I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.
I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.
I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.
Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.
Sarah Mercury's food orgy set includes a lot of chocolate and berries!
But what the fuck do “they” know, anyway? ‘Round these parts, we like our chocolate during sex, hence why occasionally, we enjoy what I like to refer to as, THE ‘FUCK ME’ SUNDAE.
Crystal's chocolate-covered guns look like a mouthful!
Chloe's looks like she needs a helping tongue.
The fuck me sundae is like a dessert for your eyes, tummy and dick all at once. You see, it starts off with a hot chick and ends with her covered in sticky chocolate syrup. And there’s this helpful part of me that thinks, “Hey, that girl needs help. Someone should lick all that chocolate off of her. Hey! I can do that!” You know…’cause I’m helpful. lol
Over the years, we have shot a bunch of these kinds of photosets, but the top three, for me anyway, are Crystal Gunns, Sarah Mercury and Chloe. Maybe it’s because I would gladly help them get clean any day of the week and twice on Sundae? (I know, I know! I’m so punny!)
I know we’ve talked about whipped cream before, but what do you think about the chocolate situation? Some people might be put off by the messiness of it, but not me. I like chocolate and I like hot chicks, so it works for my perv side. But what about you guys? Chime in on chocolate!
In all honesty, around here at The SCORE Group, I’m more of a magazine guy than a Web guy. I’m talking about my responsibilities, my job. Which means there are days when I’m as surprised and excited by a new SCORELAND posting as you are. Anyway, all of this is a roundabout way of saying that when I saw that a pictorial of Chessie Moore was scheduled to go up today, my first reaction was, “Holy shit!” And my second reaction was, “Thank you, Elliot.”
Then I went to check out the photos, and there she was, vintage Chessie in a set shot by JLG Studios in 1992: the platinum blonde hair, the early ’90s wild hairstyle, the pumped-up tits, the slut face, the meaty, pliable pussy lips that she always loved to pull apart, the pretzel pose. Chessie was always more porn star than SCORE Girl (besides, at her best, she pre-dated SCORE), but she was always one of my favorites, one of my go-to girls. The kind of girl who loved sex. It showed all over her face when she was fucking. This girl didn’t do it for the money. She did it (and is still doing it) because she’s a wild, sex-crazed nympho. She did it all, and she did some things that about 99.99999% of the population would never do. But I’m not going to get into that.
Here’s what I will get into: no big-boobed porn star EVER has deep-throated cock like Chessie did, has taken it up the ass like Chessie did, has fucked with the kind of wild abandon that Chessie did. It’s pretty much a fact that the porn of today is more extreme, more wild, than the porn of 10 or 20 years ago. Well, Chessie was 20 years ahead of her time. And, 19 years after the pictures being posted today were shot, she’s still a welcome sight. Now, there might be some of you out there who have never seen her in her prime. Today is your chance to check her out.
We all know that the SCORE headquarters are in Miami and that Miami is the place to be, especially when most of the country is still freezing and detesting the cold weather. Now, before you all roll your eyes and mutter all sorts of curses about us Floridian folks who are enjoying beach weather these days, know this: Miami is unbelievably, unbearably hot. Like, uncomfortably hot. In the summertime, it gets so hot that we spend a lot of time indoors. You know why? Because it’s so hot that you start to sweat and sizzle.
Now, don’t get me wrong; there is nothing wrong with heat. In fact, it’s fine and dandy…when you involve water. That’s right! Our hot weather becomes somewhat bearable if you pair it with a pool, or a hose, or the beach.
Alia Janine's big wet tits make me thirsty!
Now, you may ask yourself, “Where is Maria going with this?” Well, here is where I am going; I am going to talk about photos showing girls in the great outdoors, dousing their big jugs with loads…of water. (Although the other kinds of loads on tits are fun, too!) Yup, this one’s about hosed-down hooters. Because there is nothing wrong with a stacked doll getting sprayed down in the sunshine.
Rachel Love's big wet tits look so good she takes a sip.
I, for one, love pictures of a woman being hosed down. I like the streams of water cascading down her tits. I like how all of the girls always laugh when the cold water makes contact with their hot skin. I like the way the minute the water hits their tits, that their nipples get harder than diamonds in an ice storm. For me, WATER + TITS + SUNSHINE = GOOD.
