started including DVDs with the newsstand edition of the magazines (and now, we also offer a subscription that includes magazine and bonus DVD). So that was the perfect combination of photos and video.
And now…the even-more-perfect combination of photos and video: the digital edition of the July ’12 issue of SCORE with videos imbedded in the pictorials. For example, you’re digitally flipping through the pictorial of Melissa Manning when you come upon that instantly recognizable video arrow. You click it. And a video starts playing!
Yep, the digital version of the July ’12 issue of SCORE, available for only $8.99 at eBoobStore.com, includes five videos imbedded in the magazine: solos of Charley Green and Melissa, tit-to-tit of Valory Irene and Lana Ivans and XXX boy-girls with Kelly Christiansen and Stephanie Stalls.
“They’re very cool,” Elliot said. He should know. He was around when flip books were hip.
When Diane Poppos returned to these Happy Halls of Hooters last spring, Maria ran a contest in November ’11 Voluptuous to give away a magazine signed by Diane. This envelope contained one of the entries.
An entry for Diane Poppos' autographed magazine giveaway.
This gentleman really wanted that rare souvenir badly!
I admired his motivation and interest. He could have just addressed the envelope.
When SCORE magazine had a Summer Sinn bra giveaway in the May ’08 edition, Belgian reader D.L. mailed a large envelope containing a huge, accordion-style fold-out that spelled I WANT TO WIN SUMMER SINN’S BRA, with one letter per page and below the letter, a photo of Summer wearing her ultra-rare, custom-made bra. This is one long sheet of paper!
D.L.'s 23-page Summer Sinn bra giveaway entry.
D.L. didn’t win, but I still have his memorable entry. (I save all bra entries from every bra contest. This one’s never been topped.)
D.L. is still a SCORELAND member, for which we thank him.
The folks from the post office always bring something interesting in their mail bags from interesting people.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
It’s baseball season. Down here in Miami, we have a brand-new stadium. And Elliot James, nice guy that he is, emailed me his favorite baseball photo, which happens to be of my favorite baseball player. I won’t tell you her name (although I think you’ll guess), but I can tell you her stats: 41-28-38, 36DDD. Retired. Member of the Hall of Fame. One of the all-time greats. Batter up!
It’s not easy for a girl like Venera to be built the way she is.
But we hope that all the love that SCORE guys and girls show Venera compensates for that.
“I started making clothes on my own because it was really hard to find things that looked good on me,” Venera said. “I can find some nice clothes in the stores, but I like when they’re originals. I don’t like to see someone on the street wearing the same dress or the same top. I like to be original.”
Venera is definitely original and one of a kind. It was a good day when she decided to become a birthday-suit model.
“I like clothes that show my cleavage. It doesn’t always have to be so fancy because I also like casual, comfortable things, but I don’t like big clothes. I like clothes that are tight and show off my body.”
Venera won the DNA lottery, putting her in the same super-slim, super-naturally stacked league as a select few others in that rare category: Merilyn Sakova, Hitomi and Valory Irene.
Hard to find? Make that nearly impossible.
There are lots of girls in that league who will never model, and only their boyfriends or husbands will ever get to see them wearing the air.
Penny experiences a double nip-slip in her black bra.
Maria Verbeck is ripping her black bra off!
Diane Poppos looks good in any color…especially black.
We like Sharday in her black bra, but we like her more when she comes out of it.
The ever-chesty Westy looks good in black lace.
About halfway through my Friday here at SCORELAND HQ I realized that it was Friday the 13th. Maybe this day strikes fear and terror into the hearts of some less fortunate people, but not for me.
C’mon! I see tits all day AND I get paid for it. Clearly, I am the luckiest gal in the world. I’m living the dream!
But for some people Friday the 13th is a real and very dark day.
And that is why today I am going to feature black bras. Because that is what I do on the blackest of days. I defeat bad luck with tits. Clearly in this battle between good and evil, I win. I win all the time! 🙂
So, behold! Seven hotties in black bras. I chose seven because it is a lucky number. See what I did there?
Well, I am lying. I chose six and then the great Boob Jedi Master, Elliot “I know all the boobs in the universe!” James showed me the glorious shot of Diane Poppos below. How could I NOT feature Ms. Poppos? She is sexy to the infinite power.
So enjoy these black bras but don’t walk under any ladders or break any mirrors…just in case!