And the reason that I am bringing this up is since summer is right around the corner….I am wondering if you guys like this and want to see more of it? Because since the weather down here will be sweltering hot soon, it will be no problem for us to get busties naked in the sunshine and hose them down for you! So, do chime in and do send in your suggestions! I, for one, will be listening!
In the opener of Shyla Shy’s new vid now showing at SCORELAND, Shyla (Mamazon) tells our studio manager T that her 36F-cup breasts don’t enhance her sex life. And then Shyla actually says that she wishes her boobs were smaller! No, this is not a script. This is real. Heaven forbid any chance of Shyla doing something foolish in the future. (Let’s not even get into that.) T realizes that Shyla needs emergency intervention, motivation and training right there on the spot in how to appreciate and love her own tits. To be busty and proud. There are girls with B-cups running with their credit cards in hand to plastic surgeons to get C-cups and here genetics have blessed Shyla with magnificent F-cup hangers that many girls would love to have.
T is not going to let Shyla continue with this negativititty and boob self-prejudice. One of T’s training methods is to have Shyla try different breastercises on the bed, and specialized tit and nipple conditioning techniques. Then T exits and a male trainer takes over Shyla’s emergency training with another set of very special exercises. Fortunately, he has the right tool for the right job.A straight shooter, what he has for Shyla should stick. The question is: will they succeed in changing Shyla’s attitude and lift her out of her mammary malaise, her boob-blues? Tune in to this horny intervention, friends, and pray, pray like you have never prayed before.
A big birthday shout-out goes to Sabina Leigh of Pounding The Pledges (February 27) and Mianna Thomas, Las Vegas’ biggest natural (February 28). Make it a bra-buster B-day, ladies.
Cherry Brady. That lusty, busty, redhaired voluptuous vixen who sports a bra tag that reads 36G (sometimes 38G). An intelligent, active woman who loves and worships everything about tits. Who does not believe in breast reduction. Who truly comprehends the specialized mind of the tit-man. Because Cherry is a tit-woman who walks the walk and talks the talk, and we’re damn lucky she likes to share her toys.
In “Mirror, Mirror On The Wall” starting today only at XLGirls.com, Cherry models the hottest bikinis, tops and other titty-tighties, then plays with her famous heavy hangers and her cherry-fine pussy in front of a three-sided, full-length mirror. See a different side of Cherry. Like three sides of Cherry in this fresh, hot and horny vid. So who needs television?
In point of fact, our surrogate is actually grilling a frankfurter in today’s “Hardcore Special” at SCORELAND starring the great Daylene “Fuck Me, Daddy” Rio, an ultra-horny Los Angelena who’s equally at home in Miami when she visits SCORE. A natural manpleaser, Daylene’s recent appearances include “SCOREtv Holiday Edition” and the vid “Holiday In Rio.” Dave recently did an over-the-top Blog video with Daylene with a concept that I’d love to see as a full-length scene.
Hotter than the sun.
“It’s like you can’t believe it’s you,” Daylene said about seeing herself fucking in a video and photo set. Her very first hardcore scene was for the DVD Busty ‘N’ Wet, and it was like a faucet was turned on and never shut off. “It’s like, ‘Wow, is that really me?’ and it just gets you more pumped up to want to do it more, and you get a whole rush once you see yourself, knowing that people are watching and I have my fans and they’re sitting at home watching me and jerking off.”
I think Daylene should move to Miami, but that’s being selfish.There’s a new TV show called The Real Housewives of Miami. Daylene makes them look like nuns.
Over at SCOREVideos.com German discovery Sandra Star does her second hardcore anal video. Sandra is a young Berlin hottie chosen to be Miss Hot SCORE by the editors of Hot SCORE magazine in Germany and no less a celebrititty than Annina who said “Sandra has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!” I’ve screened the new scene and Sandra sure lives up to her title.
“Fantasy SCORE” has a history in SCORE magazine that goes back to the August 1992 edition (Volume 1, Issue 2 with Letha Weapons as the covergirl). British artist Duncan Gutteridge’s ongoing monthly assignment was to take a celebrity and paint her with impossibly huge tits along the lines of Chelsea Charms and Beshine…years before Chelsea and Beshine became Chelsea and Beshine. Duncan’s first run ended in the Holiday ’99 issue.
Beginning with the December ’04 SCORE, “Fantasy SCORE” was revived as a semi-regular feature, often alternating with the “Rocket Girls” series painted by the great Otis Sweat until Duncan’s final “Fantasy SCORE” illustration in the February ’09 issue. Many of the paintings from the first series and all of them from the second series are preserved in SCORELAND‘s Art Gallery section along with “Dream SCORE,” “Bomber Girls,” “Dick Boy” and other works of big-bust art.
Although “Fantasy SCORE” ended, we still get mail from people who have never forgotten it. With new female celebs who can barely fill a C-cup popping up all the time, there’s no lack of new potential subjects. We continue to get requests to revive it, usually with the person making the request’s favorite celebrities. When we publish those letters, inevitably someone else writes against bringing it back. A while ago, Greg wrote, “The reason I’m writing is because I am disappointed that you no longer have ‘Fantasy SCORE.’ I always was so excited to see who you would have next. Please bring it back. There are lots of us fans out here.” In this weekend’s “Scorecard,” R.L. writes, “I must agree that ‘Fantasy SCORE‘ is due a return and would continue to be a very popular feature.” He lists several celebs he’d like to see given a “Fantasy SCORE” boob job.
On the other side of the fence are the letters such as “I don’t like art or cartoons. Just give us photos. ‘Fantasy SCORE’ is a waste of space.” I’ve seen a lot of those letters, too.
I personally love busty art and have enjoyed Otis’ and Duncan’s work since I first saw them. One painting a month, in print and on the Net, certainly doesn’t negatively impact the amount of photos we run. I also believe those two guys inspired many younger fans to try their hand at creating their own art. Just to clarify things, there have been no discussions here about reviving “Fantasy SCORE” (or “Dream SCORE“).
A new photo set set of Kristina Milan from the March ’11 Voluptuous goes live today at SCORELAND. Now, I love Kristina’s milky jugs, and I definitely get off on the way she rests her tits on guys’ thighs while giving blow jobs, but you know what? I’m not sure I ever need to see another photo of Kristina naked because the sight of her in tight tops does it for me. So here are two photos of Kristina. The one in the white top, in which her cleavage seems to go on for hours (I dare you to look her in the eyes), is from today’s posting. The one on the right, in which she absolutely destroys a black bodysuit, is from an upcoming Voluptuous pictorial. The appropriate response to both photos is, “Holy shit!”
A boob man confessed that he recently jacked to Kelly Christiansen. This is not an earth-shattering revelation.
S.M., a regular letter-writer from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “I have a confession to make.”
A confession? Did he murder somebody? Cheat on his wife or girlfriend? Jack to a flat-chested girl?
“It’s an eyebrow-raising confession, also. I’ve unexpectedly gotten the hots, well, sort’ve, for Kelly Christiansen.”
That’s eyebrow-raising? S.M., you and about a million other guys.
“Okay, I know you’re like, ‘How’s that a shocker?'”
Exactly. That’s exactly how I’m like.
“Well, because, I’m not really into the surgically enhanced models. I’m a naturals-only big-boobs fan.”
Well, this isn’t exactly like saying, “I usually like girls with A-cups, but I’ve fallen in love with Beshine.”
“Kelly has been lingering on my mind, and pretty heavily, too. I couldn’t get her out of my mind, so I gave in to Kelly and had to face the reality that despite her counterfeit boobs, Kelly is super hot.”
Counterfeit boobs? Dude, a girl stuffing socks in her bra makes her boobs counterfeit. Kelly’s boobs are not counterfeit. By the way, Blog readers, I think what S.M. just said is that he gave in and jacked to Kelly. His mind said no, but his cock said yes, and you know who always wins that battle when we’re looking at naked women.
“I’ve looked past her boobs and accepted her for who she is, and that’s a very attractive, sweet-faced and down-t0-Earth tall blond, and most of all, she actually has a chance to be one of my fantasy girls.”
Well, congratulations, Kelly! Oh. That’s what S.M. says.
“So congratulations, Kelly. You may have made history for me.”
Actually, S.M., congratulations to you: You have now officially expanded your pool of girls you can jack to.
